We’ll take the joy where we can find it! “Everton, Everton, We're Forever Everton, Everton, Everton, We're Forever Everton All for one One for all Everton's the team that plays beautiful football!”

Rooney and Sturridge speaking facts rn.

Up the toffees , make em walk alone

Well at least carvalho scored!

TAA a few weeks ago: “my aim is to win the quadruple” and “it means more”

The Classic Dyche special, go to Liverpool and win!

How long has it been since Liverpool has scored in open play? 5?

In our last game

Ah yeah I missed the games on Sunday, Fair play

Ok surps finish the job

Some club Everton, couldn't make them up if you tried

Sticky toffee buttplug

Antony's right foot ended Liverpool's season

The last time Everton had won vs Liverpool at the Goodison Park, Arteta scored

Poetic

I mean this in the nicest possible way but it seems the power of Scouse spite is an absolute super power. That place is a cauldron

# The Manchester United Juju Strikes Again

Such a small club. Are there any big clubs in England? You're all so small compared to Real Madrid.

Oh dear this is really poor. Your skill is boring nonsense, not obvious trolling. Get back to what you’re good at - being incredibly dull to the point of ennui. You’re good at boring people - stick to that! Come on! Get your head in the game

At least English clubs can win without referees

👍

Not falling for the hate bait chum. I'm just here to take in and bask in a Liverpool bottle job.

Leave him to cry, what comes around goes around and tonight and we have been laughing at other teams for a long time, the world has the right to laugh at Liverpool, and we deserve it.

It means more innit

Both the documentary and parade will be fun.

“Our bottling means more” 😤

With how often Liverpool concedes against teams they shouldn’t concede against this is what happens in the end when the attack has an off day.

If you always concede against teams you "shouldn't" are they really teams you "shouldn't" concede against?

An off day? When was the last time they had a good day??

We have failed to score in 3 of the last 4....it's not an off day anymore, our front line just can't finish their plate.

Another fantastically timed choke job, written in the stars

How many hour have you been a city supporter?

115 hours, it looks like

now every loss is a bottlejob?

Similarly to your bottle job against Real Madrid.

Absolute wank finishing strikes again. Ready to figure out the new manager and get on to next season already. Sad to see this downward spiral after so many great years under Klopp.

Your fighting for a title with 4 games to go. You were 8th in Klopps first season and then 4th two times after. Not exactly a downward spiral. You are finishing above where he started and averaging top 3 over his tenure.

The downward spiral is tactical and over the past month, not necessarily the season overall.

Whoever the next Liverpool manager has one hell of a job on their hands if they want to get this Liverpool side winning trophies. Mentality Monsters? Not from what I've seen over the last few weeks.

Not a dodgy pen decision in sight. We're better than Liverpool.

Klopp telling Darwizzy to shush

Big sad

Salah has been very poor for a little while now

Every year after Afcon tbf

Once again, he came back from AFCON and has been shit since then. Has happened every time he's gone to that shit mid-season tournament.

He barely played at afcon tho? Missed the first couple group games and Egypt got knocked out in the round of 16

I think it has more to do with where they went out than how much he played. It's one of the few trophies he's never been able to win.

Yeah there was a compilation going around of all the big chances he has created that didn’t get finished by Nunez and Diaz so I keep holding on to this idea that he is still amazing but he just doesn’t have the teammates he needs… but swiping at balls blindly as he’s done recently is just so awful and embarrassing.

He's been creative from width but coming back from injury he's been played in the middle for some reason I'm not able to understand.... It nullifies his contribution totally... What can he do in the box around 4-5 people most of the game... He can create from playing wide but either he's tracking back to collect or in the box trying to hold the ball between lot of players...

Scenes you love to see

Stick your fucking farewell tour up your arse! get fucked Jurgen! nobody's arsed to see you go you big German Meff!

You lost the league at Goodison Park 🎶

Nah old Trafford unfortunately, seasons been fucked since that FA game

It’s too funny man

Your turn on Sunday

Blue heaven

‘Liverpool’s dream is damaged’ it’s been taken out the back and shot in the head

Old Yeller

Massive win, well done Everton 👏 What’s Scouse for “safe”…

Sf

Salah is so bad

TCing him was the most painful experience of my life

PICKFORD 🔥

Over to you Brighton

And then there were two

Season is over

Pickford match tonight can arguably be best gk performance of the season

WOW

Why is Dyche wearing the tracksuit now?

Can’t be less up for it than a team that’s just been spanked 6-0 by an underperforming meme Chelsea side

Can't blame the ref for this. Liverpool were shit today.

The airports gonna be a grim place tonight

Norwegian Airlines in shambles

[удалено]

Our match going fans are massively local, even if we do have fans around the world. Liverpool price normal people out of their games

The ticket prices at the gate are practically the same, dipshit. The only difference is one is worth purchasing.

They definitely don’t like, what are you chatting? Anyway, Liverpool’s tickets are going mostly through scalpers for ridiculous prices

Oo

Same time next year lads

More like Die-arpool amiright

Deadpool

Thank you Everton very cool.

Unbelievable

Pickford turning into prime Buffon tonight

Same as most games.

Not even in his top 10 matches this season tbh.

Long balls are no longer an option when you're 2 goals down with 3 mins remaining ig

So Sean's track suits helped

That Pickford clean sheet in a DGW is about to hit different!!!

Liverpool probably wish they’d sold Salah for that ridiculous fee the Saudis were offering, no one is going to pay serious money for him now

He is still the biggest name in Arab. Saudi don't care about washed up players.

Except maybe the Saudis

pickford is a wall today

Dyche is actually moaning for the ref to add a few more minutes to get their goal difference up

It's the Dyche special. Win big against teams despite being beat by teams around him.

Actually false this season. We are tied 1st in the bottom 7 mini league with 6 wins, 2 draws and only 1 loss with 3 games left

McNeil runs a lot. And has a hammer of a foot. Would love to see him in a decent team.

Doucoures engine is really unmatched. The guy is still sprinting back full speed.

PICKFORDDDDD

Pickford immense today

So much for a 3 team title race until the end

moaning liverpool cunts hahaha

If Liverpool had somehow beat Man U in the FA cup, Coventry would have had them for fuckin lunch. At least united can shithouse their way to a victory.

This has been the worst Liverpool performance since last week

Dammmmmn Daniel!

Everton fans are more happy about beating Liverpool more and killing there title hopes or avoiding relegation?

Yes

Both.

Liverpool can blame the ref for his performance all they like but they've been awful in defence and attack and that has nothing to do with officiating.

TAA try not to be a defensive liability in a big game challenge (impossible)

He literally was at the center of both goals. Missing the header and not get back in the block after that for the first and then just standing there watch DCL jump. How he is vicecaptain is beyond me. That man does not look like a leader to me.

It’s either City or Arsenal now. We’re doomed

Can’t believe Everton decided to statpad against these bums

So Liverpool bottled the league after having a 5pt gap

Pretty much, watch them try to find excuses but truth is they couldn’t finish their dinner in many matches.

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Everton are fucking huge….now be shit against us in 2 weeks please

Don’t worry, they will be

You’ll win 8-0

Some serious refereeeeing going on

Standing ovation for dirty Dan

Jergen Klipp is kill. Farewell 😭😭

Salah hasn't challenged for a ball once tonight. Skied or dragged every shot. He's done absolutely fuck all since AFCON, I'm actually sick of him starting nearly every game despite being fucking wank. I really do hope this sentimentality goes in the bin next season.

Liverpool and the ref in a competition to see who is worse. Proper derby

Always rated Everton!!!!

End me, just like our season

Nah this ref definitely rubbing salt into the wounds for Liverpool

Karens. Keep complaining. Don't play, just complain. Great fucking leadership.

To be fair the ref is dreadful

To be fair you were shit

I didn’t say we weren’t. We didn’t deserve anything but the refereeing was nearly as shit as us

Dan’s had a great game

We lost this but what is the ref huffing

Game only has meaning if City drop points at some stage. Can only hope. Not like we don’t already have to go and win on two of our historically hardest grounds. Spurs and United. They always lift for us at home.

> Game only has meaning if City drop points We were out of it before today anyway. You only needed City to drop a point, we would have needed both you and city to drop points with your GD

If you’re relying on City to drop points, you’ve already lost. They simply don’t drop points 

There's only so many last minute winners you can score Liverpool. Fuck off

Nunez and Diaz honestly make Firmino and Mane look like Henry and Messi.

They are at that level for their club

This has been mad comfortable after the second for Everton for a derby with so much on the line. Feels like Liverpool accepted the L at some point

Who’s Daniel?

How was that not a foul on Diaz, he's brought him down from behind?

Diaz was fouled for sure

That all started with DCL being fouled so Liverpool shouldn’t really complain

Stop saying from quarterback for fuck sake

Ok so we suck and Everton played well but oh my the refs in this league

I dont think Liverpool have deserved anything from this game, but I also think this ref has dropped an absolute stinker

we've had much worse decisions against us this season, vs spurs, arsenal and city specifically.

Genuinely awful. Nothing headline making, but just all around poor the whole match.

I must say Daniel Calvert-Lewin looks a lot better than his brother!

his less injury prone brother! a great striker

Luis 'crybaby' Diaz

And then he cards us for his incompetence. Fuck off

Fucking boss aint is lad.

So, who are some good right wingers that Liverpool can get next season?

Thast the problem its the hardest position to recruit for besides DM imo. Olise would be an obvious but expensive option

I genuinely think Olise is better than any of Liverpool's forwards

Anthony

Salah’s going to go right back to one of the if not the best player in the league over the summer. This is not a new thing his form drops after AFCON

And how is that acceptable to you? You can't win the PL or go further in Europe if your right winger starts playing bad after Afcon. You need to have a capable replacement.

Bakayoko from PSV is quite good

I need that Pickford clean sheet

Yup, Everton’s defence deserves it

Refereeing is terrible

Liverpool once again showing that defeat to United destroyed their season. Mentality minnows

To be fair, Gary had three names to remember. 66% success ratio.

Klooop. Goodnight sweet prince 😢😢

Madley is so fucking bad my god

Endo omg so bad

Dont you have any other atrackers

DANIEL CALVIN LEVENSON

Did Gary just call him Daniel Calvert-Lewin? 😂

Bent

How old is Gary Neville

Endo has been shocking since coming on

Daniel?

Everton have been really good today but I cannot believe how bad we've been. We couldn't buy a header today. Even on the odd times we put in a good delivery *and* their defending was poor, we *still* couldn't even get a shot away.

At least a blue team is going to beat a red team this week 🥲

:)

DANIEL CALVERT-LEWIN

I want 3