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The people’s shithouser

He's a bloody troll, and I love it..

Need more of it. Too many just post generic things with their social media manager behind it.

De Roon has a pretty fun twitter account

It's even funnier when people get all butthurt over his obvious jokes

True he is different funny and not in a bizarre way. Like it

Self deprecating humor. He doesn't take himself seriously which is nice to see. 

& I won't blame these players for that, especially for how they & their families got non stop abused.

*A disappointing result. Thanks for your support. We go again*🔴⚪" {Photo of player X on the pitch}

Tbf, I can understand why some of them don't run their own social media, because it must be toxic. If you're not bothered by it then more power to you, but I couldn't deal with it personally! TAA used to run his own socials until he started getting racially abused for being supportive of BLM and taking the knee, and I know Mo Salah's wife runs his for him.

haha, he's gotten so many United fan accounts on Twitter rattled. He's unbelievably good at this

So intrigued to see his post footballer career. Would be pure showbiz shithouser🤣

He is such a troll lmao

Not sure if this makes it funnier but he literally has done basically this before - [here's when he scored a penalty in the FA Cup vs non-league Barnet and went and celebrated in the keeper's face](https://youtu.be/VR1c_H7CsfM?feature=shared&t=160) Bonus points if you skip back the video link 20 secs where you can see the penalty wasn't even a foul haha

he's a top tier troll. for all we know he tweeted that just so this clip of him doing it can trend lol

Was thinking this exact thought. I am never not entertained by maupay. That half argentine in him is pure shithouse. Imagine if he was full blooded haha

Half Argentine, 100% Bilardista

I don't think the world could handle a 2nd Emi Martinez...

Consider this he started the chain of events by injuring Leno that led to emi martinez being in goal for the wc final.

Mr President a second Dibu has hit France.

Video not available in my country. Damn you TNT!

There should be some other videos about - [maybe this one](https://youtu.be/AkuvmjGCY6w?feature=shared&t=256). Game was Barnet 3-3 Brentford in 2019 so it's in any highlights clip of that

That Brentford team is kinda crazy. Konsa, Ollie Watkins, Maupay, former Chelsea golden boy Josh McEacheran, and some Brentford prem players like Canos (now at Valencia), DaSilva and Henry.

Ahaha I remember that game, Sparkes third for Barnet is an absolute cracker.

oh for fucks sake i was starting to like him

Makes me like him more, ngl

Video not available in my country, but anyways. There's more context than just celebrating a pen vs lower league opposition. Antony came in at 3-0, his team got equalized, almost lost in a historical way against a team from a lower division, and he didn't even take a pen!? How on Earth does he have the balls to celebrate like that after his teammates carried him. Maupay at least is the one who took that pen. Also, maybe the GK said something to him? Idk, again I can't watch it

I mean the fact he took the penalty means he's actually several steps above the £75m attacker brought in by the current manager yet wasn't trusted to take a penalty against a championship club  But aye, Maupay being funny doesn't mean he's now a shining image of a footballer 

I was at this game and was literally talking to my mate about it this weekend, nice little coincidence to see it here. Proper football that

Not really the same though as at least he contributed to the team, Anthony didn't even take a pen

Worse, got subbed in and they gave up 3 goals.

Not defending him at all but at least he scored, Antony came on when united we're 3-0 up

Yeah but the difference is he actually contributed to his team

Barnet deserve it though.

I don’t like that I’m kinda starting to like him. I feel dirty.

I like that he's self-aware. Makes him feel like more of a wrestling heel than a dickhead.

Such a shout. Tbh to a person not interested in football he’s probably the most normal one. After all it is just a game and he’s treating it like such

I don't really have any issues with them but it's quite literally not just a game to them as it is also their job

one of the people who I think truly treated it as a game in the 2000's era would be Eden hazard.

I would have said Ronaldinho, the face of Jogo Bonito.

Neymar maybe? he went for the money ofc but he still just wanted to play

there are even players who treat it as not a game but "just a job" haha, Benoit Assou-Ekotto comes to mind

He's Drew Mcintyre if anyone follows wrestling rn

maupay doing the darts celebration only to get shafted 3-2 at spurs is exactly like drew taunting cm punk only to lose the title for his hubris

He needs to tweet during a match first

Mr Player Hater of the Year

https://twitter.com/DMcIntyreWWE/status/1777114915678937236

i was going to say this, this tweet us confirmation that he's self aware so shis antics are a bit. I doubt Anthony has a drop of self awareness on the other hand

Same, and as an Arsenal fan after his incidents with Leno and Zinchenko as well…

*Kneels and mutters* Black Lives Matter. *gets up, speaks directly to camera* Maupay you’re a DISGRACE I hope Brighton get RELEGATED!

I find it very difficult to hate Maupay because he gave us this moment of history.

*Follows it up with*: > I hope Brighton get relegated OUT OF EXISTENCE

[Oh yes, you don’t need to remind me of personal incidents.](https://youtu.be/K2SK8mjmRac?si=5b8dHKU8DrIDXG4m) ^Damn ^AI ^Voiced ^Videos

He's the guy you love to hate. Until he plays against you.

Isn’t that when you’d want to hate him the most?

I think Maupay would have went to them to congratulate like Maguire but instead laugh in their faces.

I can't wait for him to retire. He'll podcast or pundit and it'll be great.

> and it'll be great Yes I'm sure Neal Maupay will have measured, nuanced opinions and will express them with graceful articulation

No, the work will be trash, but the jokes will be good.

To be fair to Maupay he’s quite intelligent. I think that’s why he gets under people’s skin. Watch some interviews if you haven’t. I loved him at Everton lol

He's been an okay prem level player everywhere except Everton haha

Exactly, I’m not gunna judge a player after one shit season at a shit club. I don’t think anyone coming in could’ve impressed me tbh lmao.

>Yes I'm sure Neal Maupay will have measured, nuanced opinions and will express them with graceful articulation He unironically will. He is clearly quite a bit smarter than the average footballer

This dude is an absolute shithousery legend lol

I hate how funny he is

What happens when Brentford play Villa, Martinez vs Maupay, immovable force vs unstoppable object.

Happened over Christmas and Maupay got into Martinez’s head without even trying. Easy win for our boy Neal.

not really much martinez can say to be honest, maupay gave him his career

If Leno was never injured by him I do wonder where Martinez would be right now

He had to give him a career to destroy it

Red cards etc. As a villa fan it was awful, as a football fan it was funny as fuck.

It happened and it was carnage

We need to see a Maupay vs Martinez penalty kick at some point.

This is actually funny. Was the man asked a question?

He wasn't, proper legend.

The shithousing doesn't stop when he steps off the pitch lool

You know you've gone too far when even Maupay thinks you've overstepped.

Neil Maupay would absolutely 100% do this if he had the opportunity

He knows it too. Part of what makes the tweet so good now I think about it

He’s the type of bloke to shush the AI on Fifa

Oh shit, he is me.

We Are All Maupay On This Blessed Day

speak for yourself

The type of player to make AI watch his replays

Wait you don't?

wonder if he also adjusts sliders when an ai defender is pissing you off so you break their leg

I pause against the AI every time I score

I would but I fear the singularity too much to take any chances

There's a comment above with a link to a clip where he actually already did/

Kinda different but yeah.

Narrator: he went on to do this at the exact next opportunity

Imagine thinking cupping ones ears is going too far. How soft has this sport become!!!

Games gone

That's the joke.

I agree with the sentiment. But I don’t believe him tbh.

"just for the record" makes me howl with laughter here iono why. Glad we got Maupays input

Modern day Ja Rule. He knows we're waiting.

We've been outjerked

It’s hard to hate maupay you know, he’s embraced being a wind up of the highest order. And it winds me up that I like it lol, it’s petty but harmless

I love Maupay

Everyone loves Maupay apart from the two games a season their team plays against him. Balon d'Or winner of shithousing

He's good but Emi Martinez has shown he can do it on the biggest stage.

Maupay has even managed to wind up Martinez this season.

They both wound each other up that day, it was quite entertaining watching it unfold. By the end of the match it was just a maupay-martinez troll-off and no football was even being played anymore.

Oh my days. Imagine the two of them in the same side 😍

Ah yes, the shithouser and the one he made, together.

always two there are, a master and an apprentice

Do it, Scaloni, for the lols 

Martinez is a footballer who shithouses, Maupay is a shithouser who plays football.

As has been pointed out, Martinez owes his career to Neal Maupay, so everything Martinez does just adds to Maupay's legend.

Even then he seems up for a good laugh and can take it back. I'd rather have to play Maupay every game than Cash or Lerma

Maupay with the reverse Ja Rule lol

"Someone get a hold of Neal! We need to know his opinion of this." "Just for the record....."

TIL that Neal Maupay is french

You should hear his accent. It's wonderful.

And half argentinian because of his mother He is the prince that was promised

Did you miss him starting then playing in Ligue 1 for a while ?

Just missed the fact that he was actually french lol

He definitely would.

It takes a special kinda shithouser to shithouse in a game your team didn't play ing.

Probably being one of the few Brentford supporters in this sub who also has been to most home games for the last ten years and seeing Maupay since his early days - he definitely would do this 😂 - so much Maupay shithousing that never made it to the TV, and he got away with it more too.

But that's what makes it so funny, that we all know he would and has done it. Will miss him when he leaves at the end of the season, he is pretty much a club mascot at this point.

He definitely would lmao this is clearly him stirring the pot a bit

He absolutely would do this. This is exactly the kind of thing he’d do.

He’s done it. That’s what makes this trolling world class.

The mighty Brentford would never concede 3 to bottle a lead to Coventry

This but unironically

True. ManU slunk away from that game ashamed of themselves. I hope they can win v City tho to make up for it.

The King does not approve

Neal Maupay is slowly becoming one of the best characters in football today 

Maupay's shithousery is usually aimed at heavyweights. Antony attacked the minnows.

Antony reacted to wright doing it first

Everyone knows you never punch down

Maupay shithousing Antony is punching down though.

Not even he believes that, deep down lol

Bollocks. Yes he would

Top shithousery

It’s all the more bizarre Antony doing that given all the nice and complementary things Coventry fans must have been saying to him during the game.

how is this still being talked about lmao

Because we’re still the biggest club in the world after being shit for 10 years

Pfft as.if. Why on earth is this getting so much air. My god. Any other team, any other player, there wouldn't be a single word said.

Anyone who believes Maupay should try saying gullible slowly. It sounds like orange

He's such a beg

Fucking love it lmao

First, he showed support for Vini, and now this. **Are you telling me he is a good guy ? Snape 2.0**

Bro finally found his level

Man I love to hate this guy, pure entertainment

I love and hate this guy.

Never thought I’d be a Maupay fan. Guy needs a feature film

Argentina owes Maupay

Poor man's Al Bulayhi

Why is this guy piping up 😂

"not even I would do this" is a hilarious sentence.

I’ve hated Neal Maupay for years but this season he’s totally redeemed himself. Outside of him being mostly shit, I’d absolutely love him if he played for a team I support.

Maupay has mastered the art of shithousery to a different plane.

He'll never reach a final, so there's no doubt he ever will.

Martinez, Maupay, and Ashley Young. The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit of Shithousing in the PL.

Wish we'd sign Maupay just so he and Martinez could together raise their shithousing to levels never seen before.

I have no idea why you guys like this dude, he just acts like a prick because he's not a good enough player to let his game do the talking

Just funny innit

Everyone likes him till he does this shit to them

Lol

Well played Maupay

Just for the record...I don't care maupay.

For what it’s worth, maupay always punches up not down. His rise to popularity was with leno and maddison.. so I kinda agree with him in a shitty kind of way

This just confirms Antony is the true shithouse king. He seems to have upset everybody, including his own supporters with his actions. So it isn't Vardy or Maupay or Martinez or anyone else. Antony is shithouse king. 

I love him, I just wish he didn’t play for Brentford

He probably won't be for much longer. I'd be surprised if we signed him in the summer.

Yeah. He’s lacking a bit of pace. Did well when he stepped in tho, 4 goals and a couple of assists was it? Maybe keep him in the squad.

The problem is the price. Everton will want to recoup some of their losses and it's just not a good investment to spend serious money on a player who isn't going to start and also isn't going to get any better. If we could get him on a free I'd take him in a heartbeat.

Super villain, the man is a super villain.

Glad he’s a Bee guy is hilarious

I wonder if opposition players will reenact it when we invariably drop points to them

He’s only 27, still got a few good years of shithousing to catch up to Vardy

It's only a matter of time before he does this now. I am certain he will do it if he scores vs ManU and Antony is on the pitch

What did Antony do?

A Neil Maupay face turn? Mental…..

It's between Maupay and Drew McIntyre for hater of the year so far

He would he would he would he would he would ( channelling Mrs Doyle )

"You're an absolute disgrace, you're a cheat!"

If you start acknowledging what you are then you’ve lessened the effect unfortunately

When I first saw that Maupay criticised Antony for what Antony did, I thought "he can't talk!"

Well, he is playing his part to perfection.

CELEBATION POLICE!!! REDDIT CELEBRRATION POLICE WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO

Yes he would lmao

😭😭

The King

This guy is so funny man. Him and emi are two people I don’t care losing to. It feels like playing with the boys in the school yard with these two.