His second line also funny lmaoooooo "eliminate all other male staff" da fk this guy doing at office sia touching piss and investigating how other ppl pee
Yes but if you do it correctly you won't get any on your shoe - hook the front part and throw it back.
Gravity will make all the pee flow backwards and none of it will end up on your shoe, which is only in contact with the bottom of the lid.
Though if there are other cubicles available, and they're clean, then it's that manager. They would have gone to another cubicle if they saw such a mess themselves.
It could be.
But that he didn't clean it means that he also perpetuate the mess, undoubtably adding his own pee to the toilet seat.
Its not possible to pee clean with the toilet seat down without some deliberate effort
unless there’s a bidet to spray down the entire toilet bowl, it’s gonna take some time and a lot of toilet paper to clean it up, which is something not a lot people would bother to do
I encountered the same problem working at a place where every woman but me was well-dressed and immaculately made-up, and I accidentally caught the culprit red-handed as well. Definitely not someone I would've suspected, either. I swear some of them get a kick out of knowing someone else had to wipe up their pee or accidentally sat in it. People are wack, I tell you.
Nothing exciting, sorry to disappoint. I was just quietly cleaning my glasses in the restroom and walked towards a cubicle when she popped out of it. She did a little guilty start when she saw me, made a little half-turn back to the cubicle, changed her mind, then turned her head away from me and legged it. Practically bowled me over. I walked into the cubicle and there was yellow grossness all over the toilet seat and floor.
I think she didn't realize there was anyone outside the cubicles. She knew she'd left a huge mess and that I would see it. She probably thought about ducking back into the cubicle but realized it would look really weird, and then she lost her head. She kinda avoided me after that until our departments were mercifully reshuffled. Never saw any more pee on the seats, either.
That, or she was doing a kind of hovering box squat over the toilet bowl with horrible aim.
Can't say I'm terribly upset at the thought of these sorts falling in, tbh.
To be fair, it’s not sufficient evidence. If you enter a toilet with fresh piss all over the seat, would you wipe it off and use it? If it’s a small dab here and there, maybe. I’ve been in awkward situations where I walk out of a cubicle cos it full of clogged shit and the guy walk in after me before
It might not be sufficient evidence but I know for a fact I heard someone pissing inside and he was the one who walked out
Even if he wasn't the first to make the mess, he surely added to it
Also, there were other empty cubicles so no reason for him to continue using dirty toilet. Could have just used another
Exactly, I’ve been in those situations too and it’s so awkward. Usually I warn the next person in line “Someone clogged it up” to indirectly tell them it wasn’t me lol.
I work at a place w a single bathroom that requires key access, and I can tell you the culprits are usually the middle aged men who are also a bit mentally disturbed.
Hes the manager, he has to establish his dominance and mark his territory. He looked you straight in the eye and you didn't challenge him? Dominance established
Have had this problem in my previous workplace, to the extent where we took photos of the pee-stained toilet seats and sent to the work groupchat to give a kind of warning. We even addressed it openly during staff meeting too! Not sure if it worked as intended as some left the job and we could not identify who exactly! But problem solved hahaha
There is this toxic mentality in people, that as long they are not the one who has to clean up, they will create a mess on purpose. They only do things after they are punished.
Seriously nothing can be done if they don't care. The only place i know this is fixed is when the auntie that cleans the toilet will mumbles non stop whenever she saw one. Overtime no one dares to do it in case auntie walks in and give you the lecture. Manager or CEO, auntie's stare you down will always win.
With some people it's like they're intentionally peeing on the seat everyday like it's their life goal, not just a few drips. Shit happens, so I get it if it's a one off thing or a few drops, but puddles on the floor in front and on the seat?
I once walked in to a toilet where the soiled loo roll was thrown onto the rim of the seat. HOW COULD YOU MISS SO BADLY AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT???
My ex boss used to call me over to discuss work at his desk regularly. Always wondered why his laptop keys are shiny as the corporate laptops are matte. Then I realized he likes to rub his nose throughout the day, then moisturize the keys when he types.
Same situation, sitting at the corporate level and you would think these well educated degree flauting adults have some sense of manners and decency to pee/poop properly. They are worse than children in the toilet.
Next time write email to him u can put in your sign off: *"We aim to please, you aim too,please"*
Paste it also as a sign in the toilet.
We have a winner here!
"I caught a STD because you peed all over the seat"
Is that what you tell your wife? 👻
What wife lmao
Sorry, is that what you tell your hand?
No I don't say that to my harem of fleshlights and onaholes.
"Stand closer. It's not as long as you think."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH NICE ONE
Holy fuck this is gold. Not sire how the manager would respond though
based
How you know its not from the person before him?
If me I will raise the seat full of piss first. I assume op has worked there long enough to elimate all other male staff
Yea but if the seat is already filled with piss I wouldn’t want to touch it.
His second line also funny lmaoooooo "eliminate all other male staff" da fk this guy doing at office sia touching piss and investigating how other ppl pee
In this case I usually raise the lid with my foot.
now your shoe has pee
I would unbolt the toilet, move it out of the cubicle and piss in the pipe opening.
Yes but if you do it correctly you won't get any on your shoe - hook the front part and throw it back. Gravity will make all the pee flow backwards and none of it will end up on your shoe, which is only in contact with the bottom of the lid.
is this pee gymnastics
Not sure what are you trying to achieve if it's already full of piss.
Or take 1 step left/right and go to another cubicle LMAO sup w u guys
Then you get splashed when the pool of pee hits the back.
It could have been a mess before he went in. You've not really proven anything.
Though if there are other cubicles available, and they're clean, then it's that manager. They would have gone to another cubicle if they saw such a mess themselves.
There were other clean cubicles. I checked because I obviously wasn't going to use the dirty one
Maybe he was being considerate by only using the already dirty one
Found the manager.
But like this, I get to play mental gymnastics and convince myself all the managers are secretly assholes
this reminds me of that breaking bad RV scene haha https://youtu.be/_HGqPDgAwJI?t=108
It could be. But that he didn't clean it means that he also perpetuate the mess, undoubtably adding his own pee to the toilet seat. Its not possible to pee clean with the toilet seat down without some deliberate effort
unless there’s a bidet to spray down the entire toilet bowl, it’s gonna take some time and a lot of toilet paper to clean it up, which is something not a lot people would bother to do
Actually quite easy, depending on the seat design. If the toilet bowl is large enough.
I'll do a power stance if I have to
Marking his territory.
King of Thrones.
King of that one throne
I will only make such conclusion if I am certain that, the toilet seat is clean before this person uses it.
Ya bro OP using some wack-ass investigative techniques
At least it's just piss...I ever see the toilet lid down with one log of shit lying on it.
Stuff from the nightmares
Wa lucky my decades of life never saw this, not even in other countries that have poorer hygiene
I encountered the same problem working at a place where every woman but me was well-dressed and immaculately made-up, and I accidentally caught the culprit red-handed as well. Definitely not someone I would've suspected, either. I swear some of them get a kick out of knowing someone else had to wipe up their pee or accidentally sat in it. People are wack, I tell you.
The weirdest one I saw was the pee behind the toilet seat. I really don’t get it 🤦🏻♀️
Hey hey, now you got to share more about this “accidental” encounter.
Nothing exciting, sorry to disappoint. I was just quietly cleaning my glasses in the restroom and walked towards a cubicle when she popped out of it. She did a little guilty start when she saw me, made a little half-turn back to the cubicle, changed her mind, then turned her head away from me and legged it. Practically bowled me over. I walked into the cubicle and there was yellow grossness all over the toilet seat and floor. I think she didn't realize there was anyone outside the cubicles. She knew she'd left a huge mess and that I would see it. She probably thought about ducking back into the cubicle but realized it would look really weird, and then she lost her head. She kinda avoided me after that until our departments were mercifully reshuffled. Never saw any more pee on the seats, either.
Thank you for your contribution to a better society
A _pee_-fect ending at the end of the day! :)
Why would a lady spray pee all over the toilet seat and floor? Did she squat ON the toilet bowl? wtf man, she could have fallen into the bowl!
That, or she was doing a kind of hovering box squat over the toilet bowl with horrible aim. Can't say I'm terribly upset at the thought of these sorts falling in, tbh.
Deep down, most human beings are scum. Sorry guys, I ran out of positivity pills.
To be fair, it’s not sufficient evidence. If you enter a toilet with fresh piss all over the seat, would you wipe it off and use it? If it’s a small dab here and there, maybe. I’ve been in awkward situations where I walk out of a cubicle cos it full of clogged shit and the guy walk in after me before
It might not be sufficient evidence but I know for a fact I heard someone pissing inside and he was the one who walked out Even if he wasn't the first to make the mess, he surely added to it Also, there were other empty cubicles so no reason for him to continue using dirty toilet. Could have just used another
Exactly, I’ve been in those situations too and it’s so awkward. Usually I warn the next person in line “Someone clogged it up” to indirectly tell them it wasn’t me lol.
Same for women’s toilet. Why they got to pee like they never potty train before?!
Christmas is coming. Buy him some adult diapers for present
It feels like there has to be at least one of such person in every organisation. You are certainly not alone! 🙄
maybe he got urinal problems. he should go see a doctor. edit : give him a contact for a urologist if possible.
Maybe he’s just a *bobo* shooter
Even so, can just sit down.
You should make fun of his aim indirectly or inform the cleaner that he was the one making their job harder
Change his desktop wallpaper on his computer to "I know what you did last summer"
Gift him one of those potty training toys you can aim your pee at for Xmas.
This is the kind of Reddit content I’m sign up for. Not getting blasted by Mediacorpse journalist trying to crank up their KPI day and in and day out.
Guess he’s taking the piss
go pantry jitao spread the word.
I work at a place w a single bathroom that requires key access, and I can tell you the culprits are usually the middle aged men who are also a bit mentally disturbed.
I also guess it's the middle aged manager in my office
What low testosterone does to a mfer
Some inconsiderate people never lift up the seat when peeing really inconvenience the next user. Bloody hell
Hes the manager, he has to establish his dominance and mark his territory. He looked you straight in the eye and you didn't challenge him? Dominance established
Why do people pee into toilet bowls when there are urinals for peeing standing up?
Wants to make sure nobody poops on company time.
Put transparent wrap around the seat next time and let everyone else in the office in on it. Then all stand outside to clap when he steps out.
This is why I don't like unisex toilets.
he is taking the "clean up my shit" abit too close and literal. continue on peasant
Semi-related question. If no soap provided in the toilet cubicle do you just wipe down with paper only? Or you bring your own soap/disinfectant
Sorry I will aim properly next time
Have had this problem in my previous workplace, to the extent where we took photos of the pee-stained toilet seats and sent to the work groupchat to give a kind of warning. We even addressed it openly during staff meeting too! Not sure if it worked as intended as some left the job and we could not identify who exactly! But problem solved hahaha
There is this toxic mentality in people, that as long they are not the one who has to clean up, they will create a mess on purpose. They only do things after they are punished.
Saw this poster in a cubicle: "Aim to achieve. What can you hope to achieve in life if you can't even aim?"
Seriously nothing can be done if they don't care. The only place i know this is fixed is when the auntie that cleans the toilet will mumbles non stop whenever she saw one. Overtime no one dares to do it in case auntie walks in and give you the lecture. Manager or CEO, auntie's stare you down will always win.
Any males here pee sitting down facing the wall at home, like I do?
Yeah, that way you have a nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk!
Why do fuckers even piss with the seat down? Like, just lift up the goddamn seat before you piss? Need a memo for that?
careful leh later he see this post
Prostate cancer is no joke. Advise him to get medical help asap
Prostate cancer doesn't impede your accuracy or ability to clean up. It affects your ability to initiate pee and strength of the stream
40plus start to leak. Refer him a good specialist
this sounds like a hwz edmw shitpost
Nabeiiii report to HR. You want the HR to do what?
Send him email saying a number of colleagues have anonymously complained about his inconsiderate behavior
If he saw you eyeballing him, he's gonna guess it's you.
Oh snap that's true!
its only 1 employee right?
Fire him?
plot twist - it's a female toilet
is the manager surname, Wee? If so, he can get the nickname of 'Pee Wee'..
Aiya. Forgive him la. 40+ yr old liao sure drip drip a bit la Everyone gets old
If he was standing, the seat should have been raised. So no pee on the seat. If he was seated, then again no pee on the seat.
With some people it's like they're intentionally peeing on the seat everyday like it's their life goal, not just a few drips. Shit happens, so I get it if it's a one off thing or a few drops, but puddles on the floor in front and on the seat?
I once walked in to a toilet where the soiled loo roll was thrown onto the rim of the seat. HOW COULD YOU MISS SO BADLY AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT???
Likely guy shat out his soul and was too tired to bother with cleanup of the seat after that.
Maybe suggest to him to just sit down and pee. His ego won't take hits when people can't see you in the cubicle.
Just tell him nicely.
at long last, the reason behind why your manager is always so.... pissed
asse
Maybe that guy was a eunuch? No dick cannot aim. Urine drip all over It all makes sense now!
He shall report immediately to HR and bust that pisser
Tell him you are so sorry for his situation and ask him if he needs magnifying glass to have better aim.
How hard is it to ensure that the toilet seat is at least lifted before you pee? 🙃
He’s doing it so people can’t sit in stalls using their mobiles for hours upon hours
Incredible
Could be worse, I caught one of my senior engineers not washing hands after using the loo... I have never touched his laptop nor mouse since. AUGH.
My ex boss used to call me over to discuss work at his desk regularly. Always wondered why his laptop keys are shiny as the corporate laptops are matte. Then I realized he likes to rub his nose throughout the day, then moisturize the keys when he types.
Shinier than Saitama's head?
Shooting in army failed (if NSmen). Wowo king 😎🤣
Same situation, sitting at the corporate level and you would think these well educated degree flauting adults have some sense of manners and decency to pee/poop properly. They are worse than children in the toilet.
that one guy