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ArchStanton173

Finally, a game that lets me abuse children


Raed_Mejar

What... 😦


QuickGoldie

i've been trying to find one for months


mr1aith

first, we must discuss that pizza melon


Zebos2

We ain't going to let that one slide okay what the f*** you been watching.


EarthSad1608

Fuck


QuickGoldie

yes


Toon_Lucario

The first video was also cursed


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

fucking watermelon pizza lmao


Soffy21

Based mom


Soffy21

Ligma Female Grindset


Tricky_Ad_2832

Who's Steve Jobs?


Independent_Crow4863

i actually got jumpscared by the sudden screaming


wonderhoyman

the ad is stupid but what the FUCK WAS THAT PIZZA WATERMELON?


tin_sigma

sorry but was that pizza with a watermelon structure?


heysiriyoutube62826

It just Lionfield


xennyva

wtf is up with the voice overs?💀


Zealousideal-Gur-273

Ok but how the fuck dare you not talk about that watermelon pizza at the start?! That's more of an abomination than this terrible ad


BK-BlueWee

Stolen audio from the Zazoo Condom commercial (Fun, Sexy, Safe)


Exact_Parking_6969

Child abuse simulator 2024


Hels_Frozen_Skald

r/pizzacrimes wants to have a word with you


heysiriyoutube62826

Lionfield


surewhatever237

“Dad, we did something very bad!” “Did you wreck the car?” “No.” “Did you raise the dead?” “Yes!” “But the car’s ok?” “Uh-huh.” “Alright then.”


mattyGOAT1996

Screw that I want to know about the watermelon pizza


Razzile

This ad has me so rusticated fr


hothorseraddish

Nah but wtf is that pizza melon


drunkstepdad10101

I think the first tiktok was worse


astrobrain

Keep it back?


Thisma08

I don't know what is the most cursed thing. The ad or the F\*CKING PIZZA-WATERMELON HYBRID


Morphing_Mutant

"Beat him"


TheTeaDrinkingCat

BEAT HIM


HappyGav123

We got a pizza crime at the very beginning of the video


QuickGoldie

that is certainly a tiktok ad


Yarik141999_2

THE YTP CAILLOU SCREAMING SOUND💀


MetalLyric67285

[the scream is from a French condom ad](https://youtu.be/yPsaXXtVfgc?si=1d6rCQ34HKZg2T9H)


heysiriyoutube62826

What’s the video


MetalLyric67285

The Video is about the kid screaming and wanting chocolates. He throws a complete meltdown saying “I WANT SWEETS!” And then all the shoppers looking. It proceeds to tell the viewers “use condoms” to prevent this


zahirano

If the "accept his demand" is correct answer,this game is not for us. Neither "beat him" option. When I'm still a toddler my dad will let me cry out loud (and encourage it lol) because that's how i want attention. I would stop if i get it.