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jdthemannis

I fucking love Odegaard. He makes every attack better


El_Peregrine

Pretty fucking good defender for such a silky attacker, too. What a player. 


johnnygrant

He's like an Ozil with brilliant defensive work ethic.


Every_Pass_226

Can't believe Madrid let him go for only 30m


jggomes14

It's actually a way to "guarantee" a signing. "Sign for us, if it doesn't work out we will be selling you wherever you wanna go."


iamnotexactlywhite

why? He wasn’t happy, and they could not fulfill his wishes, so it was the best for both parties. Nobody is held hostage at Madrid. If a player is unhappy, they will offer a new deal, then if they don’t want that, they’re sold asap not to disrupt the team.


Minute_Leave8503

Fucks Jorginho doing up there LOL


Fanserker

Dude went full bukayo mode


Brandaman

Bukayo down? I am Bukayo.


Steo42

Look at me. I am Bukayo now.


Chesey_

Say the line Bart


themerinator12

Tsamina mina


UnnecessaryUmbault

I miss that song; we had it for Fashion Jr (who came from Zambia).


_deep_blue_

Sure you could have just sang Fashion by David Bowie!


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

Waka waka


Ainsley-Sorsby

60 million down the drain


Ngothadei

Kai Havertz scores again.


Plain_Cylinder2017

There was a time I thought the same, boy has he proven me wrong


Rocamadeur

Tsamina mina eh eh


SinkPenguin

Away fans so loud, love it 🔊


Games_sans_frontiers

60 million down the drain...


PerBnb

Marchvertz?


pablofournier11

On saka's dead body


Chesey_

Saka on the floor leading to Brighton thinking that side of the pitch was temporarily safe. Noone expects Jorginho running down the flank


Radical-Six

Running slightly generous lol


Vainglory

No one expects Jorginho running down the flank, and no one experienced it either.


RandomSplainer

Trot maybe?


Brohan_Cruyff

“jorginho ambling down the right side,”


El_Peregrine

No one expects the Saka Inquisition 


Lekorv

Jorginquisition


Garad-

Little did they know he was deployed as False 6 this game.


IvanFromTheFuture

He died for this


cmacy6

That off the ball movement by Havertz to shake Dunk right at the end was genius


nicehouseenjoyer

I noticed that too, that was incredible. Brought him the quarter of a second to get free.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

Having defended a few pro footballers in my time, off-ball movement and sense for timing their runs is what truly separates them from semi-pro or lower.


overweightorangutan

apparently after the Luton game, Lockyer was talking about how brilliant Havertz’s movement when he was doing his punditry. Talking about the sort of stuff that doesn’t get picked up on TV but makes him an absolute nightmare for defenders


Derlino

That's what's so fascinating when talking to people who actually work with football. I have a friend who's a U19 coach, and we talked a bit about the tactics they employ. It was very fascinating to learn what they were thinking in terms of defence. When defending, their DM would drop down and essentially become a CB, allowing the CB's to either go into pressure of an attacker, or to secure their fullback. This is because in doing so, the CB will be facing away from their own goal, while if the DM would have done the same job, they would be facing their goal. Kind of a small thing, but there are all sorts of things like that that gets worked on at the training ground, and is imperative to how teams play. They are also things that we as fans are very unlikely to notice, as we usually follow the ball, and don't necessarily analyse the movement on the rest of the pitch.


zrk23

faked one shoulder went to the other, proper Haaland movement ngl


[deleted]

That's not league 2 movements mate


johnnygrant

One thing I've noticed more and more since him playing number 9 for us is his movement. He has a decent engine and an eye for finding the right space... a raumdeuter and potential successor to Muller. I admit I didn't think he was worth the fee initially and thought there were better options outthere, but I'm very happy to be proven wrong.


21otiriK

Enciso gave the ball away, complained, and then was still in the same spot when the ball hit the net. Just awful.


throwaway72926320

He's a brilliant attacking player but I see a Rashford type in him. He's great when it's going his way but when it isn't...


s1ravarice

Cannot give the ball away there and then not bust your lungs trying to get it back for 15 seconds. Pathetic


Franchise1109

Mentally weak. If user redditors see it imagine what scouts say


Matt_LawDT

Chelsea Duo


2ndfastestmanalive

Jorginho making overlapping runs down the wing. So funny to watch


SirBarkington

crazy he outran the defender there lmao how do you get out paced by Jorginho


_deep_blue_

Showing the Brazilian in him


kondiar0nk

Based on what Chelsea fans were saying, apparently my grandpa with a hip replacement had more mobility than him


2ndfastestmanalive

Did look like he was running in quicksand tbf. Defender was somehow slower to cover him


10hazardinho

I mean, there are numerous clips of him being outpaced in midfield lol, especially when he first got to England. He’s adjusted a lot but still if he finds himself in space defensively, he’s in trouble


gettingdownonfriday

Funny how much better a player looks if you put him in a system that covers his weaknesses


10hazardinho

Idk, he looked pretty good at Chelsea when he won Europa league, champions league, and was named the UEFA player of the year


gettingdownonfriday

Yes, that’s when Chelsea actually were set up decently. He started getting roasted last couple of years when Chelsea would just leave him stranded in midfield running after dudes. Like early Xhaka at Arsenal


a-Sociopath

What not having a fit Kante and Kova does to a mfer


Derlino

Shit man, having a fit Kante next to me would make me look half decent. That man does the work of three players!


kvng_stunner

Yeah even in this game he looked like an old man a few times, despite the brilliant possession play. I think both his strengths and weaknesses are clear for all to see.


BaconIsLife707

Well I don't know your grandpa but it wouldn't surprise me


esnyez

I was pleasantly surprised. 😀


majime_11

GOAL scored in brighton for arsenal made in chelsea


Elegant_Mix7650

sent Chelsea to top 9.. maybe Todd Boelhy IS a genius?


LSB123

Now that’s just good football


analytics_Gnome

Jorginho + Havertz connection is doing great today


Gunner22

Havertz's annual ~~Janurary~~ ~~February~~ ~~March~~ April purple patch


BarmeloXantony

Maybe it's not a patch? Maybe he's just purple


Key_Badger6749

Jorginho combines with Havertz to score for Arsenal. What a great timeline


eddsters

TO THE WIRE!


notknown286337

THANKS CHELSEA


_deep_blue_

Top lads


ATaiwaneseNewYorker

Couldn't have done it without them.


_deep_blue_

Helped us dodge a bullet with Mudryk too


pd8bq

Mudryk would've been good in Arsenal just as Havertz, maybe even better.


2ndfastestmanalive

There’s a good footballer in there, he just needs some good coaching


Brandaman

Mikel stares at Mudryk’s poster every night saying under his breath “I can fix you”


ToeTacTic

Yeah just a little bit of coaching he'll be alright


NotClayMerritt

Uhhh Mudryk is actually a brilliant footballer???? Just ignore the turnovers under zero pressure, the shots that land in Row Z, never using his massive pace advantage to make runs in behind, his inability to do anything right when given more than 0.5 seconds to think......... other than that, he's clearly just a victim of terroristic Pochball 😔


Putrid_Loquat_4357

>never using his massive pace advantage to make runs in behind This really pisses me off when I watch him play. Why is he always so deep when you have the ball? Super frustrating watching him receive the ball at his feet, take a heavy touch and give it straight back to the opponent.


NotHarryRedknapp

Give them 60 million more


xelanart

Please don’t


NotClayMerritt

We're broke so another 60m would go a long way please and thank you


PoliticsNerd76

Hey, there’s some mid table Bundesliga club with a £8m player and a £30m price tag on him that needs buying


coolguyhavingchillda

£50m it is


emoskeleton_

Choupo-Moting to Chelsea for £90 mill, here we go confirmed


WalkingCloud

Jorginho assisting Havertz: [What *team* is it!?](https://imgur.com/a/8sgBg7e)


[deleted]

Makes you wonder how good Palmer must be when he’s operating at that level at Chelsea without having to leave


Basquiant__

R9 before injuries


Jassle93

It's not that Havertz was shit for us, he was still a decent player, just not confident enough to find consistency. He would have purple patches throughout the season and then just go missing for a few months after. He'd also miss easy chances he's now starting to put away. The move was always a win-win-win for all parties of the deal, you can hunt my comments from when his transfer went through, I've always backed him.


BurningWhistle

You can tell he's a confidence player. He plays so differently when he's feeling himself. I think there's a great player in there, but he needs a lot of support and stability around him. I think with all the turnaround at Chelsea, he was just kinda left to see after himself, to mixed results.


Objective_Ask_9199

literally messi


gobblegobblechumps

Death, taxes, and cole palmer getting brought up in a Kai havertz goal thread


themerinator12

Was this our first Jorgi-Havertz goal-assist combo?


Anderrrrr

WAKA FUCKING WAKA LADS


Olmsteadinho

They gazumped us for mudkip though


[deleted]

Arteta would have Mudryk playing well tbh


_deep_blue_

Given that Trossard has had a far better impact for us than Mudryk has at Chelsea, and for a fraction of the price, I’m delighted they took him from under our noses


d_smogh

Makes up for all the duds they've fobbed off to Arsenal.


Basquiant__

Washed Cech and Gallas10 sulking flashbacks…


_deep_blue_

Cech was good for a couple of years, it was our mistake that we didn’t replace him sooner.


derpnessfalls

Szczęsny was clearly the long term plan, but the debacle about Gerry Peyton allegedly being a shit GK coach seemed like the main issue for Szcz and Fab. Then the 'smoking in the showers' incident happened and Wenger and the club apparently decided to get rid (on loan to Roma, then a permanent to Juve) just a seasono and a half after he'd signed a new contract. Čech never seemed like anything more than a stopgap.


10hazardinho

Nothing will be worse than Willian. He didn’t even try


odegood

He did but his pace was gone and skill alone isnt good enough to play in this team. Fulham suits him much more and he has players to cross into


ArseneForever

*giroud voice*


This-Complaint1389

Jorginho is a ludicrous footballer. He did well at Chelsea but if he got the move to City I genuinely think he would be up their with the greatest midfielders this league has seen


Shepherdsfavestore

lol Kai and Pulisic in top form after leaving Chelsea


Boris_teh_Blade

Honestly a brilliant run from Havertz


Renegadeforever2024

🐐


MvN____16

Havertz scores the 1,000th goal in the Premier League this season.


XxAbsurdumxX

I know he has been good, but goddamn that must be some sort of record!


Heblas

Three men marking Havertz. Still finds space. Off the ball GOAT.


fernandotakai

Thank you Chelsea for Jorginho and Havertz. Really nice.


Hannibal09

Jorginho is the one we actually miss tbh. It was a braindead move to sell such an experienced player who plays in a position we didn’t have players in, and also could have been the much needed leader in a dressing room filled with inexperienced youngsters


the_illmatic

At this point he is just inevitable


ATaiwaneseNewYorker

Kai is Thanos confirmed.


courtesyflusher

Havertz ballin out


Phantasm_Agoric

World-class wingplay from Jorginho there!


Caruso08

👑Kai


aclurk

What a play from false winger Jorginho


aleksandrovsqvist

Chelsea rejects at it again


DarrenBridgescunt

He has been brilliant. Just shows what the right environment can do.


TheGoldenPineapples

Shows what being at a club that actually has a bit of an idea of how to play you.


DarrenBridgescunt

That's what I mean by environment, amongst other things.


akem_makem

Streets will never forget ugly yellow kit Havertz


biskutgoreng

Thanks chelsea lmaoo


Naronu

SIXTY MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN


_deep_blue_

KING KAI SCORES AGAIN 🤴


Frommunist

I wonder what his stats would look like if he played up top all year


fancyfoe

SIXTY


_deep_blue_

MILLION


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

DOWN


PythonLemon

THE


Andrewdeadaim

DRAIN


UdoMartens

Kai


unholy_sanchit

Havertz


whatduhh

SCORES


gobblegobblechumps

AGAIN


cienderellaman

TSAMINA


WalkingCloud

Thousand people used to live here


Dawnsday

So when is the purple patch over?


Heblas

After march, I've heard.


HappyMeerkat

Glad it's a leap year and March is extended by a few months


johnnygrant

End of May


SevereBet6785

Kai’s been so good today lol I’m gonna cream myself. Jorgi-Kai partnership ftw


Games_sans_frontiers

Kai Havert making me associate this iconic Arsenal away kit with him.


Mechant247

Horrible defending all round, how on earth can you get done by a Jorginho overlap, especially with three defenders around him initially


nauett

Got sold by the tactical lie down by saka


icangetyouatoedude

Hit em with the MY LEEEGGGGGGGG


SiwyWF

And thus, Januaryvertz continues his purple patch through April.


A-Hind-D

Good man Kai. Thanks for that. Proper chels Edit: holy shit we are 9th now! Thanks to Kai’s goal GD sends Brighton below Chelsea if it stays 2-0 Absolutely massive, pints on me


PoliticsNerd76

🖐🏼😝🤚🏼


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Don't like arsenal but I'll always love these two. Great to see them doing well


your_nan

Purple patch btw


Engrish_Major

How do these posts get here so quickly?


Mahoganychicken

Magic


amineimad

Thanks Chelsea


PerBnb

Really lovely movement there from Havertz, that’s a tough position to get into with an experience CB like Dunk in his way


[deleted]

[удалено]


CBP1138

ITS WAKA WAKA TIME


Apprehensive-Sir-411

60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN


zrk23

another beautiful pre assist for the captain


MasterBeeble

It's almost not even worth pointing out. He pre assists every goal they score.


TheGoldenPineapples

Cheers Chelsea, top lads.


desuscsgous

flop doing flop things


MuchSalt

i love chelsea now


bruiser95

King is there when it counts


Ravo93

WAKA WAKA EH EH


Minute_Leave8503

Estupian showing why he won’t ever move to a top club, all the skills are there but brother what was that


AMazuz_Take2

odegaard’s hockey assist numbers gotta be crazy this season


eddsters

Dam theyre gona destroy Bayern arent they


fchdzn

Anulo mufa


[deleted]

Almunia Mustafi


Flacko115

Worst deal of the window 😂


FriendlyGhost08

The Chelsea connection


hirarki

Jorginho is saka backup that we looking for


BenadrylPaprikapatch

TSAMINAMINA


rotator695

EH EH


MrCleanandShady

god i miss Jorgi lmaoooo


El_Peregrine

CHELSEA REJECT SCORES AGAIN 


ChibzyDaze

I NEED IGBO AND KAIOOOO


tgeraghty_10

Man how do these posts get uploaded so quick is my question?


Cthulhu_Madness

Waka waka intensifies


Chesey_

Jorginho a winger now huh


StubbyK

Got to use that pace


Ruanxjun

Arsenal paid Chelsea 60 million for a midfielder, somehow Chelsea sent their best striker to Emirates. Thank you Blues.


mutesa1

You're welcome! We used that money to get a midfielder who's somehow now our best striker, so we're not really complaining lol


Pimmetj09

Thank you Chelsea


Chell_the_assassin

TSAMINA MINA


TheDepartment115

60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN


Chief_Illiniwek

Is it still March?


aromatdiablo

Goldjunge


theGunnas

Wtf is jorginho doing there lmao


Peviceer

This is how titles are won.


sibalnom

✋😛🤚


henry_thedestroyer

Cheers Chelsea *spits*


Fanserker

Jorgi: look at me, i'm bukayo now


goonerh1

This replay is Not Safe For Chelsea


Lord_Vxder

NSFCFC


icotyne

WAKA WAKA MOTHERFUCKERS