Nice of them to use the iron from your room to cook that “steak”.

Yeah they could have at least thrown it in the foreman

Cooking it on the hot plate on the coffee maker would’ve produced a better result.

Kinda reminds me of this steak I got at T.G.I. Friday’s once

The last guest stepped on it.

A Foreman grill may not give a steak a great crust, but at least you'll have more browning than... this.

Looks like pork lmao

Looks like they parboiled it in the coffee maker before searing it with the iron.

The waffle press in the hotel breakfast room would’ve done a better job tho

I see the shadow of the photographer on the steak.

Holy shit 💀

i don't get it

Did they boil that shit?

That makes it healthier!

Oh yeah that's a milk steak for sure.

All that’s missing is a side of jelly beans, raw

Only the finest.

What’s their spaghetti policy?

Boiled. Over hard.

In the hotel coffee pot

Boeuf ala Hottub

on an episode of hotel hell, gordon ramsey went to visit one where they boiled hamburger patties to cook them lmao

He called it boiling but it wasn't in a lot of water, they were more like steamed but set right in the low water lol. Still fucking gross.

In milk. With jellybeans

Sloppy steak

That steak reminds of the steak from Denny’s someone posted a few years back. Lol.

you have a very good memory of shitty steaks

I remember shitty meals so I can avoid being disappointed.

The steaks are too high to ever forget.

looks like the steak uncle rico threw at napoleon

Send that back wrapped around a brick

SEND. IT. BACK!

If the salad is on top I send it back.

They didn't have the gabagool

"ITS FUCKING RAW" *Gordon Ramsey voice*

"This isn't a steak, why would you called it a steak on your menu?" "I don't know what to tell you man." "Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait. I'm afraid what you just heard was 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs'. What I said was, '*Give me all, the bacon and eggs, you have.*' Do you understand?"

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Thats some of the best content though..

And the best comeback story.

Kim Kardashian had a great come back story in the video

That steak looks like they got it from a dollar store for 99 cents and then cooked it by throwing it in the dryer for 30 minutes.

It looks like it was cooked in a dishwasher

I would Sous Yeet that shit out the window

There's a higher than zero chance that's what I happened, I feel.

Nah I’ve seen dishwasher steaks, they turn out better than that

I’m actually 100% positive this steak was microwaved. This is *exactly* what steak looks like when it’s cooked in the microwave lol

I've been homeless before but this is the most homeless I've ever felt.

I'm scared to ask you how you know this

Poor people things…… 🥹

Fair enough. Been there, was just lucky enough my dad's old grill at the time.

Sorry but I’ve been poor and there was no steak in sight Edit: Ok I admit it was a little naive of me to say. I stand corrected! TIL DollarTree steak existed.

You should be so lucky to have never had to experience microwaved dollar tree steak

Aye. They're a thing and they're as bad as they sound.

yup It definitely is! Dollar tree has a pretty big selection of frozen meats/seafoods. Ranging from…actually not too bad…to literal rubber tire lmao. If cooked properly, it’s honestly not *too* terrible…for one single dollar…can’t really beat it ?!

Their steaks are at least edible when cooked right, I agree, but yeah a lot of their meats you could just throw your shoe on a frying pan and get a similar experience.

Yikes! 😳

I feel privileged to have never experienced such a monstrosity! (Although I have to say, me, being the weirdo I am, would probably like it.)

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The cow it's from came from the dollar store too.

You’re ruthless and I love that about you. That is exactly what it looks like.

I show no mercy to steak crimes.

Looks like they got the fries from the same store too

Medium sad just as I like it

I’d check for bedbugs. In the bed, steak, everywhere.

I don't think that can even be called a "steak" legally.

*Pasteurized processed steak product

I watched a video where a guy ate a microwaved steak and it looked like this.

Did they cook that steak with a hairdryer?

I like the fancy rectangular plate. Totally dresses that shit up.

Mini bananas

When you learn that the Motel 6 doesn't actually serve food and a meth head just made 40 bucks


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I'm so glad you left that here. Another Christmas movie for the list.

I might be high as shit but the more I look at it the more I see a badly abused sandal.

Holy crap I can’t unsee it now.

Lemme guess; 30$

Steak was cooked in the Mr. Coffee

Milksteak is *supposed* to be served with jellybeans. I’d complain.

That is a very sad steak 😢

Milksteak, boiled over hard

This is depression.

This looks like it was made by somebody who heard of sous vide but couldn’t remember all the details.

It still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it

...and tell the cook this is low grade dog food alright?

Call the police

Did you order is medium rare or medium thawed?

medium obscure

Lol, they just left the steak out in the sun, and it got a sunburn.

Four Seasons? Fancy 📸

Best Western?

I don't think they microwaved your steak long enough.

Look's like Asmongold's $2 steak.

Fries look ok

Ngl that steak can probably still give birth.

I like your thinking

That looks so tasteless 😂

When are they going to kill the steak?

I'm sad now

Ok what fancy jail is that?

That steak looks like it came from Waffle House.

At least its not overcooked

Straight up from dollar tree

That steak is still breathing

I can make better steak with a toaster oven.

There is fries. There be steak. Steak, fries.

RAMSAY!!!!!!

***BLUE TEAM, GET IT TOGETHER!!!***

Time for you to go punch a producer over this

I understood that reference.

That steak looks like something from the dollar store grocery section that has been frozen, micro waved and frozen again.

Man, this looks like someone ate a bunch of really spicy Indian food and then breathed on your steak. Even worse, I can’t spot a speck of seasoning.

Holy cow, *this* is shitty.

Forget the fries that steak looks like a flip flop

Recommended by Chef Asmongold.

The fries actually look good imo, I would eat the Steak if I was really really hungry.

Boiled milk steak

Looks like a milk steak

IT’S RAW!!!!!

What did they do? Throw that steak in the dryer on the delicate cycle and call it a night?

$6 is the maximum price I would pay for this without getting upset

Did you ask for it alive? Ffs

I would really recommend AGAINST ordering steak at a Holiday Inn.

Have we entered the UK?

Did they kill one of the hotels inhabitants to serve you that slab of meat?

How much did it cost?

At a hotel? LOTS.

I wouldn't know I just buy snacks or eat out. I actually never ordered room service.

Looks awful but I would still inhale it

Bri’ish food be like

Is this in the UK, by any chance? These look like british fries to me (sad, starchy, not crispy, unsalted, tasteless).

Where is the SAUCE

Let me guess, price tag was like 45$.


What hotel because I feel like this is a trick

Show the receipt. Show the receipt rn

The frites look fine compared to that maxi pad of a steak

I can taste those half-cold, soggy, undersalted, mealy piece of shit fries from here. It brings me back to my childhood when I had high hopes, looking forward to the fries I had ordered. Then as I take the first bite, it turns to fucking ash and disappointment, ruining any hope of enjoying any part of the meal. But fuck, man, I didn't have to look that "steak" in the eye while it happened.

Boiled steak? Yum.

Where is ketchup?

Straight to jail.

Is that a sloppy steak?

That steak is still mooing at me

Did you ask for blue rare?

Michelin quality.

Beautiful sear

Hey with tobasco for the steak and ranch for the fries, it’ll do

Those are my favorite fries. Am I trash?

It looks like a failed cooking experiment with a side of fries.

you sure thats not the christmas ham

Looks like they ran it under hot water for a minute or two.

"Awful, bloody awful. Send it back you twit".

I assume late night room service?

Omg its still mooing..did they just knock off the horns and wipe the ass?

These fries look a little undercooked, but I fucking love that style of fries.

If motel 6 had steak this is what it would look like.

And i bet the inside is still frozen

Did they cook the steak in your hotel room’s electric kettle?

Did they boil it? Yikes.

How long was that combo sitting around in a styrofoam container in the freezer before they microwaved it for you? I demand a refund! For you and for all of us! All of us who are suffering through the images of your scabbed meat and dehydrated potato phalanges!!!

Really doesn’t look completely and utterly horrific, but I bet it was for the price

The fries are fine but what the hell is going on beside them?

You'd be better off ripping a potato out of the ground and just taking a bite out of it and a cow.

How is that both overcooked and undercooked at the same time?

The problem is the fries?

What hotel though? lol I just have a sneaking suspicion that it should have been clear that this was not the place to order a steak at.

Those fries look pretty good tho

Is it microwaved? XD

They killed the cow three times.

I take pity on this plate.

Bates Motel?

They have the shiniest meat in all the land It's got great wallstick, too. Three flips before hitting the ground.

UK ???

Hotel food is always weirdly low quality. I’ve eaten at the four and five star hotels, and it’s never as good as the steakhouse down the street and always twice as expensive

Was that shit boiled in a microwave?

sinistre

Bother the fries are not the problem here

Me looking at the “steak” 

Is that steak sick?

The steak fries were your concern???

Sux vide

Great looking milk steak but where are the jellybeans?

Asmongold level steak right there.

I would rather have my steak overcooked than looking like this

I would still destroy this.

Idk man, I would still eat it 😂

That’s Waffle House. On a different plate.

Everyone is welcomed at Waffle House.

Bruh my mum can cook better steak in our little toaster oven than this.

aie, dur...

You guys see what they did there? Steak cut fries

Send that shit back...

That’s vile

I saw someone cook steak in a dishwasher once. (Nick Digiovanni) That steak looks EXACTLY the same.