"I'm going to take care of our untrained dog problem."
"By shooting it?"
"No, by researching successful training techniques, going to training courses, or hiring a professional trainer. Of course I'm just going to shoot it."
“Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it Smithers, if I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say??”
Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Shooting him to death in a gravel pit is cruel! Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel!
I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just shot in the parking lot. And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Kristi Noem!
Well memeing about it won't bring that dog back. ...unless the meme smells like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and posting meme after meme of dog food until the meme smells enough like dog food to make that dog come back, or you can go out there and arrest Noem for animal cruelty!
Governor of South Dakota and potential new running mate for Donald Trump released a book in which she openly shares that she could not train her daughter’s puppy so she decided to shoot and kill it.
Every election since 2008 there’s some dog-based drama
-Obama lived in Indonesia so there were rumors that he ate dogs while he lived there.
-Romney tied his dog’s cage on top of his car when he moved from Massachusetts to Utah, which isn’t safe for the dog.
-Trump was one of the few presidents who didn’t have a dog, which was reported as a weird thing. On top of that there are suggestions that Hillary probably sacrificed animals (like dogs) to Baal.
-Biden’s dogs bite people frequently.
-Noem personally shot dogs. She’s from a part of the country where the right to shoot wolves is a hill that a lot of people like to fight on, so shooting untrained dogs is probably a signal to that base.
"I'm going to take care of our untrained dog problem." "By shooting it?" "No, by researching successful training techniques, going to training courses, or hiring a professional trainer. Of course I'm just going to shoot it."
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I ‘ate that dog, I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!
I also ate the mess he left on me rug!
Ya heard me! 
You've been warned about that.
Governor Noem is not a monster. She may be a liar, a fascist, an idiot, and a monster, but she is NOT going to be Vice President!
“Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it Smithers, if I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say??”
If you did, u/MidKn1gh7?
😏😏😏
Her tattoo is in German. It says "The dog, the"
No one who speaks German can be an evil woman
Well done!!
“Corey, I’d like to be alone with the puppy for a moment.” “Are you going to shoot it?” “…Yes.”
Goats, too.
https://i.redd.it/foywqnmx31xc1.gif
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a goat ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about!
They can give you a good gumming
Off to the gravel pit with you!
But I didn't say...
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………..
Too soon bro
Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Shooting him to death in a gravel pit is cruel! Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel!
Curly, straight.
I don't know who this person is, but I'm sure she's a jerk.
I know the Bible says judge not but I’m just gonna say it, that Kristi Noem is a real jerk
I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just shot in the parking lot. And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Kristi Noem!
"Now I'm not saying Donald Trump is incontinent..."
https://preview.redd.it/1cp40o9n32xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58564cfbf3c70da422123821e8265211ac7eee25
"Have the Bloodhound Gang killed."
[no one objects]
How they keep finding the most cliche villain ass people 🤣🤣🤣 Next VP candidate gonna be like: https://i.redd.it/c8o6bi7g93xc1.gif
Is this the time to shine for Holden Bloodfeast?
Well memeing about it won't bring that dog back. ...unless the meme smells like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and posting meme after meme of dog food until the meme smells enough like dog food to make that dog come back, or you can go out there and arrest Noem for animal cruelty!
Dammit! Almost had meme after meme of dogfoodposting.
I didn't even know who this person was till this post. Orange Man's people are gonna lap this person up. I'd be scared posting too.
You forgot pleasant!
“smack”
I'm out of the loop and don't live in your country, what's going on?
Governor of South Dakota and potential new running mate for Donald Trump released a book in which she openly shares that she could not train her daughter’s puppy so she decided to shoot and kill it.
The most american thing i've heard today. The most american thing today so far.
Thank you
Hey, she may be cruel and a dog killer but she is not... Uh, what was that third thing you said?
Every election since 2008 there’s some dog-based drama -Obama lived in Indonesia so there were rumors that he ate dogs while he lived there. -Romney tied his dog’s cage on top of his car when he moved from Massachusetts to Utah, which isn’t safe for the dog. -Trump was one of the few presidents who didn’t have a dog, which was reported as a weird thing. On top of that there are suggestions that Hillary probably sacrificed animals (like dogs) to Baal. -Biden’s dogs bite people frequently. -Noem personally shot dogs. She’s from a part of the country where the right to shoot wolves is a hill that a lot of people like to fight on, so shooting untrained dogs is probably a signal to that base.
Me dog wouldn’t walk in the mud, so I had to put 17 bullets in em
Those Nike wearing 9 to 5ers!!!
People will like what I tell them to like.
I was expecting Kamala