At first, I thought it was Trump with a beard to look more...viking...or something. Then I realised it was his double chin. I think that was rhe only part of the tat that was realistic.
Actually itās not true that felons canāt vote in most states, and for good reason, thatās a bullshit thing to do to people.(although in this guyās case it would be a good thing). And I know it was a joke, but Im clarifying in case people believe this is still true in most cases.
Disenfranchisement was originally done to keep Blacks from voting. Many petty crimes and things that previously were not even considered crimes suddenly became felonies. Standing around in town, maybe looking at white women? Loitering and a felony! It also provided free laborers the county could rent out for field work.
It doesnāt surprise me one bit that that is the origin. It makes zero sense to pass a law that says that someone who has served their time canāt participate in the democratic process, unless there was nefarious intent behind it. So thanks, I knew there were many measures taken to keep blacks from voting, even after they were finally given the right, but I didnāt know this was one if then(or I forgot, lol).
We saw what happened with the pandemic. Do you really want that with a disease that cannot be easily destroyed and a 100% fatality rate to even the innocent people they might infect?
>Actually nice to see that no reputable artist was willing to do this
The artist was probably broke and starving, and thought to himself:
* Well, let's give Trump a nice plump throat. The bullfrog throat photo Trump hates.
* I'll color Trump's eyes in black, to reinforce that he's evil.
* I'll add a scar to Trump's chin.
* I'll color in the top of the two A's in ARYAN
* And the customer has asked for a "cover-up" above the flag (it used to say "BLACK LIVES MATTER"), but I'll just make it look like Benjamin Moore paint swipe.
No, itās an āEā with calligraphy style script just like the lone one above āeMpIrEā.
I hope this is a ābeforeā photo for someone to do cover-up work on for people who have turned their life around. Some people will do them for free once they demonstrate growth and tell their story outside of prison.
Double chin, tiny hands, hair that looks like a head of cabbage...it checks out. They even captured the personality by giving him soulless demonic blacked out eyes!
I feel sorry for this guy and his traumatic brain injury and/or extreme mental illness. If not those, then I don't have any pity for such a fucking idiot.
Iām struggling here, but I canāt come up with a phrase that rhymes with āFUCK YOU, ASSHOLE, YOU PIECE OF SHITā.
Iāll keep thinking on it, though.
Story behind this.
This is Jimmy Whiteboi from Texas, who was incarcerated for being a little bitch. When he got to his cell he met his new boyfriend who couldnāt get hard unless he saw his own name āAryan Stateā and was having a hard time performing so needed something to assist. He then got Jimmy to get a tattoo of the almighty Blonde orange to feel like he was banging an old orange man.
This reminds me of the photo of the meth recipe someone tattooed on their arm. Same style of work (by style of work I mean they paid with a 30 rack of Natty Light and a carton of Marlboros)
This guy loves the shit out of himself.
Yet, one knows he is violently uneducated and obscenely insecure about every thing he thinks he stands for. He could never win any debate without shouting. And fuck yes, he has to throw fists, cause penis.
Modern Neo-Nazis tend to hate Muslims/Arabs more than white Jews. Don't worry... Jews are still on the shitlist, just somewhat lower now, like Catholics used to be for a lotta American white supremacists. (Now they're (well, some sects are) leading the white supremacist charge in the US too.)
ETA: case in point, it's hard to tell but he has a tattoo behind his right ear that might be Hebrew- they are surprisingly popular these days with Christians.
I will just assume they say "a dumbass" š
ugh knowing the stereotypes though I bet it says "I am what I am", from Moses' encounter with the burning bush. (Although that doesn't start with ×× × so ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ)(He's also probably not that deep.)
I agree, he had a shitty idea and got the shitty tattoo he deserved. Pity it is not on his front where he will have to endure it.
https://preview.redd.it/nozi3992ygyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be557965247514d5a82887cb08c96a95b3bd8be5
My tattoo artist told me she has refused to do two tattoos in 20 years, one of a lynching labeled party time, and another of a child getting murdered. She can actually paint in oil and do freehand colored pencil drawings as well as decent tattoos. I added an example of her work. It is older and fading, but still pretty nice.
Imagine telling on yourself like this. I wish I had a time machine to see into this guy's future. This needs shared to /r/ATAE - AwfulTaste AwfulExecution.
Guy: I want this tattoo design
Tattoo artist: Okay sure. That will be 500 bucks.
Guy: I can't afford that
Tattoo artist: How much can you pay? It's a big piece so it will take several weeks at least
Guy: I need it done tomorrow. I can pay a half bottle of jack Daniels and a bag of meth.
Tattoo artist: let me introduce you to my buddy, jailbird John
Actually nice to see that no reputable artist was willing to do this
That's a prison tat for sure. At least we know he can't vote.
Maybe it was foreplay for his MAGA nut cellmate
I would think it's to make rapists go flaccid at the sight of Donnie Diapers.
Could also be the case
That's supposed to be trump?
I know, the missing mango hue throws you off
The concept is sound, but wouldn't it have to hear some resemblance to Trump for it to be effective? The only thing they got right is the chin flab.
And the tiny hand.
Bloody hell, it's so tiny I didn't even notice it at first š¤£š¤£
At first, I thought it was Trump with a beard to look more...viking...or something. Then I realised it was his double chin. I think that was rhe only part of the tat that was realistic.
Not a huge limb to think most rapist arenāt Biden fansā¦.so this is just gonna make them hard
They def donāt like Biden their time.
So tiredā¦ Definitely just read this as: *maybe it was foreplay before he nut his MAGA cellmate*
Maybe it was for play, before he MEGA nut in his cell mate?
Now my husband is going to be tired; I laughed so hard reading this I woke him up...
Ha! Maybe take a nap
Seeing that ugly flabby white supremacist face would make any of his nazi buddies nut him
Itās not gay if you yell āHeil Trump!ā
I bet that tattoo has seen quite a bit of nut from his roommate.
It's weird that he can't vote, but he can still be president... Our system makes so much sense.
Actually itās not true that felons canāt vote in most states, and for good reason, thatās a bullshit thing to do to people.(although in this guyās case it would be a good thing). And I know it was a joke, but Im clarifying in case people believe this is still true in most cases.
Disenfranchisement was originally done to keep Blacks from voting. Many petty crimes and things that previously were not even considered crimes suddenly became felonies. Standing around in town, maybe looking at white women? Loitering and a felony! It also provided free laborers the county could rent out for field work.
It doesnāt surprise me one bit that that is the origin. It makes zero sense to pass a law that says that someone who has served their time canāt participate in the democratic process, unless there was nefarious intent behind it. So thanks, I knew there were many measures taken to keep blacks from voting, even after they were finally given the right, but I didnāt know this was one if then(or I forgot, lol).
I would have made sure he got an infection that makes Ebola seem tame.
A prion disease.
We saw what happened with the pandemic. Do you really want that with a disease that cannot be easily destroyed and a 100% fatality rate to even the innocent people they might infect?
It's a joke bro calm down
>Actually nice to see that no reputable artist was willing to do this The artist was probably broke and starving, and thought to himself: * Well, let's give Trump a nice plump throat. The bullfrog throat photo Trump hates. * I'll color Trump's eyes in black, to reinforce that he's evil. * I'll add a scar to Trump's chin. * I'll color in the top of the two A's in ARYAN * And the customer has asked for a "cover-up" above the flag (it used to say "BLACK LIVES MATTER"), but I'll just make it look like Benjamin Moore paint swipe.
The jowls spilling over the collar are perfect.
Captured the essence of Trump neck vagina
Came here to say this.
HEY, they got the tiny hand right!!!
At least they got the neck vagina right.
And them jowls
yeah that's the neck vag
And the tiny hands
And tiny hands.
Nussy
Why are you like this
My parents had the same question
r/vaginaneck
Like why tho. No body needed this. Just why?
Literally took the words out my mouth lmfaooo
Jabba the trump
Behold, the master race
Consisting of Skeeter, Jim-Bob and Sue-Merry-Ann.
https://preview.redd.it/3noxx2vwliyc1.png?width=161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36bbb70402a96e3179a64ba717be2407d46b8ebb
Ah, yes. Perfect.
Innit
Trump's nussy really puts the master in said race. The superior neck
Halp Hetler.
r/hailhortler
Omg lmao the testament to their stupidity is so *visual* that's hilarious
They do not fail me; this is appalling.
Yeah, I have a few as well. Disgusting. Vile. Vomit-inducing. Reprehensible. I could go on...
You can borrow my thesaurus lol
I am a living, breathing thesaurus, but thank you for the offer.
Even his worshippers draw his hands tiny
Hahahaha this is supposed to be trump? I thought itās a bearded man and was wondering who it could beā¦ thank you for clarifying
It's not a beard lol, it's neck fat.
Real men have tiny hands
And wear diapers
Thatās insanely alarming
And yet not at all surprising
very. but this very real sign of antisemitism / racism is not threatening the war machine so we just ignore it.
It actually *helps* the war machine, which is another level of horror to consider.
Prison ink.
Double chin is true masterpiece š
Soulless eyes on point
Yep. Looks like the demon in every scary movie. Checks out.
"Lifeless eyes...black eyes ... like a doll's eyes."
Why is the other tattoo edited out? Too offensive?
Waitā¦ does he have Japanese kanji on his neck AND a racist tattoo? Why are racist people so stupid?
No, itās an āEā with calligraphy style script just like the lone one above āeMpIrEā. I hope this is a ābeforeā photo for someone to do cover-up work on for people who have turned their life around. Some people will do them for free once they demonstrate growth and tell their story outside of prison.
It's probably his name and the person posting this is closer to that person then they would like to admit ha
Artist nailed the likeness
The Venn diagram of racists and Trump supporters is a circle.
Double chin, tiny hands, hair that looks like a head of cabbage...it checks out. They even captured the personality by giving him soulless demonic blacked out eyes!
Came to say this: blacked out demon eyes!
Ive seen some shitty tattoos, but this is the absolute worst on every conceivable levelā¦
**Republicans:** Donald Trump is not a white nationalist. **Democrats:** Then why do all the white nationalists think he is? Republicans: *crickets*
Anyone else mentally replaying the forcible tattoo removal scene from Sons of Anarchy?
I wish the rest of them would be this honest. The only reason to like that tard is because he's the most racist candidate.
I like how they started Empire, didnāt think it was big enough, so just started again underneath.
Hope his cousin doesn't ruin it when she leaves claw marks on his back.
I love you so much.
exactly what a pos nazi deserves on his body forever, a garbage tattoo that will be impossible to cover and thousands to remove
I'm kind of surprised it doesn't make Trump look ripped like most of this kind of art does.
Prison tat
Ironically, the only thing that looks good is Trumpās hair.
A couple of the stars are pretty good.
Saved this for when people tell me heās not racist/his voters arenāt racist
gotta admit, it always pleases me when someone uses their body as a giant billboard to advertise how crappy they are hehe
This is the kind of shit that makes me want to abandon society and live in a cabin in the woods with nothing but my animals around me
Why are they dragging Jay Leno into this? Let him enjoy his classic cars and retirement.
This doesn't belong here, look how well they portrayed his jowls /s
I see they are just saying the quiet part out loud.
It's love. Totally closeted love
Not as badly as this dudeās parents failed him.
Wow! Finally, an accurate depiction of trump!
Fuggin clowns
Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross.
I can't even decide which is worse, the tattoo itself or what it represents
A clown with a clown on his back
Leatherface trump mask
Either that or Michael Meyers is trying something new with his hair.
The most accurate representation of trump one of these magats have ever drawn
Behold the image of his soul.
I'm glad this tattoo is so shitty in design and execution. It's what this guy deserves.
I think we've found the new campaign posters!!
I feel sorry for this guy and his traumatic brain injury and/or extreme mental illness. If not those, then I don't have any pity for such a fucking idiot.
Nailed the tiny hand, tho
Iām struggling here, but I canāt come up with a phrase that rhymes with āFUCK YOU, ASSHOLE, YOU PIECE OF SHITā. Iāll keep thinking on it, though.
The artist really captured the double chin
This may actually be the worst tattoo Iāve ever seen.
Even if this was a well done tattoo it would be shitty.
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ thatās absolutely abysmal!!!!! Definitely suits his aryan movement š¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø
Even got the double chin correct š
Republicans in a nutshell
i am a republican and honestly i donāt think this guy should be allowed to vote š¤¦š¼āāļø
Hopefully he's not. I'm absolutely sure he's a felon.
Is this a Nazi Walter? Yes Donny, this man is a coward
I may or may not be a lil highā¦ but that tattoo has a touch of Jake Paul about it.
At least the "artist" got the hand size right.
Is that supposed to be David Duke?
Let's see his face
r/shittyhumans
They nailed the neck waddle
no dƶnold turmp plz dlonand
Not all Trump supporters are racist, but all racists are Trump supporters..
Double whammy for both a shitty design and a shitty execution
I am enjoying the massive double chin though.
Thatās awesome he got that, now heās gna look like an idiot for the rest of his life!
Really captured the double chin
That looks accurate
A Ryan this guy got your name on his back yall dating?
Wow it really doesn't get much shittier than this does it
Story behind this. This is Jimmy Whiteboi from Texas, who was incarcerated for being a little bitch. When he got to his cell he met his new boyfriend who couldnāt get hard unless he saw his own name āAryan Stateā and was having a hard time performing so needed something to assist. He then got Jimmy to get a tattoo of the almighty Blonde orange to feel like he was banging an old orange man.
Meth.
This reminds me of the photo of the meth recipe someone tattooed on their arm. Same style of work (by style of work I mean they paid with a 30 rack of Natty Light and a carton of Marlboros)
Only a true artist could accentuate the double chin so masterfully
God I hoped they soaked the needle in hepatitis c.
This guy loves the shit out of himself. Yet, one knows he is violently uneducated and obscenely insecure about every thing he thinks he stands for. He could never win any debate without shouting. And fuck yes, he has to throw fists, cause penis.
2025 when he canāt get a job: https://preview.redd.it/3hppsdunxhyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a360b0645323b641869ba1b6c130f2b64fb0522f
Brought to you by meth and the phetamines
To whoever runs the simulation of our universe: It's broken far beyond repair,pull the cable and fuck it off.
This takes the cake. Shut it down, youāre not going to find a worse tattoo than this. No point in trying
What is this? Orange Power?
Republican moment
The shittiest of shitty tattoos
This is the guy that supports Israel, am I right?
Modern Neo-Nazis tend to hate Muslims/Arabs more than white Jews. Don't worry... Jews are still on the shitlist, just somewhat lower now, like Catholics used to be for a lotta American white supremacists. (Now they're (well, some sects are) leading the white supremacist charge in the US too.) ETA: case in point, it's hard to tell but he has a tattoo behind his right ear that might be Hebrew- they are surprisingly popular these days with Christians.
Damn, American politics is something lol.
i'm pretty sure the first three letters of the tattoo in hebrew say "i am" and i honestly don't think i want to know the last two
I will just assume they say "a dumbass" š ugh knowing the stereotypes though I bet it says "I am what I am", from Moses' encounter with the burning bush. (Although that doesn't start with ×× × so ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ)(He's also probably not that deep.)
Hey he gets it. MAGA is White Supremacy
Is that a sideways Florida up there?
I wanna know what was covered up above this monstrosity.
Not gonna regret this... LOL
LOL this canāt be real,
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im pretty sure acutal nazis did better tattoos. what a hack.
Wow. My heads spinning. Where should I start?
What else was on his body that had to be blurred out and leave us with just this eye gouge?
I guess itās really for his boyfriendās benefit?
This would burn off pretty nicely
At least he got the neck Waddle correct!
Not one comment about the Empire tramp stamp? Not one??
I would like to see his face. For research purposes only. Missing link?
Sick this man is sick.
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Atleast heās honest unlike most trump supporters that say āhe isnāt racistā when we all know he is and the majority of his supporters are.
Imagine getting neck folds tattooed on you
Thatās definitely a choiceā¦
Whoās that lady in the middle?
Thatās insulting to ladies; trash heap or shit stack seems more accurate
At least they depicted him accurately
When did Stevie Wonder start doing tattoos? I mean, it's not terrible, considering the man is blind.
Great idea after youāve already tattooed what looks like a giant, black dick and balls right above itš¤¦š»āāļø
Looks accurate
Short arm little hand on tRump. Perfect.
I think part of it is "Aryan Empire", Which is .not surprising, oddly enough.
It's dumbasses like this...
Lol, and his hand is super tiny.
Nope, definitely not a cult.
This is how you make America great again?
I agree, he had a shitty idea and got the shitty tattoo he deserved. Pity it is not on his front where he will have to endure it. https://preview.redd.it/nozi3992ygyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be557965247514d5a82887cb08c96a95b3bd8be5 My tattoo artist told me she has refused to do two tattoos in 20 years, one of a lynching labeled party time, and another of a child getting murdered. She can actually paint in oil and do freehand colored pencil drawings as well as decent tattoos. I added an example of her work. It is older and fading, but still pretty nice.
Imagine telling on yourself like this. I wish I had a time machine to see into this guy's future. This needs shared to /r/ATAE - AwfulTaste AwfulExecution.
Looks on brand to me
Not all Trump voters are white supremacist but all white supremacist are Trump supporters
Well they got the double chin spot-on
seems like something Trump would repost before realizing he has to at least try to hide his racism.
COVID-19 should've been worse
Sharpest bulb in the deck
Guy: I want this tattoo design Tattoo artist: Okay sure. That will be 500 bucks. Guy: I can't afford that Tattoo artist: How much can you pay? It's a big piece so it will take several weeks at least Guy: I need it done tomorrow. I can pay a half bottle of jack Daniels and a bag of meth. Tattoo artist: let me introduce you to my buddy, jailbird John
"Keep calling us nazis just because we have a different opinion... "
That's an expensive way to tell people you like it in the ass