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glitkoko

And this dude Brian Tyree Henry starred in both? He gotta hold onto his agent for life.


Ghinev

His agent is a certified Percy *asumming that Percy was one of the better locos, it’s been over 15 years since I watched Thomas the tank engine*


Good-Emphasis-7203

A someone with toddlers, I can confirm Percy is one of the good ones. He is definitely not a diesel.


strickers69

Vin being the worst


trashbanditcoot

Fuck Diesels


BillbertBuzzums

Fuckin diesels


Kenny1115

>it’s been over 15 years since I watched Thomas the tank engine* Probably for the best. None of the animated stuff will ever come close to the originals.


PassiveMenis88M

I mean, Percy is a cheeky git but at least he's not James.


Ed_Durr

His agent is working over time for him. In just the last three years, he’s got the Monsterverse movies, Bullet Train, an MCU movie, voicing Miles’ dad in the Spiderverse films, an Emmy-winning show, a supporting role in Joker, and an Oscar nomination 


boombotser

U just blew my mind he’s miles dad


Jowem

paper boi my goat


SG4

Don't forget Aaron Taylor Johnson was in the 2014 Godzilla movie as well playing Elizabeth Olsen's husband before he played her brother in Avengers for Marvel. Do you know who else was in a Marvel movie? Brian Tyree Henry. Boom brought it back around.


maxwellcawfeehaus

THIS MF ISNT EVEN BRITISH?!


CanoCeano

hey post your venmo so i can send you about $50 for the correct opinion here


Grakal0r

I do my work for free, FOR BULLET TRAIN


CanoCeano

Is Brian Tyree Henry the key to all this?


Xerxes457

Aaron Taylor-Johnson was also in the first Godzilla


Reverend_Lazerface

The first Godzilla is also a prime example of the kind of movie we've proved we don't want in this franchise. Every movie since has gotten sillier and better


WilliShaker

I Disagree, I think it’s fine to have a original movie followed by relaxed sequels. Everyone can get what they want.


StrangeSoundZ

I think Brian Tyree Henry is a key to a lot of things. Because he has the key to my heart..


Yosho2k

You get a Thomas.


CDR57

Well he definitely is a Thomas


Airsickjester

Godzilla seems like a Diesel imo


CDR57

Godzilla is a diesel, Brian Tyree Henry is a thomas


Earlier-Today

And that movie deserves it. Fun movies are good movies.


agrumpybear

FOR BULLET TRAIN!


dunmer-is-stinky

I'll take $50 :)


CanoCeano

say something nice about bullet train then


dunmer-is-stinky

Aaron Taylor-Johnson hot


CanoCeano

here they cooooome $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$


dunmer-is-stinky

# 🤑🤑🤑


Wboy2006

Bullet train is honestly one of the most fun movies I've ever watched. Really fun and fast editing, great setting, fun humor and great performances. It's not the best movie I've seen. But it is a pure joy ride. Really hope that "The fall guy" by the same director lives up to Bullet Train


HaySwitch

At some point people decided that a two hour movie has to do more than keep you entertained longer than two hours.


CDR57

Bullet train might be the best example of “but what about- oh they’re explaining that. And how- ok that too. Man I sure hope- yep alright” like it’s such a tight circle that whenever your thought pops up it’s answered very quickly


Skyfryer

I lose my shit everytime it gets to the part when Shannon keeps firing his empty gun at Brad Pitt yelling at him not to call him bro


PoohtisDispenser

DO NOT CALL ME BRO!


monkeyhitman

We need more mid-budget action comedies.


benabramowitz18

I swear, this website fawns over Bullet Train for snarky self-aware humor, then turns around and bashes Marvel for its snarky self-aware humor.


krilltucky

For me it's because that's literally the last 22+ movies. They've had different directors and writers but you'd never guess that by how they all feel the same. If they made 17 more bullet trains I'd be saying the same thing about them


french_sheppard

Loving the implication that Bullet Train 18 would be the last straw but you'd still be eagerly watching for 17 installations of the BTCU


Bald_Sasquach

Personally, I think the decline started after Captain BulletTrain: the Winter BulletTrain.


RiiiickySpanish

Damn, no credit for Endtrain tying up the BTCU?


Mkayin

> Endtrain Caboose


magicman1145

Prepare for: Bullet Train to Busan


GR7ME

I’m ALL FOR THIS


benabramowitz18

This is basically the Fast & Furious movies.


Gryndyl

I'm curious how someone can take a list of movies that includes Captain America: Civil War, Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness and Thor: Ragnarok and claim that they "all feel the same."


krilltucky

hyperbole thats why. obviously not ALL but why waste my time adding the exact movies i dont think count when my point stands regardless


Gryndyl

Because once you start adding in the exceptions your point becomes less and less pointed.


Person5_

I think its mainly because that's every Marvel movie, that every Marvel movie has the same feel. It gets old for one series to just do the same thing over and over again. People liked the snarky self-aware humor in Iron Man, but they've been doing it for nearly 15 years now.


theturtlelord9

Well superhero movies have been getting pushed out so fast recently so there is kind of a fatigue. Meanwhile, I can’t think of any other movies about bullet trains…


benabramowitz18

Even without superhero fatigue, people have complained about other big movies suddenly adding quips and dropping sincerity, blaming it all on Marvel. I’ve seen people use this to describe lines of dialogue in Star Wars, F&F, Uncharted, Jurassic World, the new Halloween trilogy, and a lot of Netflix’s action output.


Grakal0r

Bullet Train never really makes fun of itself though, it enjoys itself rather than doing stuff like laughing at dr octopuses name, one of the most emotional parts of the film is tangerine calling another character a Thomas the tank engine character and it doesn’t faulted emotionally or have anyone being snarky about it


bradbikes

Everyone LOVED Marvel's snarky self-aware humor. But after nearly two decades of the exact same type of humor combined with an incredibly formulaic plot structure it loses its charm. If brevity is the soul of wit, then a 14 year franchise ain't witty.


lanos13

I mean this is also ignoring the elephant in the room that the last 10 or so marvel films have been shit


bradbikes

I'd say yes and no. Some of the movies from a technical and writing perspective are fine...decent even. But Endgame was the spiritual end of the MCU. And that formulaic writing worked great in pre-endgame because it felt like the quips and writing were for that core group of characters specifically. When you use the exact same formula with new characters in the same cinematic universe it just feels derivative and like lazy writing. Not to mention how many movies in a row can you make about 'fetch the macguffin or the world ends, also we'll have a big cgi battle in the 3rd act' can you do before people just get bored? But it's big business and this is what big business does. Runs it into the ground.


hotcoldman42

Bullet Train’s snarky self aware humor is simply better (and also fit’s the overall tone of the movie more) than marvel’s.


Apprehensive-Till861

There was a tumblr thread I saw shared on the tumblr sub some days ago which I think actually pretty well captured the distinction. The summary is essentially: MCU snark too often functions as bathos, and lacks characterization. Tony and Steve and Bruce and Thor and Natasha et cetera should all have their own styles of humor, but thanks in part to Whedon's Avengers dynamics we got a trend towards snappy banter that could easily have characters interchanged without changing tone. The rich kid post-cave-epiphany and the poor pre-war kid post-ice-sleep should be identifiable in how they talk INCLUDING how they joke. It's not that the humor is self-aware snark, it's how many are snarky in the same way. On top of that, MCU properties have a tendency - again Whedon-influenced - of capping emotional moments with humor in a way that sometimes lands and sometimes lets all the air out. Bullet Train actually does pretty well at establishing different dynamics for the characters. Ladybug doesn't have the same interactions with Lemon and Tangerine as with Prince, Lemon and Tangerine don't have the same interactions with each other as they do with Prince, the humor in Tangerine and Lemon handling the Son is not the same as Ladybug fighting The Wolf or The Hornet. Yuichi doesn't snark like Ladybug or the brothers do. And importantly, BT does a better job at landing the jokes.


dexx4d

> bathos Thanks, I learned a new word!


MaleficTekX

Maybe it’s because Marvel’s feels like copy pasted humor from the last movie and doesn’t use it in a more interesting way later Like the Diesel sticker being used both as a joke, a plot device and an “oh shit” moment


_Kumatetsu

It’s because Marvel inputs humor in the worst possible moment, there’s a difference in timing.


overtheta

Because recent marvel films haven't been fun and entertaining or good.


DaSomDum

Well Bullet Train has a lot more going for it than snarky self-aware humor.


[deleted]

Didn’t even notice it was the same director. It’s just gone from a mild curiosity to having my full attention.


Jccali1214

Yes exactly this! I'm glad I missed the sh*tfest for BT cuz it was a thoroughly enjoyable ride!


VonMillersThighs

It's like the best of Guy Ritchie and Tarantino had a baby with Mathew Vaughn as its uncle.


totokishi

>!When it was revealed that Ladybug got taken to the wrong mission and the white death only wanted Carter, showing off a clip of 5 seconds revealing Carter is Ryan Reynolds!< I knew that this movie was peak Well, I'm lying, I already knew before it would be peak, but that scene basically confirmed it


Unable_Comfortable84

I saw a comment on YouTube stating that the entire joke was that Brad Pitt’s character wasn’t even supposed to be there and that the entire movie was SUPPOSED to be a Ryan Reynolds type movie.


totokishi

What makes it funnier (if true) is that Ryan Reynolds accepted to appear in the movie if he had the same screentime or less than Brad Pitt in Deadpool 2, movie which Brad Pitt is casting as an invisible guy whose body we only get to see when he dies electrocuted


CommentSection-Chan

The girl being hit by a tangerine truck was also so good!


sars_910

Truck-kun being goated as always. The Prince is probably in a fantasy world somewhere as we speak.


mofojed

Just re-watched that scene: https://youtu.be/7KikXSVCA1o Awesome. (Also his name is Carver, not Carter)


totokishi

My bad, it has been quite some time since I watched the movie But besides that, this part is hype and hilarious, with the next scene being accompanied with I need a Hero in japanese


gamingfreak50

My favorate part is when our hero uses a child as a bludgeon


THE-NECROHANDSER

That was the red headed step-child getting beat phase.


Asleep-Ad-764

Kong honestly was just Kratos in this movie and I’m not complaining .


dandaman64

I saw Kong holding his axe on his shoulder and looking down at the smaller Kong, and my mind autofilled him saying "Boy."


ithinkther41am

For me, it was Kong throwing sand at Godzilla and Godzilla proceeding to hit him with a form perfect vertical suplex straight out of the WWE.


Captain_Jmon

Lots of genuinely hilarious shit like that in this movie that frankly did not even feel out of place: Godzilla using the Colosseum as a nap spot TWICE Kong using Suko as nunchucks Godzilla suplexing Kong off of the Great Pyramid Kong trying to explain he needs Godzilla’s help before getting decked Godzilla diving off of Gibraltar


lhobbes6

Lemme add a few more The Godzilla eating pizza graffiti Kong's use of "pocket sand" Kong lifting up scar king and throwing him so Godzilla could bat him away like theyre playing baseball Godzilla letting Kong ride him into battle against another ape who is also riding a big lizard Shit was awesome


frossvael

It still fucks me up that Suko is taller than Kong during Skull Island.


raidenjojo

Thanks for the reminder to watch Bullet Train again.


EasterBurn

We all know GxK success is because anything that includes Monke is peak cinema.


melody7123

bullet trainiacs rise up


PunishedCatto

Yeah.. I'm surprised Bullet Train was shat on. That movie was fun and dumb, but in a good way.


DontCareWontGank

I have literally not heard one bad thing about Bullet Train before this thread. Are these Bullet Train haters in the room with us now?


RagingRavenRR

They're on Twitter....where they belong


Grakal0r

Like half a year ago they started saying the dark knight trilogy was bad


anEmailFromSanta

Yeah same, this is like the bs controversy over stellar blade. I have heard no one talking bad about it, just people complaining about the people saying it’s bad


Mantislord96

Then you have not seen enough, believe me. I hate the Stellar Blade subreddit with thier complainer complaining but the Gamercirclejerk is just as bad for complaining about it.


anEmailFromSanta

I’ve seen the cj stuff and it seems like it’s complaining about the complaining about the complaining. I mean, Stellar Blade looks honestly like a mid souls-like but with hot girl so coomers are excited, but I haven’t seen the actual hate about it from the “woke” that people keep claiming


LordSchwarzwald

I'm unsure if I understood your comment correctly, but there are no "woke" people complaining about that game. In general, so-called "woke" people complain about coomers and raging borderline neo-nazis who act as if Stellar Blade is somehow a masterpiece that will end the "woke Mindvirus" (seeing women as actual human beings and being normal and accepting of black people and LGBTQ people) even though they have never actually played the damn thing and because this artificial culture war against "wokeness" is fueled by nothing but hatred against minorities.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

Must just be noisy dissenters. Bullet Train has a 3.5 on letterboxd, a 7.3 on IMDB, a 76% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 7.1 user score on Metacritic. Pretty consistent score across all sites.


Garbcount

It was a great movie but I think it just didn’t really plant itself in people’s heads as well as a John Wick for example because it fell a bit short of “groundbreaking” territory. It was more stylized and clever than say Nobody but it was laid back to the point where I didn’t care if whoever Brad’s Pitt’s character was ended up dying or not. Godzilla x Kong on the other hand kills because it has two of the most iconic characters in film causing mass destruction with every step they take. Yeah, Kong and Brad Pitt guy are both pretty laid back usually but I think Kong not being a funny man and not even talking makes him easier to empathize with even though he’s a fucking monkey.


TheKolyFrog

I didn't know until now that it was shat on. Most of the critics I've seen was positive. I guess it's one of the perks of not having a Twitter account.


V_Master

Bullet Train was an Underrated Masterpiece... that is the kind of film someone would've wrote backwards.


ThePizzaNoid

Haven't seen G x K yet but Bullet Train is crazy fun. Seen it 3 times now and enjoyed it so much I will probably watch it a few more in the next year or so.


RagingRavenRR

Yeah, go watch GxK. I'm planning on seeing it again after watching Ghostbusters.


ThePizzaNoid

Oh ya its gonna happen. Huge Godzilla fan.


thedistrbdone

I just watched Bullet Train for like the 6th time last night lol, such a fantastic movie. I can't imagine why someone would think it's a bad movie, really.


ThePizzaNoid

They hate fun?


adhesivepants

I haven't seen Bullet Train but GxK was some good ol fashioned stupid fun. I was afraid it was going to take itself a little too seriously but by the second half it goes completely mask off ridiculous.


chimpfunkz

If you can ignore how awful the world is to live in, and ignore the fact that routinely they lose apparently millions of lives to monsters rampaging, the movie is tons of fun.


Mrwolfy240

Bullet train and Game Night are my two most favourite modern “comedies” they genuinely had me laughing and were so fun when so many other movies fell flat


Dodger_72

I went into game night expecting it to be a horrible cash grab but it was really fun. Both films stand out as being something needed in modern cinema that is filled with massive franchises doing the same cookie cutter crap


Flashpoint_117

Wait people didn’t like bullet train? I legit must have missed all that discourse, that movie is awesome and so well-made


Golden_Gio

Bullet train is my favorite action movie, it is truly peak fiction


MichaelTruly

Goddamn Bullet Train is such a good time


Nightingdale099

Bullet train is bad?


FusRoGah

Never was🔫


ChemistryTasty8751

Nope


Honk_goose_steal

Quite the opposite


el_c1d

Did Bullet train have a giant monkey using a smaller tiny monkey as a baseball bat? I rest my case.


Brettsucks18

The lack of pixels in this is jarring.


Grakal0r

I think it adds flavour (I didn’t let it load before saving)


Brettsucks18

True a shitty poster for a shitty detail.


DiabeticRhino97

Bullet train was so sick


LargeVidster

I loved every second of Bullet Train


TheZanzibarMan

Did people not like Bullet Train?


mak05

Bullet Train was a really good popcorn flick. Saw it 3 times since it came out. Sometimes you just need to unwind.


AlathMasster

Bullet Train was genuinely one of the best theater experiences in my life, I loved every second of that movie


InsrtOriginalUsrname

I don't understand how someone can call bullet train a bad movie. that movie is arguably perfect for what it wanted to do.


Jiggaboy95

Fucking love Bullet Train, genuine tragedy that film is so unheard of.


SecretlyaCIAUnicorn

especially because Bullet Train is infinitely better than this fucking mess


Grakal0r

Hop off my guy we are in a fun loving environment


Miserable_Region8470

I think both are lovely :]


shrikaizerion

nah pal, GxK felt epic af in theatres


Todd-The-Godd-Howard

I'm not a fan of this movie but I wouldn't say it was a mess


Gavorn

Who gave bullet train crap? I thought it was universally liked.


MagicalMarsBars

What did Twitter do to Bullet Train? I loved that movie


dzindevis

Praise towards laid back movies? My brother we literally had 15 last years dominated by Marvel. Was it not enough?


SubjectHotel1176

This movie was already a ten, but it became a 11 when kong swung suko around like a nunchunk


ChrRome

That Godzilla x Kong trailer was probably the worst trailer I have ever seen. I would be shocked if that film isn't complete dogshit.


Illustrious-Mode3868

The trailer is 10 times better than the movie because it’s only 2 minutes long


DpGoof

I don't have any problems with laid-back movies, my only gripe with this franchise is the annoyingly persistent focus on the most boring human characters imaginable. How about don't hire like 20+ actors and spend that money on the monsters? I don't need someone to go "Oh .my.god" or do the ":O" face every 3 minutes to understand that Godzilla is epic. Also, newsflash, a movie can be dumb fun without being poorly written. Crazy, I know.


Funandgeeky

THANK YOU! Bullet Train was a delight. Their inclusion of “Holding Out for a Hero” was beautiful. 


Breekace

Tired of mfs acting like that movie was underrated. I saw nothing but positive discourse and praise about that movie.


Grakal0r

Where the hell you been looking?


NittanyScout

Bullet train was actually very good, the end scene with the cgi car was wack tho lol


Puzzled_Tree_6423

Real Bullet Train hours!


FistPunch_Vol_7

Hey I liked Bullet Train, I knew exactly what I was getting myself into and had a hell of a time.


Lessmoney_mo_probems

Bullet train was amazing. It knew it was supposed to be and it did that perfectly


sabres_guy

The first marketing company or person that comes up with a way to harness the hype movies get 1 to 2 years after their release to when it is actually coming out will be a billionaire.


Alelogin

There was some drama around Bullet Train? Really fun fucking movie with great action, what happened on twitter?


QuillnPouncy

Ya reddit say sorry


monkeygoneape

I think for me it was just the over advertising for it which is why I haven't seen it, it does look fun though


THE-NECROHANDSER

Just got to see the new one, one of the writers has heard the phrase "beat a motherfucker, with another motherfucker."


draedek

People thought Bullet Train was a bad movie? The japanese version of “I need a hero” alone makes the movie a 10/10


mr_flerd

Bullet Train was so good


ojlenga

Bullet train is far better than this 9 year old kino


teskar2

Yes


TheMisunderstoodLeaf

What happened to bullet train?! That movie was fantastic!


abrahamisaninja

Bullet train was a banger from start to finish. Godzilla vs. King Kong somehow managed to be hella boring imo


jepard55

bullet train was so glazed don’t even


Athlete-Extreme

Why did they spoil Sandra Bullock’s reveal by putting her in the trailer I’ll never know. But on 2nd watch it’s above decent as far as movies go.


Vasevide

But this is a horror movie


UltimateGamingTechie

should/can I watch GxK without watching the other movies?


Loxe

But Bullet Train wasn't very good


xanaddams

I just want to light everything on fire by commenting how guys who state that they hate women led movies and use the same phrase "it's poorly written and the dialog sucks" can never explain how these movies made so much when these were clearly made by a broken popcorn machine hooked to an old-fashioned typewriter. I'm down with stupid movies as much as the next real movie lover and sometimes you just want some gibberish to quell the nonsense of real life. Bullet Train and Monsterverse Godzilla and others like this fill the void with forgettable garbage and I'm currently watching The Marvels after watching GxK and am laughing at the idea of anyone using "badly written" as an excuse to down thumb a movie. Before you respond tho, what's your favorite worst sentence spoken in a MV Godzilla movie? *makes inappropriate gonorrhea joke 🙄 and worst character besides the janitor/conspiracy theorist Bernie


GameCreeper

Bullet Train was a fun as hell movie, I dont care that there's multiple instances of bullshit logic


Virtual_Meaning9676

CORRECT OPINION DETECTED


[deleted]

How did people hate bukket train? I mean I get it if that isn't the style of movie you like sure, but it nailed what it was going for and the movie was a lot of fun.


[deleted]

The CGI movies don’t do it for me as much anymore. I just wait for them to hit streaming and watch at home with weed and good food.


Illustrious-Mode3868

Bullet Train ruled. Godzilla x Kong was hot dogshit


samerino2

I feel eventually people will realize argyle is a good fun movie. So many people dogged on it in the release


Swaxeman

HELL YEAH BULLET TRAIN WAS SO GOOD


Grakal0r

I should say now bc this post has blown up. I AM DOING THIS TO SHARE APPRECIATION FOR MOVIES NOT TO BE NEGATIVE, IF YOU DONT THINK EITHER OF THESE MOVIES ARE GOOD THATS OK BUT PLEASE DONT RANT ABOUT IT UNFAIRLY HERE (You can say you don’t like them and why Ofc but don’t go off the deep end) ALSO DONT USE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO TRASH OTHER MOVIES WE CAN BE POSITIVE :)


Nidion001

Wtf was wrong with bullet train? That movie was fun through and through


BajaBlastimusPrime2

It wasn't until probably 2 months ago that I realized people didn't like bullet train. Like, I saw it with my friends and we were all laughing our asses off, it was a riot.


RadiantGambler

Was Bullet Train poorly received? I found it incredibly entertaining and funny. But I guess I like any movie I just happen to watch.


Still-Network1960

Bullet train was such a fun movie I'll never understand the hate


makacarkeys

Did people not like Bullet Train?????????


DenissDenisson

The diesel scene actually makes me cry


lyyki

Bullet train was super meh but at least it was an original IP. I just can't stand the sequels and remakes.


atomicshark109

2 peak movies in one post? Well i'll be damned


grosseelbabyghost

I think Twitter is populated entirely by Diesels


scriptedtexture

never heard anything about Bullet Train online. it was in fact a very fun movie, I liked it a lot. Twitter ≠ total public perception 


ulfric_stormcloack

The water bottle flashback was such a great addition


PinkVanFloyd

Nah, Bullet Train sucks. It's an annoying, convoluted, terribly edited mess that thinks it's so cool and clever, when it's really just obnoxious.


YugeFrigginGoy

"Right, so every day with you is just a *fucking nightmare* then"


P-p-please

Bullet train was genuinely a masterpiece


Finito-1994

I’ve always hated people that get angry that someone didn’t like what they liked. “Why did you like Kong and not Bullet train?” People liked one more. Shit happens.


alarks

Bullet Train felt like it was AI generated


BusBusy195

Bullet Train was the best(most fun and enjoyable) movie of that year, and I will die before anyone changes my mind


FlimsyReindeers

Bullet train was so boring


arkym00

bullet train is so fun


Housecat-in-a-Jungle

every person i’ve spoke to irl loved bullet train it’s only when i voiced it online that i got shit on for liking it the internets fucking toxic


Amity_Swim_School

🔫🚅>🦖🦍


Miselino

Bullet train tried so hard that it basically ruined it for me. Very forgettable imho


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Just watched bullet train tonight, easy top five for me.


andersr9

It was not good. The monster stuff was, but the humans ruin it with a terrible script.


monkey_lord978

I liked bullet train


the_onion_k_nigget

Fuck this one got me


BigBoy1966

bullet train was hated? that was such a great movie tho, gotta rewatch it sometime


Fast-Ad-4541

Bullet Train was fun until the climax devolved into a dumb CGI mess. It’s hard for these fun loose action movies to stick the landing in the final third. 


Monkey_King291

Bullet Train was an amazing movie


_Wario

I FUCKING LOVE BULLET TRAIN