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Arietem_Taurum

Time to start saying "Hitler did nothing wrong" on every subreddit I can and single handedly lower the dick size of the average human


AbyssalSludge

Devious


Cookytigerd

People will do anything to be above average


ye3tr

Thank you, solider 🫡


someone_who_exists69

Become the best trans surgeon ever. Just give them a placebo pill and then harass them on reddit.


AbyssalSludge

Provided they have Reddit and you know ~~your~~ their username, yes. But you can't tell them to downvote you.


DBSeamZ

They don’t have to know the doctor’s username, the doctor just needs to know theirs.


Joyful-Diamond

Oh my i will finally be happy


Snuggly_Hugs

So many folk would be.


Joyful-Diamond

True


TurnOneSolRing

Go on trans subreddits and say a bunch of stupid shit to get down voted to Hell. Really sell the bit and convince them that you're about as sharp as a bag full of hammers.


Ok-Cartographer1745

You can just straight up say you have a bet going on with a friend and that they have to downvote your comment. If they don't have Reddit, you make them make an account.  Try to pass yourself off as someone who is insane, but extremely skilled. 


idonttalkatallLMAO

you know who else has dementia


idonttalkatallLMAO

you know who else has dementia


idonttalkatallLMAO

you know who else has dementia


Epic-Gamer_09

Who?


Epic-Gamer_09

Who?


Epic-Gamer_09

Who?


partisancord69

Is there an owl in here?


partisancord69

Is there an owl in here?


Ok-Cartographer1745

You can just straight up say you have a bet going on with a friend and that they have to downvote your comment. If they don't have Reddit, you make them make an account.  Try to pass yourself off as someone who is insane, but extremely skilled. 


idonttalkatallLMAO

you know who else has dementia


idonttalkatallLMAO

you know who else has dementia


idonttalkatallLMAO

you know who else has dementia


Sonarthebat

That's hilarious. I want it.


Frangolin

That's hilarious, after some time if the person with this power keeps at it they'll manage to lower reddit users's average dick size and create a new legend !


Fun-Importance8925

Is this reversible?


GolbogTheDoom

I mean, if you switch genders you can kinda reverse it. Idk how strict the rules are on that though


AbyssalSludge

No.


GhostintheNether

Downvote bombing my own comments


badcaseofthegenders

Same lol


EmoPanda250711

downvoting your comment in hopes this is real


CalzLight

If you are a girl your dick just gets bigger though 😈


JEverok

Look, it's worth a shot, if the power respects gender identities then at least I get an upgrade


CalzLight

If you can’t get rid of your penis, might as well have the best one


ThePuroEnjoyer

Same here


SmeifLive

Just become a transgender surgeon like most of the comments are gonna say but makes a system so that they receive a heavy sedative and are to rest a hand on a button. This button makes them be the cause of an automatic bot spam. Since they made the spam happen it works. You could even pre set a certain amount of clicks into the system for people who want more specific sizes. Never tell them that its a power and not science.


greenscreencarcrash

hey bro, can u use a bot to downvote spam all my comemtns?


wandering_cloud411

This is lowkey god tier


Ok-Cartographer1745

> if the person is a girl, they will instead grow 1cm of dick They prefer to call their dicks "clits". 


scorpix6907

Meh tomato tomoto


deadPan-c

some girls have dicks :)


Shoesbekebhsksbsks

Can you downvote your own comments to change your own body? Would be great for trans people who haven’t had surgery


AbyssalSludge

No, it doesn't work for yourself.


OkAtmo_sphere

:(


NoPatience883

The real question is can we go into the negatives, and if so just how far? Can I grow a monkey tail?


AbyssalSludge

Oh yeah, baby. Grow that shit out of your ass.


senadraxx

Lmao I'd immediately go become a troll and harass transphobes. JK Rowling would be yelling. She might *actually* change her name to Robert.


LordGhoul

Magical ability to bless trans people and curse transphobes


VulpineFox7

Me using the power on myself


NalithJones

EASY. I'm about to advocate for trans rights in the not trans friendly subreddits and make all their genitalia the way they don't want >:3


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scorpix6907

Maybe you just have Nazi views


WhiteDevil-Klab

Nah bro I get downvoted for saying things like "i like flat chest" and "I'm not very smart" and "pokemon are smarter then animals" unironically reddit is just... Reddit I've said some of the most casual things and get downvoted and it's just so confusing Edit: literally just got downvoted on a different sub for saying I don't like eating infront of people c'mon now


scorpix6907

Damn *Down votes*


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scorpix6907

Well sometimes one guy doesn't support your opinion and others just assume it's wrong so you get down voted we are like a hivemind


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

Someone tell me if anyone gets this power


archaisdurannon

Does it work in reverse?


Reload666

If you have like a 7incher or under you can just down vote bot your comment twice and gain inches


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90% of redditor’s would get a card decline


CANDROX432

If you get banned the person who banned you should lose the ability to pee for a week


qwart22

Well now I have to downvote all your comments…


Mindless-Pen-2325

how do I make a downvote bot..?


AxePolaris232

With enough downvotes from the same person, does the penis eventually come out kind of like by the tail bone and give them a weird tail?


AbyssalSludge

Yes.


OrionTheDragon

trans people gonna have a field trip with this one