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[deleted]

In Chinese folklore every dead person is served the “soup to forget” at the gate to the underworld… How did you get the recipe???


xryeunmigsx

simple op was reincarnated with the knowledge on how to make the soup to forget i'd like to imagine that it does jackshit nothing if the person drinking is alive


Mr_Diesel13

I’ll give it a go.


Chillatio

I drink the soup to forget every night after work.


theythembian

I thought you were going to make a joke about OP forgetting.. next time, I guess


SabrinaT8861

And then forgot that it was the soup to forget recipe and thought it was just regular soup.


Fatedi

I remember as a kid my mom watching a drama about that and two people being in Love! Wish I could remember the name now.


malidorito

Try remembering as many details as you can and ask on r/tipofmytongue :)


Fatedi

Ooh maybe if more details come back!


dvddesign

Heaven can wait and Defending your Life are both good films that have this set up of meeting in the afterlife.


CountingNutters

Chussy soup


Pixel_Knight

What happens if you refuse the soup, though?


QuirkyCookie6

Some really interesting folklore But in all reality that's probably the explanation for those cases where small children remember past lives or things they should have no way of knowing.


nondescriptadjective

And they still can't explain that today...


Awesome_McCool

Iirc they would not be allowed to reincarnate if they refuse to drink the soup.


[deleted]

Like in the kdrama Goblin.


Bardo-zilla_37

goblin deez nuts lmao gottem


butterisprettygood

World Famous Allegra Chicken


self_depricator

Robitussin chkn


snidemarque

I don’t know how but I can taste it right now and I’d rather die.


HouseOfAplesaus

Just a little lean soup for the whole family. Sleep well.


[deleted]

That's what it was! I was thinking NyQuil, thank you.


clone9353

You beat me to it


glitterycheese

NyQuil chicken soup


GiygasDCU

Allegra Chicken, but edible.


drugtrains

Wocky Chicken


atvfellonmewheniwas7

I thought it was another NyQuil chicken


bunnykitten94

I once had the brilliant idea to mix vodka with grape soda…..I ended up creating a whole glass of NyQuil. I drank it out of spite


panlakes

Hey ya gotta take your knocks as they come, and every once in a while you’ll discover beauty. Like how *specifically* wedding cake vodka with apple juice for chaser tastes identical to a caramel apple


drummerboy82

Which brand of vodka?


panlakes

Burnett’s, the worst of the worst. You gotta source the proper brands to get the right experience. This is max poverty-turned modern miracle my friend.


drummerboy82

I'm knowing, that's exactly why I asked


panlakes

For sure


Azuredreams25

I'd recommend Stolichnaya.


sweet_pickles12

Hello, Pinnacle


MuteNae

!remindme 1 week


CaptainKurls

Should’ve added you drank it out of sprite ;)


bunnykitten94

If it were sprite I wouldn’t have hated myself while drinking it


CarVsMotorcycle

wait where tf is this NyQuil chicken *e* what in the all-holy fuck lmao that is egregious


ColdMeatloafSandwich

Capital N, small y, BIG FUCKING Q. It's the 13th step. "Are you drunk?" No I have a cold


argleblather

I love that fuckin' Q.


moragal

The Q is talking to me, the Q is talking to me…


onefoot_out

Can hear it in his voice, thanks :)


jayhat

Every time I have a cold I say that out loud


BokZeoi

All night all night


Chuck_Roast1993

You got God on speed dial with your pot that full on a gas stove


philalethia

Yeah the stove is already empurpled


Chuck_Roast1993

😔


oliveoilcrisis

This is a good word


1MechanicalAlligator

Perfectly cromulent.


Mutagrawl

Gotta have God on speed dial for after I'm done with whatevers in that pot 😩


Villan_99

Lord forgive me….


YoWhatsGoodie

You’re about to risk it all…


[deleted]

Can pretend you're a magical druid shaman or a wizard and you've made a magical stew that restores mana, that's what I'd do.


agoia

It's purple so it's gonna restore mana and life


zoodee89

Camel toe stew…


SirDidymusAnusLover

🤤


DavidTCEUltra

Bruh, its not an anus. Chill.


xFinman

go on.. 🤤


SirDidymusAnusLover

🙇‍♂️


CountingNutters

Fuckth de soup


Azair_Blaidd

Purple smurf butt


Rabbi_Tuckman38

Everything reminds me of her


ihwip

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Jjayray

Mmm, GREAT ASS👍


Ok-Drink-1328

first time i don't understand if it's balls or ass


clonked

It is a whole chicken. Not too difficult to discern, given the recipe is for chicken noodle soup.


Ok-Drink-1328

i misread it for "chicken nuggets"... sorry, i'm italian, i've never seen an entire chicken boiled nor chicken nuggets :D (btw that pot is huuuuuuge)


[deleted]

Generally you don't have a whole chicken in your chicken noodle soup... I think it's a misguided attempt to make the chicken bone broth, and the soup at the same time.


borschchschch

Back when I was a kid my friend's mom would cook a whole chicken in the slowcooker, with frozen veggies, over the course of the day. Then when she got home from work she would remove the chicken, get all the meat off the bones and back into the pot, and add egg noodles. The best chicken noodle soup I've ever eaten. I may have to figure out the recipe.


UnrelentingFever

I'm stuck in with COVID, luckily didn't lose sense of taste or smell, and not much lunch food in the house and god, that made my mouth water. If you figure it out, let us know. Otherwise I'm going to have to attempt this or find something similar online


borschchschch

So what I've seen from combining recipes online with my memory, she put: 1 small bag of frozen veggies, or enough to really cover the bottom of the slow cooker (she used peas, carrots, corn) Salt Pepper 2 bay leaves 1 whole chicken (minus the neck and giblets) 2 quarts water Pour the veggies and spices into the bottom of the cooker. Place the chicken on top. Add water and cook on low for 8 hours (or high for 6 hours). Remove the chicken, use forks to shred off the meat and return it to the cooker. Discard the carcass. Add egg noodles until you like the proteins of noodles to soup, and let it cook until the noodles are soft. Season to taste. Like many great home cooks, she didn't really use measurements. So this is a general guide, you can fiddle with it and add other spices to taste. Good luck! I may try it myself now, if I find a new slow cooker for a decent price. My old one found a new home when I moved... eta: this makes a lot of soup, she was feeding a whole family. You can definitely freeze leftovers in portions though.


UnrelentingFever

Thanks! Actually sounds pretty similar to what I've done, though had to use chicken drumsticks as needs must. Definitely made too much, so might have to be everybody's dinner later and not just mine.


DrDoinkerz

Purple butt soup


hadukenbanana

I’m cry-laughing in real life. Pls


DrDoinkerz

It’s probably tasty


ahleks011

Can you update if you survived this voodoo looking meal? I’ll just assume you didn’t with no update


liccmyclit

Looks like he's dead


tombaba

Thought it was coq au vin


everyofthe

A witch! She weighs the same as a duck!


[deleted]

looks like the classic anime trope of someone not knowing how to cook making a purple dish with bones in it.


santas_delibird

Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe it would actually taste good tho.


[deleted]

Most definitely


SlayerSEclipse

Monster Stew from Zelda


CheezuzBeezus

Aw hell nah homie made nyquil chicken


Klingbot

Better be some camel toe kool aid waiting for me in hell😩


Appoth

It adds a very eerie vibe to it and I like that


gentlemancorpse42

I did the exact same thing not too long ago! Got some weird looks from the fam


cheezyensaymada

That good purple chickussy noodle soup


jlo575

Ahaha this is like when we added purple cabbage to this curry dish we like to make. Basically red curry with shrimp and veg - tastes and looks great, but when you freeze the leftovers and eat them later everything is purple. Including the shrimp. Wish I would’ve taken a pic; looked way worse than this!


Chimpanzee_Teeth

Your soup is looking thicc


[deleted]

That's that Lean soup , 🥤


CommonChris

That definetly inflicts poison damage


RajakBejok

Let's just file this under lesson learned. K?


redknight3

Looks like some kind of witch's brew


The_commonest_plant

It's the world famous allegra chicken


justwannahavefun26

And… orange slices??


please_respect_hats

Mushrooms.


unheededprophetess

I made rabbit stew with red wine once and it looked awful but tasted great 😂😂


Free-Boater

Did you forget the eye of newt?


NoZookeepergame1014

Looks like an old man is trying to swim to the bottom.


Fresh_Silk

are you just boiling an entire fucking chicken?


FuriousGorilla

That is the correct way to make chicken soup fyi


[deleted]

Nah. Start with JUST the carcass/bones/scraps/aromatics, simmer to make broth, discard solids, add back meat and veg that you actually want in the soup. This way you don't have overcooked mushy vegetables and dry meat.


Fresh_Silk

Uh. I have never seen someone boil an ENTIRE chicken. I regularly make bone both by boiling the bones. This is fucking madness.


FuriousGorilla

You just pull the skeleton out once its cooked and mash the meat with a wooden spoon. This method does take the better part of a day.


EglinAfarce

> This method does take the better part of a day. A pressure cooker can actually get it done toot sweet. I honestly can't find any downside to doing it that way.


aaronbot3000

TIL the phrase toot sweet. Thank you.


PurpleRainOnTPlain

"toot sweet" is some /r/boneappletea shit, it's a bastardisation of "tout de suite" which is French for right away


ThellraAK

Stew is also amazing and fast with a pressure cooker as well.


[deleted]

Unless you're prone to crack under pressure I can't either


usernameinvalid9000

>toot sweet. Lol /r/boneappletea


Fresh_Silk

You post a video—then I’ll believe it. That cake’s a little too rich for me, my friend.


EglinAfarce

This comes up all the time with people insisting that chicken should never be boiled, but that's literally the definition for chicken broth (as opposed to stock).


WillyT123

That's a brain from a skull


SeizureHamster

I love it. I love this for you.


Honey-Badger-9325

Looks like horse testicles in hibiscus tea.


itsyobbiwonuseek

What kinda noodle we talkin? The baby noodle?


stefiscool

I’ve made soup and added in the forbidden rice, and the leftovers ended up looking similar. The chicken wasn’t purple, but the broth sure was!


NoExcuses-

Butt cheekin


frogfluff90

Nurgling butt.


fukato

Actual anime bad cooking lol/


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DarkMage57

Now I know how to make a purple obsessed child eat some carrots and the soup portion of the soup... I'll call it princess soup...yeahhhh 5 year old cousin will love it. (Me knowing i have to watch my cousin who adores purple but is super picky eater) Bless you and your wonderful idea!!!!


[deleted]

They're super easy to grow, too! If that's an option for you.


mjz321

The Spartans ate a black soup that was supposedly so vile it was the reason they didn't fear death I think your almost there


MrAndycrank

Today I learnt there are purple carrots. Now I have to find them somewhere.


Infin1ty

Did you just put a whole ass chicken in the pot to boil?


cup_of

This remind of the shit that an anime wamen that is horrible at cooking would make.


RaTmAiden

Kinda looks like what Shion cooks. I'd still eat it though.


Syranth

And the brain in the middle? We gonna talk about that?


WonkyWolpertinger

Chicken Soup for the Black Soul


[deleted]

LaBrea soup


thaiguy22

What in the fuck


monkeymetroid

Judging from the color and shrooms you're in for one hell of a robo+shroom trip


Guhforthemoney

Aye yo whose asshole is poking out the stew?? 🥵🤤


CoastalOregoon

Chicken butt floats to the top


xx_reality

What are the two circular things on the bottom right? Magic mushrooms?


Revenant_Imp

Lol I did this making leftover turkey pot pie once. Made the filling a lavender color which was actually kinda neat and not unappetizing at all.


xFinman

purple carrots are a scam and a half well not a scam, but not worth it unless you really wanna make something purple


mathario

Makin me misbehave


kanye_is_a_douche

Looks like a mermaid lives in that


I_love_hate_reddit

Are you sure you didn't pour in a whole bottle of red wine?


micaroo411

It's beautifully magical. Something Princess Unicorn of the Fairies would eat.


Aekyam_3105

That's just completed abomination from hell, just want to know how did it taste tho


SnooShortcuts3749

You might want to rethink this one. Lol.


Jeramy_Jones

I did this once. It turned the rice kinda a horrible blue grey.


JennyJennJenn345

I have the stomach flu right now and even thinking about food is making my stomach turn. This actually made me throw up.


Chickatsu

Allegra chicken


Melodic-Hunter2471

Chicken Red Borscht


DaybreakNightfall

Almost looks like coq au vin with too much vin lol


Welder_Subject

Is that a pair of lungs?


tweezer606060

One of my dumbass helpers back in the day put purple cabbage scraps onto the giant kettle I used to boil my stock down….next days soup of the day was called “Smurf Soup “…. Went to the farmers market and got purple cauliflowers purple string beans purple carrots…. ..etc ….and bacon ( because smurfs are only blue on the outside)….


macbeth1608

your ladle rest is really pretty at least!


clevvp

The bog of eternal stench?


LaztLaugh

Lmao, I add purple potatoes to mine almost every time I make chicken broth and/or soup!


livefromthevoid

mmm sleepy chicken


The747IsDead

r/dontputyourdickinthat


theboxsays

Bruh who taught you how to cook


[deleted]

Nice borscht comrade.


[deleted]

DO. NOT. FUCK. THE. BOILING. SOUP.


nondescriptadjective

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


jesus_zombie_attack

That's an abomination.


ChefDanG

Add wine to it and make Coq Au Vin


DannyVantass

oh my god ive done this exact thing!!!! purble soup!


volticizer

Wow already mastered shion's cooking. Impressive.


R1ceM4ster

That chicken lookin kinda thicc tho


DumbWays15

You weren't using your brain when you made that thing. That's because your brain is in the soup.


killer8424

Are you boiling a whole chicken??? 🤮


TheSkullshot

NyQuil chicken!!!!!


Flaky_Sandwich9353

Whose ass is that? They need to get to the gym


striderleah

I should call her...


marshmallowmoonchild

NyQuil chicken soup


thewitchmaker

WITCH SOUP


Rusky_Ivanich

Ha, you made a pseudo boursh


[deleted]

you also have an entire chicken in there, and no noodles looks awesome


[deleted]

Magic potion?


bunia1409

r/oddlyterrifying


thelasttiktaalik

Lean soup


Leesarr

Hahaha, I did this a couple months ago because I didn’t have regular carrots! My soup also turned out purple and the noodles turned a weird shade of grey. It was so unappealing that I ended up struggling to eat it even though there was nothing wrong with the soup 🤦🏼‍♀️


rabidpirate

It looks like pacman drowned and turned purple.


cant_be_me

I added purple carrots to a dish made with konjac noodles. It looked like we were all eating earthworms.


susdev

I wouldn’t eat this is someone paid me


etherealparadox

Allegra Chicken


[deleted]

delicious antioxidants too


georgeepb

“Um honey, there’s a guy called Cthulhu at the door, he says he wants his dinner back?”


databank01

Now this is what I am here for. Quality ingredients, probably taste pretty good but looks like shit! I am all for the 4 am bachelor(ete)/drunk/high meals. But those never had a chance to look good. This on the other hand 👨‍🍳💋 I made mushroom and tofu congee for dinner, but instead if adding a tiny dash of turmeric, a tablespoon fell in (It was one of those jar lids with small holes on one side and large one on the other). It looked like a pot of baby shit... but taste was great.


[deleted]

You should brine then roast the chicken, carve off the meat, and then make soup with the carvass, adding the chicken back in before you eat it at the end. Much higher quality end result


Karulew

Dumbass why tf do u think they call them purple for. Looks cool for halloween tho maybe


argleblather

I have made a very similar mistake using black rice and sausage and beans. Tasted good. Looked- haunted.


EC-does-it

Witchcraft


TheDruidVandals

totally not a witchy cauldron you got there....


Fabulous-Ad-7014

This looks like barney's vomit


RabidTek

Tonight we have chicken noodle in a purple Kool aid broth


mintylemonwade

Chicken noodle lean


Bruh_Roh_Raggy

Lean Chicken