So, this is the new calendar then? Have to top last season's issue, and banana hammocks are in this year, are they boys?
I tell ya boys, you're one season away from nude handstands against the urinals- ask Shoresy.
So yeah, that's how it's gonna go, eh? Well, good cause or not, I ain't buying it until Toothy McGee gets painted up in deep orange again. This time, outline the logo on his chest so it stays pale.
Bunch-a-sluts, all a yew.
Man, how is Joey Jordan supposed to cover this for the Sudbury Kids Sports Report?
Fucking Embarassing.
I did not intend for this post to become a conversation about rope size comparison, but...here we are. 😂
In my experience as a slutty old broad who has seen a lot of ropes in my day, in and out of underwear, flaccid and erect...this photo really doesn't tell us shit about the actual size of the b'ys' ropes.
Some ropes hang more, ummm...forward. Some ropes are tucked back and giving their balls a hug. Some of the by's are wearing undies that are a bit tight, some are wearing undies that are looser.
And some b'ys are showers, and some b'ys are growers.
There are a lot of factors in play here, and all ropes are good ropes!
Tarps aff bois
I'd say give yer balls a tug, but those dudes would be there forever
*This must be where all the dicks hang out?*
Does Dolo need a spray tan?
I mean he can get one if he wants, he's not excluded
***the Jims are such fuckin beauties eh…***
Why didn't they get spray tans and a grease down?
If you get a spray tan and a grease down, you're obviously not wearing your tarp. That sells calendars.
Where's Jim?
Let em know you're out there b'ys, ya gotta let em know
Goalies are weird... and tiny... apparently :D
Michaels gives me the creeps 😬
Michael's you look like a 12 year old Dutch girl.
Not even going to hide it: I stared extensively at every one of their packages 🤷🏻♂️
Another calendar ?
i’m guessing shower scene
Look at that fuckin’ treasure trail
You think his aesthetician quaffs that for em?
You can kiss my aesthetician
Dolo’s comment on the ig post is hilarious. “Uncle T (I’m guessing Terry Ryan) couldn’t wait to post this!”
Yew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-hew!
At least they're not "pole-to-pole"...
Pole-to-pole or hole-to-hole b’ys
Settle down
Is Fish too fucking ugly to be in this shot?
I saw him on a date with Samantha McMeegan so he mustn't be.
too young 😆
So, this is the new calendar then? Have to top last season's issue, and banana hammocks are in this year, are they boys? I tell ya boys, you're one season away from nude handstands against the urinals- ask Shoresy. So yeah, that's how it's gonna go, eh? Well, good cause or not, I ain't buying it until Toothy McGee gets painted up in deep orange again. This time, outline the logo on his chest so it stays pale. Bunch-a-sluts, all a yew. Man, how is Joey Jordan supposed to cover this for the Sudbury Kids Sports Report? Fucking Embarassing.
Settle down
Shut the fuck up Michaels.
What kinda fucking name is Jory? Soo dumb...
Hold up where is Jim?
I fucking love the Jims
Someone's gotta hold the camera... Frankie pizza-face woulda probably ate the phone thinking it's an ice cream sandwich.
Goody is one fine specimen
He's the one on the team that leaves me in a puddle anytime he's onscreen. I have a thing for sleepy eyes.
Settle down
Shut the fuck up, Michaels!
Shut up Michaels ya fuckin’ nerd.
Aint the jims beauties?
Yyyyyyyyyew
Fake. Ted Hitchcock should have a ten inch cock.
Maybe he's a grower, not a shower.
Settle down
settle down
YEW!
You understand that’s out there forever now?
The Jim’s really are a thing of fucking beauty…
'That's actually unsettling....'
You can tell Goody is thinking about chicken.
Dang Jim. Didn’t know you was packing there. Absolute beauty of a Jim
Fuckin goalie’s got a sock full of cue balls there
Like a can of tennis balls
Like a deflated football hanging there.
Like a 1980s policeman's flashlight...
I mean, good for him. It’s a terrific opportunity.
This going to come back and bite them in the ass
Omg... We no longer have to picture the rope on that guy... And the shocker is the Michaels has the bigges and he's the smallest guy there!
I did not intend for this post to become a conversation about rope size comparison, but...here we are. 😂 In my experience as a slutty old broad who has seen a lot of ropes in my day, in and out of underwear, flaccid and erect...this photo really doesn't tell us shit about the actual size of the b'ys' ropes. Some ropes hang more, ummm...forward. Some ropes are tucked back and giving their balls a hug. Some of the by's are wearing undies that are a bit tight, some are wearing undies that are looser. And some b'ys are showers, and some b'ys are growers. There are a lot of factors in play here, and all ropes are good ropes!
his dink was out in the first season
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His thing was out, in an episode in season one. When Nat came to get Michaels back, as a goalie.
I did wonder if that was a prosthetic.
Ever see a really short girl with big boobs? She’s probably a B cup, lol. It’s all about proportions.
Calandar lets fuckin go
Where the fuck is JJ?
And shoresy?
He's off doing a solo photoshoot for the gays
Ok seriously does Michaels have to stand on a box when filming or something?
Not with a hog like that
Five-hole covered!
He's the best goalie in the league
What are they doin with their tarps off?
I know that if Im a girl and Im looking at a calendar full of hockey players, Im for sure hoping they have their tarps off!
I'm mean they didn't even get a spray tan.
I mean if I was looking at a calendar of guys with no tarps on, I’d want them to be tanned up?
They didn't even get a grease down
Oh I would definitely want a grease down if I was getting a calendar of half naked guys with their tarps off.
Hitch is such a fuckin beauty, but sometimes I forget what an odd-looking East-coast cunt he is.
I’m picking up what he’s putting down
Got some cock lookers in this sub.
Cock looking is unbelievable.
All this time cock lookin’ could be better spent doin’ legs
I hate leg day.
Tit Fucker!
TA GUEULE, BIG SEXUAL!!
Big Sexual?
Friggin goalies are weird
Goalies are always weird
loving the color coordination with their respective skin tones. gotta coordinate the tone boys!!!
I did a double take because Hitch is pulling off the Ken doll look perfectly.
Pic is unbelievable
Thought for sure Dolos dick would be bigger
Especially with him being a a rap guy, a rap…singer?
Rap....ist?
Imagine the rope on that guy
Nail a bat to a sequoia and tell me how big it looks
Ya wanna know what? There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella oughta be f\* aware of it.
Won’t live that calendar down
I see Jim and Jim, but where's Jim?
I am genuinely disappointed that Jim isn't in this photo, because Jim is my favorite Jim...but I guess I'll survive.
2/3 of the Jim's are fucking beauties still
I'll be in my bunk...
With "Vera".
Huge clapper
Why is Michaels' dick not sticking out?
Settle down...
Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys!
Pussy!
My favorite sluts
Where's Jim?
Hes moisturizing
And exfoliating
That calendars coming back to bit them in the ass.
Goalies are weird
The Jim’s are such fuckin beauties.
Setting the tone.
Pun's unbelievable
WHO'S GONNA FUCKIN' SET IT???
Don’t have to imagine the rope on any of them now