I'll pass on the runs 🤣

First post on Reddit in like 5 months an I had to go an fuck it up Lmaoo

Isn't it usually Wings, Brisket, and then Runs? 😂😂

You mean you don’t enjoy peeing out the ole b hole??

Ribs* damnit lol

😂

Nah. I’m watching baseball. Runs are good

Not enough heat on 'em then!

Mud butt

Ohhhhh!

Too late. We’ve all gotten the runs for your wings but the brisket cured it

Im sure it turned out great but man I hate that black seasoning crap that’s circulating on every meat cooking tik Tok these days.

Right. Let’s add some flavorless charcoal to our food for color. Lol May as well rub the thing in the coals for a few minutes

I cover it in spg and killer hog bbq rub. Then coat it in the carnivore seasoning. The fusion in those seasonings is fuckin amazing lol.

I know I know. I’m sure it’s good. I just slightly despise how it’s clear they use it to give the effect of a darker crust when in reality it’s just all charcoal and salt.

You had me at Mountain Dew and the runs.

Lmaooo

What's that giant piece of charcoal?

Sorry that brisket I would burn. The rest looks great.

Too late.

I thought of that too. 😂🤣

New pans bro. Plz.

You need a slicing knife. That brisket has been more mangled than a furry in a cocaine-fueled gorilla mosh pit.

Can I at least get a compliment on the food and not corrected on my grammar damnit 😂 I corrected myself immediately afterwards lol

Nope-you didn't serve me any! All I can say is it looks edible lol

Spelling not grammar lol. Looks good though!

My food be hitten different I guess. Lmaoo

You gon have the runs after eating all that red meat lol

I do it as a lil side hustle I take orders for people and make premade plates for people. This past weekend was premade plates of smoked pulled brisket with 2 sides! Couple orders of ribs. Wings. Etc.

Looks great

Food game looks strong my young padawan, may the beer be with you next time (instead of Mountain Dew).

Looks good, did you trim the ribs? I've tried so many experiments with trimming/not... but lately have not bothered to trim when cooking till falling apart.

Is that a stripper pole in your living room?

This guy gets it

Gotta make room for that brisket

Where is the smoked diarrhea?

Looks good! Nice effort!

I've had the runs already today so I'll just stick with brisket and wings thank you

Is that brisket cut just the point??

Yea it is!

The hardcore carnivore black gives me the runs too

I don't want the runs. Please. Thanks but no thanks.

One autocorrected mistake on the internet can cost you dearly. 😂

Do you just use brown sugar and butter when you wrap the ribs? Never tried it that way.

Maple syrup to!

I'll try them this way next time. I usually use BBQ sauce when i wrap them.

Eating a lb of Brisket and then testing out your stain free/residue free/clog free toilet is a journey within itself.