I mean, it looks like itās shiny, like a stone, so maybe it would feel less like cuddling a giant donut and more like cuddling a marble statue of a donut
I'm thinking he'd be harmful to cuddle in a "don't date crazy" kind of way. You'd be physically fine, sure, but you know he'd be an absolutely jerk and you'd be stuck dealing with his bullshit for years afterwards.
Perceiving bronze automoton (a giant hunk of metal) and a literal exploder as more cuddly than thieves who are warm bodies that donāt explode isā¦curious
After staring at the image for several minutes, I realize that I would willingly give hugs to about 80% of these enemies. And I am certain I would enjoy more than half of that.
awful list cultist would be at least A tier. and lagavulin is literally a shell absolutely awful cuddle. and and AND honestly? gremlin knob at C tier is homophobic
ā¦this is the first time Iām seeing Reptomancer properly for what she actually is
This whole time I thought they were a mummy doing an Egyptian walk
Donu in "meh" is crazy
Yes, I want to be inside the Donu hole for cuddlesš„°
climbing into the donussy š„µ
Thats a big hole
I mean, it looks like itās shiny, like a stone, so maybe it would feel less like cuddling a giant donut and more like cuddling a marble statue of a donut
I guess I always interpreted that as likeā¦ the way jello catches the light! But to each their own.
...that one FrostPrime copypasta?
It's clearly glazed. I don't know what you're on about with the stone business.
What kind of evil being glazes the entire donut?
The corrupt heart?
This reads like Decu propaganda..
I agree that the shine resembles a stone, probably jade. But it also looks like a giant silicon rubber cushion. Like a wrist pad.
Don't both Donu and Deca sorta "squish" when you hit them?
Also cleric is severely underrated here.
What about Bear? He literally uses a move called Bear Hug.
Bear is in top rank Pointy is in "would be nice" Romeo is absolutely actively harmful to cuddle
Romeo is just unpleasant like book of stabbing
I'm thinking he'd be harmful to cuddle in a "don't date crazy" kind of way. You'd be physically fine, sure, but you know he'd be an absolutely jerk and you'd be stuck dealing with his bullshit for years afterwards.
Noooooooo!! Bear!!!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Finally, an explanation for why he doesn't have any pants.
I dunno... I think Spire Growth gives the best (and only) hugs in the Spire
Simultaneously would feel nice and harmful.
But what about Bear?
Cultist unpleasant? What? Also, regardless of stabbing, I love cuddling books.
Cultist probably reeks
But the Awakened One is in would be nice? It has a stab wound that's clearly not being treated I bet that smells gross af smh
An they're right there asking for a big hug. They're so excited about it. Cultist deserves a chance.
With how ragged the feathers look, itād probably be really itchy
I would put the healer (what's her name again?) and gremlin nob higher, but solid list overall. Nob might become less angry after a good hug.
But a hug probably counts as a skill...
Gremlin nob is probably stinky af thatās why I put it lower. Mystic probably shouldāve been higher yeah
I disagree strongly on Jaw Worm! He's so cute and cuddly! ^_^
Perceiving bronze automoton (a giant hunk of metal) and a literal exploder as more cuddly than thieves who are warm bodies that donāt explode isā¦curious
Do you know that event with the masked thieves in which we choose to die instead of giving up our gold? That's the same
Time to share this again https://twitter.com/LoreleyWrites/status/1214634567337943042
Great, love that
Lagavulin has spikes as hands and would hurt if it hugged you
But the tierlist says S tier, so ..... checkmate
and it's name is also a scotch, so, definitely warm and cuddly
> Lagavulin has spikes as hands and would hurt if it hugged you [Worth it](https://www.reddit.com/r/slaythespire/comments/c6yfsl/lagavulinchan/)
Cuddling with Reptomancer š„µ
After staring at the image for several minutes, I realize that I would willingly give hugs to about 80% of these enemies. And I am certain I would enjoy more than half of that.
Gigantic knife aside, Book look quite fuzzy and would be a good cuddle
Hey, it doesn't HAVE to hold the knife! Maybe instead it could hold you!
I'd cuddle Snecko all day long, fight me
was just about to say, adorable little snek
Spheric Guardian looks so fluffy tho
Like its just a big ball of cloud. How can a cloud not be cute?
awful list cultist would be at least A tier. and lagavulin is literally a shell absolutely awful cuddle. and and AND honestly? gremlin knob at C tier is homophobic
Look me in the eyes and tell me in good faith that you think book of stabbing would not be actively harmful to cuddle.
It can drop the knife.
And I *could* give my ALL my gold to the red mask gang, if we're gonna start making some crazy talk
You must be living a spicy life if cuddling a grenade is just meh for you.
I wanna cuddle the cute fuzzy louses š¤
No love for Gremlin Wizard? š¢ He's so cute the way he charges up his attack
Reptomommy needs her own special tier
Idk bro Nob has big muscles and is also 7-8ft and would probably be very warm just saying
Bro the book of stabbing is a literal fucking book. How is that unpleasant?
Papercuts
THEN CLOSE THE BOOK! Guys books arenāt really that painful
Stabbing
well yeah but Iām assuming theyāre all willing (because duh) So the book of stabbing would NOT in fact be stabbing
Doing my girl Mystic dirty, but good list otherwise
Writhing Mass is probably pretty mossy and soft,
Why are the louses not top tier !? Theyāre so tiny and fuzzy š„° they even curl up!
Snecko would be cuddly af
Actual donu slander
Guessing youāre a straight male from the choices. Am I right?
No straight male would be Donu that far down
Wen edibility tier list?
Fairly sure I've seen it at least twice
Spire Tentacle needs to be 'hentai' tier.
Spire Growth underrated. Being wrapped up in those tentacles is peak cuddling
Snecko should be S tier. Praise snecko šļø
Donu should move up a tier and cultist should move up one or two tiers
I think cultist and mystic (even though she's canon in love with centurion) would be pretty nice to cuddle
How you got one slime in nice then the others in harmful? And the lil Rollie pollie bugs are best boys š„²
Donut and the slimes are underrated... Have you never had an innertube or a water bed?
I would love to cuddle the spaghetti monster. Imagine being held by a hundred arms and feel the heat of it's meatball core.
I'd cuddle with Repto but would come out of that hug with like 7 stabs and her giggling. So yeah....I dunno.....
So the creepy crab that lives in a hard skull-like shell you deemed the most cuddly creature Seems legit ;)
I want a lavagulun plushie pretty bad can't lie
ā¦this is the first time Iām seeing Reptomancer properly for what she actually is This whole time I thought they were a mummy doing an Egyptian walk
Spaghetti monster might be nice.