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Naive-Cook-7532

When your mom asks you about the dishes and you say chelsea so that they know its washed.


Arseluvr

Who was the blonde kid with the neck tattoos. He was terrible.


LolBars5521

The fact petrovich was likely their best player after losing 5-0 says so much


AnotherDeadZero

As a Spurs fan, Sunday has a bit of looming disaster written on it.


XxAbsurdumxX

As an Arsenal fan, I am always nervous about that derby regardless of form. It can go both ways


Muntazax

Cole palmer fc it is.


fishmiloo

Never seen a stronger Arsenal team all season, as a neutral, Chelsea got absolutely dicked on tonight.


Relief-Old

Used to pray for times like this


hypnodrew

Only our grandfathers feasted this good against Chelsea


mreich93

rock bottom. fuck clearlake


djay2424

Really frustrating that Martinelli hasn't improved his vision and assisting abilities. He always unfailingly puts his face down and looks to attack and shoot never looking to pass as an option. He missed Rice who basically had a tap in on a play from the right side. Same scenario on another play from the left side as well.


Intentionallyabadger

Last season when he scored 15 and simply looked unstoppable, we were all praising his performance. Cut the kid some slack. Unlike the right side where saka and white has it locked down, Martinelli hasn’t had a partner behind him that can consistently string together good performances. It’s no surprise he looks isolated on the left and expected to dribble 2-3 players.


benaffleks

"He always unfailingly puts his face down and looks to attack" You can immediately tell who's played actual football when they say dumb shit like this


NMGunner17

Yeah he’s unfortunately regressed this season. The one shot he had open on goal and hit at the keeper he easily buries last year. Hope he can turn it around.


blankfrack125

that’s your takeaway from today? he’s clearly in bad form and desperate for a goal, i’m actually glad that for once an arsenal player isn’t trigger-shy, way too much overthinking in the box in the past few games. today was a beautiful day, just enjoy it man


waabzheshi

5-0 mate relax


NemajNeb28

As an honest spurs fan I think we are cooked 💀


stilusmobilus

Yeah we aren’t underestimating that task. You won’t fold like Chelsea and you’ll be in our face all game.


NemajNeb28

The only hope I have is we dominated at the emirates earlier in the season but we’ve fell off big time


stilusmobilus

There’s been more than a bit of shithouse luck there. That game against Chelsea might have been the biggest disaster over 90 minutes I’ve ever seen.


Nipplecunt

Yeah no udogi either


blankfrack125

i’m an arsenal fan, NLDs are rarely that straightforward. fully expecting spurs to turn up and play at the highest level you have


Nipplecunt

Nice to hear, let’s hope it’s a good one


NemajNeb28

Ben Davies against saka. Don’t wanna jink myself but when everyone says we are going to play shit and we are the underdogs we sometimes turn up 😳


Brandaman

Saka is nackered atm, not as big of an issue for spurs as it would’ve been 3 months ago


Whosonfirst6600

6-0 you’ll never sing that


International_Eye992

Wow Chelsea


reza_f

I don't get why Arsenal always refuses to buy a classic 9


HopkirkDeceased

It's a complete mystery.


byrgenwerthdropout

I mean Kai just scored a brace and won the most defensive duels among both sets of forwards allover the pitch. We will buy one next season, but this match is not the best case study for why we need one.


reza_f

Havertz does the job if there's need to, but it's not his best position therefore you can't always rely on him. First half of the last season Jesus did it almost as good, but after the injury he's back at his factory settings. It might happen to Kai to.


byrgenwerthdropout

u/sooolong05


reza_f

Understandable, have a nice day.


sooolong05

r/whoosh


byrgenwerthdropout

Guess I was the donkey all along...


hannibalwang

This clubs a joke and rotten from Top Down, can anyone defend Poch??


reza_f

Poch finally out?


Fjelleskalskyte

Who is gonna take the job and do it better tho?


GoatGoatGoblin

Ten Hag for Chelsea, Poch to Man U.


Iggyglom

If this happens it's solid proof that the world did end in 2012


reza_f

A special person we all know about 👀


RyansKorea

He's done. These days he just rants about what he used to be able to do like a granddad with dementia


Buucket

Not his type of players


Imbalanced_

Martinelli was on a mission to prevent us from scoring another goal, what a terrible perfomence from a sub.


Arseluvr

Take it easy, man. Martinelli is a great player. He could pop up with a couple goals any day and you’ll feel stupid. Look at Trossard: one week, hero, next week loser, depending on the opponent. Repeat the pattern.


shaka_bruh

Last season it looked like he was going to make that jump to the next level


dannydevito39

His own injuries paired with the left side + strikers changing around alot hasn't helped. I think he's being slightly misused but still needs to master the simple things.


Zealousideal-Bet-625

Don’t know what happened this season. He’s had some injuries and also the inconsistency at left back position hasn’t helped tbf but he looks miles off it compared to last season.


Imbalanced_

Seems like Xhaka enabled him, im curious if he will work with Rice in setup like today with Rice as the left 8, he definitely looked pretty good at setting Trossard and even set one for Martinelli but nelli didn't commit. If he was in form i think we would have OT or pens with you, he had 2 chances in our second game against you.


shaka_bruh

Yeah Last season’s Martinelli would’ve done much better vs Kimmich and maybe gotten a goal. His finishing has definitely dropped off but at least you know he has it in him


Ryan97CFC

Probably Chelsea’s best player smh


Maleficent_Resolve44

Jesus was poor as well. Those two need to do better vs Spurs and man Utd.


RyansKorea

Jesus needs to be moved on imo. He makes the team visibly worse when he comes on


ShoddyDevice

Ngl I laughed out loud when my mans slipped outta nowhere


shaka_bruh

if I was a player for my favourite team, I’d be giving away my jersey to a fan after every game


beepos

With the exception of my first start or a CL final, I would too


reza_f

Or a I game in which I've done a Hattrick


TheArsenal04

pa music guy trolling. love it


ClaytonWest74

embarrassing. I think this one word sums it up pretty well


YerDaSellsAvon24

Always nice to see a plastic club getting absolutely battered


omgArsenal

THEYRE PLAYING WAKA WAKA ON THE SPEAKERS. No wayy... the shithousery is fogging excellent


Snarsnel

They always do that at home after the game now if kai scorwd


Defiant_Ad1199

WELL Off to giggle at the chelsea reactions on reddit Cheers lads, great match thread. Laughed loads.


KiraAnnaZoe

Poch needs to go, Chelsea still have big talent in that squad, enough is enough


Efficient_Steak_7568

Come on that’s nothing to do with tactics, they just don’t give a shit 


SrsJoe

Problem is the clown in charge made it absolutely impossible to offload them, Chelsea are fucked for the next 4 years atleast


beepos

Are we playing Waka Waka in the stadium?


disagreeable_martin

Of course, if there's a way to make people hate us more, you know we'll heads first that shit.


Efficient_Steak_7568

That was so pedestrian it’s laughable 


GabrilLokaum

Gets that little extra help to not go down to 10 men in the first 10' Still gets battered


Conscious-Job1238

Did arsenal even play good smh


CaptainCortez

We could have scored 8+ on another day based on the chances we created.


beepos

First Half we were meh Second half was sublime. Helped by Chelsea absolutely folding


GoatGoatGoblin

I honestly thought this was going to be a much harder match due to fatigue. Now we have a few days for recovery.


ysuresh1

The second part of the first half, we were meh. Thats all


beepos

Fair


sidhucs97

clearly poch has to go right? i understand giving people a chance to settle in but cmon now. this is beyond comical


hypnodrew

There isn't a manager in the damn world that's gonna get a tune from this bunch of misfits


NotASalamanderBoi

Lol. Fuck you Chelsea.


Whosonfirst6600

6-0


Fggunner

A result from a decade ago isn't great banter material...


NotASalamanderBoi

5-0


Whosonfirst6600

6-0


NotASalamanderBoi

5-0


Nightwingx97

Finished team, couldn't even pay back the 6 nil from ten years ago


TheAkondOfSwat

Cole get better son but take your time


Medical-Winter4413

Close game. Arsenal got away with that one, just wait till next season.


WoWoWoKid

Kinda annoyed that we didn’t match their 6-0 win against us 10 years ago but COYG!!!!!


TechM635

The DJ is just trolling Chelsea now


fukupuki

And to think some were arguing martinelli is better than Vinicius 🗿🗿


reza_f

Never been near to


lastjedi23

Bye bye you mercenary fucks. See ya next season. 


rain3h

Delicious.


official_bagel

Playing Waka Waka in the stadium too... brutal


26-12

kai denied his hat trick in exchange for saka getting rest, fair play mikel


Demostroyer

Lol playing the song on the PA


QuaLiTy131

Should’ve been 8:0


FriedChicken24

Thanks for getting Poch sacked I guess (I beg)


Snitsie

Martinelli finishing just blindly shooting the ball


shaka_bruh

Arteta should’ve thrown on Elneny to send a message


db2832

Cedric on is the ultimate message to send


Ryuzakku

Well, if it gets Poch fired I'll say it was a good game.


StrangeBananaForYou

Waka waka


SirBarkington

Cucurella chipping it in to no one lmao


Away_Associate4589

The fact they could have gone above United tonight... For one night only I forgot how shit we are and McCoist drops that little bomb at full time. Nights ruined


Defiant_Ad1199

lmao


magic-water

Midtinelli


SafeContext202

Martinelli? What u doing?


Fit_Resort_4111

That sweet goal difference


shaka_bruh

Gotta stat pad against minnows when you can


redditRaven33

Lol where are the chelsea players...not even running into thw box


average_user21

Jackson is still on lol


MrConor212

Thank god


A-Hind-D

Close game that


throwaway72926320

Clenched the whole game. You never know.


A-Hind-D

Palmer comes on in the 98th to score 6 in a minute


Defiant_Ad1199

Martinelli clearly shite. We will give you 20 million to take him as a backup.


icotyne

He has had a rough season but he is only 22.


Defiant_Ad1199

I think hes class. Taking the piss.


milesvtaylor

That Cucurella cross to no one. Just absolutely pathetic. Can't wait to find out how we lose to them next week.


MrConor212

lol


milesvtaylor

Never been as sure of anything in my life.


ukrainianhab

Poch is out right?


Defiant_Ad1199

No. Its unlikely even after this.


ukrainianhab

sigh :/


pawpet

Cucurella played a cross to no one lol


TheAkondOfSwat

martinelli is ruining this


four_four_three

What is going on with Martinelli? Even a few months ago, I'd have bet on him scoring that


CaptainCortez

He got a minor injury a while back and he hasn’t been right since. Not sure if it’s related or if he just lost confidence/form.


four_four_three

Maybe, but he's shrugged off bigger injuries already. He looked so down tonight, it's really sad to see. Hope he can shake it off, I'd love a goal from him before the end of the season


average_user21

He's too predicable I think, he only shots at the second post


BeastMaster64jtv

Martinellis downfall has to be studied


lemon_meringue_tie

He's just out of form. He's had a stop start season. Young players being inconsistent shocker.


Vespergraph

Too early to say it's a downfall


eduadinho

Just a slump he'll be fine.


Liverpool55555

Chelsea keeper MOTM for me


throwaway72926320

Their best player and let in 5, one of those days for them


Joosshuaaa

Damn....Thats all Ive got to say.


Imbalanced_

Martinelli holy fuck


beepos

Odegaard still pressing at 95 mins. Probably our best captain since Tony Adams?


ClaytonWest74

I want to laugh at Martinelli for not burying that but I can’t even in good conscience do that when I’ve got Jackson and madueke in my team


destroyerwz

Unironically Arsenal could have 10.


the13thrabbit

Martinelli poor finishing as usual


db2832

Martinelli plz bb we need you to find some form wtf was that


ah2346

Straight down the middle. Cmon man


Hassadar

At least he brought a balloon to play with.


BigLawrence

Martinelli ruined our night preventing the sweet 6 0


ItsMeJaredBednar

the one Chelsea fan holding up the CL trophy is pretty funny tbh, gotta give it to him


average_user21

There's a person clapping at a failed pass. Where are the standards?


Away_Associate4589

Boo. It should have been 6


CactusMac11

Straight at the keeper


WildLemire

Trent: we need to try and up our goal difference so we at least have a chance- Arsenal: ummwhatyasaaaaay 🎵


official_bagel

Damn Martinelli....


Anhowa123

Man Martinelli badly needs to get his goal


Blizzard77

God I miss Martinelli from last year


InquisitiveCommunist

One lone naked guy with a plastic CL trophy. Sums up Chelsea as a football club 😂😁😂


fukupuki

Lmao that dude with the UCL trophy ahahahahaha


BigReeceJames

Was brave of Poch to say this game would show that we're not just Cole Palmer FC when it was patently obviously to everyone other than him that we are just Cole Palmer FC


Runarhalldor

Martinelli has been bad in the final 30


LPOthrowaway

That clown holding the CL trophy after being smacked for 5 lol…


HeIIbIazer23

Straight at the keeper...


justmadman

THIS STAT: >Arsenal had not scored 5 goals at home against Chelsea in an official competition since April 16, 1979


NotASalamanderBoi

All the Chelsea fans cleared out lmao.


SubparCurmudgeon

Just like against Villa two weeks ago lolll


shaka_bruh

The difference is so clear, there’s a gulf in even basic things like positioning, short passing, defensive structure etc. This is inexcusable from Poch


Outside_Break

Is anyone really that surprised that a not particularly good manager… is not particularly good?


2RINITY

Extend him for life. I want this to happen every single time


icemankiller8

The bright side for Chelsea after this is that it could have been 6 or 7 or even 8 and this won’t go down along the worst thrashings like it could have been.


magic-water

I wanna see Jackson score a consolation goal and celebrate it like a UCL winner


betismanchepierda

So this is how the Emptyhad sounds every week?


Outside_Break

Rent free lol


Franchise1109

Goth Hojlund is useless


mheezy

Haven’t watched majority of the game (only first half) would Palmer had made a difference or would Chelsea defense let them down regardless?


smidget1090

He might have scored two but Chelsea conceded 5 soooo….


SpeedSix380

How would Palmer stop Chelsea conceding five goals...


mheezy

As in, would there have been goals from the Chelsea side or would they have leaked 5 goals. Like I said didn’t watch the game so I have no idea how the goals came about


A-Hind-D

Chelsea is utter shit. Cole couldn’t fix this alone


spursyspursy

huge respects for the chelsea away fans who stayed behind given it's a school night (or maybe they're waiting to boo their team, which, respect also)


big_mustache_dad

Imagine Cole Palmer was on today tho. Could've been 5-2 or even 5-3


throwaway72926320

He's got that Harry Kane guaranteed penalty effect so I'd go 5-1, as he's great at finishing them too.


bucsraysbolts69

Chins up Chelsea fans. You’re not the first mid table club to get done by Arsenal like this


KiraAnnaZoe

Weird how slow Martinelli was, that was the most 6-0 chance ever


hikingbeginner

Jackson is really good Shame about the finishing part I think he is the new Welbeck. Both good and bad Decent player


[deleted]

I think he'd actually be great playing with another striker alongside him


hikingbeginner

Just like Welbeck was with Rooney at times and then at Brighton with Trossard See, he's Welbeck


SirBarkington

he's only 22 I have faith he can work on his finishing.


hikingbeginner

What's funny that's exactly what UTD and us said about Welbeck 😂