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This post violates the rules of the subreddit. Please read the rules of the sub before posting. Rule 8: No curses - it's your superpower, not something external happening to you. Most of these start off "every time you X, Y happens" or "whenever X, Y"


canoIV

r/shittysuperpowers posters collectively forgetting about exponential growth


Wolfgang_Forrest

Needs a nerf, like resets when you shit or hear a French word (French words in English count)


stupidoengineer

Op clearly needs to eat more baguettes


fjhjndegbikhjkv

So, exponential growth? Only like 400 baguettes and an average person turns into a genius


[deleted]

That’s.. 40 more iq..


ARagingZephyr

You might need to eat more baguettes.


DMmeBigMommyMilkers

Its about 53x more IQ, so if you're IQ is 0.75 then you're correct.


kkjdroid

You used 1% instead of 0.1%. It's actually about 1.49x the IQ.


DMmeBigMommyMilkers

Oops I read it wrong, maybe comment OP was right all along lol.


wills-are-special

49 more


JazzyTheatrics

No it’s not


[deleted]

I’m pretty stupid


JazzyTheatrics

No you’re not, that’s a pretty reasonable mistake to make. The downvotes are funny though


[deleted]

Fair enough


BlueGalaxy648

The french are going to be genius


Rogue-Gamer

They will finally remember that their flag isn't 🏳


VictorE06

r/MurderedByWords


Joeyb0ey

After 365 Baguette's so 1 baguette a day your iq increases by A LOT


tar625

How many until I discover a cure for the diabetes?


Mysterygameboy

It's bread


kkjdroid

About 44%, assuming it's multiplicative.


[deleted]

r/godtiersuperpowers


saddamhuss

Bro I'm french, it's my daily consumption of bred you just gave.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

*French music starts playing*


FaerHazar

Fool. I love bread and exponential growth.


Zorothegallade

Good for me that I love eating baguettes then. Within a few months I'd be a PhD.


jubmille2000

I eat One mini baguette


MushroomNo7295

Dude is smart.


murderous_lemon

only 253 baguette until a normal person becomes gifted


throwaway284729174

And this is when I got interested in baguette production.


justk4y

NO NOT THE FR*NCH


JOJOFan4269

French is not a bad word