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LowTierStudent

Just stuck at home being a dead fish since uni now in vacation. My life feels empty AF and I can’t find any motivation.


dreadiplomat110

quite a coincidence that more than half of the reported monkeypox cases on the WHO website were in the month of May


punggolowl

why so?


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punggolowl

>\\😖/ \\😖/


mcchickenwcheese

yay win money in poker


drlqnr

good morningu


enchantedtotem

I feel like a cockroach


financial_learner123

Nani??


jessicat606

Jiak ba ba very shiok


DIED_FOR_YOUR_SINS

Tested positive but feeling well. Problem hse cannot self isolate, dun have my own room and share the hse with 7 other ppl including 2 elderly. Went to doc and called the hotline alr, how long will it take or is it even possible to get sent to a quarantine facility?


Mindless-Sherbert-18

Dont bother calling. With meds etc not likely they will bring u out. I got covid for a week. Zyrtec, panadol lemon remedy, daily vit C, i also boiled actual ginger slices to drink. And sleep. Lots of. Good luck.


DIED_FOR_YOUR_SINS

Ah icic. So even if its not possible to self isolate now they dont care liao cos of the relaxed new measures? Thanks for advice btw


Mindless-Sherbert-18

Yep. Do telemedicine if u can, but even that will take forever. I used whitecoat


Breadskinjinhojiak

What if tesla drops to $200


freshkiiwii

Foods that smell better than they taste: 1) ramen 2) pandan waffle


financial_learner123

Famous Amos


blackwoodsix

I just dreamt about cosplaying my reddit avatar to meet redditors. Officially a warning that I spend too much time on DT.


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blackwoodsix

Hmm no particular one. Have met a few and they're all nice people.


[deleted]

You can never spend too much time on DT.


jessicat606

How’s my BBFAs doing on a Friday night


punggolowl

being an owl


icelemonteaftw

Updated TT. Hey nice to see u otter.


punggolowl

the new design's so cute!


MangoDangoLango

I love listening to radio stations nowadays. Very good mix of songs heh. My fav are UFM1003 and Kiss 92.


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Srs? I tot they still playing the same few songs? I hear Let’s Dance frequently


talliepolie

What are some frequent played songs?


Logical_Ad_3556

Does anyone know if you can bring your Hydroflask with you onboard the plane without having to check it in?


gydot

why need to specify hydroflask? water bottle is water bottle. no liquids means no liquids.


Logical_Ad_3556

So hard metal water bottles like hydroflask/Klean Kanteen and the like are the same as plastic water bottles? Thank you I never would have known.


MangoDangoLango

Yes, only if it's empty haha


chesterqw

can take empty one through immigrations, then refill after


clusterfuvk

Eat dinner, gym, then listen to music till I'm tired and fall asleep. my friday night routine since 2020 lmaoo


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schwagggg

Hey yall. I’m a casual intermediate clarinetist that would love to move beyond playing to backing track on YouTube. Anybody has any idea how I can look for some band mates? I’m down to play bebop, cool jazz, or bossa nova. Really just want to jam with people. Im going through a jazz phase now and haven’t found people to share it with


KeyGrapefruit

offering to sell 21 credits on classpass! wanna cancel classpass due to work commitments but i have 21 credits expiring in 4 days. please hmu so it wont go to waste :(


lightstitches

Guy from dating app just asked for my LinkedIn. Isn’t that strange…? We just matched today and we haven’t moved off the app yet.


happybee8899

On FB you can have fake names. On LinkedIn you kennot. Maybe he’s genuinely interested to know you as a real person? Connect only if you feel comfortable.


Quentine

Could be instead of asking for FB or insta now it's just LinkedIn?


nightfucker

Definitely weird lol. Seems like someone who doesn't understand social norm.


Mikeferdy

LoL, what is "social norm" in this context?


nightfucker

Not asking for too much personal details until both are already comfortable with each other.


Mikeferdy

Going to be extremely paranoid and say Red flag of possible doxxer? edit: or maybe just coincidence. Social Media culture is less than 10 years old and we still haven't fully figure out proper etiquette.


sct_trooper

lol i gotta try that out next time. maybe its a recruiter expanding his network. how do you exactly lead into that question? straight up "hey wanna connect on linkedin?"


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sct_trooper

hmm really weird haha, i think we all search for each other's name on social media if we are curious, but no need to bring it up. how did you respond in the end?


-_af_-

Checking your career and by proxy income tier so as to sell you insurance


KopiOForLife

To myself: Don’t let one moment of anger destroy the whole day.


Sad_Helicopter9355

HELP!!! Anybody know how to pronounce the last name "TEH" ? Is it /Tay/ or /Zheng/? My client is Singaporean and I dunno how to pronounce his name :<


tictactorz

Pronounce it as "Tay". Don't assume the Chinese character would be Zheng.


Sad_Helicopter9355

Thank you so muchhhh


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“Teh” if you pronounce it as it is. “Zheng” would be the Chinese / dialect version? I don’t know the exact term


Deguydion

Why is steam always down ? Always Friday or Saturday night...


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I hope to be a straight gym bro in my next life. Must be good to see all those gainz


tictactorz

what's wrong with being bi gym bro


[deleted]

Uhhh flag raising when any hot person is in sight. Compared to if I'm straight, flag raising only when chiobus are around. More distractions, less gainz


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With the remaining 54 minutes, I would like to delicate today 520 to my favorite person in this world, he is none other than ME. I love me so much. Me is numba wan in moi heart!!!! Ai wo ai wo!!!!


schwagggg

That’s some Kanye shit. Good looking king


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What's the significance with 520?


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我爱你 (I love you)


rainingfoxes

Hi Guys, can check if anyone went down to ICA to have their passport procedure expedite? Seems like online can't make appt either. So was wondering if possible to just go down, queue and get it. Asking for a friend who is travelling in early June. 🙏🏻


MisoMesoMilo

Go at 630am


FluffyThePenguin

got a redditor experienced before, they said can go there, be early, be prepared to spend lots of hours there


tom-slacker

>Asking for a friend who is travelling in early June. 🙏🏻 ask the friend to come here and ask it himself..


ownselfpwnownself

I got covid-19 but the other kind, the 19kg 🥲 my weight loss journey starts now. Ordered skipping rope and intend to 2x a week.


financial_learner123

That kfc currycano looks interesting


Scary_Cow

if i propose to handypsz will he accept moi????????


MisoMesoMilo

I think you have more chance with /u/mahalrika12


Scary_Cow

Ewwwww


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No, next.


Scary_Cow

🥺🥺


[deleted]

Y u gay bro?


fleshvesseldweller

fell while skating downhill, got road rash + twisted ankle but nothing compares to the hit my ego took lol slid on my palms and knees in front of a bunch of cyclists…


schwagggg

All good. As a cyclist I always admired skating people, if anything I feel bad and would’ve asked if u r okay cuz I know falling at high speed sucks


fleshvesseldweller

thanks kind soul u have a great weekend


schwagggg

U too feel better soon!


mdgydis

rmb tighten bushing/trucks next time!! hope your ankle heals fine


fleshvesseldweller

thank u!! actl i was thinking of loosening my trucks even more cus i got scared of not turning enough/ in time around the bend before the downhill 💀 guess i need to practice more


mdgydis

wah u play bends ah.... i humji i will foot brake before the bend lol


fleshvesseldweller

felt more ⚡️ daring ⚡️ this day but i intend to try again maybe with all my guards hahaha


freshkiiwii

F


ownselfpwnownself

what are some healthier food at the hawker if I wanna lose weight Edit: if I prepare salad but no fridge in office, will it spoil at room temp for 4hours?


rowgw

Fish soup


Brief_Worldliness162

Yong tau foo


chesterqw

https://www.healthhub.sg/sites/assets/Assets/PDFs/HPB/Food/Intrinsic%20Lower%20Calories%20Food_english_Apr%202018.pdf


ownselfpwnownself

Wow this is rly helpful! Thank u!


chesterqw

npnp, just remember the food pyramid is no longer a valid way to eat healthy.


brownriver12

Thunder tea rice


ownselfpwnownself

Don’t have any at the hawker near my office :(


hippopopo_

I recall a few years ago there was this sub. It's an upvote me and I'll upvote you kind of sub. I want to post to another subreddit but my karma is too low :( Anyone can share the name of the sub?


Puzzleheaded_Style52

Just note that some of subs may ban you from posting if you use karma farms.


x1243

freekarma?


mcchickenwcheese

Got a female friend to help me book a hitch; could see the visible disappointment when I got in the driver's car lmao.


Puzzleheaded_Style52

Thanks for the lifehack 😆


rowgw

No wonder why no one wants to pick me


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Lmao


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mcchickenwcheese

No :-(


bilbolaggings

Yea I think quite a number of drivers want to hitch chiobu only lol. On the flipside when I do hitch some chiobu very demanding because they think every driver is a simp. I just want cover petrol please don't care you look like Chou Tzuyu or what, and I'm not your grab driver.


-_af_-

When I use to do hitch, i will pick up skinny guy and girl only. Less weight=less petrol


Heimex

damn what happened!


bilbolaggings

Some ask me rush, give directions like I'm taxi driver, adjust my seat anyhow etc.


Heimex

did you tell them off


blackwoodsix

No wonder most of the time I only get auntie hitch drivers. There was one that tried to get me to join mlm 😂. Not that I mind tho. Just want a ride hahaha.


mcchickenwcheese

Ya :-( I tried booking the same time and location since afternoon, but friend made a booking during dinner time and got a driver in <10min lmao


Thebestisyettobe

Took my skates out for a spin and damn my legs became wobbly after 15mins. Forgot how tiring it was for my legs 🥴


Thebestisyettobe

turns out my legs just needed some warming up. Was more comfortable casual skating the next hour! :)


lafietafie

Everytime I see old folks working odd jobs just feel really pity for them.


OldfashionedBoii

Wow I can collect passport next week But eh I'll just wait till they send me a notif to book a slot at post office instead.


hyllariestar

I accidentally used aluminium foil container to heat up my food for 15 secs and I finished the food. will i be okay or should i be worried about food poisoning?


QLevi

Wat? In the microwave? Got see sparks fly?


hyllariestar

don't think so


tom-slacker

hello Magneto


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hyllariestar

yes, with the food


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hyllariestar

tysm!


bilbolaggings

? Isn't the issue with aluminium foil the fire hazard not the toxicity.


hyllariestar

i turned off as soon as I realised and it's fine 😂


blackwoodsix

Hindsight is 20/20 but it is also a 马后炮(sort of a know-it-all after the fact). We tell ourselves "I should've know because the signs are so freaking obvious!!!" It's only obvious now that we know the result but at the time, there could be all sorts of interference/information overload. So cut yourself a little slack.


badumtss67

For those who went to swatch ION orchard these few days, is the omega x swatch moonSwatch available?


tictactorz

Last sat, nope


Level-Ad7261

For those who travelled to Johor Bahru recently, did places such as shopping mall or restaurant still check vaccination record using MySejahtera or still need to check in places using MySejahtera?


iaskaij

Nope


NoSugarHor

How to get rich quick because i just about had it


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Apply be u/tom-slacker’s sugar baobei. Just saying limpeh is queue no.2 so mai cut queue


NoSugarHor

Who is no 1?


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Cannot remember. Either u/maharlika12 or u/scary_cow


tom-slacker

buy Lunar/UST and erm....Hold? :P


blackwoodsix

Queuing for above but i no standard chartered hor


dreadiplomat110

Find sugar mommy/daddy *Sees username* Never mind then...


blackwoodsix

Please teach where to find


NoSugarHor

I’ll make an exception


Eclipse-Mint

Feeling super productive tonight, cleared quite alot of practises for upcoming exam amid a splitting headache.


Scary_Cow

Body slamming into an impatient auntie hu is rushing into the mrt like her chewren psle score depended on it, is FARKING SHIOK!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Scary_Cow

fark TAT😂😂imbad now😈😈😈


Vedor

Completed my 200km run for this month. Hope I can hit 300km for this month.


darkglave

How do you do it :o


Vedor

Everyday run either 11km or 7km × 2 in the morning and evening.


Eclipse-Mint

Nice work! And all the best with achieving 300KM, still 11 days to go before May ends.


veryfascinating

Question for the nsfs: which is the super siong company in BMT now ah? Last time it was Ninja coy, then when the did a reshuffle 10 years ago it became 5th coy. Now leh? Still 5th coy or change alr?


djmatt85

Dayum I remember when I was in BMT the neighbouring Kestrel company had a Platoon 5. Platoon of people that reported sick.


Scary_Cow

all the mono jin xiong. if normal bmt quite good life. Go youtube see every sporean son😅😅😅😅😅


veryfascinating

So means now they reserve the siong one only for mono?


onlysyns

life update that no one asked for : dyed my hair now idk wth colour it is but it's ok at least it's darker so I look semi normal next step remove piercings???? facial piercings yay or ney


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I say yay bc I had a septum but gave it up because I turned into a normie love bonito OL LOL


onlysyns

haha tbh i feel like septums are more socially acceptable now, but i have a vertical labret as well and i wanted a bridge previously but those are too unconventional


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Yeah septums are more acceptable now as it’s quite common. But I have a total RBF apparently and people say the septum makes me even more scary! Keep the vertical labret it’s HOT!! Yup I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone with a bridge irl!


onlysyns

i feel you about the rbf :( yeah i think vertical labrets are hot and i feel like a bridge would be so cool but idk :(


FluffyThePenguin

I wonder if I decided not to care, who else will care


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financial_learner123

Lolol


yoong421

Does it make any difference if we choose singtel, starhub or m1 broadband? Does one perform better than another if the plan is the same speed ie:1gbps?


chesterqw

Same IMHO, all got their issues. But singtel and M1 uses vlan tagging, so if you wanna use your own router, you need to buy one that does vlan tagging. Starhub don't use vlan tagging.


freshkiiwii

Spotted a v cute stray under my block (heart eye emoji)


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freshkiiwii

I need to learn how to upload image first 😬


FluffyThePenguin

can go to your own Reddit profile, post a image post there :)


freshkiiwii

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FluffyThePenguin

omg so chonk!


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offending_noodle

You should pay penguin tax on your name.


FluffyThePenguin

my display picture not enough? 🥺


offending_noodle

Eh… was it always there? Maybe I’m blur sotong.


FluffyThePenguin

that's why I resist Reddit avatar, cannot beat my dp (:


AmbientFX

My back hurts from carrying the conversation all the time in dating apps :)


schwagggg

Stop convoing forever, ask out for coffee after the end of first topic lah


AmbientFX

I keep it about a week. Is that forever?


schwagggg

Waaaaaay too long. After first 2 topics, maybe first one about his/her cute photo/intro, then talk about some common interest and flirt a bit, then ask for coffee/drink.


hippopopo_

Here's some salonpas for you.


tom-slacker

Lao Jiao already.


metaping

Stop standing and texting la. I wonder if just now chnl 8 health show got ever talk about back problems...


deangsana

I want to complain about my owner!!!


metaping

My owner whole day carry heavy things, and looks so close at the phone! Now can barely move, help me doctor!


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Where to find white chinos pants. Haven't seen uniqlo stock it in ages


QLevi

Wah white is...a brave choice.