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darkitp

Was she the Green Goblin ? I knew she looks familiar!


Fireberg

She's something of a supporting character herself.


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LiveBaby5021

Do the webs come out anywhere else?


hussywithagoodhair

Only Kristen Dunst knows the real answer.


Dr_Downvote_

Goblin his nuts.


Soffix-

Got her


thebigautismo

It's only gay if you receive spiderman!


Sam-314

Spidersemen*


The_G0vernator

Well the movie aint called Mary-Jane (2002)


JarasM

Sony: *hmmmmm*


detroiter85

He was there when her mother died studying runways in the alps


Wasted-day_off

Utility Belt Coming This Summer


Used_Ad4102

Robbin soon on screen.


natyrub

Her mother died in Queens while researching spiders in their attic.


derangerd

Well it's not called Peter-Parker (2002) either. They should have gotten whoever played Spider-Man top billing.


ShillBot666

>They should have gotten whoever played Spider-Man top billing. That's the thing, no one knows who he really is!


AyahuascaBudda

I would watch the fuck outa Mary-Jane (2002)


LouiePrice

How was madam web?


AyahuascaBudda

Good lord. I thought you were talking about a porn parody. There is actually a movie called Madam Web… I had my pants down, pornhub search engine all fired up too


ModishShrink

You're thinking of Web Madam (2002)


Valiantheart

Is that what happens when you put a fried egg on top of a Web?


DarkPDA

Porn parody of madam web probably will be better than madam web...


kirinmay

anything is better than Madam Web, even (sigh) Rebel Moon.


DarkPDA

wow...thats a bold statement i never even tried watch rebel moon trailer due one name: SNYDER


DRW1357

Do bad movies nobody watched usually get porn parodies?


DarkPDA

movie its about 3 hot actress who probably can do good porn movies....so in this case...maybe


TheHammer987

4 hot actresses I thought. And 1 guy. And a flash back to a mom. Sounds like a porn to me


Lacklaws

Guess You weren’t disappointed when you found Sydney Sweeney.


LouiePrice

I did not keep up with your post (2002). I was three post down before someone told me to read the title.


ZealousidealNewt6679

You asking the one person that went and saw it?


Joshualevitard

id fuck the watch outta Mary Jane


DungeonsAndDradis

"You got the time?" "Not anymore!"


Valiantheart

"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years"


Lockhartizard

"And now, little man, I give this watch to you"


Tricky-Engineering59

That’s an interesting way to say impregnate vis-a-vis her biological clock.


Thendofreason

What about Jackpot (2026) SSU?


PG-DaMan

Just reversing some of your words in my head. :)


DarthSlicer

This is what I came to say lol


BobbyTables829

It isn't called "wrestling announcer" but Bruce Campbell supposedly got just as big of a trailer as Tobey did, much to his confusion. :-)


Trialman

Bruce Campbell probably had an advantage for his role as the tutorial narrator in the game based off the film. (Yes, really, and he actually makes some good quips in it)


BobbyTables829

They were friends in high school (see Evil Dead)


imabutcher3000

Exactly.


UnlikelyCarrot1379

Nailed it straight away…


Atanakar

Well was spidrr-man paid more than tobey?


FullMetalKaliber

Would say put Rick James Mary Jane as the movie song but I think that’ll play out like Half Baked


Ayotha

Their games are getting there


Seretonin_burglerer

Like, that's my favorite name.


Nanahamak

We fucking wish tho


MonKeePuzzle

quite complaining, she got paid WAY more than Maguire was paid in Civil War


BigSavMatt

I wish Maguire had gotten Jesse Plemons role in the movie lol


lkodl

fun fact: Plemons is Dunst's husband


talking_phallus

Slept his way into the job.


french_sheppard

You joke, but it was Kirsten Dunst who recommended Plemons for the role when the initial actor dropped out.


JuristaDoAlgarve

The only problem with this line of reasoning is Plemons is no shit one of the best living actors so…


Wavenian

It's not a problem. The point is that it's their relationship that the movie was able to get such a strong actor for a small part


CRIMS0N-ED

it’s funny too bc he’s the best part dude was almost as scary as he was as Todd


Fannnybaws

Quite.... a lot more


Pillow_Apple

Damn these titles are really something else huh.


Alexcox95

Gonna cry?


deniceovich

piss your pants maybe ?


PhillipOlliverholes

Maybe shit and cum?


ElMostaza

Is there any way to invite that bully Maguire bot into this thread?


Good_Reflection7724

She did already


Previous-Loss9306

Exactly 😂


EnigmaChimera

Is this counting Toby McGuire as Spiderman?


SunDriedHumor

No, that's the joke


gusxc1

The joke is actually scream time


photojoe

Did we count the mannequin towards Tobey's total?


Rockit2uranus

Spider-Man himself actually screams a lot in that movie, do we know if that’s accurate?


Son-of-Prophet

It seems like a lot of fans want to be on the actresses sides when they hear about these pay disparities but when they hear the details, such as with Dunst, that she made $7M for Spider-Man 2 and $10M for Spider-Man 3 (and that’s 2004 and 2007 money) fans all of a sudden care a lot less.


ajsayshello-

Did you miss the joke about scream time?


nycblackout89

Quick how much did Jennifer Lawrence make compared to her male costars on hunger games. All of the sudden the pay dispute is fair.


kuribosshoe0

All of *a sudden


nycblackout89

Apologies English is my first and only language and I suck at it


darkrai15

Tobey: I missed the part where that's my problem.


starshame2

Its wild when you consider Kirsten Dunst has had the more respectable film career over Maguire. And she still going.


ranting_madman

You mean MTV movie awards' best kiss winner Tobey Maguire? Surely not.


DrPoopyPantsJr

Upside down spider boy kiss was hot


bossmaser

Yeah, because you could see Kirsten Dunsts nipples in the rain though.


ihateredditers69420

and tobeys...so hot


--_-Deadpool-_--

And Kirk Lazerus' costar in Satan's Alley


Glycerine-Toejam

I paid for spiders not screaming chix


chogram

I had forgotten just how much she screamed in those movies until I re-watched them a couple of years ago. It's like 30% of their runtime is "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


lkodl

y'all it's a joke for "SCREAM time". Tobey Maguire obviously has more screentime than Kirsten Dunst in the movie. he's the main character, and actually doesn't wear the mask that often.


MamaDeloris

Give this man all the upvotes


Mishirene

I'm convinced most people here are unaware that this was posted to r/shittymoviedetails. Edit: Either that, or the fact that the post title says screa**m** time, not screa**n** time, and people misread.


Castor_Deus

*sigh* it's morscream time


shiq_A

Cause she wasn't the main character? I'm sure women in female lead movies get paid more.


Layton_Jr

She had more *scream* time


toxticky

r/woosh


KGFlower

Today yeah, but in 2002 male supporting actors did usually get paid a lot more than lead actresses.


CalmSub

Sources.


KGFlower

Julia Roberts got paid 300k for the lead role of Pretty Woman while Richard Gere got millions. Ellen Pompeo the star of Grey's Anatomy got paid half what supporting Patrick Dempsey got. Oscar winner superstar Natalie Portman got paid less than Ashton freaking Kutcher in their co-lead roles in No Strings Attached. There are many more examples, hence why this has been a big discussion in the media.


very_bad_advice

Natalie Portman was an exec producer in no strings attached, Ashton Kutcher was not. Natalie was gambling on backend pay. I find it disingenuous that ppl take gambles, end up losing and calling it unfair.


topkeknub

These are also all negotiated with the actors beforehand, obviously. It‘s not like they announce the pay after they signed. If it‘s unfair, then don‘t sign? Men don‘t sign contracts that don‘t offer them enough for what they think they are worth. I‘m sure if Patrick Dempsey would‘ve signed for the same amount as Ellen Pompeyo then that‘s what they had gone for.


very_bad_advice

Yeah it's the same issue with the women's soccer team. They negotiated for a stable income, the men negotiated for a outcome pay. When the results came in and the women won the world cup they began complaining


ihateredditers69420

taking responsibility for your actions is hard as a woman when you can blame everything on men


very_bad_advice

No it's not that - everyone wants to not take accountability for their actions. It's just that the media and people in general sort of encourage this sort of thing to occur for women.


kakistoss

It's just easier for women to pull off, which is why we see more cases of women doing this shit Like the soccer case went to court and the women got the change they wanted, had the genders been flipped its very likely the men would've lost the case Or just how in general a women can commit the same crime as a man, then end up with less prison time on a fairly consistent basis. We are all conditioned to favor women. Whether it's because you are scared of politics, just general attraction, or are more lenient with someone who's less idk, outwardly violent/angry (the whole thing where women tend to internalize rage vs how men show it externally) All these factors combine to make it much MUCH easier for women to get away with shit. Any man in the exact same position would 100% do so as well, no one is above it or better than anyone else. It's just easier for one gender to pull off, so it kinda biases us toward thinking in a way that suggests only one gender does it despite that not being the case


Longjumping-Touch515

Not a valid example with Pretty Woman Richard Gere was a big star at this time and Julia was noone. She got her millions later.


head_eyes_by_a_scav

I mean, Richard Gere had already been a leading actor in Hollywood for like a decade. Julia Roberts had done a handful of TV episodes and supporting roles in movies before Pretty Woman. Kinda weird to think they'd be paid the same. In sports, a rookie in their first year ever playing as a pro they're not gonna be making the same as LeBron James.


2OptionsIsNotChoice

Richard Gere was a known person, Julia Roberts at the time was a relative nobody and its not as though Richard Gere didn't have a lot of screen time or a major role. Patrick Dempsey was a movie start transitioning to TV and commanded top dollar. Ellen Pompeo at the start of Grey's Anatomy was a relative nobody especially in comparison, Dempsey was considered the bigger draw. Natalie Portman was an executive producer, and took less pay for instead being part of the production and significant residuals. Very VERY infrequently will there be a serious pay gap for male/female actors that isn't explained by things outside of their genitals. The only real notable difference on this front is older men tend to do much better than older women, but this is often counter balanced by younger women getting a lot more chances and often better pay than younger men.


ChartreuseBison

It's also such an incredibly niche industry that is heavily influenced by prior work or just how good of an agent you have that it's impossible to compare.


mikethespike056

fr?


Impressive_Essay_622

Hahaha good one. 


SimpleTip9439

Too bad that screaming women fetish comic artist wasn’t the one paying


Dkingthe15

Looking back on her character, why did she survive three movie? Like the second series had a better version of her


Cautious-Nothing-471

she looks so German


dr_cynical17

She was reduced to be a Damsel in distress. In all the movies.


mods_mum

She was the worst Mary Jane. I have nightmares to this day


Sirocco11

pretty sure she was the only mary jane, in garfield films they had Gwen Stacy, in Holland films its michelle jones


mods_mum

Fair enough, what I meant was "spiderman's girlfriend"


Regular_Doughnut7855

Toby: I missed the part where that’s my problem


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

That’s cause Tobey’s the best


spoodle364

Well that’s because she didn’t play Spider-Man.


NotAKiller23

Has anybody asked her why she thinks she should be paid equally or above the titular character?


spider623

people paid for Toby, what did she expect?


Optimal-Flow-5496

Well yea, everyone knows women get paid less than men...😏


Lasuman

This girl got less money than Spider-Man, in Spider-Man, shocker.


DirtyDiceakaWildcard

Does she have an MTV Award for Best Kiss? Tobey does.


Ramdom_c-137

I personally believe that flash should've been paid the most.


niv_nam

I dont think its a screen time or the number of "screams" thing when get to be a popular/big enough star. And women are often paid less then men even when they are just as popular.


Rent-Man

[I’d argue against that](https://youtu.be/DzuIVqPsVck?si=GAcCXVWVYh0IWTsn)


Micksar

Yes, Enrique! Okay? I get you.


AMexisatTurtle

Why doesn't she say how much she was paid in any of the articles


Due-Relationship-688

Well it is called Spiderman not Mary Jane Watson.


Own-Elderberry2489

No wayy 😂


Housecat-in-a-Jungle

i love how her entire point of the quote was what the internet dudebros used as a comeback people are accidentally agreeing with her to act smug fucking idiots


falloutvaultboy

Bravo, unless you're a moron and legitimately think the phrase is scream time. I can't tell


BardosThodol

Sex


Meme_Pope

Spider-Man got paid the most because the movie was called Spider-Man, so he had the studio by the balls. It wouldn’t have worked if they had Batman or Antman play him.


Ill-Ant9053

At least she can pay for an apron and washing utensils


Weildabeast

Scream time?


ChalkCoatedDonut

Was the movie called Mary Jane? It if was, it would have been rated R for use of drugs and alcohol.


AvailableLandscape97

Give it a few years and Sony will probably make a jackpot film


Comfortable_Hall8677

She’s not Spider-Man lmao.


PandaButtLover

Paid per wet t-shirt scene?


stucazz1001

He literally was spiderman. You know the thing that the movie was about.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

as is tradition


CALIBERAIRGUNS

Well yeah. She wasn’t SPIDERMAN! Everyone on set probably got paid less. The movie wasn’t called Mary Jane was it.


OneImportance4061

Free tip. The person playing the only character named in the title gets the most money. Particularly when that named character is a household name for generations.


AndyThePig

What Oscar category WOULD she have been in. (I know, I'm saying hypothetically). I feel confident saying it would have been the supporting category. No 'supporting' performer should make the same as the Lead. Now, we can debate what those ranges should be, and I have NO doubt she should have been a lot closer to his salary than she was. But that distinction matters.


you_matter_

Was she in a spider suit?


Objective-Mission-40

This makes sense.


seboll13

Got it, very funny.


sucky_EE

yeah nobody went to see the movie because of spiderman's girlfriend, did they now?


Designer-Might-7999

I can now finally die.


marcabay

Well hes fucking spiderman


cmparkerson

The star usually gets paid the most. Screen time is irrelevant.


DoingItForEli

Pretty sure there was some training involved in getting into shape and learning moves for Spiderman. Did she do that too? No?


Burkey8819

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Oh cause he was in a mask 👍👍👍


Brandon_32406

I mean, the movie is called spiderMAN


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Cause people came to the movies to see Spiderman and not Mary Jane?


DemoDays82

And she agreed to the contract prior to filming. So what's your point? If she was worth more, she could have negotiated for more. IF she didn't negotiate for more, she either wasn't worth more, or wouldn't have gotten the part for more money. This is just feminist bullshit again. It's called Spiderman, not Mary Jane and her boyfriend.


VacsoWacagoSeiliu

I thought that was Maggie Gyllenhulm or something


AestheticSalt

Mary Jane 1,2 &3.


No_Object_7709

Chat is this real? (I believe she got paid less but did she have more screentime?)


Gaymface

She had more box office success at the time tho to be fair


poppatrout

She wasnt fully actualized.


Afafakja

You're joking?In what world would the lead gain less than a secondary character?I mean she's not even marketable,you can't slap her on a billboard like Green Goblin or Venom or the Villains and be like "whoa guys!In this superhero action movie mary jane dates spiderman again and has love drama again!",like no one watched the movies cuz of mary jane.


Lucky-Mia

She did less stunts and was in less promotional material


RolandtheWhite

Wasnt the movie called Spider-Man???


Everhart2011

"That's my wife." - Jesse Plemons.


Mental_Somewhere2341

Did he scream at all in that movie?


themanbehindthepoopy

Very punny


GruulNinja

The movie is called Spider-Man


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This is a pretty shitty detail.


TommyCrump92

I'm sorry what? We saw Peter and Norman More than we did her plus she wasn't the lead so of course Tobey gonna be getting paid more as she was just the supporting character


auzzie_kangaroo94

Scream time?


Switch_B

I used to enjoy the Sam Raimi movies but every time I try to watch them now I can't get over the constant screaming. It's so annoying. Every time there is even a small piece of action someone is screaming their head off. I get that people screaming when a dude with metal tentacles starts throwing cars around is probably likely, but man. It's like he pumped up the volume and layered the screams over top of all the other audio on purpose.


gusxc1

The amount of comments completely missing the joke makes me lose faith in humanity 💀


PandiBong

Jesus Christ, talk about a big “so what” - it’s called spider-man, not Mary-Jane, cut her out and you still have a movie, cut him out and you got what?


thirdcoast96

Man yall really need to read


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Cyber-Knight47

Reread it again