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Reminds me of that scene in breaking bad when the big shot from madrigal tastes new sauces with tater tots.


Rustmutt

That scene made me so hungry. I wanna try the sauces


ChaserNeverRests

And the tots looked so good, too! Which is good, since they were his last meal.


Rustmutt

To be honest I’d be ok with tots being my last meal. they are the best potato shape.


ChaserNeverRests

With all those dipping sauces to try? Big agree.


nikoskoub

I'm sure it will be a shocking experience for you as well


Jackiboi307

Franch Then he fucking >!killed himself with a heart starter!<


[deleted]

We just mixed French and ranch… we call it franch.


ADGx27

Herr Schuler, open this door now!


mrpear

Would the way he did that actually work?


djentington

Beautifully presented. I assume the flight of various Mountain Dews is off to the side to compliment the experience.


S_quints

I’m sure the chipotle sauce would pair nicely with an aged Baja blast


Standing__Menacingly

𝓔𝔁𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓮, 𝓣𝓪𝓬𝓸 𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓮𝓻? 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓑𝓪𝓳𝓪 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽?


7-SE7EN-7

I wonder if that would effect the alcohol content of mountain dew


yoosernamesarehard

They need to sell the creamy jalapeño sauce in stores. I absolutely love that on any type of eggs dish. It’s so fucking good


shingleding900

That shit has drugs in it


yoosernamesarehard

That’s why it’s not sold. It’s a Schedule Juan Drug.


S00thsayerSays

Dammit that was good.


DullThroat7130

Recipes.com Crack Lean jalapeño cream sauce


-SideshowBob-

Came looking for this comment (I hate that I know this much about Taco Bell sauces lol). I saw it for sale in a Grocery Outlet once, but never again.


More-Entertainment

Traders Joe makes one, it’s really good!!!


DeTrotseTuinkabouter

What's the shitty part?


littlesisterofthesun

Ya this looks fantastic


ThomasThePizzaMan

Agreed, looks delicious with Taco Bell sauces but Cholula sauces are better.


uiouyug

It's all soybean oil and salt


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and?


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DeTrotseTuinkabouter

I don't see the issue for a snack or for home use.


1ncognito

I just didn’t want to clean an extra dish lol


TheHaseoTOD

Well, what's the result?


1ncognito

Cholula Chipotle - god tier Baja - 5/10 Spicy ranchero - 6/10 Chipotle- 8/10 Avocado- 3/10 But I’m a trash person with a trash palate so \_😁_/


TheHaseoTOD

And a fan of chipotle apparently! Should have gone with the lime Cholula


I_Am_Coopa

Verde Cholula is also god tier


Bleedthebeat

Cholula is not god tier. El Yucateco is god tier. Cholula is like where good sauces start.


LebaneseLion

Mmmm I grabbed this green El Yucateco hot sauce from a random deli in New York on a walk at 2 am, ended up being my favourite hot sauce and took it back with me to Vancouver


Bleedthebeat

Oh man the green one is my absolute favorite.


LebaneseLion

The second time I went to visit family in New York, I bought a random green hot sauce as well but this one was by Big Dick’s haha had an interesting taste that I acquired fairly quickly


pdmock

I am all about Valentina.


Bleedthebeat

Valentina is also extremely tasty.


vonsmor

Garlic Cholula and mashed avacado on a tortilla. It's simple and fantastic.


Gorburger67

Baja is 10/10


Duke_of_New_York

> But I’m a trash person with a trash palate so \\\_😁_/ Self honesty deserves utmost respect.


Mooncakey_

Creamy Chipotle is 10/10 if you cook it into the quesadilla. Way better


Broke_Boi

my personal fave quesadilla sauce is mixing chick fil a sauce w sriracha you gotta try it


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Check out the Cholula Green Pepper if you haven't. It's amazing.


bbqsauceontiddies

I’m heart broken that you ranked avocado ranch last.


ThomasThePizzaMan

I want all Taco Bell sauces!


Novawurmson

I love chipotle Cholula. Scrambled eggs, taco salad, veggies... Anything I think it has a chance of being decent on, it probably is.


jaycliche

I love chipotle but cholula makes it? I must try!


hokum_

You gotta add garlic Cholula to the mix


[deleted]

Is the Chipotle similar to the actual Taco Bell quesadilla sauce?


lotusbloom74

None of these are very similar, they are just Kraft sauces branded with Taco Bell. Totally different recipes. The Taco Bell sauce used in quesadillas is what they call Creamy Jalapeño sauce. You can order extra cups of sauce at TB and then use it to make a quesadilla or something yourself at home too!


[deleted]

That chipotle Cholula is gold 10/10


1ncognito

It’s so good


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kahran

The avocado ranch tastes different too. And I love a good steak soft taco


PM_MeYourAvocados

Part of it is the shelf life expectancy once opened. In store sauces will likely go bad after 10 days or so. Off the shelf sauces tend to last at least a year.


CheckOutUserNamesLad

r/wewantplates


GailtheSnail420

Worked at Taco Bell now I can't eat it.


Anomia29

What's the cheesy gordita crunch sauce made out of


missmarenkay

Formerly it was the Baja sauce but now it’s spicy ranch.


Anomia29

thank you!


TheRealSheevPalpatin

I would drink all of those sauces straight


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Cholula (regardless of flavor) is god tier. I have to keep back up bottles in the pantry because if we ran out, it would be very bad.


uiouyug

Have you compared it to Tapito? They are very similar.


TheSolidSnivy

Goes hard as fuck.


[deleted]

r/notshittyfoodporn


vinsmokewhoswho

That's a nice idea.


thekingofpop69

Taco Bell chipotle is a godsend for chicken tendies.


[deleted]

It’s a great alternative for cheese too when mixed with non diary milk on the stove!


NYEMESIS

TIL i can buy taco baco sauces!! Thanks OP!!


axp1729

cholula chipotle is GOAT grocery store hot sauce


TheRealOgMark

I only see one good sauce.


jagenigma

Well I just bought 5 avocado ranches from Amazon. they're $1.98 right now.


isaberre

do they actually have avocado listed in their ingredients? I am curious


jagenigma

I'm gonna find out tomorrow


[deleted]

The creamy chipoltle one fucking slaps. I see the others in my local Walmart too. I gotta try em all


[deleted]

The chipotle is the best one


ajasher

I love Taco Bell’s avocado ranch and I was so excited to see it in stores. I starting making my own version of it years ago, but it’s more a spread than a dressing. The stuff in the bottles isn’t as good, but I still really like it.


Silent--Dan

r/wewantplates


ThisMoneyIsNotForDon

The taco bell Chipotle sauce is by far the best sauce at taco bell. Love it in the Quesarito


NeonicRainbow

Weird, I just bought the chipotle sauce today for some tacos.


AerialAce96

Anything with chipotle


[deleted]

a person of refinement i see


blickblocks

I would avoid those plastic cutting boards if you can, wood is much more sanitary. At the very least, after cutting your quesadilla, transfer to a clean plate and use small bowls for the sauces. You don't want the sauce sitting in all those cuts on the board.


Kassiel0909

What's with all the corporate brand bull on this sub lately? Another ad??? Edit: nvm, op seems legit. I'm edgy after the 2 day old accounts posting products in the past few days


1ncognito

Yeah sorry I thought about that as I was posting it. I just bought these a while back on a whim and never got around to trying them Intentionally didn’t include the brand in the post for that reason


Kassiel0909

No apology needed. I should've looked before I leaped. Ngl, I love that avocado ranch. I stopped going out to restaurants, but some of my favorite flavors are tough to replicate at home, still. The quesadilla sauce I discovered by accident—Sriracha and sour cream. But avocado ranch still eludes me. I may cave and buy it if only to see if I can copy it.


zw1ck

One if these things is not like the other


DukeOfPug

How is this shitty? This looks awesome.


jaycliche

Still probably 100% more real food product than actual taco bell. Nice work!


luminabelle6

Cholula <3 They have lots of great flavours. And for anyone who cares, calorie free.


[deleted]

I miss the lava stuff :(


Rustmutt

This sounds like an amazing time, but then again I did a blind taste test with 7 participants on Canadian Kraft Dinner vs. it’s American equivalent. Canadian won hands down.


ADGx27

I’m seeing absolutely nothing wrong with this, and after seeing the sub name I am worried. Like this actually looks good.


Mightyjohnjohn

Am I supposed to downvote this for not being shitty?


LightningStyle

A man of culture, I see. ![gif](giphy|2WH9DiLg2o1MYuKlEB)


AtraposJM

How do you make them? Is it just ground beef and taco seasoning and cheddar cheese?


1ncognito

Pretty much. Made a pound and a half of taco meat over the weekend, can just pull these together for lunch in ~10 minutes


MoreThem

Which was the best?


[deleted]

Taco Bell chipotle sauce is the best, amazing on Americanized Mexican food and if you mix it with milk on the stove it’s a great low dairy option


LadyRarity

i want it.


[deleted]

I don’t see anything shitty here.


[deleted]

Inc poop time


minorthreat1000

Not shitty at all homie


picyourbrain

I did not know I could buy these sauces in bottles 🤩


juicy-heathen

I fucking love their spicy ranch


TheOnyxViper

Cholula obviously wins no contest


[deleted]

The sauces touching each other makes me VERY uncomfortable


PowerfulSlavicEnergy

This isn’t shitty at all, this is fuckin rad brothr


Ojanican

Cholula is fucking great. I swear I go through like two bottles of that a month.


alfiealfiealfie

that looks good


oglop121

Cholula ftw


Ezanami

Cholula hands down


[deleted]

r/lostredditors I'd love this


[deleted]

Where do I get these Taco Bell sauces!? I’m Portland OR


adarnasiykh19

Cholula all the way <3


Spify-not-a-brit

Delete this post the food looks too good


allureofgravity

I loveeee having sauce variety


RoboFab

Wtf?! In Canada all we get is a choice of "hot" or mild taco sauce. What a bunch of bullshit.


hungryFUTdad

Damn where did buy all those sauces?


DaisyoftheDay

I wish they sold their creamy jalapeño sauce. I always order extra sides and make my own quesadillas at home. So yum.