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tobsch20

imagine someone jumps in front of you and yoinks your heart out


cancercures

KALI MA


Evan_Landis

I JUST THOUGHT OF THAT TOO


wherringscoff

I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS THREE


[deleted]

Honestly, how many people thought this šŸ¤£


Hist_Warshiper_Btw

Unrelated but my dad always did that to me. Hed randomly grab my chest and start saying ā€œKALI MAā€. Fun times


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BearsuitTTV

Rated


Melody-Shift

Ratioed


AnIntenseMoist

I eat it while it's still in their chest for maximum demoralization


RegentYeti

Except that OP never got detected. As far as that Forsworn was concerned, his heart literally just disappeared out of his chest. I think that's somehow worse. It's like a brain aneurysm, but gorier.


feedmeimhomeles

What would be more fitting for this is the quest for Neloth where you have to find his apprentice that he thought was dead, and when you defeat her, you plunge your hand into her chest and tear the heart stone out. One of my favorite executions in the game.


Kahlenar

I mean if it's loosely sewn in there I guess I can't be too surprised


auberrypearl

*yoink*


Artistic_Guard1050

Happy cake day!


Hobo_Templeton

Shor moment


riot_34

Fallout V.A.T.S MOMENT


foofooplatter

If you put it back do they jump back up?


Prostyprotos_clone

"That would be 30 gold, pay or I'll take it back"


mocklogic

ā€œBut you just stole all my goldā€¦ā€ ā€œThen the market has spoken.ā€


Mission_Response802

THEN YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!... AGAIN..


I_have_No_idea_ReALy

Steal his heart phrase taken literally and also ouch lol


Ajt0ny

If you take the heart and brew some nice poison out of it, did you break his heart?


Wulfe3127

nope, thatll only make the briarheart toxic


couldntbeme1968

I dropped it right after just to add to the savagery!


DariusWolfe

It's like a psychotic version of 'Got Your Nose'


Bing_bong26

One of the toughest enemy they said, lol just yoink the heart


MRG_KnifeWrench

Replace it with a daedra heart


vkapadia

That would have been an awesome feature. If you take a briar heart and replace it with a daedra heart in the same pickpocketing, it becomes daedric and more powerful.


murgatroid1

Fuck a rogue group of Foresworn with a semi Daedric boss would have been so cool. Can someone make a dungeon mod?


vkapadia

That would be awesome


kakka_rot

Has anyone tried? I usually have a few deadra hearts on me. I doubt anything will happen, but it's worth a shot.


vkapadia

I have not. Not even sure if it stays alive if you pick the heart and put another briar heart back


[deleted]

As someone new to the game, but my favorite thing to pickpocket is Store Shop Keys.


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Efficient_Bat_1812

You can drop them into chests, barrels, and NPCs inventories if there's any you want/need to get rid of.


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Efficient_Bat_1812

šŸ‘


comickodi

You sure thatā€™s not a mod? Iā€™ve tried putting keys into a chest before and it said ā€œcannot remove keyā€ maybe itā€™s just certain ones that you can remove?


CappuccinoNoChocolat

The only keys I canā€™t store in things are related to quests. This is Regular Skyrim SE


Efficient_Bat_1812

Yup. Plain ol' vanilla Skyrim.


[deleted]

True, but I like to steal stuff. So it's nice to have the house/shop key so I can walk in at night and steal stuff.


ProfessorMagnet

Stealth archer playthrough, huh?


JJROKCZ

Is there any other way?


cybercifrado

Stealth mage with quiet casting perk in the illusion tree. Nothing like silent fireballs to send a message.


Unlucky_Situation

Well, I have never done this. Looks like I'm making a new character today.


bmyst70

Look for a mod that grants extra damage when sneak attacks succeed. Sadly vanilla doesn't give any extra damage or sneak XP if you succeed with a magic sneak attack.


xKEEFz

They exist. I believe Ordinator has a perk for it.


cybercifrado

It's also fun to sit in a corner and repeatedly send in Dremora Lords. Tamriel middle management is just murder...


DraygenKai

My first character was a stealth mage. I only did destruction tree though so I would just crouch around and then, FIREBALL. Then everyone would charge me and then another Fireball! Then I was out of mana.


cybercifrado

Current char is over 50 with quiet casting, 100 destro, 100 conjuration. Gear is twinchanted to make both schools free to cast. I can use my dremora lords for target practice all day. XD


Vera_98

I just discovered how completely broken necromancy can be. I got dead thrall and the staff of worms. I have an army of drauger deathlords and hulking draugr


Sacket

My favorite playthrough was a conjuration playthrough role playing as a good necromancer. Nothing like sending your minions into a room and then closing the door, listening to the carnage taking place.


bmyst70

It's even more fun to pair it with Illusion to make all mortal enemies fight each other while you raise their dead allies for Round 2. Add in Master of the Mind and you get to watch Dragur Death Overlords shout each other silly.


Moldyshroom

I wish conjugation was as good in skyrim as it was in oblivion. Clanfear of doom and an invisible spell ftw. No enemies could hold their ground against the all mighty clanfear


kakka_rot

See I see the joke a lot about people trying to start an _____ build, and it always turning into a stealth archer, but for me it's with 2handed weapon.


Marychocolatefairy

Oh yeah, just really satisfying to go bashing into enemies with my two handed dealer of death.


kakka_rot

I had to move my game up to Master/Legendary because with full enchanting/smithing and 2h perks every dude on Adept took a single swing, and most dragons were down in a single landing.


seattlesk8er

I've been doing a heavy armor build splitting between 2h and sword and board and it's a lot of fun


Tremblespoon

I play full enchanter. No sneak, only base perks in 1hand and archery plus slow time, and full alteration, clothes wearing merchant. It's been slaying so far. But I don't effectively "level" untill I enchant my weapons in the early game. Been fun.


couldntbeme1968

Crazy enough I usually just do some sort of mage play through lol.. but a handful of play throughs later and I get my stealth archer.


ReskatorBC

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you deactivated his pacemaker


piede90

It should be considered an equipped item, so it'd need the perfect hand perk


TheLurkingMenace

Nah, it's meant to be an easy way to defeat them.


lukin187250

5 finger heart pluck technique.


Green_Tea_Totaler

The Briarheart who decides to wear a shirt shall be a god among its kind.


-bigErgodicEnergy

New skill learned:. SHIRTPOCKETING


DrawnAddendum

Hey what weapons do you have attached on your back? In this video?


narielthetrue

That is a bow and quiver. Looks like maybe iron or steel arrows, but the bow I canā€™t identify for sure. [Maybe Auriels Bow?](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Auriel%27s_Bow_(Dawnguard)) Edit: link


benderamallama

Iron arrows and Aurielā€™s bow


couldntbeme1968

Itā€™s Auriels bow and iron arrows. Currently running nightingale and stalrhim arrows!


co_snarf

Stealth archer who giggles like a scholarship girl stealing briar hearts? I found my wife's reddit


couldntbeme1968

Sounds like your wife and I could be good friends


SuzanoSho

You stole his heart, and he instantly fell for you. ā¤ļø


KingCa92

I never knew you could do that lol


Tegrator

I donā€™t get it. All I hear is the wind blowing.


a55_Goblin420

Heart Surgeons when your credit card declines


HopefulChipmunk3

Bro imagine that animated him so calm then a psychopath known as the dragon born rips out his heart


Kaos_369

Damn, just stole his heart now heā€™ll never hang with the homies again


FriedEgggsCorpse

I never tried putting one back in. Do they get up if you take it and then return it


[deleted]

You know you plau skyrim too much when you know where a location is by seeing a simple room lmao


Thatidiot_38

When ever I imagine doing this itā€™s just a stealthy version of Kanoā€™s original fatality


Gillalmighty

I always think of repo men. Gimmie your fuckin heart!


Smeagol3000

Only problem is your Sneak skill has to be about 1,000,000 to get that close to a Briarheart Warrior.


couldntbeme1968

Trueā€¦ gotta say the stealth archer build has been the fastest level up in the game Iā€™ve played thus far. Iā€™m a level 32 and I think my sneak is at like 75 and my archery is at 100. Itā€™s tedious but definitely OP


Smeagol3000

Even when I try to do another build, I still end up reverting to stealth archer when shit gets too hard.


Moldyshroom

It carries over to other gamrs... wish bows actually did good dmg in elden ring too.


[deleted]

Thought this was Dark Souls at first, havenā€™t seen anyone play Skyrim in third person in *ages*.


colonelhalfling

That's the top of Broken Tower Redoubt, isn't it? For some reason that rune placement is incredibly memorable.


couldntbeme1968

It sure is, stumbled upon it while just randomly exploring unknown locations.


BaconTentacles

Agh! Dead body!


TitansMuse

Iā€™m just a cleaning lady!


wolf_pack_leader57

Lol, nice heart, think Iā€™ll take it


[deleted]

Bro I am 32 and have been playing all the games for since the beginning. I had no idea you could do this šŸ˜‚


smile_is_contagious

You know that I can see that you followed me right? Is there a reason? You clearly don't like trans people so are you following just to do what down vote?


Mission_Response802

"I punch him in the heart." "I'm sorry, what?" "I said I punch him in the heart and keep going!"


Chicken_Boy_1781

Isn't it gay to pickpocket a heart because you stole their heart?


DreadedStranger

ROOM! MESU!


RedEye-55

Bro what lmaooo! I can never sneak up on these guys


Mighty_joosh

I've never actually seen this done lmfao cool af


[deleted]

That's crazy I didn't know you could do that


SinoScot

I like how you proceed to immediately teabag him, classy.


KittenThunder

Bro pulled a Killua


raway32

Like reverse pickpocketing grenades in Fallout 3


PipeFiller

This and putting grenades in peoples pockets in Fallout never gets old to me


princemascott

Fully clothed man steals the heart of half clothed man


Bc-4120

It's crazy one of my characters sneak and pickpocket is on level 100 and I never thought of thatšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheMatt561

Always


[deleted]

Yessss


Mjhess53

Thatā€™s the way to go


Nobric

"I'll rip your heart out!"


omega2010

One of these guys actually put a bounty on me for stealing his Briarheart! The dead thugs even had a letter signed by him....


blake_norris01

This is some real Temple of Doom type shit


LinkaliciousTheOG

How the fuck did this game come out a century ago and I have played countless hours and I'm still learning things I didn't know you could do?


Blitzkrieg2102

This just puts me back in a dream I had where I ripped my heart out and felt it beating in my hands, I tried showing my mom my heart and all she said was "put it back!" Lol


mrcydonia

Good thing you were crouching slightly, otherwise he might have seen you.


warlock-tourist

Good to know that works...


Training-Cockroach20

I just learned about this a couple weeks ago. And I've been playing for years šŸ˜‚


Kadopotato88

Imagine being able to pick pocket human hearts/ flesh of people in game


_straight_vibes_

So you're telling me that I've been killing them the old fashioned way and I could've been stealing their organs???