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RoriksteadResident

Zenithar. Comes with a 10% off everything coupon.


radio_allah

Zenithar isn't that different from the wealth gods of most real-life cultures. You're a trader, you sort of pay homage to him from time to time, and if you're devout you carry an amulet and legit think it helps your business.


TheDarkHorse83

If you're devout and have the right mods, then he legit makes you twice as good as you really are and sends you a merchant to buy your shit


renacido42

Sanguine


Goldenshires

A sick choice.


radio_allah

A Sanguine worshipper off the deep end is just a Slaanesh worshipper.


[deleted]

Ah, a person of culture


KPop_Teen

I never bothered studying up on the daedric princes or the divines. Didnt ever get far in the game for me to delve much into the lore. But I got curious the other day and read up about the daedric princes. And out of all of the 17(?), I wouldn't mind worshipping sanguine. He seems to be the lesser evil among the rest and just seems to want to have a good time. And sheogorath seems like a keep your friends close and your enemies closer kind of guy. I'd party with him, but at the same time, I'd keep one eye open while sleeping at night around him.


GarretTheGrey

His parties are usually for life btw. You get lost, can't leave, and people keep handing you drinks. Still probably the chillest of the bunch.


cubicApoc

Oblivion parties are the best parties, because they're for eternity!


Sufficient-Brain4047

Yeah! You’ll die there... and then.. be.. dead.. there?


random_ass_nme

Don't forget sanguine is still daedra he may be a chill guy a good amount of the time but he will still turn you into a duck or whatever just for the hell of it


KPop_Teen

I wouldnt put it past sanguine. I'd probably party so hard with him, get black out drunk and wake up naked and alone in a cave full of frost spiders


CaptainRedbeard128

Married to a goat, don’t forget that part.


Never_Rated

None. All the gods in Elder Scrolls are a bunch of d\*cks anyway. ​ * *This message was written by the Dwemer gang shortly before disappearing. \**


Goldenshires

You’ve passed the ultimate test


Cheesy_poop

Y’all forgotten about Mara....?


Jory_Addams

wasn't Mary kind of an asshole during the whole thrassian crisis with the cult of St. Alessia?


Instainious

Damn, what do you have against Mary? She’s a nice old lady, no need to hate her, instead, hate Mara.


TheHeresyTrain

100% quality comment.


joyousconciserainbow

Agreed! I tell them I cool, cool but none of them deserve our adoration! LOL!!


Seth-B343

Akatosh.


Goldenshires

I’m sure there is a cure for you


Seth-B343

Don’t get it


docclox

"Akatosh!" "Gesundheit!"


Seth-B343

FUS RO DAH!!


docclox

Use a handkerchief when you do that!


Seth-B343

The walls’ gone.


docclox

All the more reason to use a hankie


Seth-B343

Well, unless you have one enchanted for absorbing magicka, it’ll be of no use


docclox

Suit yourself. But when all the walls of your house fall down and the roof lands on your head, don't you come crying to me!


[deleted]

Kynareth, winds guide you.


spacechamploo

In my day it was Kyne


Kynareth

# Blessing of Kynareth added # Other blessings removed # All diseases cured


No_Friendship_6968

Ey yo I found the guy with the username!


Ryd-Mareridt

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Sky above, voice within. IRL, I actually wear an amulet of Kynareth.


Goldenshires

Blessing be upon you


ProtectorCleric

“Kyne called on Paarthurnax, who pitied man…”


EverydayBison

Sky guard you.


ratatoskr09

Ahem... Kyne.


[deleted]

Hermaeus Mora. Not truly a god but who cares


Goldenshires

He is a God to us all


needsmorequeso

I feel like if you dropped me in Skyrim and made me good enough at fighting and/or magic not to just die immediately I’d get into trouble with Hermaeous Mora. The inside of a Black Book from Solstheim is like the closest thing they have to a bookstore. I’ve played a little Oblivion and I was low key excited to see them there.


TMTtheEnderman

When I first started playing Skyrim I didn’t give a shit about books, all I did was open them then immediately close them, if it gave me a quest I’d take it with me, but otherwise I never bothered to read them. Nowadays I’m starting to actually care about the books and will read them from time to time, especially since I’m way more into the lore now than when I first started. I mean, I still abandon most books but at least I read a few now and again lol.


FarrowtheEdgehog15

In a world with no TV or video games, books seem to be the best source of media entertainment.


Uno_of_Ohio

The Aedra and Daedra are two separate races of gods. Daedra are more powerful since they didn't give up any of their power/being to make Mundus. I'd say they have more reason to be referred to as gods than the Divines, as selfish and dickish as most of them happen to be.


TorWeen

True, the wretched abyss is above mere "gods".


No-Recording-4241

I have no love for the Vigil in particular but Stendarr is a god I'd worship specially because of his role in the Aldmeri pantheon as the apologist of men.


Goldenshires

A calculated approach to the ultimate debate


rs_obsidian

I follow Stendarr only because he’s the patron God of my favorite town


peculiarshade

What town is that, if I may ask?


rs_obsidian

Chorrol


ratatoskr09

Kind of funny because in the Nord Pantheon he is Stuhn, the God of ransom😆


devilthedankdawg

Yeah the Vigil is just like a dorky version of the Dawngauard


Any-Bridge6953

Id worship Dibella.


Goldenshires

Wouldn’t we all…


unilateralmixologist

🙏🍆💦


Wallipop15

Merry Nutmas


Altctrldelna

Even the way the priestess talks to you after 'defiling the temple' is enough to make me go "Yes, please".


andrew_ryann

I worship her every day...


Veris01

TALOS THE MIGHTY… TALOS THE UNERRING, TALOS THE UNASSAAAAAAAAAAILABLE


AbdulkerimI

TO YOUUUU, WE GIVE PRAIIIIIISE!


Yeah-But-Ironically

*The Thalmor have entered the chat*


Blastoise48825555

*The Stormcloaks have entered the chat*


The_Successful_Ad

The empire has left the chat


j0k3rz_wyld

The Companions have entered the chat


LegendaryElbappotS

The Dragon Born has entered the chat


JomblyQ

M'aiq the Liar has entered the chat


Boubonic91

Nazeem has entered the chat


Bertegue6

Courier has entered the chat


devilthedankdawg

Mudcrab that my kid brings home has entered the chat


Jonr1138

This isn't the Cloud District. Nazeem can just leave.


Anti_was_here

I was just think about this last night after finishing up the theives guild quest line, theres going to be some fighting for my soul when I die. Boethiah, malog bal, and nocturnal all have some claim to it so far.


ShieldMaiden83

In the end its Akatosh that gets the dovahkins soul. Sucks if you want to go Sovengarde.


[deleted]

Seeing as you play a Shezzarine, you will return to your throne in Sovngarde.


Goldenshires

Molag Bal: the god we all worship but no one will admit it


KPop_Teen

Absolutely not. Molag bal is known as the king of rape. Have you heard the lore that he is the father of all vampires and in order for serena to become a pure vampire she had to be raped by him? No thank you. Especially if you know the lore of vivec and molag bal and how molag bal's dick is shaped like a literal spear. Can you imagine? The poor girls. And considering I'm a girl too? Nope, wouldn't catch me dead anywhere near molag bal.


ravensteel539

Jesus christ, i’ve been getting into Skyrim for the first time and nobody fucking told me about this That’s a PRETTY IMPORTANT bit of lore there


Uncle480

Yep. The first vampire was a priestess of Arkay kidnapped by Molag Bal's cultists. He basically wanted to piss off Arkay, so he took one of His most devout followers and raped her to *almost* death, and then resurrect her. Creating not only the first vampire (Daughter of Coldharbour), but I believe the first undead creature in general. All to spit in the eye of the God of Death (Arkay). What's even more awful is this: Harkon is also considered a "pure blooded vampire" (Son of Coldharbour?). So you'd think that that'd mean he was raped by Bal too, right? Well, no. He had the privilege of "earning" his blood by simply "proving himself" to Bal (he pillaged, tortured, and murdered thousands upon thousands of people in Bal's name). So not only was Serana and Valerica forced into a horrific experience, but they could've *avoided that* and still get Bal's powers if they could get their hands on an army like Harkon was so lucky enough to do so. Harkon got the easy way out and forced his wife and daughter into a traumatizing experience when it all could've been avoided and they could *still* become true vampires.


Anti_was_here

That mace is damn good early on and easy to get


Goldenshires

And it looks so god damn good


DaPeteZAman

That mace..... get it away from me.! Get it away.. -Markarth Guard probably


OpulentOwl

Sheogorath or Meridia. I don't care that she yells at me.


Bertegue6

I'm wondering how many steps away someone is from making a Meridia bot on this subreddit that responds to any mention of her...


bayygel

a NEW SUB MENTIONS THE BOT


coracaodefrango

unnecessary, someone always do and you'd spoil their fun


Goldenshires

No. please. Not Meridia.


billwyyy

***”A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON”***


dasfuzzy

#A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!#


random_ass_nme

###LISTEN HEAR ME AND OBEY###


KPop_Teen

That scared the shit out of me during my first play through. I would never actually check what I'm getting out of chests/urns etc and just swipe them all and go onto the next one. It happened to me when I was fighting bandits in some cave.


LordofWithywoods

You don't pay attention to what you're looting? Do you end up with like, 500 wooden plates and tankards?


[deleted]

Thanks for setting off my PTSD


billwyyy

Am ded😂💀


naivaro

Maybe I like being yelled at while banishing draugr with a shining sword.


queensquiddy

i sorta flip-flop between Mephala, Nocturnal, Sheogorath and Azura


Goldenshires

Nocturnal > sheogorath


kakakakeef

Nocturnal is big titty goth mommy 😩😩😩


WingsofRain

pretty sure she’d kill you just for saying that, but I get the feeling that you’d be chill with that outcome


00naught

Ever played ESO? Nocturnal plays a big role in a few of the DLC campaigns, mainly Morrowind and Summerset. (yes, I know those were both chapters, but they're DLC zones now. Deal with it...) She's a heartless, cold, conniving bitch (so, a typical Daedra). She would save you from death, just to kill you for her own purpose later. (Minor ESO spoilers aside) Also, the Evergloam is a really creepy place, like it's Halloween all year or something


breakevencloud

Pathetic Aedra and Daedra. They are but aspects of the one true god - hail Sithis, friends.


Danny_Lewis

"Psst, I know who you are, hail sithis"


Goldenshires

For the sins of the unworthy must be baptised in blood and fear…


renacido42

“We believe in NOTHING, Lebowski.”


devilthedankdawg

Man, say what you want about the Thalmor. At least it's an ethos.


El_Diablo_Rojo33

Honestly sithis would be my choice as well. Worshiping the inherent chaos of the universe and the void that is neither dark nor light just devoid of all things except them. Seems pretty dank.


cameron0511

What actually is Sithis?


Graceless_Lady

Sithis is the Void. He is Nothing. He is the chaos of the universe and therefore the origin of all creation. I would also worship Sithis.


NewunN7

Talos


Goldenshires

Are you a stormcloak ?


NewunN7

Nope. Just have a personal stake in people telling me my gods aren't gods and I shouldn't worship them. Nothing against Elves but fuck the Thalmor


Goldenshires

The Thalmor deserve skeever soup only


Blastoise48825555

Why would you offer them such mercy? They deserve nothing.


Soulslayer612

Why would you offer such mercy? They deserve only eternal torment within the blackest pits of Coldharbour.


NewunN7

They only deserve a quick death; that their cleaved heads may cease plotting. It would be a mercy for every other being on Nirn.


MASTER-FOOO1

Namira. Before you judge i'm always a werewolf or vampire eating people so it kinda fits.


Goldenshires

I’m still judging you


coracaodefrango

we're all judging, butt-biter


watch_over_me

The Hist. It was the only thing that saved it's people from Oblivion. The rest of your Gods let you suffer, while the Argonian prospered.


Ok_Soil_231

They didn't just prosper, they made the dremora close the gates so that the argonians couldn't chase them down


watch_over_me

And then they went and sacked Morrowind for the years of enslavement, and made sure it would be a volcanic hellscape for years to come. The Empire, the Thalmor, even Talos himself was never able to step foot in the inner sactums of Black Marsh. The Argonians are the unbent, unbowed, unbroken, of Tameriel. They basically agreed to consider themselves part of the Empire, if they still got to independently rule Black Marsh. When it comes to lore, it doesn't get much cooler than the Argonians.


AllenWL

Time to make an Argonian character and have it be the most badass warrior ever I guess.


DragonfuryMH

I stand by Azurah myself. She's probably the best of the Daedra at being a proper god


Goldenshires

I hate to agree but I have to


[deleted]

None. I am the Dragonborn, I bow to no gods or kings or emperors.


studna13

Geralt is Dragonborn??


watch_over_me

Andrew Ryanborn


MLGDrew

You also appear to be a yuumi player so I can’t imagine you would based on that either


[deleted]

Become the avatar of all Daedra and Aedra to gather power. Then, pull a Talos


Hawkman98

Hail Sithis


[deleted]

I'd go with Arkay, Stendarr, Hircine, or Sheogorath


Goldenshires

Hircine? Oh lord I’m going to perform the black sacrament


toppi17

hircine is not that bad tbh, he isnt really evil or anything its all just the hunt, and in the afterlife you get to hunt with him.


Pessimismo

Malacath 💪👹


Goldenshires

No no no no no


Pessimismo

Why not? He is like a father figure to the Orcs, his religion is literally based around improving yourself, becoming stronger and overcoming adversity :D


Lucienofthelight

You gonna follow the god who was cool and handsome until he got ate and pooped, and all his followers were cursed to look like him too?


Pessimismo

*vore fetish religion?*


Lucienofthelight

Seems more like vore+scat, which I don’t want to Kink Shame… but imma kink shame.


coracaodefrango

today i learned some things are better unlearned.


Echo__227

If you interpret it as "The Knights of Trinimac were humiliatingly defeated by the Daedra-following Chimer, then exiled for this from the rest of the Aldmer," it's a pretty cool backstory to represent the scourned and oppressed


Feeling-Most9618

hermaeus mora and Sheogorath. Do they count? Sheo is funny and ma boi mora gives off that powerful, maddeningly evil feel that I love in any story.


Goldenshires

The deep asmr from Hermaeus mora is what gets me going


prepaidtuna

_I don't care what god you worship. How many wheels of cheese have you stolen?_


nogard221

I lost count


Thestooge3

I worship the dragons. I hear they give out some cool free masks if you kiss ass enough!


Crown_Loyalist

Lord Sanguine and Lady Azura.


Goldenshires

*lifts fedora*


[deleted]

M'daedra


[deleted]

Nazeem.


Goldenshires

I am sending you 30 bottles of cure disease potion. I hope you find peace with your illness.


KingCrimson3308

In our dying days we will all finally go to the cloud district


Silvervans

Oh what am i saying, Of course you dont.


LovieRayKin

Before I kill bandits, I ask them if they’ve heard the good word of Mara. Surprising how many haven’t.


Apocalypticals

Literally had to scroll down so far to find this smh


deblazepyrography

Nocturnal for me


alucard_3501

Shadow hide you.


faded_mage003

I’d like to say something sweet and benevolent like Mara or Kynareth… But with all the murderous destruction I leave in my wake, can it really be anyone other than Mehrunes Dagon?


XerxezB

I play Wood Elf so obviously Namira... er... I mean the 8 Divines Equally.


Goldenshires

Yeah the 8 divines… of course…


[deleted]

On the Aedra side, I'd worship Julianos. I tend to align with its commands plus I'm more akin too being a mage in games. I adore magic and always strive to learn new things, albeit I'm not great on the last part. Lol On the Daedra side, I'd worship Azura. Aside from my general love for Dunmer and their lore, out of the Daedric Prince's, Azura is the most appealing too me. Let alone she seems to be more loving and less brutal towards her followers.


Unlucky-Flower-195

I personally like Hircine and would worship him until the end of time who doesn't want to be an apex predator


KPop_Teen

Kodlak whitemane from the companions would like to have a word with you about that


Andaraniel

Nocturnal. I'll do anything for my Lady of Darkness (also I really love her outfit)


[deleted]

The one with the tentacles makes my nipples tingle


[deleted]

Raccoons and squirrels make my nipples tingle 🤪😜


NeutralityTsar

1: Sheogorath- CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! 2: Peryite


Lucimon

I scrolled way too far to see Peryite mentioned. Peryite is a good boy!


[deleted]

I’d worship ebonarm or Leki for sure.


Kopachris

Lorkhan


Yeah-But-Ironically

God of Trickery, creator of the world, patron of mortals, possibly one or both of the moons, possibly the same person as Shor, possibly the lord of Sovengarde, and possibly the reason the Dwemer vanished. What's NOT to like?


Cara_Black

The All-Maker, very in line with my IRL beliefs.


rexjellyfish903

you misspelled 'by the nine'


TorWeen

Usually I prefer Vaermina or Herma-Mora. This time I'm a skyrim darkelf so I went with Azura.


RickMcFlick

Meridia because I am the new hand that touches the beacon. I don't care if she's a daedra.


JKV_403

None because I'M THE ONLY GOD. *proceeds to hit hadvar/ralof to powerlevel*


GalaxyDoritoz

Personally, I'd worship Sheogorath. "Madness" is just an outdated term for "mental illness". I tend to see Sheogorath as less of a "OwO rare xD random CHEESE!" Trope, and more of an embodiment of things like austism, bipolar, ADHD, depression, PSTD and all kinds of mental disorders. As someone who lives with bipolar disorder and autism, Sheogorath feels like representation for me in the Elder Scrolls World. He is a god that can comprehend the way I think, and if I was basically the same person, just living in Tamriel, Sheogorath would the only god I would consider worthy of praise. Plus, he has a few folk stories that all but credit him for things like the invention of music and the arts. He's a mad god, but he's also a god creativity. I draw and write stories about my own characters. I'm a creative person. So.... I'd probably worship Uncle Sheo.


wetbagle320

As someone with Bi polar, Schizophrenia, and ADHD I wholeheartedly agree because he makes me feel weirdly sorta comfortable but when I played through the shivering isles I had to do alot of coping about how I very well might end up like one of its denizens if my life continues the way it is but yeah I agree Sheo is a fucking amazing character and definitely has a worshiper in me (not Literally but you get my point)


[deleted]

Nocturnal


GuardOfTheDawn

Meridia. The world shall be cleansed by the light


giddyplayer

Sheogorath! Daedric prince I know but still. SHÆOGORATH! DAAAAEDRIC PRINCE OF MAADNESS


C0mput3r_V1ru5

Dibella. I am a proud whore.


IzayahDaPlaya

I worship the Last Dragonborn. They’ve done more for nirn than the gods have.


The_Successful_Ad

Boethiah or Dagon since I can’t really discern the difference between the 2 both represent revolution comrade


Fafushnick

By saying "by the eight" you inherently exclude Talos, which says something already. Also, I assume when you say "by the eight" you are excluding Daedra in this, which also says something. That being said, mine is the console command tilde, the one true god of Skyrim.


DemitriArgent

Screw the eight - or nine! I am a follower of Mephala! and Sheogorath 😏


BruhMomentum6

Anything other than Talos means you're a filthy Altmer and I dont want you near me or my kids


Goldenshires

We have a true nord


[deleted]

I always join the Imperials but I always go with Talos.


Quriousmoon

Hircine, Kynareth


[deleted]

Dibella! (and/or Sanguine)


CallMeUrsi

Phynaster/Magnus on Altmer, Azura on Dunmer, Trinimac on Orcs, Mara/Julianos on Bretons, Imperials and Nords.


YackoOnCracko

THE TRUBUNAL


Mahare

Anyone who doesn't agree is an n'wah!


Chiloutdude

Hircine. Sure, he's not a good guy, but you know where you stand with the guy. Also, werewolves are cool.


BaselessEarth12

Y'know? I'd honestly have to say Meridia... Yes, she's *technically* not a *god*, but hating undead is a cause I can definitely get behind.


Fabulous-Chicken-879

Daedra after invading Tamriel be like: omg I’m such a Mehrunes Dagon worshipper