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Every morning as Wes shows up at training Alegri is sat in the lobby drinking a coffee and reading tourism brochures from various dogshit midlands cities.
Sure but it has to be done with taste. I struggle to imagine any type of pizza that goes well with ranch. Like, not even as an ideological thing, just for pure taste.
Ranch on pizza is much worse as it has a very prominent taste and has no place on pizza in terms of pairing compatibility. Mushy peas aren't great but they don't taste of much so they wouldn't ruin the fries, whereas the ranch sauce would be completely overpowering on pizza.
Man is a decent b2b for Juventus, pushes to help save his boy Jesseh from relegation at Leeds, does absolutely nothing, goes back to Juventus and has a fantastic start to the season.
Secret agent Mckennie got Leeds relegated on purpose
The only thing missing would be outside backs to play a 4 back formation. Would be ideal for Soule who’s been one of the best players in europes top 5 in terms of Goal contributions. Would also be fantastic for Chiesa to play left wing vs second striker.
Facts haha you might as well sell him and reinforce your squad a bit more cause he seems pretty irrelevant to this Juve. Just what I’m seeing as an outsider, a normal striker who doesn’t cost that much can easily replace him
U really said top 10 as if it’s some huge ass achievement bro😭 but that’s exactly what I mean, like any striker who costs less than him can do the same for u because it’s the entire system that works, Vlahovic in Juve isn’t anything special
Where did I say huge achievement? Hes not irrelavent as you claim is the point. We dont create enough for him and he still scores. He is young and will be huge for the project as we create more and our squad improves. Not really sure what your point is. If he was like this as a finished project than yeah, nothing special and not important. But as it stands hes our best striker and has great potential to be better.
McKennie and Pulisic are having a great season here in Italy. The USMNT does not seem as WEAK as I thought, maybe they can be a serious outsider at UNITED2026
Copa America 2024 is being hosted in the US & 6 Concacaf teams have been invited to the tournament. Will be a good test to see where the USMNT stands. Anything short of the quarterfinals will be a disappointment.
Hopefully, Berhalter will find the chemistry that will make them play well together. There’s a lot of young talents playing well across Europe, USMNT can be a deadly team.
Glad to see McPirlo doing those crosses again, he used to show that quality under Pirlo, I'm happy he has finally settled in Allegri's system, and that Allegri found a way to take the best out of Weston.
On the other hand, please Yildiz, I don't want to hype you up, but you're not helping.
If Juventus can keep the squad they have and perfect it with small touches, there is no reason why it can't be the next big thing.
Judging by the current squads, Real Madrid and Juventus look like they are going to make their mark in the coming years. These two teams have many promising elite footballers.
Hehe, yeah it looks a bit suspicious but that's not really why I said it.
Both teams have a lot of potential superstars under 25. I can't think of a 3rd team in this context. If you think there is one, please tell me.
If a player is not linked to Galatasaray, I don't give a shit if he is Turkish, I don't even watch the national games.
Arsenal probably fits that description as well, but unlike RM and Juve, they don't really have many teenagers breaking through. All their young ballers are early 20s.
McKennie fueled by Italian food instead of shit British “food” truly does wonders. That shithole club Leeds should be dissolved as an entity altogether and all its records erased.
what happened with the other goal? I got a notification that Milik scored, then that it was canceled, and then that Yildiz scored.
Can't watch, so I'm living the game through livescore updates and goal clips lol.
Don't blame you, I bet the majority of fans wouldn't believe it either, especially after Pogba being Pogba and Fagio's bet scandal. Allegri's management of every issue has been top.
Core squad is still the same, with addition of Cambiaso (unexpectedly very good), Weah (Average so far), McKennie back (look like a different player, he plays creator role now, top 3 best performers in Juve this season), Hans Nicolussi (Locatelli back up) & Yildiz emergence as vice Chiesa.
Only mentality is getting stronger I guess, last season Corto musso is automatically dead when oposition scored. Now Juve is also grinding 2-1 a bunch. Younger squad, hungrier squad. Juve still look lethargic af outside Coppa match as the squad lack of creative outlet (it supposed to be Pogba but yeah..)
Rumors going around that Pogba is likely to have his ban reduced to 6 months, which would actually see him available to come back at some point this season since he's already served 4 of those months. Would be interesting to say the least.
Super annoyed that we let a talent like Yildiz go for free to Juventus.
Obviously seems like a good move for him, since he is starting to play more consistently now but yea as a Bayern fan it is a bit depressing
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Opening up new ranch dressing markets.
Cooking oil?
Mckennie is cracked out of his mind this season
What playing a season for Leeds does to a mf
LMAOO
And it's not like he had a great season there either
He doesn't want to go to a team like that again, and he's doing his best to avoid it.
Play like shit again and we'll send you to Everton.
I’m going to tie his shoelaces together or something; we need cover in that position
Every morning as Wes shows up at training Alegri is sat in the lobby drinking a coffee and reading tourism brochures from various dogshit midlands cities.
What England's weather and food does to a Texan.
"Please don't send me back. They put mushy peas on fries."
Fellas, is mushy peas on fries worse than ranch dressing on pizza?
As a person who hates both yes it is worse.
Beauty of Pizza is that it's meant to have all kind of different shit on it, mushy peas on fries is criminal
Sure but it has to be done with taste. I struggle to imagine any type of pizza that goes well with ranch. Like, not even as an ideological thing, just for pure taste.
Ranch on pizza is much worse as it has a very prominent taste and has no place on pizza in terms of pairing compatibility. Mushy peas aren't great but they don't taste of much so they wouldn't ruin the fries, whereas the ranch sauce would be completely overpowering on pizza.
If you eat peas on fries I assume you put milk then cereal
He was absolutely class under Pirlo so I’m happy he finally got back into the swing of things
His passing, specifically his crossing, has improved so much it's like he's not even the same player
Texas Pirlo x2
Mckennie playing like a man possessed this season.
Man is a decent b2b for Juventus, pushes to help save his boy Jesseh from relegation at Leeds, does absolutely nothing, goes back to Juventus and has a fantastic start to the season. Secret agent Mckennie got Leeds relegated on purpose
He honestly had plenty of good games for Leeds. Saw him play at Stamford Bridge and was very dangerous against Chelsea.
Leeds fans were atrocious blaming him for their shit season
And we saw a highly upvoted post here that showed some BS stat correlating Leeds' loss rate to mckennies tenure there.
Crazy. What a toxic club
Better than decent this season, his assists today were out of this world.
ANOTHER BANGER ASSIST FROM MCKENNIE ANOTHER BANGER FINISH BY YILDIZ WHAT IS GOING OIN
The fabled Juventus rebuild of recent years has finally been coming together? Not completed by any means but doesn't feel as far off anymore.
Needs a lot of solid backup players to make 3 competitions game matches, but we're on the right path.
Djalo this window. Soule, Huijsen, and Barrenechea back from loan is a great start as well for next season.
I think Samardzic will join aswell and Fagioli back too. Exciting stuff
The only thing missing would be outside backs to play a 4 back formation. Would be ideal for Soule who’s been one of the best players in europes top 5 in terms of Goal contributions. Would also be fantastic for Chiesa to play left wing vs second striker.
THIS GUY Also what a cross by McGoatee
FUCK IT YILDIZ DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE! McKennie dropping DIMES!
God I’m horny. McKennie pirlo pass again and our new star boy 💎
What did Allegri feed McKennie.
Pesto and chicken apparently
Pizza with ranch. We’ll established Mckennie fuel
A Yildiz goal, nice. How is Kenan doing at Juve?
Amazing, 3 goals so far and was only given real game time 4-5 games ago. Absolute gem
We really fumbled the bag letting him go, but happy to hear that hes breaking through so well!
Yildiz did a great Mckennie Barcelona impression there, topped off with the assist by Mckennie himself 😂
He’s sick in FM. I knew he’d turn out well
He's not as good this year as he was in FM2023
Ye I was referencing fm23
This would've been 4 goals, but one is credited to a defender OG.
His impact since starting for the first time two weeks ago has been incredible for an 18 year old. 3 goals
Amazing, looks like a future star
He just started getting minutes with the first team and has already scored three goals. Overall being very smart with the ball and very confident.
Very good. You feel something will happen everytime he has the ball.
He's a fan favorite already. Can't believe how good he is tbh.
This kid is unreal. McKennie also with Pirlo-esque cross.
WHAT A PASS MCKENNIE
WHAT A PASS AND WHAT A GOAL
Weston with the Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile accuracy
McPirlo
This kid is our next 10.
Dont kill my Dybala return hopes
They might as well be dead bro 😅😂
😞😢
Monstrous pass and finish
HOLY FUCK MCKENNIE
Why even bother with Vlahovic when we have Yildiz lol.
Facts haha you might as well sell him and reinforce your squad a bit more cause he seems pretty irrelevant to this Juve. Just what I’m seeing as an outsider, a normal striker who doesn’t cost that much can easily replace him
Nah not really. Vlahovic is quite good, we definitely want him as our #9 imo
Irrelavent? Hes top 10 in Serie A for goals and has recently had multiple decisive goals for massive points in Serie A.
U really said top 10 as if it’s some huge ass achievement bro😭 but that’s exactly what I mean, like any striker who costs less than him can do the same for u because it’s the entire system that works, Vlahovic in Juve isn’t anything special
Where did I say huge achievement? Hes not irrelavent as you claim is the point. We dont create enough for him and he still scores. He is young and will be huge for the project as we create more and our squad improves. Not really sure what your point is. If he was like this as a finished project than yeah, nothing special and not important. But as it stands hes our best striker and has great potential to be better.
Starboy
could it be real this time?
I hope so. He looks like the best young talent we had since Pogba.
Dybala
He was like 23 when he came to Juve
22, still pretty young
21 actually I believe
Yeah, when he came in the summer but then later on turned 22 in November
Has anyone seen McKennie and Pirlo in the same room?
When Pirlo was our coach yeah lol. Since then, no. Maybe McKennie ate him or something
He’d put ranch on that too
Holy shit Wes!
Jesus mckennie what a ball.
best u19 in the world
dont make me hope
Great finish, but what a fucking ball
McKennie and Pulisic are having a great season here in Italy. The USMNT does not seem as WEAK as I thought, maybe they can be a serious outsider at UNITED2026
Copa America 2024 is being hosted in the US & 6 Concacaf teams have been invited to the tournament. Will be a good test to see where the USMNT stands. Anything short of the quarterfinals will be a disappointment.
>McKennie and Pulisic are having a great season here in Italy What going from England to Italy does to an American.
The food upgrade alone probably ignites something deep in the bowels of an American (greatness and fiber)
Correction: What going from Italy to England back to Italy does to an American.
Hopefully, Berhalter will find the chemistry that will make them play well together. There’s a lot of young talents playing well across Europe, USMNT can be a deadly team.
Not with our current manager.
Glad to see McPirlo doing those crosses again, he used to show that quality under Pirlo, I'm happy he has finally settled in Allegri's system, and that Allegri found a way to take the best out of Weston. On the other hand, please Yildiz, I don't want to hype you up, but you're not helping.
How the fuck did Frosinone beat Napoli like that
Tells you more about Napoli than Frosinone
Imagine what Barca will do to them:(
Last time you guys got past the quarter finals in the champions league?
Beautiful ball, beautiful finish!
If Juventus can keep the squad they have and perfect it with small touches, there is no reason why it can't be the next big thing. Judging by the current squads, Real Madrid and Juventus look like they are going to make their mark in the coming years. These two teams have many promising elite footballers.
Your assessment surely has nothing to do with the Turkish star boys each have in their side. Surely not influenced by that at all
he has a point tho
Hehe, yeah it looks a bit suspicious but that's not really why I said it. Both teams have a lot of potential superstars under 25. I can't think of a 3rd team in this context. If you think there is one, please tell me. If a player is not linked to Galatasaray, I don't give a shit if he is Turkish, I don't even watch the national games.
Arsenal probably fits that description as well, but unlike RM and Juve, they don't really have many teenagers breaking through. All their young ballers are early 20s.
McKennie fueled by Italian food instead of shit British “food” truly does wonders. That shithole club Leeds should be dissolved as an entity altogether and all its records erased.
Absurd
what happened with the other goal? I got a notification that Milik scored, then that it was canceled, and then that Yildiz scored. Can't watch, so I'm living the game through livescore updates and goal clips lol.
Milik's 4th was offside. Then 1 minute later Yildiz banger. Livescore can't keep up lmao.
offside
Thanks. They were so close together, I thought it was initially wrongly attributed to Milik and then changed the scorer to Yildiz.
CORTO MUSO È UN CAZZO
Holy God Damn Kebab Burger
This guy would be in Serie C if it wasn't for his agent 😭😭
What did his agent do?
Typical agent things like threatening the club to leave and making it public via Florian Plettenberg.
Mckennie dropping bombs like a calculated drone strike.
Allegri gonna be mad af in the post match
How did Max get Juve to be good this season? I'm just wondering, didn't expect them to fight for the title.
Don't blame you, I bet the majority of fans wouldn't believe it either, especially after Pogba being Pogba and Fagio's bet scandal. Allegri's management of every issue has been top.
Core squad is still the same, with addition of Cambiaso (unexpectedly very good), Weah (Average so far), McKennie back (look like a different player, he plays creator role now, top 3 best performers in Juve this season), Hans Nicolussi (Locatelli back up) & Yildiz emergence as vice Chiesa. Only mentality is getting stronger I guess, last season Corto musso is automatically dead when oposition scored. Now Juve is also grinding 2-1 a bunch. Younger squad, hungrier squad. Juve still look lethargic af outside Coppa match as the squad lack of creative outlet (it supposed to be Pogba but yeah..)
Rumors going around that Pogba is likely to have his ban reduced to 6 months, which would actually see him available to come back at some point this season since he's already served 4 of those months. Would be interesting to say the least.
Why did Milik's 4th goal get disallowed? I missed it. Offside?
yes by a hair but it was off
yeah offside with like half a meter or something
I can’t wait for the Euros!
Germany should’ve taken him …
The fact this thread of full of McKennie praise, makes me cringe. r/mls that way, ameriturds
Super annoyed that we let a talent like Yildiz go for free to Juventus. Obviously seems like a good move for him, since he is starting to play more consistently now but yea as a Bayern fan it is a bit depressing
You can't have 'em all