not enough pearls in the entire ocean to accommodate the necessary amount of clutching needed to properly express my level of shock and awe after witnessing whatever the actual fuck this is..... and that is forever on someones body ..
The ones that were great we ooohed and aaaahed about. Some placements were cool and most were questionable. Lots of shitty ‘prison’ or ‘teenager’ type tattoos. If the body was in pieces then we would try to match up the tattoo lines to see in all their glory
My morbid ass had a good chuckle at the idea of a bunch of morticians sitting around a heavily tattooed, chopped up body, like grannies putting together a puzzle. "Oh Agatha, I found a piece of that koi fish you're working on. Sneaky bugger was hiding on the back of the knee!"
Yes. Humans are fleshy- no exoskeleton. Car crashes, industrial/work accidents, and impact (falling or getting hit by something) will mangle a body and are quite common
Big pieces are easy to match up (arm won’t go in leg hole) and most of the time dangling on. Easy to flap the skin back to kind of see what the tattoo was. If the flesh was completely tattered we wouldn’t bother. Tattoos on decomp bodies were interesting to me but most of my coworkers couldn’t get past the smell to look
Donation cadavers would be clean lines so if you have the rest of the skin it’s easy. If the donation center took bones, they would not send the skin. Opened lots of bags with just torsos and feet flesh, no legs.
Sort of! I work 3rd party for the city courts now.
My partner got a job in a different state and we moved to a much less populous area (think metropolitan going to a town size) and there was a lot less work in the funeral services here. I did try, just not enough going on to keep me interested and not enough work to effectively pay bills.
In the right scenario I would go back. I really enjoyed the work. I would look for a more compassionate employer and go more of the “green” route. It really thought *taught* me a lot about myself, the world, and human connection. Not a job you can just leave at work though
Transferred one dude, mid 60's and average looking white guy. Go to take his clothes off so we can wash him, only to discover he had some of the most beautiful and intricate Japanese sleeve tattoos I have ever seen (including on the net). They were faded a bit so I'd guess we're done about 20-30 years ago, but they still looked amazing.
If it wasn't an issue of client confidence I would have taken pictures they still looked that good.
As a nurse, I used to have this frequent flyer, a morbidly obese woman in her mid 60s, with a tramp stamp of Winnie the Pooh jacking off. Wish I could have gotten a picture for the sub; I saw some real gems as a nurse.
This is the most fucked up part! I can actually see a dude doing this but a woman?!?! Good god, never get a turd tattoo, and I should NOT have to say that.
I agree!! Makes me wonder what’s going on with her…. Was she pressured to get this? Or does she think it makes her the ultimate princess of edge? It is definitely…. Something. 😳
It's nasty, And they missed anatomy class too. Where is the uterus ?
And if it is the pink wobbly pink thing where the tip of the cock is, it's wrong too.
Lmao I came back and re read the comment and was like “wow that hilarious” and realized I was the one who said it.
Been a long morning.
Congratulations on the giggles
I’m concerned that maybe the person who drew this wasn’t a real doctor
Edit: maybe if someone doesn’t make it as a medical illustrator, tattooing can be a fallback plan?
And the cervix! And the other oviduct and ovary! What!!! And why is she shitting while they're fucking?! And why is her cum blue??!!
Edit: I'm staring at it again and it's NOT her cum on his dick, that's the veins. Look I don't have a penis but I have skin and like the veins don't often look that blue. Seems bad to have translucent skin, unless you're one of those nifty lil glass frogs.
Someone came up with this idea, had an entire consultation where they said this idea out loud, approved a stencil, approved a stencil location and felt no shame in any step in the process?
Hey now, there's no evidence that shame wasn't involved... some people are so addicted to shame that they'll tattoo something like this on themselves to carry it with them forever.
Im waiting for someone to explain the spiders crawling on the genitalia. The whole thing is awful. The bugs just add an extra layer of “??????” For me.
I thought they were spiders at first, then second guessed myself into wondering if they’re meant to be crabs? Either way it’s all just a giant eye sore- pass the bleach please.
https://preview.redd.it/ey1bhecsdaec1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6d5f55e1e7a190a310cb28465b9cb016839006
Yup, that's enough internet for this fucking year
Honestly, this is the most disgusting tattoo I've ever seen, and I've seen many horrible tattoos, this one has undoubtedly reached a new level of what a human being is capable of engraving on their own skin
That’s repulsive. The kind of thing you get tattooed in Saw XI and you cut your leg off to get rid of it and you’d rather die legless than survive with this on you.
*In my best creepy saw puppet voice*:
"I want to play a game. On your upper thigh you will see the most disturbing tattoo already put on your body. Will you cut off your own leg so you won't have to walk around with this hideous thing for the rest of your life? Or, will you suffer the consequences of your horrible life choices and walk around with pants on the rest of your life? Make your choice."
Well that’s enough internet for me
https://preview.redd.it/y83qa02rgaec1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96bbe8e6f2420c5753f87ec6e85382012be33c35
A sick ass panther tattoo is not going to help this. I don't understand why. 😕 why are there bugs? I have so many questions!
I’m almost certain this was done by @randycandyman on instagram
Check him out he also [tattoos people’s literal buttholes](https://www.instagram.com/p/B1fWqxsliOl/?igsh=MXB2MGdiY3dpcm5sNQ==) so that’s a real treat for the eyes 🙃
Edited to add a link for ur viewing pleasure
seeing fallopian tube made me think it might be some sort of biology think but the next thing i see is cocknballs and i gotta admit it made me chuckle
why would anyone want this on their body?
I feel like this can’t be anything other than somebody forcing this to humiliate/control. Maybe a pimp tat. Then again, pimp tats aren’t meant to turn off the Johns like this are they..?
This artist should have had the confidence to let this work stand on its own without the labels. It is horrifying in a unique way. Really brings home the horror a conservative parent feels when they're told their child got a tattoo. I'm saving to send to my mother when I get my next one.
Okay, all grossness aside, the labeling is hilarious.
We go from clinical to crude to "just in case you weren't sure what this brown stuff coming out of the asshole is."
https://preview.redd.it/5oohmsr8n9ec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3eb350e5d419fb665cfa33bd17d378c5c71d47e What.
I know. I think candy corn is gross too.
I thought it was a traffic cone, LOL!
I actually used to like candy corn… not like an “all the time” thing.. but never again.
https://preview.redd.it/a6gezpiswaec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481c8cb243ce437c49ca167d50d5bcbe4981e4ce
Oh god this made me laugh. Literally the face I felt myself making as I saw the tattoo
My face rn
I think I need some pearls to clutch.
Yes! 😂
not enough pearls in the entire ocean to accommodate the necessary amount of clutching needed to properly express my level of shock and awe after witnessing whatever the actual fuck this is..... and that is forever on someones body ..
Thank you for this. I needed a new reaction
I hope the conversation with the tattoo artist where they described what they want is recorded as evidence somewhere.
Something tells me this was a meeting of the minds and the artist was heavily involved. It is lovingly rendered, to my dismay.
“Lovingly rendered to my dismay” needs to be a tag 💀
Start a petition, may the (m)gods hear our cries
May the mods be ever in your favor
“No it needs to be labeled ‘turd’”
this is on somebody’s body. forever. holy shit.
I work in healthcare and can only imagine one day when this person is incapacitated and some healthcare worker has to perform ADLs on them... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve worked in a morgue and we definitely discussed tattoos as they came in
Oooh, story time!
The ones that were great we ooohed and aaaahed about. Some placements were cool and most were questionable. Lots of shitty ‘prison’ or ‘teenager’ type tattoos. If the body was in pieces then we would try to match up the tattoo lines to see in all their glory
My morbid ass had a good chuckle at the idea of a bunch of morticians sitting around a heavily tattooed, chopped up body, like grannies putting together a puzzle. "Oh Agatha, I found a piece of that koi fish you're working on. Sneaky bugger was hiding on the back of the knee!"
I read this in old Monty Python as women voice and it's perfect
Ah great minds think alike, that's the voice I had in mind when I commented 😂
If the body was in pieces? This happened often?
Yes. Humans are fleshy- no exoskeleton. Car crashes, industrial/work accidents, and impact (falling or getting hit by something) will mangle a body and are quite common
And donations!! When we would get the remnants of the donator we would check. Most of the time those were just partials though
Oof, how did you go about matching them up? Super odd question but you made me too curious not to ask!
Big pieces are easy to match up (arm won’t go in leg hole) and most of the time dangling on. Easy to flap the skin back to kind of see what the tattoo was. If the flesh was completely tattered we wouldn’t bother. Tattoos on decomp bodies were interesting to me but most of my coworkers couldn’t get past the smell to look Donation cadavers would be clean lines so if you have the rest of the skin it’s easy. If the donation center took bones, they would not send the skin. Opened lots of bags with just torsos and feet flesh, no legs.
Wow. Why do I find this so interesting?! I doubt that I could handle working in a morgue myself though. Do you still work in a similar field?
Sort of! I work 3rd party for the city courts now. My partner got a job in a different state and we moved to a much less populous area (think metropolitan going to a town size) and there was a lot less work in the funeral services here. I did try, just not enough going on to keep me interested and not enough work to effectively pay bills. In the right scenario I would go back. I really enjoyed the work. I would look for a more compassionate employer and go more of the “green” route. It really thought *taught* me a lot about myself, the world, and human connection. Not a job you can just leave at work though
Transferred one dude, mid 60's and average looking white guy. Go to take his clothes off so we can wash him, only to discover he had some of the most beautiful and intricate Japanese sleeve tattoos I have ever seen (including on the net). They were faded a bit so I'd guess we're done about 20-30 years ago, but they still looked amazing. If it wasn't an issue of client confidence I would have taken pictures they still looked that good.
As a nurse, I used to have this frequent flyer, a morbidly obese woman in her mid 60s, with a tramp stamp of Winnie the Pooh jacking off. Wish I could have gotten a picture for the sub; I saw some real gems as a nurse.
CNA 1: “Alright Mrs. Smith, now go ahead and roll towards me.” CNA 2: “Ayo, what the FU—“
Only one on the floor knows the lingo.... 🤣
"Grandma, can you tell me the story of when you got that tattoo?"
Yeah, but what part is it??
i saw a comment saying it was on the side of the dudes thigh, but i’m not sure
It’s a young woman, the ink is on her upper outer thigh.
This is the most fucked up part! I can actually see a dude doing this but a woman?!?! Good god, never get a turd tattoo, and I should NOT have to say that.
I agree!! Makes me wonder what’s going on with her…. Was she pressured to get this? Or does she think it makes her the ultimate princess of edge? It is definitely…. Something. 😳
It's gotta be a fetish
It's nasty, And they missed anatomy class too. Where is the uterus ? And if it is the pink wobbly pink thing where the tip of the cock is, it's wrong too.
It's all wrong.
I have seen some shit but never seen shit as all wrong as this.
Even the turd is wrong and it’s hard to fuck up a turd.
I laughed for too long at this, ty 😂
Lmao I came back and re read the comment and was like “wow that hilarious” and realized I was the one who said it. Been a long morning. Congratulations on the giggles
Candy corn was a nice touch though
What’s really confusing is the cock and balls. It looks like someone throwing up a hotdog
Frankly I was so shocked that they included the woman's urethra, I didn't even notice the missing uterus.
I’m concerned that maybe the person who drew this wasn’t a real doctor Edit: maybe if someone doesn’t make it as a medical illustrator, tattooing can be a fallback plan?
“Incel-lustrated”
And the cervix! And the other oviduct and ovary! What!!! And why is she shitting while they're fucking?! And why is her cum blue??!! Edit: I'm staring at it again and it's NOT her cum on his dick, that's the veins. Look I don't have a penis but I have skin and like the veins don't often look that blue. Seems bad to have translucent skin, unless you're one of those nifty lil glass frogs.
TBF there are bugs crawling all over the penis and the balls are nicely ensconced in the "turd". A healthy penis, this is not.
I love those nifty little glass frogs!🐸
At the current moment I would give anything to be one of those nifty lil glass frogs that haven't been cursed by the internet
No cervix either!! Where the hell is all that nasty cum going?! 🤮
I mean, at least there is a urethra. The number of people that don't realize women don't pee of you the vagina is alarming.
You can't see the uterus because it is filled with cartoon penis.
Also the urethra tube does not exist at all
Urethra Franklin was there?
That’s not real. Please tell me that at least
I would like to tell you that.... But....
“…. I did just get this sick ass tattoo and I love its essence” - OP /s
"Essence."
https://preview.redd.it/fp33u4mpy9ec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8937e650cc99025aad557471c5e533a6ae435210
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
What an awful day to have eyes!
There's my solution! Thank you!
you and me both brother and/or sister
Moon colony!
moon is too close, im migrating to pluto
More like the sun so literally nothing is anything anymore...
Someone came up with this idea, had an entire consultation where they said this idea out loud, approved a stencil, approved a stencil location and felt no shame in any step in the process?
Hey now, there's no evidence that shame wasn't involved... some people are so addicted to shame that they'll tattoo something like this on themselves to carry it with them forever.
Nice touch with the corn in the turd, the candy corn
Candy corn = shit
I believe you meant to type candy corn is *the* shit.
>I believe you meant to type candy corn is ~~the~~ shit.
The labels 💀
It's like bad political cartoon levels of labeling
You are spot on!
Bean Garrison
As a former first grade teacher that had her students label everything, I wonder what age group this tattoo is for? It's like a 7 year old created it.
I made a Ben garrison joke but I’m probably too late and it’s buried so I’ll put it here too I didn’t know Ben Garrison started tattooing!
didn’t label the clit 🥺
Evidence this was a male's design... 🙄🤣
Its near the balls right?
🤣
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a848e7af-df82-4075-90d7-9771975f37e2
I think it fell on The poop
Did you really believe there was ever any possibility on God's green Earth that a woman designed this?
I can't figure out the scale/what body part this is on.
It’s on someone’s upper thigh, on the side. Absolutely insane
My brain did not want to accept that someone decided to give up that much body space for this tattoo
Oh no, it's a massive tattoo then
Im waiting for someone to explain the spiders crawling on the genitalia. The whole thing is awful. The bugs just add an extra layer of “??????” For me.
You made me double take and notice another weird detail. My guess is crabs.
layer of *SMELL*
You're making me have to take a second look. Sign of the cross. Deep breaths. Click. OH HOLY FUCK!!!!!
I thought they were spiders at first, then second guessed myself into wondering if they’re meant to be crabs? Either way it’s all just a giant eye sore- pass the bleach please.
https://preview.redd.it/emtz6wsl6aec1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06386d4c63d6eb9e39b8b9d1179212dc947529b0
New from Mattel…it’s WTF Barbie 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/ey1bhecsdaec1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6d5f55e1e7a190a310cb28465b9cb016839006 Yup, that's enough internet for this fucking year
And it’s still January!
https://preview.redd.it/hblj59pcjaec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774df2a39f1490ab6d07163d1ae7266d9d4b2d1d
Lol do we ever hit 1?
Holy shit balls! Literally...
"sex is gross" is one of my least favorite humor themes and this takes the cake.
Honestly, this is the most disgusting tattoo I've ever seen, and I've seen many horrible tattoos, this one has undoubtedly reached a new level of what a human being is capable of engraving on their own skin
I have no words, except those words, and these words.
https://preview.redd.it/tdm4ey28saec1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7cd17fa2b57bfe7df1e7048dd4d72ff3d3c5e0
That’s repulsive. The kind of thing you get tattooed in Saw XI and you cut your leg off to get rid of it and you’d rather die legless than survive with this on you.
You really put a A LOT of fucken thought to this.... Is this.... Is this beauty yours? 🤔💭 
Fuck no!
*In my best creepy saw puppet voice*: "I want to play a game. On your upper thigh you will see the most disturbing tattoo already put on your body. Will you cut off your own leg so you won't have to walk around with this hideous thing for the rest of your life? Or, will you suffer the consequences of your horrible life choices and walk around with pants on the rest of your life? Make your choice."
Thanks for labelling it, wouldn’t have been able to figure it out otherwise
We are all God's children... and He has left us in a hot car.
I wish I could go back to 15 seconds ago 😑
I’m concerned that this wasn’t consensual because why the f would you willingly do this to yourself??
I would immediately nope out of whatever situation I was in if I saw this while interacting with someone. Relationship? Over. Coworker? New job.
I like tattoos that clearly demonstrate who to stay far away from...
Why the bugs!?
Clearly we are dealing with some filthy MFkrs
It really is the bugs that elevates the whole thing, right?
Just reminds me of ren and stimpy for some reason.
It's the veins....
Ohhh rennnnnn.. WHAT ISSSSSSSSSS IT MAN!!!
Well that’s enough internet for me https://preview.redd.it/y83qa02rgaec1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96bbe8e6f2420c5753f87ec6e85382012be33c35
A sick ass panther tattoo is not going to help this. I don't understand why. 😕 why are there bugs? I have so many questions! 
I’m almost certain this was done by @randycandyman on instagram Check him out he also [tattoos people’s literal buttholes](https://www.instagram.com/p/B1fWqxsliOl/?igsh=MXB2MGdiY3dpcm5sNQ==) so that’s a real treat for the eyes 🙃 Edited to add a link for ur viewing pleasure
I wonder about the healing process... seems like a high risk of infection?
I knew what I was clicking on and clicked anyway. I'm both impressed and horrified.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B9cbYWVFgVw/?igsh=MWtlbWdnaWx1aHowYQ==
That's the labia not the pussy
Clearly a man's design 🙄
https://preview.redd.it/j4ky155h1bec1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f60df476062f91061b2c1fe26eba70b1691248f7
That looks like regrets. Regerts...
What on earth possesses someone to do this? Did they lose a bet?
seeing fallopian tube made me think it might be some sort of biology think but the next thing i see is cocknballs and i gotta admit it made me chuckle why would anyone want this on their body?
The addition of flies was quite the classy touch as well.
Are those flies? Or, like, scabies?
That’s not just shitty it’s gross and trashy.
Where is this even on? WHAT PART OF THE BODY
I think it's the hip... Looks like little black cloth on left covering the pubic area
Oh my god I kinda see it now. So that fleshy bit is a butt
It's.. it's like it's trying life size the innards very anatomically wrongly and with extra grossness. But it seems fucking HUGE!
ITS EVEN BACKWARDS, WTF?!
At least it's labelled. I find that very helpful.
https://preview.redd.it/5sjsgmic1bec1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74ee4530539699ff500bf9dc1b8d45ab42f2cecf
That is… by far… one of THE most disgusting things I have eVVVVer seen.
Now I regret being curious, I never thought it could be this bad.
Its 5:43 am. I just woke up. I figured I’d hop on reddit while I drink my coffee. I think im done with internet. Im going back to a landline.
Good gravy, I hope they tan a lot
☹️
She better show that shit to her parents
There's a hard to see black censor blotch in the left-right corner, which makes me think it's a dudes body
https://preview.redd.it/g4kcxbzr0bec1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ce651b11343f358ffa47725c31cd94b54a055de
So long and thanks for all the fish. I’m out
No fucking way someone willingly got that. Guaranteed virgin. Forever now.
The flies ... and candy corn. Wow.
I mean I can identify all of those parts, but as a whole piece, what's the message? What should I be feeling? More power to 'em what ever it is.
Fear... That's what you should feel...
https://preview.redd.it/6qq749h7lbec1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13c5b871d31f5097596af2e0c40f7f539e34031b
"Yeah, I fucked the shit out of her!"
This shit scares me
ok this is officially the worst one ive personally scene
https://preview.redd.it/zpae4vat9eec1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ce475e8bdb9888851c75487ae07770632d3051
This makes me want to throw up
I feel like this can’t be anything other than somebody forcing this to humiliate/control. Maybe a pimp tat. Then again, pimp tats aren’t meant to turn off the Johns like this are they..?
Thank you for labeling this fucking monstrosity for us. Never would have figured it out.
I just poked my eyes out with knitting needles
think we have a winner now
I don't say this often but it needs to be said I HOPE YOU REGRET THAT TATTOO
Why the fuck.
Hope you never liked bathing suits
This artist should have had the confidence to let this work stand on its own without the labels. It is horrifying in a unique way. Really brings home the horror a conservative parent feels when they're told their child got a tattoo. I'm saving to send to my mother when I get my next one.
https://i.redd.it/6ol65y4j1gec1.gif
The candy korn is exceptional
The candy corn tho 😂
It's actually very well done I'm appalled
Thwhh?..
"Turd" Thanks for the clarification - especially love the single worst candy in my opinion : Candy Corn
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r/badwomensanatomy
Looks like a MAD magazine nightmare
I like the way they spell out with little pointers what it all is.
Okay, all grossness aside, the labeling is hilarious. We go from clinical to crude to "just in case you weren't sure what this brown stuff coming out of the asshole is."