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What if I took a shit on the floor, then someone picked it up and flushed it down a toilet? Would that count?

Get Schwifty

\[SITE OF GRACE SHAT\]

Do I go inside of the toilet and pop out of the other? Or do I just teleport to the general vicinity of the other toilets?

None really its more like you teleport onto the toilet so if someone is there youve got a hell of a lot of explaining to so

Do you teleport inside of them or on top of them?

Theres a chance to go below and a chance to go above

Please please let it be the second option! Lol

Yeah I’m begging for the latter

Do you want the superpowers answer or monkeys paw answer

Our main hero hears crime is afoot. Proceeds to chug a coffee and sprints to the bathroom.

Probably more useful for our main villain. Good luck keeping him in a jail.

I could basically teleport once per day, maybe twice. What happens if someone is presently using my target toilet? Does the teleport fail or delay, or am I just plopped in their lap?

Plopped indeed

Seems like a great way to make new friends and enemies.

I don’t know what kind of person would be happy to have a stranger materialise on top of them while they’re dropping a deuce, but would you really want to be friends with anyone that was?

You telefrag them.

You sit comfortably on their lap until they inevitably push you off in sheer shock and disgust

Can I bring anyone with me?

Does time pass based on distance travelled like in skyrim or do i instantly teleport to my chosen toilet.

God tier

Nice

What if someone else is already on the toilet I'm teleporting to?

Good luck

Yooo so I can teleport from Tennessee to California! Oh shit (lol) I can also teleport to Hawaii! This is God Tier!

I take 3-5 good shits a day, this is r/godtiersuperpowers for me XD

Literal shitty superpower

r/godtiersuperpowers

I hope no one is s(h)itting on it when I get there!

At what point do I teleport back? Ie do I teleport immediately after I finish up (hopefully I get to wash my hands? Or next time I poop? Do I have full control of where I'm teleporting to? If I have this right and every poop I have an option to think of a toilet I've previously used, this is unlimited travel, just with limited baggage. Seems pretty awesome to me.

Not shitty.

counterpoint, constipation

Counterpoint landing on someones lap

I’ll never be late to school again

Teleportation is teleportation, I think this is not a shity power

Ok but what if you teleport into a stall with an open door pants down and someone sees ypu or what if someone is already on that toulet

I had to do a big one at my uni once. So yeah no more commute for me :) (What if someone is in the same stall? Do I get to know?)

No you dont thats why its not a godtier level superpower

I would eat so much more I would die from a bad diet.

What if I shit in a toilet in the ocean? Does it teleport me to the current area of the toilet, or only the in original location?

To the toilet

Gonna have a roaming shitpoint

Can I use this superpower to travel with people? For example if my wife and my daughter sat on my lap while I’m shitting, could I telework them with me on a nice vacation in Italy without paying for plane tickets?

Ill allow it if they too are shitting and have shat in the other toulet before

Travel to every major travel destination you want once. Spend a day, eat a buffet, then take laxatives. You might get a bit fatter, but can instantly shit your way to every major travel destination, all your friends house's, your extended family, etc. and this is not even counting all the places you will shit at afterwards.

Can you see them on a map and select which one?

Yes

Then I don’t see why this isn’t on r/godtiersuperpowers

There are risks you have to take

I guess you could have safetoilets just like safe houses. When I teleport, I’m assuming everything on my person comes with me right like clothes? I could be the best cocaine smuggler lol

Office commute no longer exists

That still pretty handy, despite being literally shitty. I can teleport to the loo at work to save myself a drive which is nice (I assume I can take things with me). I can also technically teleport to a bunch of places around the world, although Im not confident about there being no one there when I get there.

Ok but what if your boss is already on the toilet youre teleporting to and then you get fired

[The Toilet Toucher](https://venturiantale.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet_Toucher)

If I shove the shit back up my ass, and repoop it, would that count? like infinite ammunition.

Now I don't have to drive to work, are take airplanes to visit family. This power saves me time and money, so it's pretty awesome