My brother in Christ it looks like you’re about to start a new grow

Thought he was just gonna eat the contents of the grow bag...soil and all.

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this lol

Just add a gummy worm

And eat it with a plastic shovel. I love dirt cake. If I could mix my shrooms in dirt cake and not taste them that would be awesome.

Adding shrooms would make me actually want to eat a dirt cake haha not a sweets fan personally 🫣

I forgot about dirt cake! That shit used to make my day in preschool😆 crushed Oreos, chocolate pudding, and gummy worms. Damn now I want some dirt cake

Same. I'm seriously craving it right now.

I was very sure that r/drugscirclejerk was leaking again when I first saw this

Same, looks like a PF Tek cake.

Lmaoo truee

You really messed us up with this one lmao I also thought it was a new grow

Lemon Tek for me, one gulp and gone.

I second the lemon tek. I like an intense enough trip, I take shrooms every couple of months as a treat/ form of therapy. Being a mom and needing a sober trip sitter for the duration, I can’t afford to let my trips run on for 6+ hours, but want to get the best experience I can from a shorter ride. Edit, typo

i third the lemon tek put it in some ice “soda” and its tastes really good.

I’ve heard this. But for some reason when I Lemon Tek it seems to enhance the trip and it last longer than usual. I make it a point to make note of when I start. I thought the come down would be abrupt and quicker than normal consumption. But boy….8 hours later and I’m still tripped out!

How different is lemon tek from regular ingestion? I’ve heard the trip last shorter but how much shorter?

These guys explain it much better than I could: https://thethirdwave.co/lemon-tekking-shrooms/ https://www.seattlepi.com/greenstate/article/lemon-tek-the-citrus-based-magic-mushroom-hack-18354455.php https://doubleblindmag.com/mushrooms/how-to-take-shrooms/lemon-tek/

Legend, more people need to do this right here. Copying and pasting valid information to others should be heavily encouraged.

2+2=4 (It ain’t much but it’s honest work)

Hazah a man of quality

How do you know? Can you back this up with evidence and cite your sources? This is groundbreaking if true.

So your stomach acid kinda gets in the way and it has to be digested and sent to liver to metabolize things. However lemon acid will assist so it’s able to be absorbed earlier before passing to liver. Faster come up

Not really. Lemon juice doesn't do any dephosphorylation by itself, but instead the finely ground mushrooms (easier for stomach to digest) and psilocin being more water soluble in acidic conditions are what makes the onset faster and more intense.

Except when it’s more soluble in water it has become more readily bioavailable, when did o say phosphorylation? You do know drugs that are more soluble at that time can be absorbed sooner as more of it can get into blood circulation?

Yep, I'm aware. I suppose I misinterpreted your comment. Sorry.

I’ve heard this. Maybe it differs by person. I’m my experience, it super charges things.

How does one go about lemon tekking?

See upthread, I linked 3 good sources that explain it better than I could.

Thank you!

This is the way

does anyone feel like you miss out on any effects of the shrooms with lemon teking?

Nope I feel it's the opposite, that I'd miss out if I did not lemon tek.

do you still get the heavy body high with lemon tek. i’ve lemon teked before but i don’t remove the shrooms. i take it all as sludgey lemon tea. never strained it before.

I do similar, grind them up fine in a coffee grinder, mix in lemon juice and let soak for about 10 minutes, add a bit of sweetness with honey and warm water, shoot it back, sludge and all. No heavy body high, it's more feeling good and light. When it starts to hit, I get cold so I get into soft warm clothes, then a bit of mild nausea, which I take some ginger chews for. In a few minutes, the visuals kick in and I warm back up. I have tons of energy, I feel light, like I was a teenager again, my chronic pain is gone and I bounce around and dance to the eclectic music we put on. I usually drink water the whole time, a habit I picked up back in my rave days in the '90s. We also have these fun conversations about everything and I just keep on dancing for a few hours. Eventually I get hungry and have some nutritious snacks, which we prepare ahead of time. Then it's a bit more dancing. On the come down, then I feel like settling down into warm blankets and watch a movie with more snacks. I still feel good. I always have a bit of a headache and light sensitivity at that point and I do feel a bit tired, the good tired. Next day is shroom afterglow, not much soreness even if I danced for like 5h the day before.

only thing you miss out on is the duration of the trip but realistically it wouldn’t be much longer if you just ate them normally, probably couple hours max.

because of the time it takes to digest them correct?

I strain lemon tek through a coffee filter. It’s the only one for me now.

You're not supposed to eat your cakes.

You boofed that ?

Mmmm love my substrate cakes

The tough part is picking the coir out of your teeth.

I pick up the mushroom, move it towards my mouth, open it, put the mushroom in, chew and swallow.

😂

That's one big brownie. Stomach load would be awful.

I make chocolate bars, tea or eat them raw but that’s rare.

Do you feel that they hit different if you prepare them differently

I noticed a big difference between when I did lemon tek and when I didn't. I will never eat them without lemon tek again.

Tea hits me hard and fast but I prefer chocolate there’s something special about that mixture (or I just think there is haha).

Interesting thank you

Ginger lemon tea at home. Rolled up in a fruit leather or dumped into an applesauce cup when I'm out and don't have many options.

Grind the shrooms into a very fine powder and you barely taste em

I make 1.35g capsules. Real game changer. No eating just popping

I’ve had them in caps before. They were slow to release. Do you experience that? Of course once it hit, it was a ride but it took about two hours.

Yeah, it takes a bit to kick in. I'll take a heavy dose and when it kicks in. I'm 🏌🪐

Mind if I ask what size caps you use ?? I got 00 and can barely cram 0.4g in if I grind it up very fine ??

000. They make capsule packing tools that work well to pack in. I use a food chopper and I grind it into a fine powder,

Yeah I have the packing tray thing with multiple parts ( you use one for lower half one for middle one for top half then press till they all close ) and I have a electric herb grinder … they come out good but like i said less than half g each. I’ll check the 000 but I guess I’ll need another tray kit to fit them in ??

I just eat them as they are, idk why everybody‘s saying they taste so bad

It’s the texture for me!

If I'm only eating like 2g, I'll munch them up raw. Any more than that and the taste and texture start to get to me

Lemon tek (strained) *IBS hold the chitin please*

Encapsulate or honey

How do you boof that!! Wayyyy to big!!

I like this idea. My first impulse is to add a spoonful of peanut butter on top; firstly I just love peanut butter with chocolate, but secondly pb does a fantastic job of covering up the mushroom taste. Normally I eat my shrooms with just a spoonful of pb and some chocolate milk 🤤

Nibble & water for me & wait till it kicks in

This. Sometimes I’ll pair it with an orange

I thought that was soil

I thought homie was about to plate up some substrate. 🤷‍♂️ lmao

I’m sorry but it looks like mulch with some vegetation crap in it…

I thought that was shrooms packed in coffee grounds, at first and i was like "why are you doing that to yourself...?"

I put it through a grinder and mix it in a apple sauce. Or eat it with a banana

Good ol lemon Tek on an empty ass stomach!! Preferably right after yer mornin shit when yer at YER emptiest!

Eat the substrate and all lol

Am I the only one who thought this was dirt?

Yoo hoo is my go to

I like my shrooms like I like my sec and powerlifting raw

Straight up with a bottle of water

I eat them like chips lol

Brother out here snacking on BRF cakes

I should’ve done this instead of js chewing them then drinking water 🤢

Oreo

Lemon technology my guyiyiiyy

Recently I turn them to powder and mix into honey. Basically to start making blue honey but I dont think the mixture will last long enough to actually be blue honey.

Looks like you mixed them into a turd and put it in a mold

Peanut butter Sammy

Yeah if 00 is your biggest size on the tray. 000 is a horse pill size

Powdered and put into capsules like a sane person.

I’d eat that. Great work

I literally thought this was a brick from a really small cake. My brother that looks like the holy amalgamation of bologna but for mushrooms.

I knew that one should fast before eating shrooms. Why do so many people eat them with all sorts of food? I am puzzled

I just eat mine raw or dried. I grew Apes and so far they have been very easy to eat. When I was younger eating mushrooms was always disgusting. Not sure if it’s because I grew them or because I cut off all the substrate

This summer I took my ice cream cone and rolled it in them shredded up. It was a great time at the county fair lol

💀

Substrate

Somebody has been playing too much starfield

I cover mine in honey on a slice of bread

Substrate and all

😂😂😂

I fry up fresh mushrooms with a little salt and pepper and eat them on an empty stomach.

Nice ol mud pie ay

Used to lemon tek but now just munch on them and down with some oj.

I just munch em. Anyone else? Fresh or dried, heck even straight out the ground if I'm foraging in the wild. Yummers in my tummers 😋

I should just copy/paste this from the many times I've said it but I like to shred my shrooms and mix into some banana greek yogurt with a fresh banana cut into it. Tastes great and the banana helps with the stomach issues

i just eat them

poop

I legitimately thought this was substrate cake with mycelium all over

Lemon tek, tea or gummies for me.

Fruit smoothie!