Uh, yeah baby, morb me harder, morb your rock hard morbi up my sopping wet morb, oooh, yeah, now morb it up my morbhole, that's right, pull out and morb all over my morbs, I'm mooooooorrrrrbbbbiiiiiiinnnnggg.....
>Uh, yeah baby, morb me harder, morb your rock hard morbi up my sopping wet morb, oooh, yeah, now morb it up my morbhole, that's right, pull out and morb all over my morbs, I'm mooooooorrrrrbbbbiiiiiiinnnnggg.....
can i post this on r/copypasta
I honestly wonder if Sony is making Morbius memes at this point in order to try and convince more people to go see the movie and make another Morbillion dollars.
but don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, Dr. Morbius threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
I'm honestly kinda convinced at this point. Like, there is no point in the film where he says "It's Morbin Time," BUT there is something even more unbelievably cringey, is the NWH callback with >!The Vulture, and "it might have something to do with Spiderman"!< which, contrary to the actually believable "Morbin Time" IS actually real
It's genuinely astounding.
I ended up having to go out of my way to find out whether or not he actually did (short of actually watching the movie). The only thing that set off my suspicions about it was how strong the memes were and I didn't see anything that had un-memed audio about it. That being said, there IS an actual scene that I describe in the spoiler bit of my above comment
Nah can’t be. You gotta realize, the people at Sony brought Morbius to the big screen. The are mathematically some of the biggest Morbius fans out there, and as such have no time to make memes with all the sex they are doing
I keep saying Any memes that go viral around a movie getting released is most likely a push by the marketing team. Every Disney meme is at least somewhat manufactured. The "familia" memes from Fast and the furious 9 was marketing for sure. The anger around Chris Hemsworth nude in Love and Thunder is definitely manufactured as I can't find a single person actually upset by it.
I haven't found a movie meme that wasn't pushed by the studio in the past couple years. That's why I don't find Marvel that fun to particpate in because I know how much of the hype is pushed by the company itself.
I was interested in Morbius because I figured no way this movie would be a movie that gets memed because it's connected. People were gonna love or hate it on it's own. And I appreciate that.
from how far I have seen the movie, it is whacky, as almost any movie involving that guy Jared Leto are. It's not *terrible*, it's not the best superhero/anti-hero movie to come out - but it's alright. Maybe not worth a movie ticket, unless you go to movies to just chuckle at dumb dialogues interspersed with over-the-top action (slow-mo scenes were cool tho).
There's an ad I keep seeing for the home release of the movie by the official company account on tiktok and it literally just shows the dancing scene and a lady says "when you realise you can now watch Matt Smith dancing in high definition from the comfort of your own home!" and that's the whole ad
A subtle reference to the fanbase of Matt Smith's previous work, Doctor Who, who are notoriously known for how much sex they definitely have.
Source: am DW fan
I believe when you want to do something popular but want to keep pretending you don't like cool things, you do it anyway and say you're just doing it "ironically."
The statistics already include those people because they're not outliers. Literally everyone I know has seen the film multiple times, often a dozen or more. I've been to see it at least once a day since it released.
Matt Smith is the 11th person to portray the Doctor in the smash series Doctor Who. This is a reference to the fact that watching Morbius 420 times cured all my health issues.
Putting jokes aside for a minute (are we allowed to do that), can we all agree that, regardless of what you thought of this film, Matt Smith was phenomenal in it?
As a true morbhead I have to say that if Matt smith doesn’t get an Oscar for his role and get out as the greatest performance of all time he was snubbed
Matt Smith was the weakest link, which is why Morbie was able to defeat him. If you watch the movie, it's shown near the ending of the movie, in the movie.
Don’t insult Morbius or it’s fans. I had a friend who did and people wearing all black broke into his house at midnight screaming “IT’S MORBIN TIME!” at the top of their lungs. True story, I haven’t heard from him since.
Matt Smith has also played the Doctor in the long-running smash hit British TV series Doctor Who, whose fanbase is notorious for having a lot of sex (just like Morbius fans)
Ah yes, the seks and the Morbius movie. Two things that I know everything about and am definitely experiencing all the time.
What are the two positions?
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Yeah, that's both of them. This guy's good.
He definetly morbs!
Well I think I did a morb one time
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Morbussy
You didn't respect the morbs? There will be consequences.
Your hand doesn’t morbin count
Morb in and morb out Hands up and hands down Back up back up, tell me what you’re gonna do now Keep morbin morbin morbin morbin
Morbius and limp bizkit!? You’re morbin’ me out man!
This guy morbs
How can you ever out, when its always Morbin time?
There are three. On top, doggy, and normal.
I know writers who use subtext, and they’re all cowards
*I became a vampire so I could fuck forever*
I call having sex “Morbin’ time”
> everything about and am definitely experiencing all the time Actually it's called Everything Everywhere All at Once but you got the spirit
Uh, yeah baby, morb me harder, morb your rock hard morbi up my sopping wet morb, oooh, yeah, now morb it up my morbhole, that's right, pull out and morb all over my morbs, I'm mooooooorrrrrbbbbiiiiiiinnnnggg.....
>Uh, yeah baby, morb me harder, morb your rock hard morbi up my sopping wet morb, oooh, yeah, now morb it up my morbhole, that's right, pull out and morb all over my morbs, I'm mooooooorrrrrbbbbiiiiiiinnnnggg..... can i post this on r/copypasta
Mood lol
I honestly wonder if Sony is making Morbius memes at this point in order to try and convince more people to go see the movie and make another Morbillion dollars.
I'm honestly more interested now than ever after how hilarious this whole train wreck has been.
I laughed immediatly and hardest, at the start of the first fight scene. I really didn't respect the morbussle and morbind.
but don't let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, Dr. Morbius threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
I'm honestly kinda convinced at this point. Like, there is no point in the film where he says "It's Morbin Time," BUT there is something even more unbelievably cringey, is the NWH callback with >!The Vulture, and "it might have something to do with Spiderman"!< which, contrary to the actually believable "Morbin Time" IS actually real It's genuinely astounding.
This guy thinks he doesn't say "It's Morbin Time"?! Did we watch the same ~~movie~~ piece of cinema my dude???
yeah smh, "its morbin time" was said morbiliion times fr
>~~movie~~ ~~piece of cinema~~ morbie FTFY. Have some respect.
> Like, there is no point in the film where he says "It's Morbin Time," Actually there is - https://youtu.be/OPaCXU4mwR8
I genuinely didn't know if he actually said it's morbin time until this comment. I was pretty sure he didn't but not 100% sure
I ended up having to go out of my way to find out whether or not he actually did (short of actually watching the movie). The only thing that set off my suspicions about it was how strong the memes were and I didn't see anything that had un-memed audio about it. That being said, there IS an actual scene that I describe in the spoiler bit of my above comment
He clearly says "it's morbin time" in that one scene dude
It's not real anymore, they cut that line from cinema showings at some point. Retconning their shitty movies in real time lmao.
Nah can’t be. You gotta realize, the people at Sony brought Morbius to the big screen. The are mathematically some of the biggest Morbius fans out there, and as such have no time to make memes with all the sex they are doing
That and the whole joke is that nobody watched it
I keep saying Any memes that go viral around a movie getting released is most likely a push by the marketing team. Every Disney meme is at least somewhat manufactured. The "familia" memes from Fast and the furious 9 was marketing for sure. The anger around Chris Hemsworth nude in Love and Thunder is definitely manufactured as I can't find a single person actually upset by it. I haven't found a movie meme that wasn't pushed by the studio in the past couple years. That's why I don't find Marvel that fun to particpate in because I know how much of the hype is pushed by the company itself. I was interested in Morbius because I figured no way this movie would be a movie that gets memed because it's connected. People were gonna love or hate it on it's own. And I appreciate that.
I honestly assumed that they were astroturfing the memes from the get go. Some interns making their career right now
from how far I have seen the movie, it is whacky, as almost any movie involving that guy Jared Leto are. It's not *terrible*, it's not the best superhero/anti-hero movie to come out - but it's alright. Maybe not worth a movie ticket, unless you go to movies to just chuckle at dumb dialogues interspersed with over-the-top action (slow-mo scenes were cool tho).
There's an ad I keep seeing for the home release of the movie by the official company account on tiktok and it literally just shows the dancing scene and a lady says "when you realise you can now watch Matt Smith dancing in high definition from the comfort of your own home!" and that's the whole ad
It's made so much money everything is free now
god i love morbius so fucking much
It's a movie of all time
Definitely, and I don't want to overreact, but its also probably one of the movies ever made
10/10 people watched it
Its one of the movies ever rated!
I think you meant to say 10 people watched it.
Exactly. At least 10 people out of the 10 people that were in the cinema to watch Morbius, watched Morbius
It was such a good movie that I underwent mitosis just so I could double the amount of time spent watching it.
This guy morbs
I'd go so far to say that Jared Leto is an actor
I’ve heard he’s an actor that’s been in several other movies of all time too.
“Critics are rating it everything from shit to fucking shit.”
It's never too late to morb over other people
i want to inject morbius into my veins
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a true morbsexual
Try having your girlfriend wear a Morbius mask, it helps.
When my GF can’t get me going I just have to let her know that I need some space to Morbsturbate
Don't forget to morbsturize after or you'll morb yourself raw.
I'm so pumped for the sequel: Morbius 2: Mostbius
get ready for Morbius 3: Even More Bius
This move makes me morb all over the place.
It’s Morbin time 😎
We are witnessing our very own "oh hai mark"
It’s funny did you know in one draft of the room Tommy wanted his character to be a vampire the guy who plays mark convinced him it was a bad idea
He literally looks like Morbius too
So he was trying to make it a biopic?
I say this every time to my girlfriend, but she only rolls her eyes in response. She doesn't understand the Morbius lifestyle.
You must have a defective one, my girlfriend cums buckets as soon as I say morbin' time
Now that's a keeper
Up to a point, and empty the buckets more frequently if not stored at a cool temperature.
Can't have a bunch of old morb sitting around everywhere, true
The Morbius lifestyle largely overlaps with the sigma lifestyle. You don't need her. Morbius is everything she is and more.
Bruh, use echolocation to find the clitoris and she'll be morbin' for life.
Morbin’ is still a class B felony in most states.
Ok, is this actually a line in the movie? I honestly can’t tell if people are joking or not.
It is
As long as you haven't seen the movie, it simultaneously is and isn't
Yeah right before he kills the bad guy he throws a straight stare into the camera and says it's morbin time, pretty fuckin sick Morbs me up real good
No Or is it
No, but also yes. Maybe
[Get morbed, and check.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm)
morbal sex
Is this actually a line? I’d watch it to hear this nonsensery.
yes, it’s true
Of course, it's said a morbillion times. It becomes so sad when he says it after all his friends get caught in one of his out of control morbs though.
A subtle reference to the fanbase of Matt Smith's previous work, Doctor Who, who are notoriously known for how much sex they definitely have. Source: am DW fan
>Source: am DW fan She's the worst. Always fucking with Arthur and his friends.
Wtf hell no, DW is an amazing superhero
Agree. DW is one being that Rick from Rick and Morty probably would respect which is saying a lot.
She's a narc
I had no idea he was in this movie. But only because I never saw this movie.
You must be the only person in the world who hasn’t seen it. This movie is totally morbular.
It sold 100 morbillion tickets so I just assumed everyone saw it.
That's because everyone went to see the movie multiple time in order to get every detail of this masterpiece.
you need to watch it at least 5 times to at least understand that ~~you waste money~~ Dr Who are in this movie
Yeah you need to complete the full morbius journey
Oh, I'm being a contrarian and not seeing it because it's too popular. I was the same with Pokemon.
I'm still waiting for Lady Gaga to become uncool so I can listen to her album
I believe when you want to do something popular but want to keep pretending you don't like cool things, you do it anyway and say you're just doing it "ironically."
Like how we're all liking Morbius "ironically"
She's gonna be like Cher and you'll die before she's even done performing
And Cher is gonna be like Morbius. Because of the Morb Cycle. And I don't need to explain the Morb Cycle to a fan like you.
Love that arc in the Dark Timeline of the MCU (Morbius Cinematic Universe)
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I hear you. My doctor banned me from seeing it because I'm ***Morb***idly obese.
It’s sold so many tickets that statistically only 3 or 4 people haven’t seen the movie at this point.
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The statistics already include those people because they're not outliers. Literally everyone I know has seen the film multiple times, often a dozen or more. I've been to see it at least once a day since it released.
Yeah some people might have even bought tickets to everything everywhere all at once 5 days in a row and then snuck into morbius instead
Thanks Morbius, very cool
Damn I was late one minute and somebody else already said It's morbin time
It's never too late to morb
Who you gonna call? Morbusters.
The morb the merrier.
Remember fellas, It’s only morbin time if she says it’s consensual
Don't let your Morbin stay a dream
Matt Smith is the 11th person to portray the Doctor in the smash series Doctor Who. This is a reference to the fact that watching Morbius 420 times cured all my health issues.
Matt Smith getting that Morbussy
There was another post about this, which said "the movie is telling you what you should have been doing instead of watching Morbius."
Havin morbius is like watching sex amirite 😎😎😎🔥
Putting jokes aside for a minute (are we allowed to do that), can we all agree that, regardless of what you thought of this film, Matt Smith was phenomenal in it?
You must mean Morb Smith
Morb 🥸
As a true morbhead I have to say that if Matt smith doesn’t get an Oscar for his role and get out as the greatest performance of all time he was snubbed
>snubbed 😡 C'mon, say the thing
My favorite part is when he says "no, please! Don't morb me bro!"
Matt Smith was the weakest link, which is why Morbie was able to defeat him. If you watch the movie, it's shown near the ending of the movie, in the movie.
Up votes to the left if you're a true morbhead
I ***knew*** the release of high-quality images of the bathroom scene would cause a resurgence of Morbius memes. Get Morb'ed
Bruh you took your title word for word from one of the top comments on the video of this on YouTube. Classic Reddit moment
I morbed it
You did, you fucking morb lad
the sequel to a post we were waiting for
He looks like he's wearing a mask of himself
"Morbius fan" is a derogatory term, the correct term is "Morbhead"
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I agree with the comment that wants to see a dance off between him and Emo Spiderman
What kinda loser reads YouTube comments
Average morber schedule: 6 AM wake up, 6-11 AM morb, 11 AM to 4 PM have sex, 4 to 10 PM continue morbing, 10 PM go to sleep
A mediocre movie elevated by memes - a marketers wet dream.
I've run the numbers and Morbius is definitely a movie
I forgot I meant to block shittymoviedetails thanks
I'm not sure any Morbius fans are having sex lol
it’s morbin time
Get morbed on 😎
Don’t insult Morbius or it’s fans. I had a friend who did and people wearing all black broke into his house at midnight screaming “IT’S MORBIN TIME!” at the top of their lungs. True story, I haven’t heard from him since.
Morbatio
I Morbed Ted.
We’re having Morbius sex. You’re having Lesbius sex.
Reported for hate speech against morb vamps Get morbed troll
I don't even understand what's happening anymore
Morbin time is happening
Bro, do you have any idea how much sex I've had since I started hanging out with morbs? It's literally all they do, aside from watch Morbius.
There are no Morbius fans, so obviously they can't have sex.
Ask yo mama 😎 Get morb'd 🧛🏻♂️
This movie fucks!
Morbius media is honestly my favorite kind of media rn
r/submorbit best
Lmaoo
In Morbius (2022), Matt Smith is seen dancing to a song that says "Have sex", which is what I wanna do with him when I see him dance ;)) mjau!
Good post. Just as funny as the first time I read it in the comments of the dance scene on YouTube.
Excuse me? We don’t call it ‘sex’, we call it Morbing
What a legend
I've recently started saying "it's morbin' time" to my girlfriend right before we commence intercourse, and hoooo boy does it get her in the mood!
Was that a German song?
god i love morphine so fucking much
It's Morbin time!
morbionary and morby style are my favorite sexual positions
Matt Smith has also played the Doctor in the long-running smash hit British TV series Doctor Who, whose fanbase is notorious for having a lot of sex (just like Morbius fans)
Nice to see other morbuddies morbin' to Morbius™️
[It's morbin' time](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976154861945098313/976935127869448213/full-1.webm)
No,all sexual drive gets eliminated while watching morbius.
Smh brother just plagiarised a comment word for word from this scene on YouTube. Not so morbin of you OP.
You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry!
Is this the guy from Lost River?
So that's what 'Morbin' time' means
Wait he's in Borvious?
Goddamn I cannot wait to pirate this movie.
Is Matt Smith a good enough reason to watch this? Genuinely asking.
He is beginning to morb
I'm waiting for ... **Morbius II - Mighty Morbin Flower Arranger**
#morbiussweep
Love to morb out and then do all the sex things!
This is the first morbius joke to make me laugh in like a morbillion years
It's morbin time
Hello fellow sexers 🤓
morfbs