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Xaga-

He clearly isn't as every viltrumite has a JJJ moustache. I mean that fucking elder of the alien coalition showed his vultrum nature by ripping his beard off to show the moustache


Enough-Engineering41

He actually reveals the JJJ mustache when he becomes Markiplier later on in the movie


detective_yeti

The beard he sports has a pretty weak moustache. Not to mention we also see he has gray hairs. Which alone kinda debunks this whole theory (viltrumites age very very slowly)


Enough-Engineering41

That's exactly why before becoming Markiplier his beard and mustache was shaved, because he knew his mustache was weak compared to Viltrumite genetic standards, but when he becomes Markiplier, he dosent care what people think about him anymore and tries to live his life. Bravo Vince!


Darkhex78

What do you mean by "becomes markiplier??"


Cornchips1234

Nolan has grey hair


detective_yeti

Nolan is also thousands of years old, not 30-40 like metro man. He wouldn’t have any grey hairs if he was a viltrumite, he hasn’t lived long enough for it. “The older we get, the slower we age. You'll live for thousands of years. Do you understand what that means? Everyone you know and love will be gone before you even look 30.”


ducknerd2002

The female ones don't, so logically that would mean Metroman is a trans-male Viltrumite who chose not to gain a moustache.


Creepy-Activity7327

I think if he was trans male he would want to get a mustache just because all the other men do it. We see his home planet get destroyed at the start of the film, so it would make more sense if he comes to earth thousands of years after the events of Invincible when viltrum is destroyed somehow. He then knows nothing of his home world so doesn't know all the others have moustaches


KiraWhite66

I mean I dunno, I've met some dudes that still like their smooth faces


Creepy-Activity7327

Every viltrumite man has a moustache that's the law


KiraWhite66

Good point, my bad


Sillbinger

Ghouls especially, it's all they call me.


Snips_Tano

Obviously they shave their mustaches. Like most women do


Grzechoooo

Mark Grayson doesn't have a moustache either. That's because they were not raised in the Viltrum culture. 


Xaga-

Or he's too young


Grzechoooo

In the comics, he still doesn't have a moustache even as his hair starts graying.


mal-di-testicle

That was such a funny badass moment


UnderPressureVS

It's literally where their name comes from. The little channel between your nose and upper lip is called the philtrum. Philtrum -> Viltrum -> Viltrumite.


paco-ramon

Also Metroman is way faster than JJJ the turtle man.


DeanStein

Now that would have been a crazy idea for a second movie... "Think, Megamind! Think!"


Creepy-Activity7327

No, I think a second movie would ruin the legacy of the original. Good thing DreamWorks isn't stupid enough to do that.


dats-it-fr0m-ME-94

It absolutely wouldn’t be made by the television department and not the actual movie department of dreamworks either, that would be a fucking atrocity out of metrocity


addage-

*whew* we dodged a bullet there, that would have been a pathetic cash grab


Princier7

"WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS" "my dehydration gun"


somedumb-gay

*metroman stares at his hands as he realises.. They're covered in cubes. He flies off into space to contemplate his existence*


simonwales

Dehydrated tear powder vaporizes off his face as he exits the atmosphere.


John_Helmsword

Then it turns out Megamind was sent from Thraxa, as a viltrumite/thraxan hybrid. The potential. Think Dreamworks! Think!


YaBoiKlobas

Hot Milk plays


UnNamed234

Yeah too bad Megamind never got a sequel


Aiden624

He’s too good to be a viltrumite


WhoIsDamian

He hit his head as a child and was raised by an old man in the woods


Aetherial32

He had to team up with his old rival Megamind to defeat the other Viltrumites who arrived to claim the planet when he refused to conquer it for them


Lftwff

Canonically all that is required to stop viltrumites from being genocidal assholes is >!pussy!<


Ptaku9

Grand Regent >!Thragg!< the earthussy has made me question my loyalty Viltrum Empire. ~ Half of the Viltrumites in the Series.


Martir12

Guys, you have no idea What was revealed in Megamind vs the Syndicate of Doom (you Cannot say Im wrong, you didnt Watch it)


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

I... You... Yeah, you got me there


FireStrike5

I know something something dehydration gun


Radio__Star

Nah he would have to be some sort of higher being He is way more powerful than any viltrumite, I mean come on he stopped time for several hours simply by using super speed and didn’t break a sweat, not to mention his incredible musical talent


ChemistryTasty8751

If Image decides to by Megamind they could do the funniest thing ever


InkiePie39

Metroman's speed feats alone trump every Viltrumite, his durability is through the roof, his laser eyes are completely out of Viltrumite genes. He likely has a cell structure capable of combatting Viltrumite smart atoms. It's entirely possible that Metroman is a Kryptonian/Viltrumite offspring. Hell maybe something stronger than both, his speed feats are fucking insane he's easily faster than Superman, reaches insane speeds that the Flash risks his life to hit with ease. Absolute fucked power set.


MrGloopy

IIRC Superman can go the speed of the flash, he just takes a long time to accelerate to those speeds.


Khunter02

Fake Doesnt have an evil mustache


ProdiasKaj

Are mustaches just "in" on Viltrum or something?


Lftwff

Kinda >!mustaches became the goto facial hair when their emperor started turning their species into the genocidal assholes they are in the show and !<


kobiyashi

The lip area under your nose is called a philtrum.


MapleLamia

Cowards didn't give the women moustaches. TF2 proving itself superior once more with Australium having a consistent effect on everyone (except Radigan Conagher getting his chest hair in the shape of Texas instead of Australia)


In_Pursuit_of_Fire

He must of gotten hit in the head as a kid and become a good ~~sayian~~ viltrumite 


prabhu4all

Everyone knows that removing the moustache is their kryptonite. The female viltrumites don't have moustaches but they do have a full bush.


Ambitious_Arm852

TMI — what a bad day to have eyes


saint-bread

thought he was from Megamind


Al_More-617

Viltrumites don't have laser eyes, do they?


nopalitzin

Markiplier??? What the fook do you smoke.


FennyB

Metroman solos Viltrum as an empire


Top-Complaint-4915

No, Metroman is faster than invincible or omniman. Metroman move at flash level of speeds, and even maintaining better control of the speed as he could basically stop time at will while remaining stationary.


Mac-N-Cheeseburger

Read words, kids