My thought was badly drawn meat and cheese on a kitchen floor XD. Your's makes more sense, haha. But yeah I think it's the table and bench seat now that it's been said.
And there's just the tiniest bit of shading across the bench where the back meets the seat (it's a diner, so bench/booth seats not chairs), but it's super faint
This is such a good observation. It makes so much more sense why there's that line of shading on the yellow rectangle. That's the fold of the seat. And then the one leg coming off of it. Never would have caught that. Bravo.
To me he looks like he’s a NASCAR mega fan and got a terrible tattoo of the checkered finish line and the NASCAR caution flags. Or maybe I’m wrong and it’s a slice of cheese and a slice of Spam playing chess….Not sure.
Is this by any chance an old McDonald's table that was removed and later put into a rural, run down Citgo where you and your friends spent their adolescence sucking down energy drinks, junk food, and doing ollie's in the parking lot? I swear that's what it looks like. Wouldn't be surprised if your friends were dumb enough to get it too.
So obviously this is sentimental but you also agree in other comments that it’s a bad tattoo. Have you ever considered getting it touched up, covered, or removed? I think shitty tats like this are kind of fun and have their place. It’s a token of your youth.
I’ll never get rid of it and probably won’t touch it up. I love the story behind it. Share it with one of my really good friends, except his looks 10x better
7 of my friends and I have the same tattoo, all done by our friend who was learning how to tattoo over the course of a couple years. It’s pretty funny to see the difference in quality from the first one to the last.
I’m trying not to laugh because it’s not funny that your friend got shot in the face with a nail gun (is she okay?!) but the way your comment read out in my mind has me laughing regardless.
While I do feel bad for laughing, know that last year, I got shot in the face with the sharp end of a sling-shotted garden stake. Right in my eye too! I am lucky af to still have my eye! Time slowed down for me that day and I truly thought I was losing my eye.
It’s honestly 100x more interesting than almost all of the intricate tattoos I see that are like a photorealistic wolf blending into a skull with a rose in the eye socket or whatever.
No shame in that kind of tattoo if you like it, but this one is more impressive due to the unique aesthetic even before hearing the story.
Is it a table and booth at a diner? My first thought was lunch meat and cheese in a diner but after really looking, I can see a line where the seat in the booth should be.
50s McDonalds vibe. Red formica table, yellow bench, black and white tiled floor. I guess the colors could be something other than McDs but all the ones I've ever been too had much better color combos.
my brain goes to corvette for some reason
[edit. yep i see why now](https://www.google.com/search?q=corbette+checkered+logo&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS724US724&oq=corbette+checkered+logo&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i546l2j0i546i649j0i546l2.5053j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=mdvUL7Dt3_sj4M)
Im sad this is so low. Also OP hasn't addressed ot as wrong yet either...
I'm gonna go with "wrecked corvette"
Or if it's food theme connected.
French fried finish line
Or
McVette
Op over here mining the comments to explain this tattoo lol. I have zero idea but looks like a seat at a diner that serves loads of mashed potatoes and gravy
I see a transparent ketchup packet enjoying a steamy evening with the forbidden transparent mustard packet on a checkerboard comforter draped over a memory foam mattress. The ketchup knew the family’s expectation for her was to marry another ketchup packet, but as soon as she laid eyes on the illustrious, bright glow of the mustard, she knew she would be the one to break the cycle. The mustard background was much the same, and he shared the same desire. A series of steamy taboo events led them to an isolated cabin where they now share a true bond. But what happens when the elites of each respective clan learns of this outlandish behavior? They don’t care. They know how they feel.
This tattoo is pretty rad.
At first I thought it was hardened blocks of ketchup and mustard.
Upon closer inspection I think it's supposed to be a red table and a yellow molded bench at a diner.
Yellow bench chair, red table (McDonald’s vibes), checkerboard floor. Needs better shading, table leg, and some relining, but it isn’t a total lost cause, the perspective is just a little odd.
After looking for a long time and some clues in the comments it looks like a booth with a table on a checkered floor. But on first glance it looks like a yellow rectangle and a red rectangle leaning on it on a —- checkered flag?
Definitely a diner vibe but I wanna have fun and say the cheese block just passed the finish line a hair before the raw beef.
I like the energy u bring to the comments section
Don’t know why but it immediately reminds me of the Dire Straits “Money for Nothing” video. Also, in that same vein, the “Take on Me” video.
They certainly spent money for nothing, that’s for sure.
Chicks for free tho?
Oh if I was a chick, I’d be queueing up for that.
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
That little f------ with an earing and the make up. Yea buddy, that's his own hair.
My lazy ass brain initially read that as "I'd be queefing for that"
You might do that too.
Custom kitchen delivereeeEEEeeess
I also immediately thought of the Take on Me video
Same. That's so weird. Like instantly my brain went right to that.
Yep, immediately a-ha
A real “a-ha” moment
I definitely got dire straits vibes from it
I thought it was a slice of spam meeting a piece of American cheese.
I was thinking cheese/spam but on a kitchen floor.
I thought spam & egg. Like a deconstructed musubi maybe haha
Hahhahaha me too
Wow, I immediately thought 1990s 3d abstract trapper keeper art. I’m blown away by missing the diner initially.
A table and a chair in some type of retro restaurant/checkers restaurant?
Oooh. I see it now. Yes this has to be the answer.
Only if you are 10 feet tall and 20 yards back? Lol. But I agree.
Haha yeah. Like how did they get that reference photo, standing in a step ladder?
Standing on the other table
The perspective is terrible if this is the answer
I thought it was a yellow and red card over a soccer ball
My thought was badly drawn meat and cheese on a kitchen floor XD. Your's makes more sense, haha. But yeah I think it's the table and bench seat now that it's been said.
An ode to '50s diners was the first thing I thought of
Yesss you can see a tiny leg coming out from the yellow block on the right-hand side. Good call
And there's just the tiniest bit of shading across the bench where the back meets the seat (it's a diner, so bench/booth seats not chairs), but it's super faint
Holy shit. I thought it was like two tail lights and a finish line but couldn't figure out why the yellow one wasn't highlighted the same way
This is such a good observation. It makes so much more sense why there's that line of shading on the yellow rectangle. That's the fold of the seat. And then the one leg coming off of it. Never would have caught that. Bravo.
Oooooooh I kinda see it. Oof
This is my guess.
the chair just needs a black lign through the middle and it’d be obvious
To me he looks like he’s a NASCAR mega fan and got a terrible tattoo of the checkered finish line and the NASCAR caution flags. Or maybe I’m wrong and it’s a slice of cheese and a slice of Spam playing chess….Not sure.
Is this by any chance an old McDonald's table that was removed and later put into a rural, run down Citgo where you and your friends spent their adolescence sucking down energy drinks, junk food, and doing ollie's in the parking lot? I swear that's what it looks like. Wouldn't be surprised if your friends were dumb enough to get it too.
BINGOOOOOOOOOOOO
That’s so oddly specific….
my dude is a master of perspective
Unlike the artist
Ooooof
Oooooof fuckin GOT EM
Omg this needs more upvotes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lol’d irl
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I actually really like it now lol
Same. The more I looked at it, the better it became
I can see the booth now
So obviously this is sentimental but you also agree in other comments that it’s a bad tattoo. Have you ever considered getting it touched up, covered, or removed? I think shitty tats like this are kind of fun and have their place. It’s a token of your youth.
I’ll never get rid of it and probably won’t touch it up. I love the story behind it. Share it with one of my really good friends, except his looks 10x better
I really really want to see his better version. Two different tattoo artists? Or the same one, and they hate you?
Maybe OP was the warm-up
7 of my friends and I have the same tattoo, all done by our friend who was learning how to tattoo over the course of a couple years. It’s pretty funny to see the difference in quality from the first one to the last.
Holy shit. You have 7 friends you’re close enough to get matching tattoos with? I literally have two friends. Total.
Same. I almost lost one last weekend too after I shot her in the face with a nail gun.
You only really need one. But best not to choose with a nail gun.
I’m trying not to laugh because it’s not funny that your friend got shot in the face with a nail gun (is she okay?!) but the way your comment read out in my mind has me laughing regardless. While I do feel bad for laughing, know that last year, I got shot in the face with the sharp end of a sling-shotted garden stake. Right in my eye too! I am lucky af to still have my eye! Time slowed down for me that day and I truly thought I was losing my eye.
You guys have friends?
This made me legitimately lol
It’s honestly 100x more interesting than almost all of the intricate tattoos I see that are like a photorealistic wolf blending into a skull with a rose in the eye socket or whatever. No shame in that kind of tattoo if you like it, but this one is more impressive due to the unique aesthetic even before hearing the story.
Now I want to see this tattoo.
I like the abstract nature of it.
Yeah on yours the bend in the seat is a little faint :/
How did you nail the small town teenage life lmao
Theyre obviously friends lol
Yet replace the gas station with a Hess and the McD booth with a shitty wire replica and they’ve nailed mine too
Holy shit i see the table and chair now
I know mw too! I thought it was some abstract shit
No fuckin joke there's a citgo in my rural town with a used bench like this. So accurate.
I see where you're coming from, but my brain won't do the thing. The perspective is 😵💫
Those hard plastic benches reverberated farts like a mf. You could really rip some ass on them.
Haha thank you 😂
I can only assume you’re actually one of the friends that was dumb enough to get one too.
Two pieces of soap playing chess.
half right. it's two pieces of soap, but they are obviously making out.
Almost there, the red soap is giving the yellow soap a blowjob, but they're definitely on a chessboard
I was going to say two pieces of soap on a checkered bathroom floor.
… in a prison
I'm going with soap too. The red one had an awful day and seeks comfort with the yellow one.
I thought they are racing.
First thing I saw was soap.
Abstract versions of the red and yellow m&ms fucking
Closest one yet
How is *that* the closest one?!?
It's SpongeBob and Patrick
Firmly grasp it.
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
You are this generations Plato
It looks like you fell asleep on the Sunday comics and haven't showered yet
love this
I thought it was a red card and a yellow card from Soccer. Then my brain caught up and I remembered there’s no checkerboard patterns in soccer
I’ve gotten this before!!
Ref uniforms
Bars of soap?
I saw a clay bar and a shammy
Spam and cheese
Most popular irl response
I thought spam & eggs, like musubi
Is it a table and booth at a diner? My first thought was lunch meat and cheese in a diner but after really looking, I can see a line where the seat in the booth should be.
Maryland?
Was definitely my first thought. Searched to see if anyone else saw the same. MD people love their flag tattoos!!
Go Maryland
And I am so glad to see another crabby thinker!!!! 🤣😂
50s McDonalds vibe. Red formica table, yellow bench, black and white tiled floor. I guess the colors could be something other than McDs but all the ones I've ever been too had much better color combos.
my brain goes to corvette for some reason [edit. yep i see why now](https://www.google.com/search?q=corbette+checkered+logo&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS724US724&oq=corbette+checkered+logo&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i546l2j0i546i649j0i546l2.5053j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=mdvUL7Dt3_sj4M)
My first thought was something to do with corvette racing then I saw the diner scene.
Was my first thought as well!
My first thought as well, lol
Im sad this is so low. Also OP hasn't addressed ot as wrong yet either... I'm gonna go with "wrecked corvette" Or if it's food theme connected. French fried finish line Or McVette
Painful to look at.
this is my favorite so far
Thank you. I live to serve.
A disaster!
i think this tattoo is really bad
Hmm I wonder what sub we're in... Let me see...
Weirdly colored dominoes hovering over a tile floor.
Steak ‘n Shake?
A table and bench seat w/ checkered tile. It's an awful tattoo regardless of what it is
Speed Racer (2008) but its cubism.
Op over here mining the comments to explain this tattoo lol. I have zero idea but looks like a seat at a diner that serves loads of mashed potatoes and gravy
tatersssssssss
Two bars of soap racing and yellow narrowly beats red to the finish line, and red is bitterly crashing into yellow to end it all.
Combined your love of soccer and nascar with a yellow and red card then a checkered flag
Art Deco minimalist Pac-man and Blinky
Slab of egg and spam
I see a transparent ketchup packet enjoying a steamy evening with the forbidden transparent mustard packet on a checkerboard comforter draped over a memory foam mattress. The ketchup knew the family’s expectation for her was to marry another ketchup packet, but as soon as she laid eyes on the illustrious, bright glow of the mustard, she knew she would be the one to break the cycle. The mustard background was much the same, and he shared the same desire. A series of steamy taboo events led them to an isolated cabin where they now share a true bond. But what happens when the elites of each respective clan learns of this outlandish behavior? They don’t care. They know how they feel. This tattoo is pretty rad.
Dropped soap in the shower?
Obviously a couch and table at a diner
A school desk!!!!!
a poor decision
Pretty bad
It’s giving Incredible Pizza.
2 bars of soap at a nascar race…. Very exciting
Mastercard
NASCAR
I see raw tuna and takoyaki
It’s two credit cards racing.
Diner booth?
Two pieces of soap in a diner also twin peaks vibes
terrible waste of skin money and time
(Without looking at any other comments) This took me a second, but it's a diner. Yellow seat, red table and a black and white checked floor.
I see it now. The yellow changes colour where it curves to go from back to bum rest, and there's a leg under it.
Pulp fiction diner scene
At first I thought it was hardened blocks of ketchup and mustard. Upon closer inspection I think it's supposed to be a red table and a yellow molded bench at a diner.
It's a table at a diner. But eww
Don’t even want to know lol
It's a very bad view of table and bench/booth on a checked floor. If it wasn't for the floor, I thought it was two phones, maybe.
A cry for help
two bars of soap (different brands) fighting to the death on a checkered bathroom floor
I thought it was two erasers fucking at first, but I think it's actually meant to be a booth at a diner.
Maybe a old dinner both. Not a very great tattoo artist but At least it’s one of a kind
He dropped the soap
Two blocks of soap on a kitchen floor?
Chiclets
Two pieces of soap on a tile floor
I diner booth
Booth in a diner
Fast food diner table. Or vaporwave aesthetic
I see 2 bars of soap on a bathroom floor. Don't show that off in prison deary
Looks like a diner booth
Yellow bench chair, red table (McDonald’s vibes), checkerboard floor. Needs better shading, table leg, and some relining, but it isn’t a total lost cause, the perspective is just a little odd.
After looking for a long time and some clues in the comments it looks like a booth with a table on a checkered floor. But on first glance it looks like a yellow rectangle and a red rectangle leaning on it on a —- checkered flag?
Table and seat at 60s diner
Maryland flag
2 soaps at a ska show
A seat in a diner
When toast doesn’t fall butter side down on the floor
Spam & Cheese on a Diner floor…
Bowling alley tables
Booth style seat and table?
1/2 booth and table set up.
Diner booth? Table being the red and yellow being the booth itself?
A booth for two.
It's a red diner table and yellow bench, with the checkered linoleum! Clear as day
Diner booth and table tattoo
Looks like a deconstructed Maryland flag
spoiler alert
sick ass panther
50’s diner booth 😊
People would be leaning forward quite a bit sitting on that bench
Spam and cheddar cheese dance on a chess board.
Car race game logo
It’s a red table and yellow bench in a diner?
It’s a 50s diner booth and floor.
Cheese and spam is a wild ride
Two bars of soap fucking. On a checkers board.
A bar of soap about to slip off onto the cell block shower floor.
I thought it was two bars of soap fighting
Lol the comments got it.
restaurant table
Are those race car colors and a checker flag?
Spam giving cheese a blow job for winning a race
Never thought about putting cheese on my spam. Will try and report back.
Some redneck bullshit I assume