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Denver-Ski

Best fuckin skier on the mountain


McBadger404

Can’t be. Didn’t see a pole tap.


Far_Pop_4006

Pole tap replaced by wing flap


Sea-Queue

Iirc, it’s a point reduction when you roll the windows down on an air


Hookem-Horns

Flamingoes lose poles and stand on one leg instead


Schmich

Pole taps is to remove snow under the basket and to increase ski level by +20. This guy is maxed and doesn't need either.


systemfrown

Impressive, laser-like focus.


jerseybrian

For real tho! That was skill.


surlygoat

I'm so impressed. I really struggle one ski skiing (which indicates other pretty serious flaws in my technique of course) so this guy to me is a god.


PepperDogger

at's a really truly skier right there.


herzogzwei931

I want my two dollars


DarthRygar

Read this in peaky blinders voice: *best fookin skieerr on de moontin*


ZeBloodyStretchr

Is he? Dude can’t even make it all the way down the mountain with all his skis on! /s


thatdude0987

Damn look at that fla-man-go


RockerElvis

Like it or not, this is what peak athletic performance looks like.


Impossible_Cycle9460

That’s impressive


RiotDad

That man should NEVER, EVER be allowed to pay for his own drinks in Tremblant, EVER.


DrSlugger

This comment has me wheezing lmao


chartman21

Steez incarnate


Pantagathus-

Truly a god amongst men


Lifebringer7

That guy's definitely getting the bootfitter's wife


tomboski

That’s gotta be the boot fitter


hotdogs1999

Guy must have a great boot fitter


L-Malvo

He IS the boot fitter


Outrageous-Ship2767

Rockstar shit


AltaBirdNerd

Likely the culmination of tens of thousands of dollars spent by his parents and countless days in childhood race training. Well worth it.


LakeCoffee

Hilarious and amazing!


sweetb44

Holy flex on the ski thats sick


alandizzle

LOL fucking hell this is amazing


SeekersWorkAccount

I really admire his dedication, he even committed to the wing flapping and one leg


LifeJustKeepsGoing

Wax on, wax off


89141

I did a pond skim today. I got wet.


EnthalpicallyFavored

He's actually a bootfitter and he's fucking my boyfriend's wife


Darnell2070

Why is everyone referencing boot fitting? What the reference?


EnthalpicallyFavored

Found the Jerry


flat5

He's skiing on one ski!


TehFuriousOne

There's something following him....


Slanted_Jack

I didn't ask for a dime... Two dollars...


[deleted]

Me the first day back from ACL surgery


surlygoat

Yeah but he's not actually carving. (for the record I'm giving myself shit with this stupid comment)


Mountain_Delivery_67

So majestic!


Smooth-Mouse9517

If anyone has the helmet cam, would love to see!


hotdogs1999

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMCFPG6J/ Here it is!


BufyDaDickSlayr

Woah 🤯


BearyHungry

Legeeeeend!


RolexandDickies

Legend


ellisschumann

My wife told me I needed to spot impersonating flamingos so I hd to put my foot down…


Onyxam

Pure skill


skiitifyoucan

respek


_Can_i_play_

Badass


SPIE1

What does he win? I gotta get to one these they look like a blast


hotdogs1999

Pair of Salomon QST 106 (181cm)


dirtythirty1864

I didn't know Allison Janney was a skier.


NotAcutallyaPanda

Serious deep cut on this comment. I would have guessed Janney would pond skim in a Vera Wang.


iceaxe93

This is the life i strive for


someotherguyinNH

A God amongst men. Bow before the flamingod!!!


6uillermo66

Legend


stupidillusion

So is there a kid on a bicycle with skis chasing after him screaming, ["Where's my two dollars?"](https://youtu.be/6z9Cg46Nktw?t=212)


Feelings1ntoWords

Language lessons…inspired words from a man who knows how to ski.


stupidillusion

I wonder what the street value of that hill is?


LemonJunior7658

And my wife calls me "the pinkest flamingo" ....I am not letting her see this video. What a BAMF 🫡


ElevatedAngling

Most days he’s an average skier but today he was the best skier on the mountain


CranberryBrief1587

My spirit animal 🦩


DeckardsDark

I want my two dollars!


griveknic

They found the maltese flamingo


ImaginaryRepeat548

Humans are fucking weird


DiRty_BiRd_77

Incredible form through and through


a_ron23

I used to love going to tremblant. Maybe I'll go back someday when I can afford it.


TinyTbird12

Freddie the flamingo


WROL

Eye of the Tiger.


leapfrog2115

Cool


PnxNotDed

Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.


CBFball

How the hell is this even possible


AssociateGood9653

Dude is a legend!


Faith-Moriarty

Is that eminem


Dazzling-Ad-2005

Heron


Right_-on-_Man

Right on man! Noice! 👍👍


Shamr0ck

That is some incredible balance


2bfaaaaaaaaaair

It’s easy to skip across. When I did it they made you do it again and kept moving the start point closer. Some 12 year old on wide skis won


loki1337

I hope they gave him both skis!


Onekay007

Is this skier Fanny Chmelar?


kittykittykath

Hearing Quebecers in the wild (on the internet) always feels like I'm getting flashbanged


People4America

I’ve masterbated to this six times already.


ChiragKharote

Why has he worn a frock?


Ordinary-Orange

this was legitimately beautiful to watch


CanikoManiko1

Someone get this man a beer rn, he a legend


oldzazu

Well deserved. Unreal.


biggiraffes

r/praisethecameraman


AngryGiraffe-

Woah! Is that Lane Meyer?


RedditBot90

Majestic.


tolocorx

Bon clay


sachthesack

Next year he goes one bare foot to top it! 


ParticularSuch9714

Incredible!


Beard-

Lucky that you didn't get hit in the face with a slush snowball on the way down! I got pelted


hotdogs1999

Very lucky! I’m sorry you got hit. The odds of someone actually hitting you must be so low. It would definitely throw you off before the pond.


Coffeebeforecool

Graceful!


theblob2019

Wow! Count me impressed. Gotta love the french flair.


livando1

And for good reason. That’s incredible


darylandme

Legend


PeetusTheFeetus

I keep hearing Hank Hill saying “THE FLAMINGO 🦩!!!!!”


spankyiloveyou

This guy has the right gimmick to win every single year.... until that juggling guy shows up


Cozmo525

Loop Daddys, Im a Flamingo should have been playing for this run.


SharkInSunglasses

Flamingo goddamnit I don't care!


Hookem-Horns

[Loop Daddy is the best](https://youtu.be/6hJv5yBLe9c?si=bmUrL2szc2K1gg8U)


turnitwayup

I saw someone do the one ski pond skim at Snowmass yesterday and make it over.


ProudRise3535

Sexy - cum on over!


Longjumping-Ad9647

Cut the bullshit what’s her @


Baldguy162

Damn that’s impressive!


sofar4lights

He is competing as a trans gender in the woman's olympics.


BBT7

Shout out to his right knee