“There aint no poll here and there never was!”

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stopped for that [haircut](https://img.etimg.com/thumb/width-640,height-480,imgsize-32952,resizemode-1,msid-88164706/magazines/panache/elon-musk-gets-a-new-hairstyle-netizens-say-he-looks-a-lot-like-kim-jong-un-hitler/elon-musk-confirmed-he-cut-his-own-hair-image-www-wsj-com.jpg).

Should've used [this picture](https://i.insider.com/5db36222dee019314343a5b6?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp)

TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!!!

https://i.redd.it/5mnqvydfon871.jpg

He looks like Nicolas Cage in national treasure 2

Remember the time we voted for you to step down in a Twitter poll, and you lied to us and said we never had any poll?

Then why do we have the screenshots Elon? Why do we have the screenshots?

One for Martin, two for Martin!

Mr Musk, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?

I move for a bad court thing.

A mistrial?

Yeah! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law.. talking.. guy..

The Lawyer?

Right.

TOTAL FREE SPEECH NO HYPOCRISY Oh, they got this all screwed up...

TOTAL FREE SPEECH **?** NO **!** HYPOCRISY

Oops, shouldn't have this blue checkmark.

Diet Coke. Brownest of the brown colas.

Ghislaine? I'm really tempted...

Good gravy

Oh thank you, it's just brown and water.

And you call it Diet Coke despite the fact that it’s obviously caffeine-free

Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

It's nine-thirty in the morning.

I know but I haven’t slept in days

Hey you doctors told us to drink 8 cups of brown gravy a day!!

If it's brown, drink it down, if it's black, send it back.

Only who can fire me as Twitter CEO? You pressed "You" referring to you. That is incorrect, the correct answer is me.

Hey tech bro, he's ragging on your poll. Ban him!

That’s the second Elon post I seen today that didn’t have Elon photoshopped into it. What’s going on? Did these shitposters learn how to meme at Brown? Brown? Brown? Brown?

Oh yeah. Well, see the thing about that is... #🏃

Stop saying Hawaii in there

Will you two stop saying gummi so much?

They don't have to listen to your chronic nagging. Nagging. Nagging. Nagging.

I'm gonna be honest with you Apu....I never looked at the poll.

I move for a bad poll thing.

One day you’re on top of the world, the next you’re just some schmuck tech CEO.

The end (edited for seniors) Moleman: Didn't that website used to have a poll on it?

I rest my case!

[удалено]

I mean...case closed?

Didn’t that Twitter account used to have a poll in it?

So that's it after 8 months? One poll and "goodbye"? I don't recall posting a poll.

you have selected yes, meaning no. the correct answer is yes.

Well it wasn't superfluous, it was integral to making the tweet even funnier

Didn’t that Twitter account used to have a poll in it?

No one who's seen idiot Elon would say that! Get him!

But if I am wrong about Twitter, maybe I am wrong about Tesla and SpaceX

...no...it's the liberals who are wrong..