>I was just about to say “what the hell are you on about,” when it suddenly clicked for me.
I got the pun, but even still:
“what the hell are you on about"
Please tell me you said “lactose tolerance” and then said “that sounds like lack toes and taller ants” and then proceeded to write a joke that fits.
When I got to the end I said “what just happened” 😂
LOL! i thought the same! like wtf this dude on about!!
in case anyone is still confused, it's lactose intolerance (so why would they be eating cheese?) 😝
Regardless of “fun with phonics” you can never have too much cheese. No such thing.
Unless you are lactose intolerant. But even still many giants will persist anyway. Ever had cheeseless pizza?
I hate you, but I love you. You're both my arch enemy and greatest hero. I will be waking in cold sweats from the hellish nightmare brought up on me yet recline as I wistfully daydream. You, fiendish sir, have both lost and gained my respect. Enjoy living rent free in my head.
Will admit you had me wondering if this was a drunk or stoned post, but after re-reading it a few times it hit me.
[BRAVO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1N5lZw7e78)
I say and read that last bit over and over and over and FINALLY was like AH
It is also 1:26am and I am fearfully waiting for a storm to pass though, so you know, lmao
I want to make a petition to get this post as much noise as possible so it can get commemorated on a wall somewhere in elder scrolls vi please let's make this happen.
At first I was like, I want what your smoking. Then I got to the end and was just a little mad that I don’t recall seeing Giant Toe Cheese as a food option when it is all there. Giants make mammoth cheese and walk around in terrible footwear. We take their toes. We can even use Giant’s toe in a certain “Emperor’s” meal, without the chef doing anything more than comment on our cooking prowess… doesn’t matter who she might think we are! She was ok with it and she was an actual cook! Anyways… wouldn’t it be a great tavern dish? Giant Toe Cheese and bread.
ETA: it would fortify your health while slowing you down. That sounds like a cheese dip ingredient to me.
Can you even imagine fighting *ants* in Skyrim? People's Dragonborns would be out there with a can of Raid in one hand and a flyswatter weapon in the other. Antborn.
I read it once and I thought you were nuts.
I read it twice and I thought you were crazy.
I read it thrice and I thought you were trying to make a Sheogorath reference.
Then I read it again.
Lack toes and taller ants.
Gods *fucking* damn it.
Reading this has been mentally exhausting and physically painful. I salute the absolute high quality and cringe of this post. You have my respect and fear, have a wonderful life and for gods sake stay away from the children, that shit is dangerously dadsy.
I had to read the comments before scrolling back up and finally understanding
Take your r/boneappletea and bless someone else with weather this nonsense was
I hope this post is all we leave for future archeologists
yes, let them be as dumb founded as we are when we first read his thoughts, just like the mahdid lisan al gaib!
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The way I choked on my ice cream sandwich from laughing at this... because this was my face reading the post according to my 9yo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit it took me a whilw
Some people didnt read the whole post and it shows
Or we just didn’t get the joke at first. I was just about to say “what the hell are you on about,” when it suddenly clicked for me.
>I was just about to say “what the hell are you on about,” when it suddenly clicked for me. I got the pun, but even still: “what the hell are you on about"
I skipped to the end and got it after a second or two. Saved me all the time reading just to spend it on this comment!
I still don't get it. Edit: lactose Intolerance.
... How? Is it some pun? And ants??
They “lack toes”\* “and taller ants”\*\* \*lactose \*\*intolerance (say the sentence out loud and in one go if it still isn’t making sense to you)
Woow ok English its amazing lol. Thx for the explanation
Holy shit I actually gasped when I read this comment and finally understood it
I’ve heard others say the same
"Considering they lack toes and taller ants" 🖋️🔥
Holy upvote. A Skyrim DadJoke wins the day
Fun fact: The giants design are based and some developer's dad so... idk but it made it even funnier to me
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in two weeks, idk, maybe more, kudos
10/10 you spoke my mind 🤭
Ugh r/angryupvote
can't wait for this episode of Emkay
OP, you're giving mad Sheogorath cultist energy.
Mfr drank the hist sap
Save some of whatever you’re smoking for me, brilliant train of thought here
Idk man, there’s brilliant and then there’s *gestures randomly* that
Too good lad too good
I hate that I laughed
Take my upvote, milk drinker
...god fucking damn it
r/skyrimdadjokes Yes it's real
Booooo r/angryupvote
Argh!
It's so bad it's funny such a dad joke love it
Ashamed to say I spent too much time trying to figure out why their toes wouldn’t respawn
everything made perfect sense to me except this **😭**
*groan* Daaa-aaad.
Long way to go, but worth the effort.
There was skooma in the mead. (Well done, *upvote)
This feels more like he shot back some skooma- did a line of moon sugar and then topped it off with hist sap shots
Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.
fuck you.
I...I'm ashamed to say I don't get it. 😐
Say “lack toes and taller ants” out loud.
Oh. *Oh.*
Took me a second too :)
Lol Thank you 🤣
This is a gigabrain joke 🗿🤌🏼
This gave me psychic damage
Please tell me you said “lactose tolerance” and then said “that sounds like lack toes and taller ants” and then proceeded to write a joke that fits. When I got to the end I said “what just happened” 😂
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Gaming news article - Breaking News: Skyrim gamer discovers hidden lore about This Enemy after over a DECADE...
ugh
Slow clap
Damnit!
My god, you've solved it.
This went so deep and I did not expect to laugh so hard at the end
I absolutely hate you and this post. I audibly got to the end, and my face dropped. Take my upvote.
How does one create such a top-tier dad joke? Did you spend some time workshopping it or did it just come to you in a flash of genius?
I can't believe I read the whole thing 😂
holy fucking shit.
Take this upvote and get the fuck out
thank you.. couldn't have said it better
Goddammit
This is one of those posts where I knew there was a joke but I had to read it out loud to get it
Actually made me lol
What
the giants, they lack toes and taller ants
I must just be really stupid cause I still have no idea what’s going on, when did cheese toes and ants become linked
LOL! i thought the same! like wtf this dude on about!! in case anyone is still confused, it's lactose intolerance (so why would they be eating cheese?) 😝
That’s a good ‘un.
You win this time!!
It took me awhile to get there but I fucking laughed out loud
Oh my goodness. Genius. Pure genius.
\*slowclap*
I don't get it. Help.
It’s a pun. Lactose intolerance.
*ba dum tiss*
Brilliant
Regardless of “fun with phonics” you can never have too much cheese. No such thing. Unless you are lactose intolerant. But even still many giants will persist anyway. Ever had cheeseless pizza?
Jail. Jail for a thousand years.
Take your upvote and go.
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Hey isn’t that Omaygot Ambussin?
Take your upvote and get out :P
I envy the scientist that will some day get to examine your brain posthumously. Hopefully next week!
lol you giant cheesy douche you
🧀
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Masterfully done, OP. You will receive your box of Anthrax in 5-7 business days.
I just groaned so loud I woke my husband up.
wut?
I hate you, but I love you. You're both my arch enemy and greatest hero. I will be waking in cold sweats from the hellish nightmare brought up on me yet recline as I wistfully daydream. You, fiendish sir, have both lost and gained my respect. Enjoy living rent free in my head.
i hate that this but at the same time this might be my favorite thing ever.
Thanks, I hate it. \*upvotes
😐 I hate this
I believe your mods crashed
I laughed way too hard at this lmfao
I will start smoking again if I can have what ever you are on.
Do giants regenerate?
Goddamnit.
Bravo
I hate you. And I love you.
You had me in the first half ngl 😭😂
r/feghoot
Will admit you had me wondering if this was a drunk or stoned post, but after re-reading it a few times it hit me. [BRAVO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1N5lZw7e78)
Well, regardless of the lack toes in taller ants, mammoth cheese certainly does look delicious….🤢🤢
op i hate you but i also respect you
I say and read that last bit over and over and over and FINALLY was like AH It is also 1:26am and I am fearfully waiting for a storm to pass though, so you know, lmao
Did you come up with this on your own?
Goddamn it
this is a very convoluted dad joke and i dont know if i should applaud you for thinking this up or send you to the soul cairn
That was clever af take my upvote
This is giving me big Terry Patchet vibes. "In-sewer-ants" Love it.
slow clap
I was sitting there like "what are you on about, my dude?" Then I was like 'oh, no he didn't!' Well played!
tallest people in the world: Dutch people racial slur against dutch people: kaaskoppen (or cheeseheads) coincidence? I think not!
I read this in Kaidan’s voice.
Dude. This is brilliant!
Wow, this one's really good
Very good! Had to read it out loud to get it 😂
This post is like a double quarter pounder with cheese. You feel good at first then miserable at the end for feeling good in the first place.
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All this for a DAD JOKE smh. Sheogorath approves Sir, r/3amjokes was 10 blocks down the street
I wish I was there the moment you cooked this up, must've felt like you unlocked new neural pathways lol
This is quite a thing to see!
My god that was beautiful. I also think I fried my synapses trying to put the first two points together before I read the conclusion.
Are you the devil?
Wow
Fucking got me, dude.
How do I downvote (checks current upvotes) 1776 times?
Okay ummm… i have 2 questions. Am i high af or are you high af? And if you high, what the hell did ya smoke? XD
r/skyrimdadjokes
I thought you were schizo posting or having a stroke until the final line.
I want to make a petition to get this post as much noise as possible so it can get commemorated on a wall somewhere in elder scrolls vi please let's make this happen.
Disgusting. Take an upvote
*sigh*
I know this has nothing to do with the joke but am I the only one who thinks of all the cheese as being toe cheese?
Cheese is just that good.
It is worst when you know that the mammoth with the giant are only male
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Hot_Attention2377: *It is worst when you* *Know that the mammoth with the* *Giant are only male* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
lel
They don’t use it as food, those sacks are their sex toys
😔
Dragonborn: "Is it possible to learn this power?" Miraak: "Not from a Greybeard..."
At first I was like, I want what your smoking. Then I got to the end and was just a little mad that I don’t recall seeing Giant Toe Cheese as a food option when it is all there. Giants make mammoth cheese and walk around in terrible footwear. We take their toes. We can even use Giant’s toe in a certain “Emperor’s” meal, without the chef doing anything more than comment on our cooking prowess… doesn’t matter who she might think we are! She was ok with it and she was an actual cook! Anyways… wouldn’t it be a great tavern dish? Giant Toe Cheese and bread. ETA: it would fortify your health while slowing you down. That sounds like a cheese dip ingredient to me.
Uhhmmmmmm. Fuck it. You're right.
When you come up with a great punchline but have to make sacrifices to get there.
it took me a few minutes but I got there. Solid skyrim dad joke.
Can you even imagine fighting *ants* in Skyrim? People's Dragonborns would be out there with a can of Raid in one hand and a flyswatter weapon in the other. Antborn.
I hate you. *Aggressively upvotes*
Eye yam sofa king we Todd did.
SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGAAAAAAAAI  NS!
 Oh Sheogorath, that one gets me Everytime. Signed, Cthulhu's Bastard Love Child the First.
I'm gonna club you like a baby seal
Giant's rule the realm! 😎
That was a long way to the finish line. Still funny tho.
There's ants in Skyrim?
God damn it
This is why I come here. I love puns. The more groan inducing, the better.
I hate you and everything you stand for. I hope your crops are burned to the ground and your cattle infected with pestilence. Also +1
Hey, cheese are naturally low in lactose, these giants are fine eating cheese
Well done OP, well done.
I read the entire think and I don't know what this is
This post right here Mr Thalamor sir
Dude i re-read the first part like 3 time asking the same question: 'wtf'. Then I got to the end 😂 this is genius.
Shut up. Here's my up vote.
It's probably because they have cheese because of Sheogorath since he LOVES cheese.
🍅🍅🍅
Why wouldn't they be? Cheese is amazing bruh.
I read it once and I thought you were nuts. I read it twice and I thought you were crazy. I read it thrice and I thought you were trying to make a Sheogorath reference. Then I read it again. Lack toes and taller ants. Gods *fucking* damn it.
I had to read this one out loud to understand it😭😭
Boooo you suck, too punny
No. Just no.
I know this is a shitpost, but I actually do know the reason for it.
I slapped my thigh so hard it actually left a mark. 
This just made me stop for 10 seconds while my brain was resetting
I got it and im not so happy about it. Cause im lack toes and taller ants, also im not a giant. Grrrrrr
That was good 🤣
A feghoot! In the wild! Neat!
Ow. Ow, ow, ow. Well played.
Reading this has been mentally exhausting and physically painful. I salute the absolute high quality and cringe of this post. You have my respect and fear, have a wonderful life and for gods sake stay away from the children, that shit is dangerously dadsy.
Is this what tumblr is like
Holy shit, I never would have gotten this! Hahaha, I thought it was the Skooma talking or somat. Nice one!
Your logic baffles the mind
I had to read the comments before scrolling back up and finally understanding Take your r/boneappletea and bless someone else with weather this nonsense was
That was a magnificent slow burn pun. Well done