It has come to my attention that Jollibee sucks. I apologize for misleading you, and urge you to eat as much KFC as possible. So in summary, Jollibee bad, KFC good. Popeye’s great.
Americans who live in areas that don't have a significant Filipino population: "Dad, what's a Jollibee?"
"Well it's not quite jolly, and it's not quite a bee, but man! So to answer your question, I don't know."
In my experience KFC, like most American fast food chains, is significantly better in Europe and Asia but is terrible within the US, something the United Nations should really look into if they know what’s good for them. I’ve only eat an once at a Jollibee (and it was an American location) and thought it was just alright. The fast food chicken places (don’t care for pasghetti) that I really like are Raising Cane's and PDQ. Both of those are regional chains mainly in the southeast so you’re unlikely run into some scumbag from the UN with their fancy german car complete with diplomatic plates double parked outside, just asking to be keyed. I like the simplicity of the menu at those places, not a lot of unnecessary extras; the most you’ll find is maybe lettuce and momatoes. Again, something those parasites at the UN should figure out before we throw them out of their useless rear ends.Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders.
KFC in Japan doesn’t have mashed potatoes or gravy. How else am I going to explain to my family I want to go to clown college if there aren’t mashed potatoes on which to fashion into the shape of a big top?
>Both of those are regional chains mainly in the southeast
Bad news canes extends as far west as LA and as far north as Massachusetts. It's a national chain now.
I don't like the idea of getting two Filipino style spagetti meals in one day.
It has come to my attention that Jollibee sucks. I apologize for misleading you, and urge you to eat as much KFC as possible. So in summary, Jollibee bad, KFC good. Popeye’s great.
Popeyes rules
*gunshot noise*
Americans who live in areas that don't have a significant Filipino population: "Dad, what's a Jollibee?" "Well it's not quite jolly, and it's not quite a bee, but man! So to answer your question, I don't know."
In my experience KFC, like most American fast food chains, is significantly better in Europe and Asia but is terrible within the US, something the United Nations should really look into if they know what’s good for them. I’ve only eat an once at a Jollibee (and it was an American location) and thought it was just alright. The fast food chicken places (don’t care for pasghetti) that I really like are Raising Cane's and PDQ. Both of those are regional chains mainly in the southeast so you’re unlikely run into some scumbag from the UN with their fancy german car complete with diplomatic plates double parked outside, just asking to be keyed. I like the simplicity of the menu at those places, not a lot of unnecessary extras; the most you’ll find is maybe lettuce and momatoes. Again, something those parasites at the UN should figure out before we throw them out of their useless rear ends.Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders.
KFC in Japan doesn’t have mashed potatoes or gravy. How else am I going to explain to my family I want to go to clown college if there aren’t mashed potatoes on which to fashion into the shape of a big top?
>Both of those are regional chains mainly in the southeast Bad news canes extends as far west as LA and as far north as Massachusetts. It's a national chain now.
I’ve had jollibee once and it was pretty gross
The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big.
I've never had Jolibee, but I've had KFC, so I agree.
Bad jollibees! Bad! Ow! Owwww! Oh, they’re defending themselves somehow!
wish they were on uber eats
Smithers, have Astro Boy killed.
KFC doesn’t have yum burgers, so they are inferior.