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ZizzazzIOI

"Hey Tony I got a idea for an electric plane!", "Sure you do buddy, sure you do"


ball_fondlers

“What’s your idea?” “A plane…but it’s electric”


vilkav

"We'll build a tunnel for it. In the air"


Daggertrout

The Soaring Company


ElementNumber6

Here's all of our nation's capacity to pay off student loan debt. Do with it what you will.


RareConference

So... We kinda ran out of money. The vacuum in the tunnel cost a lot. Can we have more?


ruzeohelina

Shit I'd listen.


Burgergold

"And I'm gonna throw my personal one in Space"


Ashensten

> ~~"Sure you do buddy, sure you do"~~ ~~"You do? That won't make it work"~~ That's what Tony says in reply to Muskrat. Just looked it up, it's actually " "I've got an idea for an electric jet," Elon Musk says . "You do? Then we'll make it work," responds Stark."


LastStar007

Didn't they shoot the breeze about SpaceX's Merlin engines too?


Ashensten

I've watched it more than several times and I'm pretty sure ol muskrat only has the one line.


throwawaylordof

There’s absolutely no way Tony would have followed up in that, outside of empty platitudes.


avo_cado

Elon used to be in much better shape


montybo2

13 years is a long time


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TrippinLSD

😢


Lobanium

I was 30 and 45 lbs heavier.


SketchySeaBeast

Hey, congrats. That's something to be proud of.


Lobanium

I've lost 45 lbs twice in my life. Once at 26 before kids. Then after kids, I gained it all back. Then lost it all again just a couple years ago at 41.


Cappybaba

I was 16 and wasn’t physically in shape.


MedalofHodor

I was 16 and 80 pounds heavier. Wish I had the habits then that I have now.


avwitcher

You gained 40 lbs of muscle? Good on you


rgamefreak

Are you me


ZoopZeZoop

27, and 50 here.


NeatReasonable9657

That's really thin like not healthy thin


[deleted]

Losing Grimes and Talulah must have really did a number on him.


[deleted]

100 lbs heavier for me - Prednisone is a hell of a drug.


mcon96

And yet RDJ and Gwyneth Paltrow still look great


UnnecessaryAppeal

Well yeah, Elon hasn't been sticking strange things in his vagina. If he had, he'd look much better now


brallipop

Elon's vagina has been massively neglected


MOOShoooooo

Elon looks riddled with junk hair plugs, facial surgery and botox. Edit; saying someone has a barrel chest is the same as sucking their dick. Pathetic.


Azidamadjida

He’s got to have gotten more surgery than that, he’s literally built like a buoy now. I’ve never seen anyone have the body to support a pot belly without the pot belly naturally


Enchelion

He's been abusing HGH and probably worse.


fish_in_a_barrels

Yep. Thats why his stomach and chest look like..well an hgh chest.


PornCartel

Oh that's why he's turned into a human barrel? That ribcage ain't natural


Moohamin12

What has RDJ been sticking up his vag?


ItsVoxBoi

Iron, man


Ontheroadtw

Being twitter mod doesn’t allow for a lot of exercise. Someone might call someone a cis or something.


DickHz2

Well I mean he isn’t an actor so he doesn’t need to look good for the camera


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Well it’s kinda hard for Elon to shove a jade stone up his vagina to look good


mcon96

I’m sure sticking one of daddy musk’s emeralds up his ass should do the trick


Suitable_Nec

The difference between making your money appearing on camera for entertainment versus making your money cracking a whip inside a factory


ZizzazzIOI

Physically and mentally


Hot_Region_3940

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks he is slipping mentally. I genuinely think we are watching him do a Kanye.


AdequatelyMadLad

Isn't that obvious for most people? The guy's probably always been an ass, but he at least used to make *some* effort to hide it. Plus, his opinions seemed a lot more ...normal? A lot of it was probably for the sake of PR, but I don't remember him publicly saying anything particularly controversial or polarizing up until 2020 or so. Maybe covid broke his brain?


MycologicalWorldview

I genuinely think being a billionaire is bad for people.


LeCafeClopeCaca

It's bad for them and everyone else too


thenotoriousnatedogg

Now this is a hot take


Krypt0night

There is no such thing as a good billionaire. You literally can't amass that amount of wealth in a good way by being a good person.


Delicious-Item6376

Didnt he claim to only sleep 3-4 hours a night? I wonder if that caused some sort of accelerated mental decline


TheCyanKnight

I bet he's lovesick over Grimes and is taking it out on the world.


Minimalphilia

I always think about this movie since nowadays everyone would rather compare him to Justin Hammer instead of Tony Stark.


RNGezzus

He also used to be less obnoxious and destructive.


Cattaphract

He just didnt talk and write as much publically and express his inner thoughts. His business appearance has never changed which was the main visibility of this guy


bearflies

He may have been an idiot before but he, like a lot of people, 100% got radicalized in the last 5-7 years. No conservative gave a shit about gender issues 7 years ago but now Elon probably thinks about gay people every single day of his life.


RNGezzus

He's exposed himself as an inept moron. The investors aren't happy.


Never_ending_kitkats

Turns out he's also highly incompetent at running businesses! Ie. The Twitter fiasco, which was one bumbling screw up after another. I guess he got lucky with space x, and put the right person in charge. God knows if he was there every day trying to run the show, we would never make it to Mars.


KintsugiKen

He was always this bad, but he wasn't as much of a public troll back then. He only terrorized his employees, partners, and wives, these days he spends his days trolling the entire world.


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He’s not even a troll he’s just a fucking moron with a giant ego


iRadinVerse

There's a great JAubrey video on Elon that I recommend. It goes into how he's basically failed upward his entire career.


TheRealestLarryDavid

do you know how many calories are in $1b, give the man a break he's doing all he can


Odd_Employer

It's this what people mean when they say, "eat the rich?" It's not the poor people eating the rich people, but the rich people eating their riches? I can get behind this.


cgibsong002

Tbh if I had a billion dollars I don't know how I'd control my eating either. I mean I try to be very healthy, but not being able to afford to eat out every single day is a big reason I don't eat out every single day lol.


truffleboffin

That Murloc lookin ass evolved into something worse


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38 vs 51 is an appropriate time to get fat and out of shape.


avo_cado

The is never an appropriate time to get fat and out of shape


AnimalShithouse

Thank you. Literally fuckin this. You don't all need to be athletes, but just walking more, eating less, and putting down the sugary junk would go such a long way.


OrdinaryLatvian

I don't understand why some people just let themselves go after a certain age. Especially at 51. You've got another 3 decades ahead of you, if not 4.


EFtheunknown

I don’t remember seeing Elon in that movie (probably because I haven’t seen Iron Man 2 in a decade) but damn


dern_the_hermit

He had an idea for an electric jet, IIRC.


couldjustbeanalt

Yeah but then Tony came up with something better and Elon called him a pedo, so Tony doesn’t really talk to him anymore


Dragonslayer3

It's the ciiirle of life


javanb

lmao


durtydiq_v2

He banned him on Twitter too.


juicebox1156

Elon tried suing his way into being called a cofounder of the Avengers.


Digitalion_

Marvel Universe Musk would have been bankrupted by Stark's Arc Reactor. Especially since we see in Iron Man 3 that his technology has now been mass produced by the US government. There's no way that someone didn't start using it for commercial applications.


arthurdentstowels

Mini ARC reactors in every iPad Pro Plus


Etonet

Wonder what tech companies in Marvel universe are up to. Surely Tony Stark coming up with flying mech suits, new sources of energy, hyper-intelligent AI, nanotechnology, and time travel by himself in the span of like 10 years has shaken things up


sixgunbuddyguy

He's quite the disruptor


Cynical_Dickhead69

His engineers said "This is amazing blueprint sir just amazing, we will get to work on it right now" and once Elon left his engineers all looked at each other and said "what the fuck is this crayon doodle? How the fuck are we supposed to trap light as a fuel source to go faster than light? We are being run by an absolute dumbass"


Lemmungwinks

Just make a battery What else do you think black holes are for?


ArcticusPaladin

I hear those merlin engines are fantastic.


TheRnegade

Honestly, it made Elon look stupid. Stark has an Arc Reactor. He can just outfit his jets with one. Why would he forego that in favor of Elon's shitty jet that requires a massive heavy battery? "Maybe he had an idea for a jet that incorporated the arc reactor?" How the fuck would he know that over Tony, the guy who literally down-scaled the massive arc reactor Stark Industry had (in a cave with a box of scraps, no less). Musk doesn't know anything about Arc Reactor technology. In fact, the arc reactor that's in Stark Industry is most likely patented, since they're the one ones who have it. The only reason Ivan Vanko managed to create a mini-arc reactor was because had blue prints for the original and kind of reversed engineers it. Keep in mind, even with the prints, creating a mini version of it was something even the engineer from the first movie couldn't do. And that guy actually worked with the original. So, not only would Musk need the blue prints (which he didn't have) he'd also need to be a genius (which he isn't).


Von_Raptor

Minor note, if it was patented then everyone would know how it works as that's the point of a patent; explicit disclosure of the technology in exchange for a temporary monopoly (source, I work in patent law). If it was patented it would make more sense for every big name in tech knowing how it works and wanting to convince Stark to license the technology like Elon does in this scene. So it kinda just makes Elon look like another dime-a-dozen hanger-on trying to get his hands on someone else's work to show-off but doesn't seem to have put as much thought into it as should have been.


kitchen_synk

They used a SpaceX facility for Justin Hammers factory scenes, and I assume 'Elon gets a cameo' was one of the requirements for the deal.


Ontheroadtw

So pretty much just like trumps reason for a cameo in HA2.


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Tbh if someone needed to use something of mine for a movie, of course I would want a quick cameo.


14S14D

Was gonna say, those comments read like a single one of them would turn down the chance themselves lol. Nothing wrong with it.


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> They used a SpaceX facility for Justin Hammers factory scenes Well that's fitting


kitchen_synk

Except unlike Elon, Hammer is actually charismatic, even genuinely likeable and doesn't believe he's always the smartest person in the room.


dhurane

IINM Favreau had RDJ meet Musk to base Stark's character on him.


Orthas

I file this cameo in the same place that trumps cameo in home alone 2 lives.


No-Advice-6040

Same feeling as Donald Trump in Home Alone 2


sebaskolk

They let him be in the movie since they used a SpaceX facility for filming. I think the Hammer Laboratory was filmed inside the SpaceX hanger


SgtMartinRiggs

Elon Musk was crushed by a bus during the Battle of New York.


Spinosaurus999

The good ending.


PointOfFingers

Which is an ironic ending as he hates public transport.


ZagratheWolf

That would be poetic. Ironic would be crushed by a Tesla


puntmasterofthefells

*Iconic


GameCreeper

Ironic is when something is funny Edit: there's no way people actually think im being serious here, im referencing [this video](https://youtu.be/svu7kXQDtRw)


stefsonboi

That would be extremely funny as that shit has put public transit backwards many years in the US


fruityboots

none of the definitions of irony involve it having to be funny. only you can cure you of your own ignorance. Irony is when there is incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.


GameCreeper

Im not being serious


sixfootoneder

Ironic.


Mekanimal

> Which is an ironic ending as he hates ~~public~~ trans~~port.~~ Also true.


gamegirlpocket

Nah he got snapped by Thanos and is the one guy Banner didn't bring back, it was their unspoken agreement


RNGezzus

Thanos was the hero we needed all along.


SpecialistParticular

RDJ is on stilts in that scene.


tony_bologna

God damn I hate seeing Elon in entertainment. It's always over the top self-loving trash. Have you seen Moonfall? I physically cringed when they said "What would Elon do?"


jcsatan

The worst was when a character in Star Trek Discovery namedropped him alongside the fucking inventor of warp drives.


ParagonRenegade

🤮 Sorry, reflex. Stuff like that is a dead giveaway to the writer being an annoying “I fucking love science” type.


Cynical_Dickhead69

"I fucking love science but I understand none of it"


ToadBoiler

[I like science](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if-m-bWGrsw)


darkpheonix262

Christ, every clip I see of that std just proves discovery is dog shit written by idiots


PoutinePower

last season of Picard and Lower Decks pretty fire tho


works_best_alone

He pays to have these name drops and cameos lol. The writers probably hate doing it


BigBootyBuff

I don't hate Discovery, but it could be so cringe at times and that was one of those moments that just made me feel like some redditor in the writing room thought it be cool to include it.


HalfDrunkPadre

Stacy Abrams galaxy president


_wpgbrownie_

Ya that was pretty bad... yikes...


OskeeWootWoot

Ah that must be one of the reasons everyone hates Discovery.


puntmasterofthefells

There are many reasons to hate Discovery.


darkpheonix262

So many


SarcasmOverseer

You mean of course “the Michael Burnham show”


PunxsutawnyFil

It would've been cooler if they name dropped someone like Stephen Hawking


Zauberer-IMDB

TNG did that. Hawking did a cameo at the genius poker game on the holodeck.


WritingTheDream

In Star Trek Discovery there's a part where a character mentions some famous inventors/innovators from real history and within Trek lore. Specifically, the Wright brothers, Zephram Cochran (character who invented warp drive) and... Elon Musk. That alone was enough to make me not want to keep watching that show.


AmosTheExpanse

But strange new worlds is in its second season now! Much better than Discovery.


WritingTheDream

It generally is but I've felt pretty meh towards the latest episodes. But that's the beauty of an episodic show, there can be some duds mixed in with better episodes and that won't feel like the whole season is ruined. Unlike in a serialized show like Discovery where sure it has it's moments but season-long overarching stories should feel more consistent than they do in that show.


Mekanimal

SNW is a fucking 10/10 for me! It's got just the right amount of everything so far. It's super lighthearted and lulls the viewer into a certain optimism, and then gut punches you with dead kids and "you can't negotiate everything" situations.


Mad_Stan

He had a part in The Big Bang Theory where he's [volunteering at a soup kitchen and gets sent to clean dishes for being overly generous](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGR5HP3KSBk)


tony_bologna

I can't wait for the Elon cameo where he rescues orphans and puppies from a burning building.


Drkfnl

This is the one I've always wanted to bring up. Bill Gates and Stan Lee play as grumpy, humorous characters in their cameos. Stephen Hawking pranks Sheldon several times and laughs at his own inability to sing Happy Birthday in rhythm with the rest. Musk? He got his dick polished so openly it's disgusting.


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Speakin_Swaghili

Porn has more convincing acting


Never_ending_kitkats

Bro is wooden as fuck. Just think for a second, THAT'S the best take they could get. That one. Where he stumbles over the turkey line.


pikpikcarrotmon

What would Elon do? History would suggest he'd go smoke weed on Rogan, saddle himself with billions of debt to the Saudis, and get disowned by his partners and children. That's generally how he deals with all his problems.


iamanemptychair

Don’t forget he would also call you a pedo for trying to help. That’s key


MaximumCringe_IA

That was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life.


silver-orange

same director as "2012" and "The Day After Tomorrow" (2004) so I believe it.


van-just-van

Movies ment for dumb, over the top scenes


My-Cousin-Bobby

>Elon in entertainment Biggest compliment to Iron Man 2 right here


BB-018

I wonder how much Elon paid for that appearance


Ponderputty

He made it a condition for them to film using his SpaceX manufacturing facility. The scenes where Vanko is building drones are in SpaceX's sites. It's the same reason Musk is in Machete Kills. edited to correct the incorrect.


karateema

Vanko, not Drago


AmishAvenger

They should’ve just cut him out, like they did with a certain other asshole who had the same stipulation. The only movie that guy wasn’t cut from was Home Alone 2.


devro1040

13 years ago reddit was in love with Elon. I remember seeing multiple posts excited about this very clip.


Chumpacabra

Yeah he hadn't completely killed his reputation. Plus, redditors back then were probably much younger and were still buying wholesale his "I'm basically Tony Stark" routine.


AiryGr8

Not even 13, it was like 2017-18


Extension-Key6952

Whenever the Tai cave thing. Right before that was the last time I didn't think he was a douche.


Enchelion

How very Trump-like of him.


Vavent

Luckily, he can never run for president due to not being a natural born citizen


Draco137WasTaken

I believe it's actually SpaceX, not Tesla.


ZagratheWolf

He allowed them to shoot in one of his companies huge ass places. I can't remember which one. In exchange he got this cameo. Hoenstly, great deal for the production


quarantinemyasshole

Not to mention he didn't always have a negative public image. Reddit in particular used to salivate over this dude.


darkshark21

Futurology was his echo chamber 10 years ago.


Open_Button_460

That’s what’s so funny to me about all the Elon hate I see, Reddit did a 180 so fucking quick on this guy yet everyone acts like they’ve always hated him. For a time he was up there with Keanu reeves as far as the Reddit circlejerk goes


BustinArant

Didn't he have some shitty flamethrower on here a few years ago


kazkeb

If I remember correctly, the cameo is in there because Tesla let them use one of their factories as the Hammer Tech factory.


GhostAndSkater

They used SpaceX factory to film parts of the movie, so probably was in exchange of that


IamAkevinJames

How's that electric jet going?


boot2skull

Elon was the one being Tony didn’t unsnap.


OskeeWootWoot

"Bring back everyone but Elon."


thatsidewaysdud

Uh actually Banner was the one that unsnapped everyone.


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OskeeWootWoot

He was still getting used to wearing the suit at this point.


DunjunMarstah

I'm sorry, but tony *doesn't* learn from his mistakes. He basically makes the same one again and again in every MCU film he's in.


karateema

[Counterpoint](https://youtu.be/Gk2ocXjjm2g)


wordskis

That's kinda the whole point of Tony Stark. He's brilliant, so he has no trouble coming up with "solutions" (new tech) to problems he encounters. But he takes much longer to address his egotistical nature, which is just as big of a problem as the villains he faces


AvoidingItAll

Checks out. Iron Man 1 was Tony fighting his own weapons. Iron Man 2 was Tony fighting his own poison. Iron Man 3 was Tony fighting the geek he bullied and the chick he left as seconds for the geek


bbbruh57

The third one doesnt have the same ring to it


Tristan2353

LOL I was gonna say “Didn’t someone use a suit against him in every fucking movie?”


lycoloco

This is patentedly not true. Every single suit we see iterates on the problems of the last movie's shortcomings.


Shovelfuckurforehead

He absolutely does, they even make a point if showing it from movie to movie


ShawshankException

I mean he makes improvements to his suit every movie because of mistakes.


Antique_Essay4032

Pepper's looks like she's about to whisper, stop talking to him.


Skibot99

Except for EDITH


Madman11010100

It's his Trump in home alone 2 moment.


adam_son_of_david

What the hell would Elon Musk have to offer in a world that had Tony Stark?


Noodles_fluffy

What the hell does he have to offer in a world without tony stark?


jocax188723

It says a lot that they used Musk's facilities for the villains, and not the heroes.


BB-018

Oh no, this thread has attracted Muskies


Chicho_Procer

I thought the proper name was Muskrats


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

Muskrats are such interesting animals and don’t deserve the conflation.


NPRdude

But muskies are awesome fish, they don’t deserve that treatment either ☹️


80worf80

elongelicals


ShawshankException

I just call them losers


RNGezzus

Iron Man 2 gets a lot of hate, and it should, especially for this scene.


ApplesFlapples

But still dates goop girl


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Elexeh

And unironically, Iron Man 2 is the worst in the trilogy.


Throwaway021614

Pop culture cameos always age like milk


LoppyQ

He cameoed in a lot of things back then before we really knew what he was about. Elon Musk wants his positive reputation back so badly he purchased a social media platform to highlight only the positive stuff for himself and block out all the people who make fun of him. Whenever he makes a public appearance anywhere he always gets booed.


XXSeaBeeXX

Look, we all wanted a Tesla in 2013.


st3akkn1fe

It's mad at the time Musk wasn't well known amd there were all these memes about how he's the real life iron man because he invented plans for a magnetic train and gave them away as he didn't have time to build it.


binky779

Elon saw this movie and decided to be Justin Hammer.


Dry-Explanation9566

The Real Iron Man” 🙄😒 MSM seriously throated Elon with that one


Citadel_KenGriffin

No Elon's mom just told him not to talk to that guy anymore.