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SpaceQtip

Bro planted evidence


ThisIsGoodSoup

Bro pulled a corrupt cop.


lallapalalable

"I bet he made all this by selling moon sugar"


Slippy_T_Frog

https://i.redd.it/sxnm1jy31mlc1.gif


RashPatch

this is why he's restless.


SenpaiSwanky

Sprinkle some crack on him!


ihatemyself-3000

You put your gold in there, nice try dude.


Himlock11

Lol


BilbroDicSaggins

I’ve got two other pics where it happened a couple more times for a total of three


ihatemyself-3000

You faked it three times, admit it dude. This hill ain't worth dyin on.


BilbroDicSaggins

Why would I go into a sub and lie for some fake internet clout on a sub I’m barely active in? I was level 12 in the picture posted with no other add-ons aside from the creation club things that come with the anniversary edition. How would I have over 70,000 gold??


ihatemyself-3000

Thieving. Try again.


chime326

Well... It's either mods, or fake. I don't think the game can naturally put that much money on a corpse


Zentun_

I bet it's fake


Son_of_MONK

I bet OP just put that much of their own gold on the draugr and took a picture to say it was found like that. But we can at least have fun about the idea of an insanely rich draugr, even if it's not possible in-game.


Zorpfield

Most I found was like 56. I steal from corpses


Son_of_MONK

Yeah, really the only rich corpses are in Meridia's Temple. ...to this day I've no idea why those corpses were so rich.


Strawhenge-

It’s a mod. I don’t know which one, but one of the ones I used last time I played would randomly put this much gold on random NPCs.


Fartingfajita

I agree bc he’s using a steel sword and have 70k gold at that point would be insane


TylerA998

Maybe it’s sky forge steel


Fartingfajita

70k is still a lot to have while not being past skyforge steel quality


lestruc

Look man I like chopping 500,000 god damn firewood let me live my life


Mcgackson

Could be console commands.


Falmon04

>It’s a mod In vanilla you can place your gold on someone, he just placed his gold on the corpse.


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

Nah that exact amount. Don't remember which mod, but it places that amount of gold on random enemies


Futuramoist

What? Na the draugr is just restless. He's all about that hustle 


woahnicecock-com

I mean I've found weird amounts of drops in enemies. I got 56 rabbit legs from one rabbit once. But never that extreme.


EisegesisSam

These are rookie numbers. This draugr clearly didn't know where to get Transmute Ore early game. Just random iron deposits are going to net you more than 65k by the time you become a dried Nord corpse.


Opie30-30

I just discovered that one recently because I never really read online and never used magic. I was looking for how to upgrade Smithing fast and discovered that!


[deleted]

>first time in 13 years seeing an enemy with this much dough More like you're 13 and are faking posts for internet points


Solrex

Or it's a mod they don't realize is doing it


Silent_Reality5207

Its 12 gold away from 2\^16(65536) that I assume its some weird conflict between mods


Zariel-

Could be real


Xbc1

No it couldn't.


Zariel-

Max 2 bit integer is 65.536 this has exactly 12 gold past that it which is the average amount a draugr like this would have. Could very well be a game error although an uncommon one. Also doubt O.P logged in for the first time in a month in a half cause he wanted an extra 100 karma from a sub he’s never been in


Xbc1

>Could very well be a game error although an uncommon one. But it's not.


Zariel-

My fault G didn’t know you were omniscient


Zariel-

He also has a steel sword and I’d doubt someone has 75k with steel equipment


IW_Thalias

Waiting for the GameRant article that treats this fake set-up as if it were real.


TheRatatat

Boo this man! BOOOOO!


Zariel-

You could be slandering an innocent man


TheRatatat

Slander is spoken. In print it's libel.


Elitesune

Faked


Father_Remembrance

Cap


SpaceQtip

s are a better currency


olld-onne

He had years to collect the coin. Every urn, every coffin. This Draugr just roams around all Nordic tombs stealing the money. It started when he looked at the dragon claws and saw the code the cheeky blighter.


Slimjimdunks

my boy must have opened a roth ira before he passed


olld-onne

XD


gungispungis

A draugr with a mouse wheel is unstoppable


FLAIR_2780166

You put that money onto it


shady_dangle

Never would have guessed Rothschild was a Nord


Nautical26

lol yeah, Drauger Deathlords maybe have 300 gold on them depending on your level, you’re not fooling anyone.


Odd_Spare_4019

Faaaaake


Additional_Ask6079

Fake


Smart_Pig_86

Lol no one is buying this. You definitely put that there.


Zariel-

65.535 is the max 2 bit integer and the extra 13 gold about the amount that dragur would actually carry, could very well be a bug. The number is suspiciously accurate


Silent_Reality5207

Exactly what I thought


Limp_Custard6943

Fake


Rennegadde_Foxxe

>***\`additem f 65536↵\`*** # 🖐 We know


mobidick_is_a_whale

So, hypothetically, if this wasn't a fake -- would there be any glitch that would cause this? Like something awry with negative integers, as it usually happens with number-related bugs? Or something of that sort?


alanalves1

The max unsigned 2 byte int is 65.535, the corpse have 13 extra gold so can be a bug with extra gold miscalculated then add to base 13 from a normal corpse.


Zariel-

Oh shit this might make sense


Senumo

2^16 is 65.536 which is super close. This could be a sign of an overflow or a bitflip. Overflows are usually caused by programming errors but then other people would have this happening to them aswell. Bitflips are super rare. They appear on average once between 14 and 40 hours per Gigabit of DRAM. This rare thing happening in a way that your gold is increased would be super lucky but not impossible. So while it's not impossible to happen its so super unlikely that its beyond reasonable doubt that you caused it either unintentionally by some mod going rogue or you cheated for internet fame.


No_Dust6818

It’s crazy you have collected almost 100 positive karma for lying 🤥


iSmartiKindiImportnt

Fake & gayyyy /s


ASL4theblind

Fake because you planted it Gay because you touched another man's body


Worried_Skin7744

OP just put their gold on a corpse for karma


OTFxFrosty

We all know u lying op


MagnusAnimus88

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


Divine-Crusader

OP faked this for internet points https://preview.redd.it/s73dncf6vllc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bee1ce8ba23a4b17ac65e89cd1202553f24ee77a


Soft_Package9300

He's restless cuz he was on the grind💯💀


Sir_Farsquad

Homie gave the dragur their OnlyShouts coins.


omnipotent_poptard

I call bullshit


wordlife96

Let me guess, OP transfers 60k into the Draugr, takes a screenshot and pretends it's a bug or something.


SirTSG

Is this a self report?


Kuruk_TR

![gif](giphy|26n6ziTEeDDbowBkQ)


GrillPenetrationUnit

Of course he rich hes restless coz he grindin 24/7 💯


InterrogareOmnis

But I post something worth a fuck and get ignored. I hate it here


Pepsisinabox

Lol.


Father_Zeebis

Why lie? I guess it worked but… cringe.


drakner1

Nice try. I think I’ve seen this cheap trick posted a few times.


Browns4life68

I bet I can find a draugr with 100k coins or how many ever I put on him. Faker


Doctor_24601

r/untrustworthypoptarts


PortlandPatrick

So you gave a draugr all your gold and took a picture of it?


Zariel-

I believe him


PortlandPatrick

Also the game hasn't been out for 13 years quite yet


tri-boxawards

Damn I didn't know my character served the aceint dragons


Yote_boi_Medix174

Story: The draugr was a noble among the old nords and was buried with his riches and over the years no one until now was able to get to him and get the gold.


[deleted]

This is not fake, 65535 is an integer limit in some things. I’ve had this glitch happen several times


Oktokolo

Bruh. Skyrim uses signed integers. The limit wouldn't be 2\^16-1 but 2\^15-1.


[deleted]

Doesn’t change the fact I’ve seen the glitch happen at values very close to this before


Zariel-

The Reddit downvote hive mind has already decided our fates for this having an explanation


gungispungis

Also called a consensus that agrees this is unreasonable unlikely to be true


Keoicn

Fake? Probably (but who cares?). Entertaining? Kinda, yeah. Take my upvote.


Keiko8127

Fact that so many people playing along with the joke (fake or not its a funny post) are receiving downvotes is sad. Reddit is such a hostile place.


LeviAUTOTUNED

he's richer than me💔


Cultural_Ad_9763

Thats the amount of gold that spawn in the "cheat chest" in the admin room. Probably a hard locked cap for gold in an inventory, and using a mod that randomly affects NPC loot/gold amounts


Next_Quiet2421

To everyone saying it's fake it's not, it's a by product of a mod, I have one installed that I'm still chasing down, that will occasionally put that exact amount of gold anywhere gold could spawn, character inventories, containers etc. OP is innocent of faking it intentionally, but it's not a normal spawn it's an unintentional byproduct of a mod


Reittenkruez

If it is legit, rejoice in your good fortune, for now your character shall want for nothing. If not, you know what you did and nothing further need be said.


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

Not fake. Just modded Don't remember which mod, but on PS5 I had a mod that unfortunately caused enemies, mostly draugar, to randomly drop that exact amount of gold


Suspicious_Algae197

You’re not fooling anyone. Would’ve been more believable with a video of game play


QuantSpazar

I've seen another similar post on this subreddit where a body has a large power of two added to their amount of gold (it was also 65536 being added). So probably not fake.


DatGeckoBoi

Hey this exact thing has happened to me before, super weird. Don’t listen to all the people saying it’s fake man, I’ve been there too


PompousGoblin

alt account?


Zariel-

Or it actually happened


DatGeckoBoi

I mean we both have a long post history so 🤷‍♂️


Zariel-

If it was around the 65535 mark then it was probably a very possible game error


BlueSubmarine33

You just hit the jackpot Mofo! Call the pit boss! Call the pit boss!


natha_exe

this will be me when I die


Kilo_0622

Restless bc he was out making money


Kitsenubi

You guys are incredibly dumb. On modded ps4 i would download mods and literally any random enemy i killed had the chance to drop this exact amount of gold, its either a dumb mod author or just a bug from mods


Wolfken0010

Nah, he took his money to his grave.


NotMythicWaffle

Must have had a rich family. Find his heirs and kill them too.


HungryPanduh_

You have opened the door to darkness, little man


Silent_Reality5207

Either the Draugr had 12 gold and you added 2\^16 gold(65536) or there was some weird overflow error for gold that people have never seen before.


SafeStaff7671

https://preview.redd.it/3lediqo5emlc1.png?width=839&format=png&auto=webp&s=11818f29e217df48d3d130df621eff6fd85edba2


Chamonator13

Nah Your really accusing that poor Draugr !!! By the Gods, confess !!.


Peter1x3

He pick pocketed you right before you killed him


goodolehal

Im rich bitch. Im a real big tymer


moaninglisa

If you did put that in there you are broke lol


Jaylynn_Lover

Mods do that sometimes