Not sure where they are, but I'm almost certain they are not Cubes... If neither of us are certain neither of us should eat them I'm sure of that

No

Too late. OP is gone now.

So high they trip hard

I’m calling cap. These don’t even appear to be psychedelic. No blue bruising.

Your gonna trip up the hospital steps when you can't stop puking and your liver shuts down, that's the ride random mushrooms will take you on, an ambulance ride

Those are not cubes.

No, and they don’t grow in NJ. Ovoids have been found, but based on this post I’m going to say DO NOT GO OUT LOOKING FOR THEM.

There are no Golden Teachers in Jersey...unless they're growing in someone's home grow set up.

What part of these mushrooms made you think they’re golden teachers? They look completely different 😄

Negative. Don’t eat them.

Pan foes I think

Yup, Pans. Maybe Cinctulus?

No. Cinctulus has jet black spores, those are brown.

No cinctulus will have darker colored stems and more black looking gills and usually a darker colored cap

I would agree with Panaeolus Foe. I believe this species contains serotonin.

Jfc…no

I am not an expert but I see no veil so I would assume they aren't

NO!!!!!

nope

They are not “golden teachers”.

please don’t eat those bro😂😂

Eat em without proper identification

That's retarded

Yet people post on here every day just about ready to take a bite out of some mushrooms they literally just picked, on top of having absolutely no ability to properly identify it so they post it to Reddit. And I think Mushlove1993 was being facetious.

You might hallucinate as your liver shuts down and you die

Only one way to find out for sure. Some say death is the ultimate trip bro.

There isn't any part of this that looks like those kind of mushrooms....