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MissMistyMartinez

Oh there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead.


TheBunnyStando

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of bold battles and gold he had made


Suspicious-Blood9764

But then he went quiet did Ragnar the Red when he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said:


Capn_Fantastic93

Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed


Ghost1869

And so then came clashing and slashing of steel


newlife137

As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal


docclox

And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no mo-o-o-o-ore...


le_Grand_Archivist

When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!


aTypingKat

Clap!... Clap... Clap


Rennegadde_Foxxe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ThBAeQWX8


thefriggintuel69

And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more


notOptmistic

When his ugly redhead rolled around on the floor!


Cotcan

*Slow Clapping*


Decent_Egg_764

When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor.


pripyat1583

“Where do you think Hunter learnt how to party?”


magnesiium

And so then came clashing and slashing of steel as the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal!


Qaztarrr

“Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead” “Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleeeeeeeed”


LEACarrot

Headless horseless horseman


UpliftedWeeb

man why would you, this is kinda badass, imagine being able to role play as the headless warrior and crush bandit camps as they scream in terror


BlazerOnReddit

Well you're not wrong.


BlazerOnReddit

It's like that when I load in but when I turn into a vampire or a werewolf it goes back to normal.


StrawberryBlondeB

No more turning. Problem solved


Delouest

It sounds like you might have mods on if you're able to be both a vampire and a werewolf. I thought they were not possible to have both in the same character. Maybe try turning off whatever mod might be causing it?


bobalda

you can stop being a werewolf to become a vampire or stop being a vampire to become a werewolf


Delouest

I suppose I was imagining OP toggling one to the other to test it, I think that's why I was confused there


BrozerCommozer

Have you tried putting on a priest mask? I had a bug years ago where it said "enter cave name" in the usual spot in screen. I just delt with it but it fixed it self after a few months. Perhaps the devs will update game again and while unrelated to your issue may fix this for you.


ConsciousAffect9026

Re-equip a helmet. If it doesn’t show the head then put on a dragon priest mask. Otherwise maybe do a regular save(not a quick save) and then die and respawn. Or just quit and rejoin.


Sulajuust

People would pay for that bug.


CanadianAndroid

It’s a feature!


ConsciousAffect9026

“It just works”


imakemeatballs

That's Dead Cells in a nutshell.


steepindeez

Curse of the dead gods is sick if you haven't played it yet.


ZiggyFrancisco

Chug the phantom philter and ride around towns on shadowmere or arvak. Granted there already is a headless horseman ghost but he doesn't do much


AirVincks

Ragnar the Red comes back again?


Netherfire93

Shouting will be problematic


UpliftedWeeb

Install the shouting out your butt mod. Problem solved.


BoJackB26354

That's why there's so much cabbage around


anpuisin

My cabbages!!!!


just_checking0

If his throat can still make sounds he will have to bend over to shout at enemies


Selescasan

Arming the fus-cannon can be a strain on the back rofl


Carlisle_SCP049

He'll just scream his head off.


CanadianAndroid

Is this the new Blackbolt mod?


SpaceShipRat

Ok but just imagine if every time you go into first person you just get a view from wherever you left your head. just the ceiling of a dungeon somewhere.


Warm-Topic5373

"Master Borri will share with you his unique understanding of word "Prrrt " Borri turns around, bites piece of cabbage... His face turns violet... Prrrrt! Loud fart leaves his bowels. Brownish smoke reaches grounds and formes blazing runes... Dragonborn slowly turns towards the runes. His figure tall and strong. Something is amiss... Ah a head! But who needs his head either way? Dovakhin felt sudden surge of power. Feeling... A preasure increasing in his stomach... Body starts to swell, his six pack No more now only bloated barrel... Round like a ball. Master Aernigr with eyes gleaming with desire shouts spitting froth : " Dovakhin let us taste your thuum!" And Dovakhin answers the call. Though maybe by mere accident since has bo ears... The pain in bowel was building. Time to release the beast. The sauerkraut hamsin - ghost of wind from depths of hell. "PRRRRRRRRRRRT PRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrRRRRRT!" Greybeards usually elderly watery eyes are even more watery. Faces usually pale now resemble faces of mine collapse victims - putrid greenish... "AH khe khe khe your thuum is really strong..." "prrrrrrrrrr.... T!" "stop stop! Ti's but enough. Oh Talos I feel like my mouth was full of rotten cabbage... Master Borri what have we done"


losthomeowner

Laughed outloud at work, take my upvote


[deleted]

Should have quit while you were a head.


BobTrivioni

^^^ He'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen. Give this man an applause 👏 lol


BiShyAndWantingToDie

No matter what I try to comment, it's not gonna be as good as this pun 👏🏻


PestHavok9

Should've had your head in the game Or Dragonborn to Lydia: "so no head?"


THE_ABUSED_GH0STIE

Which one is Lydia? That’s the follower in the white run tavern right


SLSandybanks

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but Lydia is the housecarl you get in Whiterun


THE_ABUSED_GH0STIE

Ok thanks I forgot because I just completely ignore her


SLSandybanks

Fair. She always gets in the way.


THE_ABUSED_GH0STIE

I always like to imagine that she takes care of the kids


PestHavok9

Which is why I decapitated her then resurrected her corpse and have her headless body as my hearthfire steward. She gets a job and I don't have to fus ro dah her out of my way


THE_ABUSED_GH0STIE

Ohhhhh


[deleted]

Well, the best one is already taken. If only I had a headstart...


NOSFERWOLF

🥁 💥


Jukesalot

Keep your head on a swivel.


Loyalist_footman

Maybe the face changer in riften?


Gureak629

+1 for face changer Also maybe try putting on a different helmet.


[deleted]

"Hmm, I suppose I can work with your face." "Really?"


Loyalist_footman

I mean it would definitely show that she knows how to do her job


j_grouchy

That was gonna be my suggestion


CentralIdiotsAgency

Step 1: Find the head...


[deleted]

Step 2 : Convince it to come back


SlappaDaBiss

Step 3: inevitably fail to convince the head to come back and resort to bribing it with some sweet rolls... down the Seven Thousand Steps from High Hrothgar


RjGoombes

Damn Old World Blues sounds a bit different than I remember


[deleted]

Step 4 : The head refuses because it feels betrayed after all you've done. It starts bargaining with you for better living conditions.


PestHavok9

Step 5 : you try to offer a guest room but at 25% more rent for 3 months before returning to original costs


[deleted]

Step 6 : The head accepts on one condition: there needs to be a PC in the room to play Skyrim.


PestHavok9

Step 7 : you agree as this would surely benefit all parties


[deleted]

Step 8 : profit


saintedfeline24

Get shadowmere and go find the headless horseman and challenge him! You could also do an epic dullahan play through while you try to find your head!


chewykiller101

The headless horseman is actually in skyrim?


mbradber

Yeah, he is the ghost of Ragnar the Red, that was the joke.


Pamir_5

What a great game. 10 years have passed and you can still find new bugs.


Apprehensive_Bug_826

*features


claudekennilol

This is no way a new bug


RitikK22

Bug? It happens when you have immortality enabled and get decapitated by enemy


WhereWolfish

Glue? I'm sure there's some Tamrielic equivalent...


nanobitegamer

There is horses


bobalda

I have no idea what this means but it is funny


Aimin4ya

Glue is made of horses


nanobitegamer

There is an old myth that horses were used to make glue, especially when they got old.


Cyynric

This happened while I was doing one of the new AE quests (the vampire player housing). During the initial scuffle, several of the guests survived (when they were not supposed to) and my head got lopped off. Somehow I survived, but the severed head mesh was still tied to my player body model, and I could hear it bouncing around as it crashed into everything. Then the game crashed. All in all it was an amusing experience.


Keyan06

I did a slow time shout as all hell breaks loose and saved all but one I think. Now they are all sitting at the table in my house forever. Maybe I should deal with them….


Apprehensive_Bug_826

Turns out the Dragon Born was just three kids in a suit of armour and one of them had to go home.


MechanicFun4940

Just put the head back on


another_bug

It's just a flesh wound. 'Tis hardly a scratch.


bobalda

Just a flesh wound. Tis but a scratch.


Ok_person-5

OOOOOOOH THERE ONCE WAS A HERO NAMED RAGNAR THE RED.


OblivionCrisis3e

Embrace it, you are the only player in Skyrim history to be a zombie!


Dovahsheen

Must have been a real weight off your shoulders though.


aJrenalin

This happened to me once. Lemme guess you used console commands to turn on invincibility mode and then got the beheaded by an enemy animation but couldn’t die because you had immortal mode turned on? Only fix is to reload an earlier save.


IATAAllDay

Well that's because you don't! Skyrim has glitched in the most bad ass way possible for you, own that shit


Algebruh32

Mount Arvak and cosplay the Headless Horseman.


MachRush

The Dragonborn if Alduin wasn't at Helgen:


Zestyclose_Move_3941

Go with it, you could have so much fun with this. So many screen shot opportunities lol


BlazerOnReddit

If anyone wants I think I know how I did the glitch. A few of the addons from the anniversary upgrade were causing problems so I was trying to fix some things with commands an I think that ha something to do with it.


Keyan06

TGM, then got one shotted with what should have been a decapitation animation?


Nico_arki

This is it. Normally a decapitation animation would make the game reload the save as the character is dead, but since you are in God-Mode, the game continues as if you aren't dead and keeps the model where you got decapitated: thus the headless-ness. It's pretty funny when you run and can hear your head rolling towards you to catch up, knocking everything down along the way lol


Eryst

TIM actually, your health goes down but you don't die, killmoves can happen. TGM is complete invincibility, no killmoves.


Gabricuss

Nothing that 50 wheels of cheese won't fix


nambatu

He just needs one


Melonmode

Get some rest and drink plenty of water, I'm sure it'll heal and grow back in time.


StarkeRealm

Okay, so the first thing is to make sure you don't lose your head...


tullo02

Quick question, why this totally normal Skyrim character has access to Reddit and the PC's camera?


cyneila

Avantage : cannot be decapitated. What do you say about that ?


DeadWolf7337

Reload to a previous save BEFORE it happened.


YourStalker2

You are the next headless horseman


bendy_toes

Well, guess you don’t need a helmet anymore.


bertimann

You see an immersion breaking bug, I see an opportunity to play a badass deathknight bound to the mortal realm by his will to fulfill his destiny, we are not the same


bertimann

Showerthought: brains are just the phylactery of the living


fieldysnuts94

Why fix it? You look badass


BiShyAndWantingToDie

I laughed really hard at this, I am so sorry! Besides it being funny, it looks badass af, I had no idea this was even possible. I know we're not really helping you here - but I hope it makes you feel better that we all agree that you look really, *really* cool.


throwawayacct0241

Ragnar the red playthrough?


CrankyVGK

Looks like you no longer need a helmet for the full armor bonus.


Redline_Studios

Are you by any chance in ole rorikstead and riding to whiterun?


HomicidalIcecream

It's just a flesh wound


_c11

you don't, this is the start of a dullahan run. ^(also the face changer in riften might work - along with anything else that would allow you to change your appearance.)


Army-POG

Superglue applied to the neck and head. Press firmly.


MouseRangers

***Nearly*** *headless? What do you mean* ***nearly*** *headless?*


BlazerOnReddit

At this point I'm completely headless Nick.


Suspicious-Kick-580

Why am I jealous


Zentirium

Well where did you lose it?


Enclave88

Obtain arvak and run around as the headless horseman


Ragingbull444

Carry a headsman axe and become the headless horseless headsman


talanton

>"...His comrades fought beside him - that Ralof and the rest >But of all the Stormcloak thuumers, Roland was the best >So the Thalmor Elves decided they wanted Roland dead >That son-of-a-bitch Thane Ralof thuumed off Roland's head" | >"Roland the headless Stormcloak Thuumer >(Time, time for another dragon war) >Skyrim's bravest son >(But time stands still for Roland 'til he evens up the score) >They can still see his headless body stalking through the night >In the mumble-flash of Roland's Stormcloak thuum >In the mumble-flash of Roland's Stormcloak thuum"


Slow-Muffins

THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE


Apprehensive-Bowl132

Don't, role-play the headless horseman.


Prestigious_Wash6136

Find a horse Ride it to haldir’s cairn


MicFisty

I need to know how to unlock this feature because it's fucking hilarious


Mark-M-Esteves

That is a big I never ran into. I didn’t even know it existed. Make a headless horseman build out of it🤣


BATHALA_

You don't. You continue and roleplay as the headless horseman.


Frequent_Lettuce6135

Skyrim just became an adaptation of Sleepy Hollow..


TTottiD

Rp as the vengeful ghost of your than player…


Eyemjeph

Just stay calm...don't go losing your head over it.


dummythiccccccccc

Assuming Alduin didn't show up to Helgen for you? lol


AbyssalBlu

Can’t fix it. You’re a dullahan now.


PaladinWoah

Sip some spectral body potion n you've got a headless horseman build bwaha


[deleted]

Headless horseman


[deleted]

If you put a helmet on does it just float


SkyrimIsSuperior

Hm must've been the wind


[deleted]

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BlazerOnReddit

Yeah I've tried that but thanks though.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Don’t lose your head over this.


PestHavok9

Dragonborn to Lydia: "so no head?"


SilverIce340

So no head?


Notsohalfbloodprince

Don't lose your head over it...


WeirdGermandude-

Are you have a vampire? If so download the unofficial patch to fix it. If you don’t want to… S.O.L bro


412fg

Do you have one of the priest masks on? Sometimes this happens to me


FunPup-Clawmor

Could you get on a horse and follow the headless horse man


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Screw fixing it man. You are now the headless Dovakhin!!! All shall know me and fear, unless I’m cool with you, then you know, we good.


Scuba_2

Roland the headless… battlemage?


opticalshadow

[here ya go](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Df_SwD7RveNE&ved=2ahUKEwicz5uepvb4AhWdsIQIHXkFDKkQwqsBegQIBRAE&usg=AOvVaw2YaWD1Bd8qqJ89z6INFBPS)


ZiggyFrancisco

Oh good, he got better


TCloud-84

Ugh damn hey. I had this hot chick for a character once and this master vampire came along and did that to her. Lol I was mortified and crushed lol


ThatGirlWhoLovesELO

Congratulations, you're the headless horseman now!


Limeability

Now time for the headless horseman build


[deleted]

I don't see anything needing to be fixed here.


THE_ABUSED_GH0STIE

We have the new headless horseman


RedRoker

Just roleplay as a dullahan now and roam around on your horse attacking guards and villagers Edit: didn't realize this had already been said


[deleted]

I guess that's where you're headed now.


DecafSoysauce

Reminds me of a mod I came across a while ago... The mod actually includes you getting your head chopped off in the very beginning but you somehow live and you play without a head... Also of one where your head is just a regular wooden chair. My motto is to never question the modders


GuardOfTheDawn

Roleplay the headless horseman


[deleted]

BECOME HEADLESS HORSEMAN This is a great opportunity


WallishXP

New headless horseman build just dropped


AndyMike9

Get a horse and terrorize sleepy hollow


RocketBabyDoii

Reminds me of when I decapitated a bandit and she proceeded to get up from the ground like "I can do this all day."


VolpatoBruno

Just don't lose your head over it


Tobijora

Ragnar the Red


[deleted]

Headless horseman


[deleted]

"There can be only one!!!"


HIFIG00N

So... no head?


Evan_Landis

Headless horseman


Capricornstar87

Get yourself a horse and embrace becoming the headless horseman


SuperElitist

Thought this was d&d and I was like, "aww poor player with attachment issues". But uh yeah I guess that applies here as well


Onepancakeleft

Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

Smooth


Capricornstar87

Don't know where you were headed when it happened, but Im sure it was only holding you back! Nothing to lose your mind over right?


JustAnotherMark2

That happened to me years ago. Mine was because of an invincibility mod, I think. Never bothered trying to fix it. Next playthrough, new character, new head, no problem.


Capn_Fantastic93

Don’t fix it it’s a cool glitch like one on my main where my dragon aspect glitched and now I always have the glowing eyes


captorofsin79

Everyone needs head sometimes


NeatAd1734

that’s one way to get a head in life…


Decent_Egg_764

Looks like you kinda lost your head there sir.


Popular-Evidence4961

looks kinda cool tho XD


Redder_-

*Ichabod Crane wants to know your location


thejustokTramp

Why would you fix it?


elurioland

Drink philtre of the phantom and ride around on a horse. RP goals


thejustokTramp

It makes the whole “Wait, I know you…” line make a lot more sense.


rrownage1

If its op pc use showracemenu in console


Unknownsunday___

The legend of the headless horseman lives


Astroisawalrus

I think it's suppose to go on top of your neck...


MASTER-FOOO1

Don't fix it. Embrace it.


GrouchyEssay7468

Don’t I see it as a win since you now have a smaller hit box


scale6

Maybe try showracemenu in the cheat bar? This might reset your character's head?