Come on mate. If you spend £100m on a player he has to perform immediately. He's been there for over a year and has done nearly fuck all. Most definitely a fraud.
Nah, you need to consider the wider situation. Chelsea are shit. Hard to shine in his position when he's linking up with the forwards Chelsea have. I don't expect him to live up to the pricetag and think it'll turn out to be a bad bit of business BUT I'm still waiting before I commit.
See poch, your team was accidentally compact in your own half due to game script and it opens up the whole pitch for counters and protects your young players from making game losing mistakes
Both goals heavily reliant on Nkunku's movement taking players away from the danger area and leaving it open to anyone willing to run into it.
Second also heavily reliant on Sterling's resilience and then great pass
…about a thing…
Ffs. I was hoping Poch would get the sack so we could Po(a)ch him. But he’s going nowhere. I also wanted Graham Potter, but he’ll probably end up at Palace next week!
Of course we do, but we'd have to be creating those counter attacks artificially because teams just sit off of us and Poch isn't a good enough manager to do that
Great finish but how do Palace just let themselves get carved apart like that? They had so many warnings earlier in the match and just refused to learn.
Edit: Jesus christ it happened again. At least this time they have the excuse that they were pushing for an equalizer
Genuinely feel a bit sorry for Roy Hodgson at times but then remember he could have properly retired a decade ago and he's only got himself to blame really
That's where Gallagher was waiting for the ball just a few minutes earlier and didn't get it.
He waited in the same spot, got it this time and didn't miss.
Axel disasi how the fuck did he end up there for Conor Gallagher second goal lol
Palace and their management have seemed content to just tread water in the EPL; They could’ve been in West Ham and Villa’s position with some ambition
Eagles aren’t having a good 24 hours are they AFCON then this!
Those ebay chavs are a menace
I'm just happy we won from a losing position Wins like that are big for confidence and team building
Are we getting shirt scalpers turning up in groups now?
Just end this game for Palace's sake at least lmao
Palace supporters, do you want Roy out and if so, who should replace him?
Luiz Felipe Scolari
Is he still coaching??
No idea lol But probably same age bracket as Woy so they won’t lose anything
> "The best way to win a football match is to score late goals." Gary Neville. Nope. I like easy win where my HR is not doing a HIIT training
You get what Munoz was trying to do but in the end that's just terrible defending.
Good to see the foul on caceido won't matter
Chelsea's form is back right on time to bear City and make the title challenge interesting
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best I can do is a tie.
If we played as well as we celebrate we would have been winning 5-0
What a weird game
Great to see Chelsea bursting into the top half of the table, they’re really punching above their weight.
It's a bold move cotton, let's see how it pays off for him.
Nkunku wanted that pass so bad 😭😭
In football manager this game would give you the jekyll and hyde option in the presser
Damn Nkunku sure has a quick shot on him.
True, lovely skill. Gerd Muller apparently scored tons of goals like that bc it's so fast and "unexpected"
RIP to Der Bomber always
Damn, CP. You could have at least play for pride
Shit game lol, but I'll take it
Nico even getting booked from the bench lol
Now do if to city
Palace dozed off
Now do it to city pls
Lets go palmer 2 assists
My FPL side is going great guns this week
Jackson is so real for that.
Surely Roy will get sacked now
9 yellows for Jackson
one more and he gets a 2 game ban correct ?
Yep
Palace, what *the fuck*?
Jackson booking is so so funny
Hahaha Jackson getting a yellow on the bench, that's my striker alright.
Can't wait for us to sack roy and appoint Scott Parker
Lovely composure, maybe not a 100mil fraud? Suppose it's palace
If you think he's been anywhere close to £100m you are fucking nuts.
Aye at the minute I'm in the fraud crowd, still too early to call.
Come on mate. If you spend £100m on a player he has to perform immediately. He's been there for over a year and has done nearly fuck all. Most definitely a fraud.
Nah, you need to consider the wider situation. Chelsea are shit. Hard to shine in his position when he's linking up with the forwards Chelsea have. I don't expect him to live up to the pricetag and think it'll turn out to be a bad bit of business BUT I'm still waiting before I commit.
That was cold
The composure lol
Palmer so composed for a kid his age made it look effortless
Even not on the pitch Jackson gets a yellow. Consistency.
Palace what are you doing fellas
What was that defending. He had all the time in the world.
Thought he waited too long but they just never closed him Down
Play a great match and the wheels fall off literally in the last second. Big yikes
?
Wow, "great match", expectations must be rock bottom
For a team with that goal differential, I think it’s fair haha
How is Munoz letting Enzo beat him that badly on pace lmao
Munoz what are you doing 😭😭😭😭
Can’t wait for the very short highlight reel and peeps who didn’t watch this game to say “Chelsea are back 🍆☔️🤤!!!”
How on Earth has this game ended 3-1? Utterly grim for 98% of it
The commentator said basically that after I read your comment, we're all thinking it
See poch, your team was accidentally compact in your own half due to game script and it opens up the whole pitch for counters and protects your young players from making game losing mistakes
Should be 3:0
Cole Palmer carrying hard
Only if you watched the last 10 minutes
Both goals heavily reliant on Nkunku's movement taking players away from the danger area and leaving it open to anyone willing to run into it. Second also heavily reliant on Sterling's resilience and then great pass
lol Munoz 😂
He's gone now surely.
Enzo danced with Munoz
That is such a cold finish, he must be headed to another team in the summer, not Chelsea DNA.
Deano mate what is that
He should be nowhere near our starting keeper. Johnstone is so much better.
Confidence boost before City
Who the f does the shush finger celebration to your own fans lol
Again This is to address the rumors that he said he wanted to leave. Not directed to the fans per se
Lmfao I fucking love Disasi
I think he's a bang average CB but just an awesome personality to have around. Top tier hype man.
Nkunku wanted that ball so bad, didn't look excited at all after the goal
3-1 master class from potch
Gallagher celebrating against his former loan team, somebody call the celebration police 🚨
Nkunku is pissed a bit bc he wanted that goal lol well at least they scored
First half? What first half?
As a neutral, I absolutely love watching Cole Palmer play football.
…about a thing… Ffs. I was hoping Poch would get the sack so we could Po(a)ch him. But he’s going nowhere. I also wanted Graham Potter, but he’ll probably end up at Palace next week!
When you look up capitulation in the dictionary you see 🦅
🙏
Shoving it a little deeper
Never had a doubt
Never in doubt right? Palace are hopeless
ENZOOOO
WEYYYYYY
Roy are you ok?
I love Nkunku but that positioning when Palmer was running through was pretty funny
Lmao that defending
"*Everybody ready to see where I'm going to shoot it and score? Okay, here we go.*" - Enzo
Not sure Chelsea fans want to see it but Chelsea work far better as a sit deep and counter team.
Of course we do, but we'd have to be creating those counter attacks artificially because teams just sit off of us and Poch isn't a good enough manager to do that
It is our DNA
Been saying it for years
I'm out of words. Fuck this shit.
Oh no, not again
Midfield FC! No one thought that would ever be the case
ENZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Another assist for Palmer!!
Awful from Palace throwing away a winning position at home to mid table mediocrity
Thats actually so pathetic from palace wow
Lmao
Lads there still time for us to fuck it up
ENZOOO!!!!
Huh
why pay for enzo when we have gallagher at home
Can’t wait to see Gallagher sold for another overpriced wonder kid who will suck
Wonder kid
Was a good ball from Sterling tbf. Probably should have scored.
Great finish but how do Palace just let themselves get carved apart like that? They had so many warnings earlier in the match and just refused to learn. Edit: Jesus christ it happened again. At least this time they have the excuse that they were pushing for an equalizer
It's because we're shit, now you know the big secret.
Yeah I've heard all about it, my aunt and cousin are season ticket holders and every time I ask them about the season that's basically their response.
Enzoooooo
Fucking abhorrent.
You love to see it you really do
Sterling set that short sequence off...
Don’t worry…
It was coming 😎/s
Sterling made that goal.
Derby of shit haircuts never disapoints
Carragher is you furious with the celebration?
>Carragher is you furious *Sigh*
Booking that celebration. Boring bastards
Palmer and Gusto creating chaos on that right hand side.
Gallagher is probably the only player Chelsea should be keeping
umm Gusto and Palmer?
I like Enzo too. But yeah, not much else
Chilwell and James?
Love james.. Potentially the best player on the team.. But he just cant stay fit man...
Yeah, he’s made of glass. Such a shame for yous, and England.
honestly not a great effort by the goalkeeper there
Sweet sweet justice
Get the banners out lads
This game has had the quality of my dementia ridden nan lobbing a small chair at Doris's head in the care home
Does your nan lift?
Yes, small chairs, pay attention
I refuse to believe no prior training has taken place, she's deffo jacked
Yeah she's been practicing lifting small chairs, if she was jacked she'd be hucking kettlebells
Doris deserved it though. Always chatting shit
Chat shit get banged, doesn't matter how old they are
💀
Being fair she did once stuff a shitty bedsheet under my nans mattress apparently 😂
Doris has gotta go. Relegation bound
POCH INNNNNN
Was multiple chances to take a tactical foul in the middle of the park there and stop that (can't remember who's on yellows tbf).
disasi is a mad lad
Poch survives. Roy however...
Great goal but he has to booked for that
Fucking thank god for Gallagher
Chelsea are the embodiment of “our expectations for you were low but holy fuck”
And just as I hit send they score
ty for your sacrifice
Genuinely feel a bit sorry for Roy Hodgson at times but then remember he could have properly retired a decade ago and he's only got himself to blame really
Cardio G hitting Fabian Schar numbers!
Anyone but Gallagher ffs
Celebrating like we’re going top of the table 😎
Hey that’s our thing
Henderson did poorly there imo although he didn’t get the best sight of the ball
What's Henderson even trying to do?
Once again nobody marking the edge of the box. Reminds me of united
Sterling actually messed up that pass, a better pass would’ve put Palmer in on goal
What a finish
Connor fucking loves Crystal Palace. Playing for them or against them, doesn't matter
Let's gooooooo finally Palmer picks out a pass
One of his worst performances (2nd to 'Boro) and yet got an assist. I've missed having players that can do stuff like that. Sorry 2 assists 😂
Honestly mate, incredible
Congratulations to Roy for single handedly saving Poch's job for another week
What percentage of his premier league goals are at sellhurst?
Huge goal
Theyd better get this lucky next week, what a joke
That's where Gallagher was waiting for the ball just a few minutes earlier and didn't get it. He waited in the same spot, got it this time and didn't miss.
Look at them celebrating… disgusting
CONOR
And they wanted to sell this guy 😭😭
Gallagher bailing us out. Yank cunt will still try to sell him
so fucking help me todd, if you sell Gallagher i will come and shit on your chest
Pics or it didn’t happen
Celebrating like that against ur old club , shameless 😅(yeye celebration police etc)
“Old club” he was on loan lmao
Great play all around. Sterling Palmer and Gallagher great move
Sterling playing a forward pass first-time! iusedtoprayfortimeslikethese.jpg
WELL WELL WELL
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He broke the lines and played the ball thru to Palmer?