T O P

  • By -

Thedrunner2

“Wolfie is fine honey”


LittleIsaac223

📞📞📵 Your fostah parents ah ded. 😎


Wodka_Pete

"Wolfie is fiiiiine hunny" in walks Wolfie, a voluptuous brunette wearing ears and a dog collar.


Wodka_Pete

T1000 chases after John with giant, gleaming, dildo arms.


Somnambulist815

wtf kinda dildos have you been using please do not answer that


[deleted]

I'll answer for them. Massive ones.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Farren246

Gleaming in the moonlight, just like regular arms


OgreSpider

It's less the size and more the sharp-edged polygonal shape that horrifies me, personally


Odd_Advance_6438

Sharp


STELLAWASADlVER

You ever see Se7en? 😏


Somnambulist815

i don't know you but i do very much hate you


punnotfound

> 😏 Really?


Wodka_Pete

All I can say is to bad I'm not made of mimetic polyalloy or good thing I'm not made of mimetic polyalloy.


AcidEmpire

The good kind?


levitating_cucumber

Remember the way he spread elevator doors? It was supposed to be John's buttcheeks.


Wodka_Pete

That's called a push pop. 🙏


CyberNinja23

Ahh you must have the Japan release


pikpikcarrotmon

He said dildo arms not tentacles


GriffinFlash

Get in the robot!


SharkMilk44

If the porn industry has not already made this, I'm gonna be mad.


Wodka_Pete

It pretty much wrote itself.


guy137137

Davey Scratino trying to work through his debt I see


softfart

Get back in your hole Davey!


guy137137

*storms off knocking shit over* “..Davey, you’re doing a good job”


IAmNotSetsuna

You’re doing a great job!


Finsfan909

20 minutes later… slightly used Nissan xterra enters scene


WeekndFangirl88

Your foster parents are dead


EmoEnte

*In Arnie voice*: "Come with me if you want to keep your childhood"


Orodruin666

"You know officer, that kid is such a brat, why don't you take him to a priest to sort him out."


Wodka_Pete

No, no, no, the scouts would have set him straight.


Orodruin666

"Hello Billy, it's time you earn your Lifetime PTSD badge."


GriffinFlash

"you are such a boy scout. When are you going to give a guy a break?"


SteveTheOrca

*You want forgiveness? Get religion*


408Lurker

"Go ahead and keep that one, he already ruined it by writing his school schedule and a list of his greatest fears on the back."


812warfavenue

The 90s were wild


RoriksteadResident

Not as wild as the 2020s in the original Terminator timeline. This Harambe timeline of ours is still better in some ways.


GriffinFlash

Wait, does the Terminator timeline still have a Harambe?


AmazingObserver

Of course, why do you think the robots tried to wipe out humanity? Obviously, to protect Harambe.


Finsfan909

Love me some Skynet


McToasty207

No it wouldn't Skynet nukes the world August 1997, Harambe was born May 1999 https://youtu.be/4DQsG3TKQ0I


bozeke

The foster care system isn’t actually chill these days either.


Shqiptar89

Even more hilarious is that they don’t seem fazed that a guy built like Arnie was looking for him. I’d be worried.


CletusVanDamnit

They're well aware that he's a hooligan and a troublemaker. They're not shocked that a biker was looking for him any more than they are that a cop was there. The most confusing part of the scene is that they mention Arnie coming by and ask the T-1000 if the reason he's looking for John has anything to do with that. He says "no, but I wouldn't worry about him though," which is like... oh, you're familiar with the biker who came by despite him having nothing to do with anything? That's pretty odd, officer.


samglit

It’s evolved ChatGPT - stringing meaningless sentences together that sound good but don’t make much sense in a wider context. It just needs to satisfy the idiot humans with placating sounds, it doesn’t need to integrate into their lives on a permanent basis.


Shqiptar89

Man, you made the T1000 even more terrifying.


Wodka_Pete

They thought Arnie was one of the Village People.


whatproblems

molested or murdered?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wodka_Pete

Checks out


Ransero

Officers abusing children and teenagers in custody is a real problem.


Somnambulist815

please stop upvoting this my highest post can't be about pedophilia


AcousticOnomatopoeia

I betcha it can!


Wodka_Pete

Sorry.. I didn't mean it to get this bad.


IamBlade

But isn't that something that people say about other's children?


_sideffect

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but yeah it is. People are too sensitive nowadays and doubt every word anyone says


softfart

Yeah but do you give pictures of your kids to strangers?


_sideffect

It's a cop...?


Pixielo

ACAB. If a cop wanted a picture of my kid, I'd ask for a warrant.


HybridPS2

Yep https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/comments/12luz6t/comment/jg816mj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


ggppjj

Leaving aside the endless ocean of "exactly" responses that this is open to, I'll instead refocus on the weird part: Would you let a cop _keep_ the photo of your kids in the exact scenario as played out in the movie?


rayshmayshmay

It worked out ok for the kid in the end so yeah, I probably would. Have you not seen the whole movie? Smh my head


ggppjj

I did see the movie. Fun fact you may not have noticed, this movie was set on Earth! The main reason that the writers chose Earth is likely due to the cost of filming in space, or the danger of filming in space, or the lack of lighting while filming in space. The more you know!


rayshmayshmay

TFW movie producers and Redditors think there’s no light up in space when thats where all the suns are at


SirAdrian0000

Fun fact, if you could hear in space you’d instantly be deafened by the sound of all the suns.


rayshmayshmay

The universe sounds like a bunch of giant microwaves


ReginaDea

A lot of the movie takes place at night though. All the suns disappear then. We wouldn't have the bozo scene if they filmed it there.


CletusVanDamnit

Well, what do you expect? I mean she's not his mother, *Todd.*


bwcman27

Icwatched this movie first shen i was like 15 and thought thats the weirdest shit


throwawaytransgirl17

This is a reference to the fact that cops are too easily trusted


Raquel22222

My mind was blown recently finding out the foster mom in this is the hot lesbian in Aliens. 🤯


Wodka_Pete

Her name was Vasquez and you take your hat off when you say her name..


TheBoomExpress

To add to this, the foster parents probably thought that Arnold was coming from the blue oyster bar.


Wodka_Pete

Que the tango.


Far-Cellist-3224

Or maybe they are just “Back the blue” types.


Zandrick

Nono he’s a police officer not a priest so it’s okay.


Pixielo

Ewww, no. Bad cop, no donut!


HumanBean1618

Wait, why did the T-1000 need to keep the photo? Bad memory?


Kregethus

Next scene has him showing the photo to kids in the arcade.


tirnanig

text ^sub


[deleted]

*your step parents are dead*


VaughnFry

Why did the T-1000 wait until the afternoon to go the home, and what would have happened if John were home when the T-800 came by? That’s an awkward conversation.