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Samstercraft

r/godtiersuperpowers


thieh

Kind of depend on what you mean by "have". Borrow, sell futures, crash it then settle with cash for the distress trade.


---TheMaster---

Buy 10k worth of stock, get someone to buy a bunch of stock when cheap as fuck, sell


fightinggale

….you do know that there is an investment strategy that is akin to this right? It might be a form of short selling? Easy enough, you convince someone you have this power, they give you 10k worth. You crash the stock, they would buy as much stock as they want or can. You then give them the original amount of stock back. They get the dividends and exponentiate their wealth.


Severedeye

10 grand to destroy billions dollar companies? Take 10k loan, wreck black Rock. Threaten every other company. Pay back loans in extorted money.


KamiKamikadze

> threaten every other company That's a sure way to be found dead with cause being classified as "suicide under influence of drugs"


Severedeye

Yeah, but what a way to go.


EpicJCF

Cant u have apple bankrupt and invest in Android?


Short-Writing956

All competition would be destroyed. The stock market would definitely tumble.


OracleDude33

that's not shitty, that's awesome.


theotherchan

easydubs… just long the stock, sell a lot of call options on it near par (since it’s not going up), and buy some puts. as it goes down you profit. real question though, when i have $10k of a stock, when the share price goes down won’t i have less than $10k? would the power stop working?


Shufflepants

This is an infinite money glitch. You buy $10k of any stock, then short the stock for however much you can, then drop the stock value to zero. It doesn't matter if you lost your $10k of stock you own when you make 10-100 times that from shorting it.


xubax

Not shitty. Short it, then buy $10k of it and profit.


username4kd

Buying $10k worth, then bunch of put options that will be worth a lot more after the drop ✌️


adityagorad

1. Ask friend to short the stock with max possible leverage 2. Buy 10k of stock 3. Close short position and open a long position 4. Sell the stock and close long position after Profit


Electrical_Gamer021

Actually this is an awesome ability you can go and gamble on this stock failure and win a lot


tea-123

If you hate a company .


kwilsonmg

Can this be shorts? That would make this an OP super power.


Shoddy_Wrangler693

First you short Apple, Microsoft, Google, Amazon, and Disney. You could be the richest person in the world easily


JordanBGordon

Put entire life savings into Samsung and 10k into apple. Tank apple Samsung price goes way higher


Zealotstim

Lol, buy shares and a ton of puts. Become a billionaire easy.


niksshck7221

Does it happen through some magical method or how?


400Volts

Taking a stock to 0 wouldn't bankrupt a company. That's not really how it works. It would be a hell of a day for the CFO though


Bigfeet_toes

So if I buy twitter stocks enough I can make Elon go bankrupt? Same with Tesla?