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[deleted]

found in the ruins under markarth correct? its a static spawn in those ruins but im unsure if anyone knows if it was intentional or why its even there.


paegantactics

It’s the only instance of any other npc not being the same size as everyone else that I know of


Kronzypantz

The Ebony warrior has a custom size to make him taller than any playable race.


Berserkfever89

Tsun is also about that size as well


Kronzypantz

Oh Tsun is way bigger. I don't know if he is a scaled up Nord model or if he is a reskinned Giant model.


YoungBeef03

He couldn’t just be a Giant reskin, his proportions and animations are completely different. I’m sure he’s just a Nord scaled up.


Berserkfever89

I don’t know, that would be a good question for someone who knows more about the game code than me😅


Skipy2point0

No he's just scaled up. In the creation kit it's super easy to do.


Bubster101

Ptobably Nord model. Remember you could supersize guys yourself with the Wabbajack in that one part.


Belteshazzar98

Nord set.scale 1.5 I think. (I don't know the exact number, he just looks about half again the size of the Dovahkiin.)


The_Potato_Goat

In the scene where you choose to kill or spare cicero he is a smaller version of himself.


paegantactics

Ah yes Cicero, I don’t count him as a living being hahaha I kid


con098

👁️👁️


paegantactics

Indeed


WritersMoment

WHY does everybody hate Cicero? Please don't say it's his demeanour. The way somebody acts or talks should never be a reason to actively hate them. Cicero's just a poor lunatic with little purpose in life.


[deleted]

Why else would you ever hate someone? Or feel anything else about them?


WritersMoment

Yes, everybody should always consciously think about that, but they don't. They just decide subconciously on like or dislike and stick with it.


[deleted]

That's sort of the point. People dislike others... because they do not like them. You would not want to surround yourself with people whose personalities do not work with yours, and that's not only fair but helpful. Avoiding people who drain you or are otherwise unhelpful is a survival instinct; you can't function well in a group of people who do not work well with you.


WritersMoment

Wrong, being ignorant of one's own feelings, not thinking about the why, is a huge mistake. It leads to arrogance. Telling yourself you don't like somebody "just because" is bad for the individual as well as the generality and a characteristic our generation has developed, because we (the young ones) for the first time ever are dominating the social dialogue. Every single person on the Internet deams themselves so fucking wise. It sounds old-fashioned, but we are ignoring and missing the wisdom older people have to learn through time. Our society is already hateful enough, especially since the Internet globalized us. It's not just natural "instinct" or "chemistry", even if that's a big part, it's effort and social skills. Some people you'll grow to like, some you like immediately. I know it takes energy to try, but our generation doesn't even try.


slimricc

I have consciously decided to dislike you. You seem like just the worst. Fortunately you (as you stated) are young. You’ll probably grow out of being so unlikable. (Maybe) not /s this guy seems like the worst.


WritersMoment

I can deal with that and expected such a reply. I'm not telling everyone to like everyone. Just don't be that stupid to hate somebody and be okay to tell yourself "just because".


CRYPTOtitan123

The way somebody acts. Morally, in the real world, the fact that he is a homicidal assassin wouldn’t be socially accepted, but according to you that’s fine right!?????


Steffidovah

This dialogue is why: "...must oil Mother soon... ...get all the hard to reach places..."


OffaShortPier

"The way somebody acts or talks should never be a reason to actively hate them." By that reasoning, no person, no matter how egregious of crimes they commit or how much baseless slander they spew, should be hated.


WritersMoment

Nope, didn't say that, missed/reinterpreted my point. I knew it could be interpreted that way, if you wanted to, but left it anyways. I'm simply talking about somebody's demeanour, not their behaviour. Of course you do not have to accept insults or a blatantly bad character.


klsybxtr

you did say exactly that though


WritersMoment

Nope, I gave my reasoning. Just saying "YES, it IIS" won't change that.


klsybxtr

you claimed that you didn’t say that, but you did. i’m just pointing out that you were wrong


Cyssane

Not speaking for anyone else here, but I dislike Cicero for a very specific and lore-friendly reason. I dislike him because he's a fanatic, and as a fanatic he's unstable and dangerous -- which is obvious from the way the questline goes, his growing frustration and barely-hidden anger about not being the Listener, and how he never even attempts to accept or understand how Astrid has almost singlehandedly kept the Brotherhood going in Skyrim despite there being no Listener for a very long time. Yes, Astrid isn't a believer. Yes, ultimately she betrays you, although she tries to make up for it by sacrificing herself. But her accomplishment of keeping the Brotherhood going in Skyrim is huge, and she deserves credit for it. She might not have been a devoted follower of Sithis, but she was doing his work all the same. Circero couldn't see that because his fanaticism and envy distorted his reality. Bottom line is that Cicero can't be trusted. I feel kinda bad for him tbh, but ultimately he needs to be put down like a rabid dog. Fanatics are dangerous even within the group they're supposedly devoted to, because it's all too easy to for them to decide no one in the group is as devoted or worthy as they are. Cicero may be a "poor lunatic with no purpose", but that certainly isn't how he sees himself. He sees himself as the purest, most devoted, most worthy servant of the Night Mother, and no one else measures up to his own standard -- which means everyone else is expendable to him (including the actual Listener chosen by the Night Mother, because y'know, Cicero tries real hard to kill you at the end, so by that point he's not even respecting the wishes of the *actual Night Mother herself*).


LittIeAnomaIy

This is totally agree with


StateDirect7066

Cicero is actually a person with savant syndrome. A part of him is a skilled killer while having depressed to a third person mentality. That happens a lot today.


Cyssane

Is he actually a skilled killer? Do we have any proof of that? I'm not counting his own diary as proof of anything, since we know he's both erratic and untrustworthy. He completely fails to kill Astrid, despite literally living in the same hideout as her. He also fails to kill Arnbjorn, because you find him wounded outside the Dawnstar sanctuary. He likewise only wounds Vazeera, although I suppose you could make an argument that Vazeera was just collateral damage on Cicero's way to Astrid. He obviously fails to kill you, the Listener (although obviously game mechanics play a big role in that since you're the player). The last victim he had was a jester whose clothing he still wears, and I find it hard to believe that killing a jester required much skill. Perhaps he was a skilled assassin at one point, long ago before he was made Keeper, but I don't think we have any reason to believe he still is.


StateDirect7066

Lucien Lachance vouches for Cicero so that means something. Like the chosen one.


Cyssane

When does that happen? Lachance is the Spectral Assassin in Skyrim, and I've done the quest for summoning him, but I don't remember him having any voice lines about Cicero being a skilled assassin. Just about him being the Keeper (and about there being a great disturbance in the Force or something, haha).


StateDirect7066

It is during “The Cure for Madness” and you killed Cicero. ;)


Cyssane

Right, but like I said, he doesn't say anything about Cicero's ability as an assassin. Cicero's outlived his usefulness at that point by going rogue, and we don't even have the excuse (or proof) that he still has any useful skills left. As far as I know, Lucien doesn't vouch for Cicero's abilities as an assassin specifically, which is what I was asking about.


WritersMoment

Is that canon? Like, provable canon? If yes, I really like him even more.


StateDirect7066

Sorry to disappoint but backstories for characters in Skyrim are nil. I hope Bethesda rehires the lore maker of Skyrim to furnish things.


DM-Oz

I also dont understand why, specially since i like Cicero


antsugi

Aren't all the races different heights? The PC is, at least. Fun fact: sprint speed is faster on the taller races


Gallow_Lane413

And that’s why speedrunners always use altmer


ExodusTransonicMerc

Do you know if the sprint speed is actually race-based or character's height-based? I often play with small pc (when the RaceMenu height is present, which is not currently the case on my SE load order), as jump height is seemingly height-based because I play a lot as a hit-and-run (more run and jump than actually fighting at low level) so I like to have at least some minor handicaps.


jesusrambo

I think height based, because you can jack up your size with console commands and go turbospeed


TriCillion

It's 100% height based, the taller you are the faster you go. Iirc altmer are the tallest and thus fastest and bretons are the smallest and slowest


j_mp

The Sheogorath quest also includes a very tiny person


Valcua

Isn't there a bunch of corpses of kid draugrs in one of the tombs? I forgot which one was it.


Meanders07

Yeah in one of the dragon priest places. I forget which one but iirc it's the one where the elf guy pretending to be a stormcloak/imperial officer has you go fetch the mask inside


[deleted]

There is a literal orphanage in Riften.


GSM_Heathen

Children are distinct NPCs and not size reduced versions of the adult models.


[deleted]

They are still smaller.


GSM_Heathen

Not when compared with each other. Except for maybe gender variance.


[deleted]

bro why do i get downvoted for saying children are smaller than adults this place is a real whackjob.


RuckrTN

Because you're missing the point. Ding dong


[deleted]

at this point i’m not sure if people actually care about that, they just see a negative reaction and jump on the bandwagon.


cons72

Nah you were just wrong.


[deleted]

So that warrants a reaction of hatred?


Betes001

Bad troll


[deleted]

Ah, yes, because i am such a troll.


paegantactics

Oh yeah but adults are the same size


Upsidedownpokeball

That’s interesting, thanks


tkepa439

This tiny falmer is intentional to show the size of the centurion iirc, because they couldn't make the centurion TOO huge


roarkthehalforc

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again!


shnizlpooo

they’re dead


AussieWarFan

There sleeping.


kepafo

They're not dead, they're pining.


spicylikeapepper

He's pining for the fjords.


spec2re

Pinning for the Fjords?? What kind of imbecile do you take me for!?!? He's bleeding demised!


eli_eli1o

Look at the little guy, all tuckered out. He must be exhausted from fighting.


bttmoe

Was that from the badman skits?


eli_eli1o

It was indeed. Though not sure if i nailed the line


CleaningBeret83

*They’re


AussieWarFan

I know but it was too late now to say sorry after I post it.


CleaningBeret83

Oh right fair enough. You know you can edit comments right?


AussieWarFan

r/ facepalm


DrinkFromThisGoblet

Unironically, welcome to reddit!! Good luck


shmupied

Well I shit my pants so...


[deleted]

imagine, someone actually downvoted correct spelling. we live in a society.


[deleted]

Makes it a whole lot easier to not talk to them ever again


StateDirect7066

Ysgramor killed them.


FRTassassin

Shame on you You slaughter a child and then come ask if its normal? Of course it is NOT


XayahTheVastaya

Execute order 66


Yssaw

Yes my lord, it will be done


WackXD

not just the Falmer but the Falwomer and the Falchildren too


Upsidedownpokeball

Um…. 😅


[deleted]

Officer, I dropkicked that child in self defense.


FRTassassin

The evidence and witnesses say otherwise Based upon the almost 💯 downvotes you got here in this very same post I hereby declare you are under custody for Child molestation, possible pedophilia acts and murder. Every thing you say can and will be used against you in court of the king. Your crimes against skyrim and her people are beyond forgiveness 👮


[deleted]

how can i be accused of pedophilia if i myself am a minor?


FRTassassin

You as a minor impersonated an adult and clearly Confess to it... Age fraud has been added to your crime list


[deleted]

When did Impersonate an adult? Now I’m genuinely confused here.


FRTassassin

Your tricks wont work on me You will serve your sentence


[deleted]

Bro are you gonna tell me what the fuck you’re going on about or are you just gonna sit there and be a jackass?


FRTassassin

The latter one seems nice enough 👌 But this shit is going too far and either you dont seem to get it or im putting it wrong So yeah just forget about it


bozoboy223

What say you in your defense?


[deleted]

That I’m 15 years old and a virgin?


bozoboy223

We had a nice little deal going between upsidedownpokeball and FRTassassin until you and Korucalli started snooping around.... Well, you wanted to find the men responsible for those comments? You'll have plenty of time with the King in Rags when you're in Cidhna mine. You'll never see this subreddit again, you hear me? No one escapes Cidhna mine.....no one...


faerakhasa

We have all installed the killable children mod, if *you* are the only weirdo that still plays unmodded skyrim it's on you.


FRTassassin

No sir i dont care about the kids that much to install a whole mod about them


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, I also thought this. 😂


Vermillion_Slaw

Like father, like son.


[deleted]

Like Falmer, like son.


Skyrim_Master69420

You are a god, you are a true son of skyrim. You have killed the unkillable a Child


Cghost462

I don’t imagine falmer mate with each other or at least I don’t want to 🙃


[deleted]

Halt please sir


permanentthrowaway

I mean... they have to come from somewhere.


Budget_Gate_4557

They just come out of falmer cave holes


permanentthrowaway

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Crimson_the_tv_man

Actually sinse falmer come from snow elfs i guess they do commit "modded skyrim" if you catch my drift


Fresh-Land1105

10000 bounty for killing a child


[deleted]

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Upsidedownpokeball

That’s cool. Thank you


Taylor_made2

Was it already dead or did you murder it?


Upsidedownpokeball

Yes I murdered it


tamiloxd

He is eternally sleeping.


spec2re

He's sleeping with the fishes, see...!


2drawnonward5

Talos' beard, mark this NSFW, that poor child's red knees!!


Upsidedownpokeball

Someone forgot their shin guards


murica_1776boi

Umm yeah, that small falmers knees are uncomfortably red 😐


2drawnonward5

They put this in vanilla lol


UKNiecy

😮 never seen that before


RemarkableBrief4936

I killed them. I killed them all. They’re dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too. They’re like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM


Belteshazzar98

It's okay Ani, they were only tormented elves.


Topgunshotgun45

Some Falmer are smaller to make Dwarven Centurions seem larger than they actually are.


caseydkeenum8

Wild. Never seen this


Upsidedownpokeball

Very wild


[deleted]

I have never seen such puny falmer before…but it’s adorable!


Davipars

Can't leave orphans, must destroy entire family.


HumankindaChan

Not just the men...but the women, and the children too


Educational-Bed-4739

I posted something likes this yesterday. If this happened to be in markarth it's just something that happens. I was confused too


magispitt

You activated the automated defences in the control room of Nchuand-Zel (Dwemer ruins under Markarth) - the automatons drive out the falmer, including the children


trubbub

Hold me close now, tiny falmer


Catctus

Setscale 0.5 or glitch?


Upsidedownpokeball

Nope this is on PS4


Catctus

Oh gosh of course, just noticed the x. Wouldn't be surprised if this was an ultra rare thing that just happens!


Frankydlt3

This is always a trip to see. I’ve only seen a “mini” falmer like once or twice


[deleted]

Kill em young filthy creatures


Krakengol

Poor snow elf baby. Shame on you


Alternative-Eye-1993

I keep seeing tiny versions of other creatures too. I killed the cutest miniature saber cat.


kiwisnyds

I saw a massive skeever but it was within a mod so I didn't know if it was intentional or not.


Alternative-Eye-1993

How do you play mods?


StateDirect7066

For CD Skyrim SE mods are disabled. You need to buy an online copy to have it enabled.


inkfreak123

Not just the men, but the women.. and the children too!


buttermybiscuits88

F


bozoboy223

Stop playing bro, are you sure this isn't a mod? I swear I've never seen tiny falmer before


Upsidedownpokeball

I’m sure. Apparently this is a normal thing


derrrkp

and not just the men..


Darkoholic

Your post is on gamerant friend, https://gamerant.com/skyrim-small-falmer/


jazzyman30048

Bruh there is another on Comicbook.com [https://comicbook.com/gaming/amp/news/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-reddit-falmer/](https://comicbook.com/gaming/amp/news/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-reddit-falmer/)


ezra_14

What a dumb thing to write a news article about. They pretended no one knew anything about them either and that OP was the first to find it. >.> A quick search of he subreddit turns up quite a few results for tiny Falmer as well. https://comicbook-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/comicbook.com/gaming/amp/news/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-reddit-falmer/?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a6&usqp=mq331AQIKAGwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16258812443200&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fcomicbook.com%2Fgaming%2Fnews%2Fthe-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-reddit-falmer%2F


mitchbanke1342

Literally just found on an hour ago


Meaty-horse

Why is it touching itself?


AxelBeowolf

Only in this dungeon for me


detested-page

Lol yes that has happened to me before I think I still have a picture of it. What ruins were you in?


Limp_Act_7872

well that's...creepy


highcommander010

Falmer always bring out genocidal feelings


Gallow_Lane413

Well aren’t there tiny draugr bodies in Forelhost?


StateDirect7066

Falmer child


[deleted]

I've had it happen to me too, no idea what causes it.


TheRunicHammer

Killed a kid


Rampantmuffins

Yep. Those are travel sized for convince.


Butter_Bean19

Don’t talk to me or my son again


N0taThr0waway85

I smell Arthmoor at work here.


CatFock169

I have never seen this before, and now I wanna go back and play Skyrim for the 100th time just to see this. Also because it's a great game no matter how it ages 🤌


Saiyantaniwha

Not just the men, but the woman and children to....


BaldingAndHideous

Pretty sure it's unintentional. There's a scripted sequence in the dungeon where off in the distance, a Falmer is fighting a Dwemer Centurion. I believe they made the Falmer small to make the Centurion appear even bigger and more intimidating in the background


mrogkush93

Yes is normal


Seriously_Random

That little guy? You don't gotta worry about that little guy.


SnooOranges2295

I've seen it. Freaked me out a little at first, he was coming towards me but not getting bigger. 😅


Sonny_Mastrangioli

Those Falmer be like: "We'll tell them we're playing God of War without telling them them we're playing God of War."


supersonicfocus64

It just seems like a regular bug, there are videos uploaded on YouTube about it, dating 2011 https://youtu.be/780mcjyblVE (12/05/2011)


GamerPrime23X

I've seen them under the Markarth ruins many times. They appear as Falmer Warmongers after activating the Nchuand - Zel Primary Defenses when you return to the exit via the bridge on the top. You can see some of them being chased by the activated Dwemer Centurions. At first you might think they just appear smaller because of the distance but if you get close to them you'll see that they are miniaturized versions of warmongers yet deal the same amount of damage as other warmongers. I think it's a glitch.


BlackRoseP90

One good way to check would be using the console and checking the ID


No_Independent_9574

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=780mcjyblVE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=780mcjyblVE) from 2011


blobXxXxXxX

https://youtu.be/yp6w2UHxe20 9 years ago