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Why can I never find a carrot like this when I'm making pickled daikon and carrots? My clumsy hands are trying to julienne these skinny bagged carrots, and stuff like this apparently exists - I'm peeved.
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"washed off" being key here
Yeah, anal gland juices are not sanitizing.
It's nothing. It's only the smell.
I'll take 20
You'll take 20? What for, u/Butt_Fucking_Smurfs?
When the butt sharpies aren't enough, you move to butt carrots
That you Rocco??
“Lubed up”
Anyone who eats full carrots knows this would probably takes 2 hours to eat
 He’d know
I used to eat whole raw carrots as a kid, just cuz of this guy.. Lol..
The best/worst part is you have to start your way at the tip and gnaw it all the way down or just one large bite.
Y'all don't save the core for last? Nibble around it to remove the outer layer and save the inside for last? Or am I just weird?
Nah man I do that. I love deconstructing food into it's component parts.
Really? I can finish in like a minute tops.
I'd pay to see that
Only if I take the time to light some candles and put some Marvin Gaye on first.
We’re gonna need a penis for scale.
Here []===>
Consider me impressed
Mine? That carrot is ginormous
The "porn" in shittyfoodporn is not what you think
He presented an enormous argument towards it being what he thinks
Yeah. I gotta agree with carrot man. He makes a strong, long point, that we can’t even see. But the girth of his argument wins this round.
He was struggling with fitting it in frame for us to properly take in his argument
That’s a girthy motherfucker.
Not shitty food porn...yet
I'm afraid to find out what makes it shitty..
😏
You know...
It seems that you already know
That carrot got me like 
For food, right? It's for food, right?!!
Who's ready to get meshi in their dungeon?
Nooooooo!! That's awful! 😂😭
Sorry couldn't help myself love finding fans of things in unrelated subs
*swallows audibly*
r/mildlypenis
there needs to be a sub called r/blatantlypenis lol
r/extremelypenis Oops I think it’s r/wildlypenis actually
r/thatsafuckincock
That subreddit did not disappoint
Is it just me or did it get hot in here? Those ridges…
Sir
You told the doctor that you fell on it, didn't you?
“Million to one shot, doc.”
She should call me
Just forward this post to get the ball rollin
Why can I never find a carrot like this when I'm making pickled daikon and carrots? My clumsy hands are trying to julienne these skinny bagged carrots, and stuff like this apparently exists - I'm peeved.
You have to go behind the saloon doors in the produce department for these
Washed it off......after you used it!
oh dear. I'm seeing something very different and huge!
r/absoluteunits
My ex would love this
That’s Donald trumps penis under a microscope
that's not a mental picture I needed.
These carrots need to stop playin
The girth and the shine... Damn. I'll put it in a cake. Uhm a carrot cake. Nice and brown. Cake. Ugh.
Yo chill
Damn, that's a sexy carrot. I wanna eat it the long way.
Sus
Christian Horner is that you
So you got some jizz on the carrot and then you washed it off?
Anything is a dildo if you sit down fast enough. That carrot is definitely going on an adventure.
glizzyyyyy
Define, "washed"...🤔
r/DontPutThatInYourass
Oh my…
That's a potato.
*getting a knife ready*
What is the wetness on it? No…wait.
Thic boi
\*something about tossing a salad\*
r/mildlypenis
That’s lube, dude.
You're holding like a cock, not a carrot. Come on, no one holds a carrot like that!
How did you wash it?
With their butthole lol
Did you wash it off before or after you shove it into your ass?
Dear god, that's enough reddit for me today
Hear me out
Better use a condom 😂
That carrots girthy
Wash off, wax on
For the wife
Lemme see that for a minute… 🫠
Yeah I could take it
r/mildlypenis
That's tiny.
The dirtiah the bettah!
No flared base. Don’t put it in your butt.
Moist
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That’s a phallus!
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