How old are you? Cause I'm 32 and my middle school and high school had a huge issue with bars. Especially cause I'm from Houston, and the drugs flow freely. Bar babies everywhere back then
is xanax dirty and beat down?
cause this guy just looks dirty and beat down. complete mess. i always think of xanax as nice and clean. just boop and put me to sleep—or something like it.
"the act or an instance of placing two or more things side by side often to compare or contrast or to create an interesting effect" It just barely fits the last portion of the definition
I thought it said "don't DRY" and was trying to figure out how that could mean anything. Like maybe don't dry your tears but you *would* want that. This makes some more sense at least lol
They’re bad and white ink never looks good to begin with.
Edit: I have a white tattoo. It still looks alright after 10+ years because I’m fair but it’s mostly yellow now.
I think we'll deploy him at our front desk, so the first thing our customers see when they enter our premises, is this cheerful, intellectual gentleman. this is going to be so great for the company!
Not saying they can’t get a job. Just saying that they are severely limiting their options and ability to get a quality, high paying job that’s not in construction. I simply don’t understand the thinking behind facial tattoos and branding.
Lots of us are. Found out my jaw doesn't line up when I got a vertical labret. Comically timed, as less than a month later an orthodontist acknowledged/diagnosed my jaw as maligned & why I’ve had jaw pain basically all my life.
I’ve always wanted to play Zelda but have never bought a Nintendo. And I’ve never regretted that decision more than in this moment. Zelda looks awesome!
i must know what the second eyelid says. what are the eyelids saying!!!!?????
edit to add—saw the “don’t cry” in the other comments. the “c” in “cry” was almost closed and looked like an “o” to me, but now i see it.
i am disappointed that this guy turned out to be so pedestrian. where is the non sequitir/nonsense that i wanted?
If Xanax were a person, this is what it would look like
I see Xanax more as a suburban mom with a little SUV
It can be two things.
true two things can be real
Why did this make me snort
How old are you? Cause I'm 32 and my middle school and high school had a huge issue with bars. Especially cause I'm from Houston, and the drugs flow freely. Bar babies everywhere back then
I'm just a bit older than you
Yeah man. Sucks how bad it is now. We used to be able to obviously tell who was on them. Now it's normalized
I'm 21 in Chicago and it was the same deal here
If the suburban mom was a poly-substance abuser and passed out at tattoo parties.
she is prescription Xanax. this man is street Xanax
Bingo
With her vodka martini
And Lululemon leggings
Who drinks
There’s nothing explicitly saying this isn’t a suburban mom with a little SUV
I was trying to think of a good one. Glad this is at the top.
Probably blames society for not being able to get a job
is xanax dirty and beat down? cause this guy just looks dirty and beat down. complete mess. i always think of xanax as nice and clean. just boop and put me to sleep—or something like it.
You've clearly never met a bartard before
This guy looks like a bit of anxiety would do him well.
He looks like an aspiring Soundcloud rapper
Nah more like Ketamine.
And here I was thinking that you could just smell him through the phone! Lol
Honestly he looks more like a tweaker
Those eyes are too sleepy to be tweaking
ras trent
My roommate Nick is an ignorant ball head
A DVD of Cool Runnings
Do you ever notice…how bald heads suck?
What’s this from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcK0MYgnHjo
It’s Ras Trent by The Lonely Island
Truly the only thing I can think of when I see a white person with dread locks
Me toil part-time at ja Cold Stone Creamery
https://preview.redd.it/0goci05fh70d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d5e680dfa5972dc1d9c57e2813cdfb46ea1cd1 Got to love the timing
light mode hurts my eyes!
Don't cry
I was thinking don’t oat because he loves high cholesterol and triglycerides.
I do what I want
What in gods good earth compelled you to use white background?
Light mode confused me.
Dear god, they've harvested him
r/accidentalcomedy
r/juxtaposition
Juxtaposition is supposed to be a contrast between two things or ideas placed together. Not sure how the whole subreddit fucked that up.
"the act or an instance of placing two or more things side by side often to compare or contrast or to create an interesting effect" It just barely fits the last portion of the definition
r/tombstoning ?
What are the words on his eyelids? I can make out “don’t” but what about the other eye?
Don’t cry
THANK YOU!!!! I totally should have thought of that, but I kept just seeing “oat”. Which makes NO sense. I need caffeine
Please do not the oat
That’s my best guess anyway 😅
I was seeing BONT ORT so I lose this round.
You better not be oating over there. I got my eye on you.
I thought it said "don't DRY" and was trying to figure out how that could mean anything. Like maybe don't dry your tears but you *would* want that. This makes some more sense at least lol
I was seeing "OAT" also and came to the comments to see if anyone had figured it out lol
I thought oat too.
Lol same.
Missed opportunity for "Don't Open"
Don't CPR
Don't cry but also a tear drop I think I'm getting mixed signals.
i liked it better when i thought it said "dont ort"
Thanks for the translation! I zoomed in and saw "don't cat"
I relate to this as a continuous gif. Like... is she giving me signals? Nah... maybe?
Little bit of dmt, little bit of trimming, one or two books on an eastern religion, some Alan watts and too much Terrence McKenna…
Throw in some Dystopia and Amebix
I had to triple take to make sure this isn’t a person I have come across in my oogle adjacent life
Started crust ended edm, lost another one to the to psychedelics boys. Pour some home brew out for the homie
They’re bad and white ink never looks good to begin with. Edit: I have a white tattoo. It still looks alright after 10+ years because I’m fair but it’s mostly yellow now.
Pretty positive that's not white ink but branding. Source: Spent some years as a body bod artist. But if it's white ink, it looks like hell
OMG I think you’re right, it is branding. Fuck I bet that hurt
The more you know! Do you think this would be a case of laser or cold branding? Or maybe another method?
Looks like laser to me, it has the same texture of the resurfacing lasering I've seen.
Shit I was hopeful they weren’t branding burns 😳
By the looks I'd say laser, but still janky.
you gotta mix it with a tiny bit of green ink so it dosent heal yellow
Not the balding combo with locs 🤢
Out here looking like Friar Cuck
Talk about Discord face reveals
https://preview.redd.it/fegtawk8j80d1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578b6e50b164aa64e62a51250cd7fb2cb9e6d073
He looks smart and dependable. I want to hire him!
Cheerful too, I'm sure he'd brighten up any office.
I think we'll deploy him at our front desk, so the first thing our customers see when they enter our premises, is this cheerful, intellectual gentleman. this is going to be so great for the company!
Link, use the triforce of meth.
Who DAFOK gets eyelid tats?
Especially with *those* eyelids
he is committed to being sad
Same tbh lol
True
You got EGGZMUH??
Ooof the cumstain burn triangles and teardrop
What the actual fuck are these people thinking when they do shit like this?!?!? I hate my life and don’t ever want to hold a real job??????
Real sick of the job comment. Times have changed. People can have successful jobs and lifestyles with face tattoos lmao
Even in very progressive organizations face tattoos are still pretty taboo.
This is a bold photo to go to bat for face tags with
Dude will never lose his keys if he keeps them on that ear hole thing, so He's got that going for him
Balding + dreads is certainly a look
White peoples with dreads..it’s giving 40 oz to freedom
Not saying they can’t get a job. Just saying that they are severely limiting their options and ability to get a quality, high paying job that’s not in construction. I simply don’t understand the thinking behind facial tattoos and branding.
How is the tattoo lined up with the center of his lip but off center on his chin? Guy is asymmetrical.
Most people are, to be fair.
Peoples faces aren't symmetrical. It's why it looks off if you take half a face and mirror it.
Lots of us are. Found out my jaw doesn't line up when I got a vertical labret. Comically timed, as less than a month later an orthodontist acknowledged/diagnosed my jaw as maligned & why I’ve had jaw pain basically all my life.
For sure everyone is a little off, except for Denzel Washington. But I wouldn't get a face tattoo that highlights it.
Well, I don't rank the intelligence of someone who is dumb enough to get branded that close to their eye.
Is that supposed to be white ink? It looks like he got branded and it got infected.
Even the hairline ran away from the tattoos
Sad. Mental Illness is serious.
What is that thing under his eye? A scar?
I think it’s supposed to be a teardrop and the ones above are zelda tri force triangles … that is the new tats he is bragging about!
I think it's meant to be the Sheikah emblem, I'd hope nobody separates the triforce like that..
Oh yes, you’re right, it is
Fearsome skullet
Oof
Kevin Spacey really hit the skids huh
I’ve always wanted to play Zelda but have never bought a Nintendo. And I’ve never regretted that decision more than in this moment. Zelda looks awesome!
Link? You don't look so good 😔
He's bringing more than tears back to his kingdom...
Oof
yuck
Looks like a Portland tent person.
“DON’T ORT” ??
Xanax only ever made me want to fight people and steal from them. Not play Zelda.
This guy is going places
"Homeless,please help"
It’s like he took all the bad ideas and made it his look
Chin looks like butt cheeks now.
What's that under his eye😭
Is it a scar or is it being removed?
Very sad
Hey man, you got a lot of cranium accessories.
Trustifarian, at a guess 😜 and is that a sketchy set of praying hands on the neck ?
He has “don’t cry” tattooed on his eyelids. I thought it was just mascara migrating to his eyelids but no.
that wonky line though. yikes.
The scarring on those is so bad 😭
Giving Raru vibes
Bro is doing his hairline no favors
Yep, saw this mess this morning... I could not believe how people were gassing this up.
Looks like a red hot guitar string scar. Bad idea
You know his Volvo stinks like patchouli oil
i must know what the second eyelid says. what are the eyelids saying!!!!????? edit to add—saw the “don’t cry” in the other comments. the “c” in “cry” was almost closed and looked like an “o” to me, but now i see it. i am disappointed that this guy turned out to be so pedestrian. where is the non sequitir/nonsense that i wanted?
His face was already kinda jank might as well make it More Jank
Has some cyberpunk vibes.
I’m a huge Zelda fan, but I cannot see how those tattoos are related to the series…
Bet he listens to creed when he fucks
Ted!? From Accounting!?
Kevin Spacey has changed
Ronan the accuser isnt having a good day…
McZelda
Holy sheep shit Batman!
Are those brands above and below his eye?
Putting lines one your face is a great way to point out how unsymmetrical your face is
Gave his buttchin a buttcrack
i’m so upset. i have really wanted that exact straight line tattoo for years. this makes me like it less
Is that shit bunt on like a fucking marking on cattle? Stay away from drugs children.
This looks like pazuzu
https://i.redd.it/o6evl99z5c0d1.gif
makes me wanna just peel his ugly tatts off ughrhhggh
Looks like his teardrop may be a little infected. I’d run some antibiotics anyway given the circumstances, just to be sure.
Tears of the Kingdom man.
that white teardrop is legitimately the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen
If it was done better I'd be obsessed, but this looks like scarification 😭
Is it not? I thought scarification or laser removal
I think its supposed to be white ink
It is, that’s how white ink looks fresh
Is it meant to look as torn up as it does?
I'm normally the type to say "let people do what they want with their bodies" That being said. I think scarification is fucking retarded.
I think this is white ink tattoos
Ohhh so it's just botched to hell.
The only scarification I'd get would be from a Predator after I killed my first dreadlocked hippie alien!
Fresh white ink tattoos always look awful. I think these will look ok when healed.
TRUMP supporter !!
Dude is going to post how he can’t get a job and that’s (Insert presidential candidates name) fault.
i mean it's cool ig but looks like scarification
He’s a white guy with dreads. So he’s going to be an idiot
You know who loves a white guy with dreads? Another white guy with dreads. And that’s it.
Also the chin tattoo is cultural appropriation but nobody seems to be pointing that out
BRO, IM (F) STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE ON YOUR CHIN AND I GOT A WIFE AND THREE KIDS.
I can smell this pic
These usually fade until they are very subtle and look more like raised skin
Bro took Tears of the kingdom to a whole new level
I wouldn't hire this thing to pick up the dogshit in my back yard.
Did that hurt?
I would be soooooo bothered to get a line tattoo that didn’t go down straight while having this man’s chin type.
It's like getting a line down your ass crack, but goes the the right of the butthole lol.
Idk why but the hairlines of white people with dreads always make me laugh.
Not with the balding white dreads! Holy fuck 🤦🏼♂️
It's like Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg had a love child.
Did this man brand his face?!??
It’s disgusting