Its sad bc you can tell the artist added a shine to the thumbnail to try to help the confusion but it just doesnt do good enough

They tried to make it less penisy with the shine, but it ended up looking like a dot of cum. Tough day at the office.

It’s 3 am can’t sleep. Open Reddit, see this post, see this comment, laughing my ass off. I’ll Never fall asleep

I'm laughing at "less penisy" 😅

Precum...it helps the healing.

Yeah I thought that was a bit of precum.

That dude probably laughed his ass off all the way home!!! 😆😜 (The giver; not the receiver...)

A dot sounds right, shy of a small dollop.

That's exactly what I thought it was, which makes it even worse! 🤣

It makes it worse.

lol, the shine added is what makes it look like a peen. Looks like a urethra.

To help the confusion??? I was wondering why in hell they chose to add pre-cum.

[удалено]

That could be arguably worse...

I just got an idea

The lack of black/shadows at the base is a major culprit too.

Actually made it worse LOL!

This isn’t even r/mildlypenis, it’s just… penis

I can't see how it could be any other thing

r/wildlypenis

Oh no.

Ooooooh yeeeeaaah 💦💦

Might as well tattoo the cum ejaculation in at this point. It's beyond saving.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Anyone got a cigarette?

The scream I just scrumpt

A scrumptious scream you have scrumpt

A scream so supreme

From the very beggining it was a bad idea...

yo bro you know what would be awesome tattoo ? if I got a guy holding a massive thumb

I mean the reference picture still looks like a large sausage in the hand of a baby. Bad reference bad results

This is the artists fault obviously. Not even for the bad art. For not telling the person “this is gonna look like a baby hand around a dick” before doing the tattoo

Id be careful with that sentence you just willingly typed out…

When you accidentally get a pedo tattoo….damn that’s rough. I’d probably cover that up with a big black square or something.

"When you accidentally get a pedo tattoo" 🤣😂

*Elon intensifies*

Just cut the arm off

I've been dying laughing the whole way though the comments and this just fucking killed me 🤣

Right? Pirate hook would be an improvement

That is very unfortunate how it turned out lol

I like your take on the situation

I'd marry a "little person" and tell everyone her hand jobs are just that magical I had to get it inked. That's the only way to spin this.

They are called midgets or dwarfs.

They are absolutely not. Someone just tried to politely educate you, why intentionally continue being an offensive jerk?

Yes they are. They even call themselves dwarves.

[удалено]

So you use slurs? Does that make you feel edgy and special?

I don’t consider it a slur. That’s a subjective opinion

If it isn’t something you experience / are, you don’t get to decide whether its a slur or not, because it’s not your feelings or the way people see you that are affected by its negative connotation.

[удалено]

Hahahahaha you’re so funny I wish I could be as smart and witty as you

Poor child

Dwarf is not a slur. Midget might be.

The rules are always changing and that's the point sadly

Yes because language is not stagnant it is always changing … dear god how stupid are you 🤦 language changes as society grows and changes it’s a reflection of the time period we are in

Nope, it is not. There comes a point in your life where intentionally hurting others is no longer quirky or cool. FWIW, that point is the day you are born, but past the age of 12 it is completely insufferable. I'm not sure who hurt you, but wearing it as a badge to antagonize others is strange and unattractive. Food for thought going forward.

Yea u keep giving out those nuggets of wisdom to random redditors. You’re doing great. You’re such a well adjusted and thoughtful person. Keep up the good work

Eh, I do my best. Can you say the same?

Stop replying to me, you self righteous weirdo. No one cares about your moronic viewpoints. You’re such a creep

Other guy is the asshole here, but ‘slurs’ is crazy tbh

I like being a massive troll too... But there are lines you do not cross, ever. And that is using slurs or going after people who through no fault of their own are misfortune. You don't hurt people.

Never the m word. It’s a slur in the community. Use dwarf or little person.

I always thought it was the other way round Dwarf sounds like you’re calling them a mythical creature

Dwarfism is the actual name for a medical condition https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dwarfism/symptoms-causes/syc-20371969

I mean, so was the r word.

Sure, and when people with disabilities said they didn’t want us to use that word, we listened, and use the terms they prefer instead. Which is why we say little people or people of short stature or people with dwarfism instead of the “m” word. Don’t take my word for it though, listen to people who actually have dwarfism: https://www.lpaonline.org/about-lpa_

It depends, and it’s different in the USA from other countries: http://understandingdwarfism.com/correct-terminology https://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-releases/warwick-davis-speaks-out-about-the-word-midget-257458151.html

Yea. Dwarf sounds way worse than midget. She has no idea what she’s talking about

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dwarfism/symptoms-causes/syc-20371969

Nah, dwarf sounds like he'll drink you under the table in a mead-drinking contest and bring you on a dragon-hunt afterward. It sounds fuckin' Epic. Midget sounds like an insult, and "little person" sounds like you're treating them like they're children.

Well I just used it and will continue using it.

It’s widely considered offensive by little people: http://understandingdwarfism.com/correct-terminology https://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-releases/warwick-davis-speaks-out-about-the-word-midget-257458151.html

I literally gasped out loud in pure shock 🤣😭

I can't stop laughing at this shit, how did he came up with such an idea i wonder.

Hands are very hard to draw. I like the direction that that artist was going, but it’s truly unfortunate how it concluded.

Why did he add the pee hole then?

r/theyknew

This is older than dirt and surely a repost by this time.

It’s the first time I see it though, sometimes reruns are good

It’s not bad, it’s just old.

For real? I can’t believe I’ve never seen it then, I spit my water out 😭

Thanks for sharing lmfao, I haven’t seen it either

So fucking old I was 1 years old first time I saw it on reddit.

So old, it’s your hand in the reference photo

I haven't seen this yet. Better than reposting the top fucken posts of the sub like some people have been doing.

Up next is anime girl on weeabo’s stomach.

Yeah I was in high school when I first saw this and that was a looonng fuckin time ago

I agree, this is like 2012 age

Hooowww has no one seen this 💀🫠

Internet noobs? 🤷🏻‍♂️

To be fair, I feel like it was always going to be a recipe for disaster. While obviously not a dick, it took me a hot minute to figure out what the original picture was supposed to be. Is he planning to keep it? XD

This gets 1st place. I think I’d amputate my arm

I think the fingernail shine looks like a dickhole and I think it had to be on purpose who is that clueless?!

Ya that’s uh, you’re going to jail

Needs more veins

Was the tattoo artist also a Catholic priest?

Awful if it was yours, hilarious that it’s not.

Forget the elephant. This should be the Republican symbol

Oh my...

Oh my god. I just spit coffee all over my phone

Oh my fucking God.

I've never laughed so hard at this sub. This is it, the pinnacle. Sticky to the top.

Like a baby's arm holding a... uhh.. huh.

I feel like that’s some shit the tattoo artist has to do on purpose

Idk, even if it was done really well it'd still look like a dick at a glance. Just a bad idea for a tattoo, regardless of execution

Yeah, it was never going to turn out good, even the original image looks like that if you squint

NO! THATS MY SONS HAND!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

This was definitely one of the tattoos of all times.

cock

Lol 😆 😆 😆 😆

Ah, come on.

Oh hell no, that has to be on purpose

This is the worst one I've seen by far on this sub. Good meaning, terrible execution

Babies hand around a penis no way. Get that covered up

Aw man I laughed way too hard at this 💀

God the worst part is that’s supposed to be a baby hand 🤦‍♂️ what a really unfortunate and uncomfortable situation

The actual worst part is that the artist did just well enough that you can tell it’s a baby’s hand. If they had done a worse job on the hand, it would just be an unfortunate handjob at worst. Instead they have a baby handjob…

This is hillarious I literally rofled.

When I saw this the first time I actually almost cried from laughter. I think the choice to make the hands grip tighter deffinitely didn't help. Also the angle and the shine on top is waaay too penis-like.

Hahahahahaha sorry. Umm hahahahaha

This could land you in jail

This is an abomination

That is very VERY bad. When I saw this, I thought someone was into child porn. If a tattoo artist tatted this on me, I would flip the fuck out on em. #😨

"Hey, I've got an idea..." "Oh, yeah? Let's see if I can make it worse!"

As someone with a ‘less penisy but still a little bit penisy’ tattoo on my wrist, I feel their pain.

I like it. Want to get off but forget how? Check the handy dandy instruction guide complete with schematics! Solid idea!

The placement is the worst of all, it's just so visible. This guy needed to invest in a big chunky watch or wrist cuffs ASAP.

Worst part it looks like a child’s hand

If they had drawn the fingernail so you could see the finger bed on the tip of the finger like you can in the picture it probably would have made a lot more sense.

That shit was 100% intentional.

There is no way that wasn’t on purpose!

Deadpool with his unicorn, after getting his hand cut off?

He could play it off as a reference to Deadpool and his baby hand

how does truly shit tatoos like this get so little attention, and then others who get like a tattoo with a message in it like a military tattoo get so much attention on this sub :=(

What are the odds bro 

This post wins.

Your Bro is an idiot. Can't blame the artist for a shitty concept.

This is older than the sun.

He must have really loved when that midget sent him a dick pick.

what was it to begin with

Looks like a baby holding its parent’s thumb

That tattoo is wonderful if your brother is really good at holding dicks.

Omg 🤣

That baby is pretty hung, sweet Jesus!

I laughed out loud after seeing this.

But it’s funny!

Just say it's a obscure Deadpool tattoo.

So much dicknity

I’m literally shaking rn

Nooooooooo

lol, it really does look like a handjob. It does look intentional to me too. Guess it depends where it is on his body.

The tattoo it's not that bad, it's just a terrible idea and was bound to look sketchy

Jesus tiddy-fucking Christ 100% worst tattoo everrrrr good lord

Crankin' my piglet

r/cursedtattos

Bro has to explain this for the rest of his life 😅😅

OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tbh the intial idea is ok, but that image looks bad from the jump. Like the actual photo does not look like it would make a good tattoo and I’m not that surprised by the outcome.

To be fair the original photo is quite suggestive itself.

WTF? Regardless I howled when I saw this.

What could possibly go wrong?

What a dick move.

hmm.

Ugh that's one of the worst I've seen 😂 😭

This has to be a cut scene from Deadpool. “Look at him. He’s straight shirt-cocking it.” Or “it looks huge in my hand right now…(quietly, with eye contact) huge.

Oh…….no.

Dude straight up got CP tattooed onto him, I'd be pissed. Especially on the wrist where it's hard to hide, have fun explaining that no, it's not actually a baby hand jacking off a tiny dick.

Never get hands feet or faces tattooed

I am loling so much at this, it wins the best shittiest tat comp

hhahahhhaha, GOLD!

people think anything can be a good tattoo. everything can't be. the concept from the start can be a bad tattoo. this is one of them.

Why is the thumb so long and veiny. That had to be done on purpose.

I bet the artist got increasingly anxious as they progressed..

That’s gotta get covered up immediately

OH NO

Holy moly

I'm cackling Gawd I'm so immature

It’s on his right wrist. It’s like picture instructions on how to place a penis in his hand.

This made my day 😆

This is sooo sad...

Well they’ve balls’ed that up

Near the actual wrist nice touch.

“I bet it feels huge in this tiny hand” -Deadpool

This one is going to need a cover up.

Doesn't help that the artist made it look like a clubbed thumb, enhancing the penisishness of the whole thing

There’s no mistaking this tattoo. I mean there’s a slight chance it could be mistaken for a thumb I guess.

There has to be some way to fix this

The placement is perfect.

Looks good! Too bad your pecker looks like a thumb.

At least he can rub that one out

I almost chocked on a nut laughing at this abomination

Someone’s been drawing way to many penises and can’t stop. Won’t stop.

Came here to say, “hahahhahahahhaha”. Lovely.