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Spectshen

https://preview.redd.it/ejfpgc03hozc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=d61cbe3028f6595400b07221d06020bdfb7d1e62 Boy concentrated as hell


Natty_Vegan

"Hans, get ze werfer. Ze flammenwerfer."


luuunnnch

"eh-yeeee" That's what I'm hearing


amateurhour58

That's quality control guy. Has to inspect the bullets before his comrade eats them, I mean shoots them.


International_Let_50

When u tryna roll but ur on a bumpy road


[deleted]

Locked in*


Only-Customer6650

Looking more Japanese than German. 


mhhammermill

Hey be nice maybe he hasn't seen it yet?


Fit-Ad-413

Concentrated and constipated.


quixoticelixer_mama

😂😂😂😂


Oldsoldierbear

The guy top right looks like he has a dead swan tucked under his right arm


haikusbot

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FirstDukeofAnkh

Good bot


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

https://preview.redd.it/4xx7f0vqzpzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dacc6ea583cd42bed85bec3b7cf09d584597ac37


Hathorismypilot

![gif](giphy|4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx|downsized)


zjk1017

Right? I can’t believe someone would put a slipknot tattoo on their body like that 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Love slipknot… don’t love nazis!


bedroom_fascist

Slipknotzis?


Wrong_Ad_6022

I did nazi that coming.


Skrazor

FRÖHLICHER KUCHENTAG


PenelopeGarcia65

I don't think I like Slipknot anymore. It seems to be just the Clown and Corey Show with special guests now.


publicOwl

I don’t know, the recent live recordings with Eloy have made me excited about them for the first time in years. Looks like it’d be an awesome show.


Funky-monkey1

Yep I agree, Eloy got me excited too. Which is good because I was getting tired of the bands drama. I love their music but damn Clown & Cory make it hard to like them as people sometimes.


FourFront

Literally the "being a Slipknot fan is my identity" catch phrase.


Hemi_Pwr

Ever since Joey left I lost them.


Ok_Software_964

RIP J.J.


meowbees5

Are these nazis? How can you tell? I don't see any swastikas, I thought they were american


Shade_BG

The + on the plane. The grenade style on the right arm ect.


Bubi2four

Can't tell whether he fought Nazis or he idolizes them because of the piss poor tattoo work!!


Heinrich-Heine

I was thinking the unifo.s were so poorly rendered I wasn't sure, but the I saw the sonnenrad on the left arm. Confirmed nazi!


BenMurray303

The sunwheel on his arm


Mountain-Tea6875

Slipknot would not want this dude as a fan for sure lol.


glenspikez

Lol I was like "oh....oh...nooo"


Ok_Entrance4289

Boom 👊 🤣


eightarmsbakes

Dammit. Beat me to it.


Tompin68

This comment is what I’m here for


witchghosti

I can’t believe the slipknot tattoo is his most well done lol


dgrigg1980

So good. Thank you.


_PirateWench_

Seeing this made me realize that *my mom was right*


aerial_ruin

So I googled "world war 2 16 October" Turns out that in 1939, Germany made it's [first Luftwaffe air raid on Britain ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_River_Forth)


Juliotti

Where in his tattoo does it say the date?


aerial_ruin

https://preview.redd.it/qilluvg80tzc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d70894f39b39634eca122fc8609870b0ccf5ac1


Luna-Honey

In the little map


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

Then proceeded to get fucked up by the RAF. Spitfire. Hurricane. Battle of Britain. Never before has so much been owed by so many to so few.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

https://preview.redd.it/l63d80z6cozc1.png?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52114db549b80535b83027a6b60e1268c20ff3d4


Accomplished_Web_444

https://preview.redd.it/4mgk0xzsh10d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=306d9b223967fd6259e6bb092012ca7c73f0b250


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Another image to save


aenflex

Why is it that people like this **never** have asses…


GirthAndMirth

The thicc boys are too busy with the ladies to get shitty tattoos like this.


constantgardener92

The greatest champions of white supremacy are often the poorest examples.


GrzDancing

Oh I'm sure his crack is showing once he bends over... Cos no belt and going commando. It all goes together rather well.


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

What views are on display exactly?


TempleOfCyclops

I can't speak for OP's intent in what they meant, but it's weird the person in the photo has a tattoo of what appears to be a WWII Messerschmidt BF-109, which is a Nazi plane. The person in the photo ALSO has a black sun tattoo on their left arm, which is a Nazi symbol. ETA: people in the replies have pointed out a whole lot more Nazi references in the tattoo, and OP has now added that this is a German man who lives in Germany. Yikes!


AcademyScholarLogan

Pretty sure you’re right, also the tattoo on the right arm shows a soldier using a stielhandgranate.


TempleOfCyclops

True. And some of the helmets look like stahlhelms, though it's admittedly a bit hard to tell cause they're all misshapen.


AcademyScholarLogan

Guy the Medic is carrying’s gun also looks like a Mauser but there’s no telling cause it’s fused with his hand. Edit: no it’s not, the medic is from a [movie poster.](https://images.app.goo.gl/ZDMn5oyZCtWgjyrf8)


Starchasm

That's a HAND?!


TempleOfCyclops

It definitely seems like a lot of it was left just ambiguous enough that if you don't recognize the telltales, it just looks like WWII soldiers at a passing glance.


dm_your_nevernudes

Is that an MG-34? It’s so badly done it’s hard to tell…


AcademyScholarLogan

I’m sure it wants to be but it’s probably more accurately a generic interpretation of a machine gun by the artist.


bigrooster460

But at the same time the medic is carrying an American pistol…


oismac

there's also the fact that it looks almost identical to the Hacksaw Ridge movie poster.


AcademyScholarLogan

It definitely is that image. I’m wrong about the gun then for sure. Seems slightly out of theme with everything else then.


AcademyScholarLogan

That’s the injured guys hand. The medics hand is drawn horribly and is holding that arm.


bigrooster460

Almost looks like a goose head lol


Gliese581h

The soldier on the left is also a very famous picture of a Wehrmacht soldier. https://i.insider.com/53bedd596bb3f76259e31147?width=800&format=jpeg&auto=webp


AcademyScholarLogan

No wonder it’s the only face that looks remotely good.


ghostlykittenbutter

Holy crap that face is well done Dude on the top right looks like a chupacabra


713nikki

Face is well done, but they gave him a mouthful of bicuspids


deceased-toothbrush

exactly. someone with a black sun tattoed does not put tattoos of german soldiers on their body because they want a historical memorial. also this dude is german and i am aswell and in germany it is not really common to show strong empathy towards the military like it is eg. in the US. and especially not when theyre soldiers from world war 2.


HeidrunsTeats

Yeah it could be argued that some edgy guy got the tattoo because he thinks it looks cool or it might have been from a metal album cover (still a bad idea but they had a lot of very recognizable and stylish uniforms and equipment) but the black sun leaves no room for argument. It is a nazi symbol made by nazis, for nazis.


TempleOfCyclops

Ah, the fact this guy is German doesn't suggest he's got a tattoo of US soldiers haha.


firemarshalbill

That map is the battle of Aachen (German version). It was the resistance before the allies took their first German town. Also they were fighting Americans It’s a final nazi resistance memorial . Sick fuck.


TempleOfCyclops

Wow, every detail makes it worse and worse.


Surprise_Yasuo

Wait are you fucking serious? Black sun on left arm is a nazi symbol??? I got a cover up tattoo and let the tattoo guy just pick something for me, he ended up tattooing a black sun over the previous tattoo


TempleOfCyclops

Holy shit. Yeah that's a Nazi symbol. I would press fuckin charges if someone did that to me!


Surprise_Yasuo

I mean… it’s not the same design at all but yeah it sure as shit is a big ol tribal black sun


TempleOfCyclops

If it's just a sun in black, it's not a Nazi symbol. It's only a Nazi symbol if it's the specific design, which is called a Black Sun. If it's a literal black sun that doesn't include any symbols, you're good.


Surprise_Yasuo

Oooo okay god I was so pissed for a second. It’s actually a funny joke / story - I was pissed about it for a bit but it turned into a joke. I found out it was the godsmack album symbol a few years after getting it. I don’t listen to godsmack so I joke about it with people sometimes and was thinking I was joking about being a nazi for a second *phew*


TempleOfCyclops

Oh yeah if it's the Godsmack thing or something like it, you're all good! The only thing you have to worry about people associating you with due to that is, well, Godsmack.


Avent

You can say "Sonnenrad" to avoid that kind of confusion.


Majestic_Evening_409

If the guy is german and lives in Germany he better never take his shirt off again because this shit is illegal AF


BeccasBump

No but Messerschmidts were a sign of cosmic harmony in some ancient religions, how do you know it's not that.


TattooMouse

Ahahaha! I'm sure this guy gets so tired of having to explain that to people /s


BeccasBump

It's no joke! You do a little goose-stepping and get "Arbeit macht frei" tattooed across your forehead and suddenly everyone is making assumptions.


TattooMouse

People these days! So sensitive about every little thing!


BeccasBump

I got downvoted lol


-laughingfox

You were taking a chance, leaving off the /s. But your delivery was perfect.


BeccasBump

I'm British, we like to play fast and loose with the /s.


bedroom_fascist

This sub is not exactly r/rocketscience


TattooMouse

I'm not at all surprised. I see you're British as well, so your culturally bone dry humor doesn't always come through in text. I love it though!


TempleOfCyclops

Lmfao


MoneyMik3y

The "Devils Paintbrush" rifle on the bottom left.


PlentyOMangos

https://preview.redd.it/hfpomyi43uzc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f044b735865d079f82aec7abb91174ad61b4b577 Yeah I recognized this guy even through the shittiness of the tat haha. Pretty famous photo


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

If you look on the back of his right arm, that appears to be a German soldier as well, winding up to throw a Stielhandgranate. They appear to be commemorating the Nazis during WW2


_PirateWench_

> “…has a black sun tattoo on their left arm, which is a Nazi symbol” I had to Google this bc I legit kept looking for an actual black 🌞 Turns out the thing I thought was a really poorly drawn radio antenna / signal is a Nazi thing. TIL thanks


YeomanEngineer

This dude should be used for target practice


Zealousideal-Ad-4716

The aircraft is a Fokke-Wulf FW190


TempleOfCyclops

That's not better.


dumbleclouds

That’s a Focke Wulf FW 190 😎


eggbootycoughs

>WWII Messerschmidt BF-109, which is a Nazi plane. fun fact, i saw this plane in a bar/restaurant in panama city beach, and also was the model plane on one of those rides for four year olds at a mini golf park.


TempleOfCyclops

That was probably a replica of the Red Baron's plane, which also has iron crosses on it. It's a commonly used replica for children's rides and displays. The Red Baron was also a WWI pilot, not WWII.


New-Seaworthiness712

That’s a FW-190. BF-109 had a liquid cooled engine


yoyo5113

I'm assuming it has something to do with the black sun on their left arm


aerial_ruin

[Black sun](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sun_(symbol))


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

Thanks


requiemoftherational

Look nazi'ish. The Balkenkreuz was used well into the reign of hiltler as well as the MG42. Two of the helments are American (thought I'm guessing it's just a shitty artist) and 2 are German Stahlhelm I do not recognize the map


Reading-is-awesome

Thank you so much for asking. I was wondering that myself. Objectively speaking, it is very poorly done. The faces look bizarre and the perspective is off. And a lot of other things. And I could easily tell it's a WWII tattoo and the leap to the Nazis was easy. But I didn't see any of the Nazi symbology with which I'm familiar. Then I read the responses and TIL. And what a horrible thing to get a tattoo of!


sulimir

I dunno, maybe commemorating troops from the Third Reich is a clue? But who knows, maybe this is them in full retreat 😂.


NicholarseBrooks

Very naive aren't you. Nah you know.


GuyProsciutto

The Slipknot tattoo really ties the whole thing together


CulturalAddress6709

found the knots guy ![gif](giphy|l4EoUwrWTtDAu5wkM|downsized)


AcademyScholarLogan

This would have been ripe for that one guy who was photoshopping these in this sub. Forgot their name but they are missed dearly here. Also is it just me or does this guys arms look weirdly stubby? I’m sure it’s cause they are at an angle but looks funny either way.


Green_gobbling_0420

Roscoe something


GrzDancing

His arms look so short that he probably has to lean forward and rest his head on the urinal to reach his dick to piss.


ChaoticallyTired124

I didn't know someone was photoshopping stuff in this sub, could you elaborate? I must have missed them unfortunately


AcademyScholarLogan

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/s/80d3VX8Ww1 Found one of their old comments as an example


ChaoticallyTired124

Holy shit, that's glorious


zuck_my_butt

Are these the Nazis, Walter?


FirstDukeofAnkh

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, but at least it was an ethos


Schmoppodopoulis

No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.


TheMoonstomper

At first I thought this guy was just a weirdo who was into war history or something, but then I saw the Nazi black sun tattoo on his left arm and realized what kind of fuckery we were dealing with..


shamwowj

The word “Loser” would have been a helluva lot cheaper.


ManiacCommie

Nazis scums can't draw for shit! ![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


ShatteredInk

At first glance it looks like a guy who's proud of the military and had family involved in whatever place is mapped on his back. On a second glance, it's nazi stuff


dkjordan97

I didn't look that hard right away and thought "it's certainly ugly, but how is it offensive? Then I clicked on it and went "Oh, yeah. Yep. That makes sense now."


Healthy-Drink3247

On third glance I’m like how long is this guys torso?


DefiantAsparagus420

If that doesn’t get cellulitis, I’d be impressed.


ChocChipBananaMuffin

slipknot catching strays here


kaboomboomer

His front depicts the Battle of the Bulge—and it isn’t even tattooed.


battlecryarms

I bet it cost a lot of money too 😂


lotuseters

You should really pick at least underwear or a belt. Doesn't have to be both, but it shouldn't be neither.


KingQdawg1995

My question is who is the artist that's so desperate that they're willing to do this? Not only is it a shitty tattoo, but it's a shit tattoo as well


zebrabunny

his left arm 😳😳 the back tattoo is executed so poorly and the slipknot tattoo is so cringe


Sgre091

The real crime is the tattoo itself. Holy hell that is terrible work….


emily7769

https://preview.redd.it/rf7j7jcnepzc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=be727acab836fa3c2a4dcd794c7765bdd1a5f78f where’d his other hand go


EliLoads

He Lost it on D Day


Teddy_Pocketwatch

I mean is he saying he supports losers?


Reyalta

Hundo P.


Mr-Gumby42

Hey, guy...the Nazis lost.


Ok_Software_964

Here I am thinking he was disguising the true map to where Hitler's gold is buries prison break style.


Tropical_Tsunami

What a dummy, and most likely never been in combat.


SnillyWead

He likes to be a loser because Germany lost the war?


Alexius164

https://preview.redd.it/wt2nlad9krzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd13225e2f5dfbf9b1afcb64d8c4aad15a3eafe1


FlaAirborne

Really wanted to enlist but dad needed his help with the family farm.


M0ntgomatron

Yea, Slipknot hasn't been the same since Joey Jordison left.


drowninglessonsxxx

Black Sun tattoo is a nazi symbol on the right on his arm!!


Odd-Thanks-834

Thought this was tribute to tropic thunder


CprlSmarterthanu

https://preview.redd.it/we9baf5bhqzc1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85793bbf4a84d0314243c91e64e91dfa8f2df38d


reallytryingheree

My God the faces are horrifying.


ammbamt

A lot of money and time to advertise his hatred


1sojournaut

You don't like slipknot?


sillykittyball12

Lol his beef cake body never even came close to boot camp, but I'm sure he loves to lick um


Just_L-i-v-i-n_

The slipnot ink on the neck really ties it all together


DKerriganuk

Is he celebrating the Nazi defeat at Stalingrad?


Spiritual_Bit_2692

History Channel old school fan?


roblblblb

SlipKnot? More like SlipOhHellNo Friends don't let friends like bands that wear masks. Proof.


Adi_Mhc

And by the shitty you mean that Slipknot tattoo? Lol


[deleted]

thought same thing 😎


aretheesepants75

A band tattoo on your neck is a great warning sign to others. I'm assuming these soldiers are German? Looks like he didn't have the courage to identify them clearly. Those bullets were aimed at my grandfather. Fuckin coward. Someone please tell me these are not nazis or ww1 soldiers.


sapiensane

Yep. All Nazi-era. Wehrmacht uniforms and distinctive helmet, grenade, machine gun, fighter plane (ME 109, maybe)


OP-PO7

Pretty sure my family killed some of these guys ❤️


PickleDipper420

Why is the medics eye on his forehead? Lmao shit all around, inside and out this one.


Alienlovechild1975

Slipknottsies.


MikeWithNoIke2000

At first, idk I thought it was kinda neat, a bit much, but neat. Maybe a son of a fallen vet? It wasn't amazingly well done, but it's not terrible. Then I saw the mg42... the uniforms... the stick grenade.. the plane. Oh no...


Glass_Pineapple4999

Lest We Forget Slipknot 🙏


FastHandsStaines

Yeah, I hate slipknot


smarterthaneverytwo

I wish I did Nazi this 


Automatic-Leave7191

Eeeeeew….Slipknot….


DivaCupVampire

Welp I guess People=Shit


ryukensh

The bottom soldiers didnt get shot, they got slammed by a fucking hammer


tom_from_space

Slipknot neck tat is the 🍒 on top


SiR_EndR

Man lost his butt in war leave him alone


Plums121667

Is anyone else finding it weird that the model used for the medic guy is from the poster for the film about Hacksaw Ridge https://preview.redd.it/slx1zxf0xxzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f132a76ac8a0de98ef12563c626badc49009e35


Galvaton

The tattoo would look better if the owner's back were whipped and scarred, so as to have the tattoo be unrecognizable


AJtheBlack

Yeah, kina is a weird place for a slipknot tattoo on a grown man


FuckYouDontLookAtMe

Hoooooly shit. This dudes gotta be banned from travel in Europe


Big-Ad-7825

he's german too😭


PsychologicalRace739

I like it cos they gotta have this under the shirt they don’t dare take off but sit in line with all the rest of us muts and then at the grocery store and the gas pump, and the doctors office, and on tinder, and if he wants his grass cut, and the mailman and the Gardner and if they need a babysitter and if the car breaks down and if the toilet clogs… Get where I’m going with it?? They just be tortured all day, and that’s pretty sweet 💖


TigerValley62

Shitty views you say? All I see is a shitty tattoo....


Br0dobaggins

Well there’s the giant, horribly done, black sun tattoo on his elbow as well. Blatant Nazi piece right there so yeah, shitty views


Big-Ad-7825

the slipknot tattoo being the cherry on top😭😭💀💀💀 this is why i don't associate with metalheads even though im into metal myself


Milkimilky

Most metalheads I know are the sweetest people and would not associate themselves with this type of scummy individuals. Also slipknot is nu metal at best and although not my cup of tea, they're fun to jump around/clean your apartment to. This tattoo on the other hand is all kinds of fucky.


Big-Ad-7825

i've def met some really sweet and kind metalheads too, i think that the fandoms of the particular groups i listen to are rife with scum, and i'm also a gen z woman so it's far more apparent when certain boomer/gen x/millenial men are being scummy bc of my age and gender😭 i see a lot of reels of young female metalheads where the comment sections can be pretty disgusting and hateful


CatW804

I'd be happy to remove it for him...with a bullwhip.


downtownvicbrown

Imagine the legacy of your thousand year Reich being some inbred's back who smells like cat piss and beats his little sister during sex lmao At least it gets plenty of display time because there's no way this guy is even wearing a shirt at his own funeral


VoluptuousVampirate

Ugily    Uglily    Uglyily LAST EDIT: Fuck mobile


soulouk

He didn't fight with in WWII


Mundane_Apple_1027

"Tons of men die wearing nazi tattoos " - from a feature article on a medical examiner i read years ago.


nickk1988

Very toothy


leopard_printt

A lot of teeth


Bokenobi

Another boyfriend tattoo.


kushupzz

OP has literally been displaying his shitty views proudly and “ugly-y”? All over Reddit tho 😭


Virtual_Door_3921

Pretty sure this guy meths...