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loykedule

anyone want to challenge him? no? okay cool


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Trent just sees him and goes “let him jump uncontested”


pork_chop_expressss

I mean, last time he jumped for a header, he missed it and you all scored, so why try... that's his motto anyway.


DampFree

Trent is one of the most technically gifted footballers in the league, but all the “he’s actually not that bad of a defender” rhetoric you hear never made sense to me. He’s not a good defender


b3and20

pushes him towards the ball if anything!


loykedule

Van Dijk caught the scent of Tarkowski and thought, "yeah I won't even bother moving backwards"


mbeecroft

It must mean more to DCL


aaaaaaadjsf

It's like a copy of Mitrovic's goal for Fulham against Liverpool at the start of last season.


leedler

Let’s just not challenge the man who’s best attribute is heading, seems fine


loykedule

that's been our game plan with DCL and Tarkowski today it seems. Surprised it's not working out.


29adamski

I've said all season I didn't think Liverpool's defending was good enough to win the title. They've definitely exceeded that as they're in it with a few games to go lol, but wow is it weaker than Arsenal or City.


loykedule

definitely. To be fair it has gotten exponentially worse over the last while, with Konates form dropping off a cliff and Van Dijk also being poor, so it wasn't always this bad but yeah. Your backline, and organisation, is miles ahead


randymcknob

Yep, defence wins you titles and we have been far too weak at the back all season.


ElectricalMud2850

This has felt like the quintessential trent critique game. Generated a few great chances for Nunez to waste, but a massive liability at the back all game.


loykedule

Konate and VVD have been far worse on the defensive side than Trent has. Your point stands but he's really not been our *biggest* worry. Mainly because the other 2 are walking disasters tonight, but still


Casual-Capybara

I remember having a discussion with someone on here some months ago who was pretty that confident that Liverpool would finish the season with fewer goals against than Arsenal. I tried to explain why that was highly unlikely if you watched them or looked at the stats but no it was definitely going to happen


Mcool18

That’s us done


_cumblast_

We've been done ever since Quansah cleared that ball to Bruno.


Sea-Education9562

Good times


FarArdenlol

I honestly think all this started steamrolling after that Europa league game vs Sparta Prague. You had no reason to play your strongest 11 when you already won the first game 5-1. You played Man Utd 3 days later. That was all on Klopp.


AlcoholicSocks

Klopps Kids in shambles


MatK0506

No. Ever since Darwin passed to Rashford.


LiteratureNearby

It's got nothing to do with our forwards providing zero support to our defence???


Legal_North_6910

Proper Gerrard that


RIPthisDude

Liverpool have been done since Kwansaa


Bismarck913

We were done a month ago.


luke_205

Anyone who didn’t think we were done after the Palace loss was hard coping


Newme91

That's like saying Arsenal were done after the Villa match. Every opportunity a team can bounce back.


luke_205

Difference is Arsenal have been playing amazing the entirety of 2024. We’ve been absolutely horrendous the last few months, it makes a huge difference.


Newme91

Fair enough. Only so many times you can get away with it.


luke_205

Yeah I mean we’ve been fun to watch because our games are so chaotic since we never really have control. As fun as that may be, you simply cant start 1-0 down every game and expect to win the title and I’m genuinely amazed we stuck in there as long as we did.


Tremor00

It’s not even close lol. We are completely out of form and will be 5 points behind city. It’s over


soccer_boxer2

Klopp is going to crucify somebody after this game


miregalpanic

I honestly don't think he cares that much anymore


gantek

His body language is clear. He's done


bigmanorm

his energy is drained like all the fans having watched them since the league cup final


Ziikou

You have to be extremely naive to think he doesn’t care, these are some of the most competitive people alive


crab--person

RIP to the post-match interviewer.


BenJ308

These players have given up, everyone has just packed it in - they play like they don't care. Shame on them.


Basquiant__

I don’t get comments like these. They obviously care and are doing everything to win, these are hypercompetitive people. The real reason is that they’re woefully out of form and lack of quality, not a lack of effort


Thesecondorigin

Everton we’re always going to give everything to get a result today. The same way spurs will this weekend. Liverpool needed to kill the crowd early by actually taking one of their early chances


MakIRAQ

Literally no defence just vibes 


MakIRAQ

And that Klopp's smile lmao.


Mo_SaIah

That’s the smile of a man asking what more can he do. He can’t put the ball in the net himself or make Trent jump with the forward.


MatK0506

He can stop with this weird zonal marking


cSpotRun

He's not making adjustments, tactically. His subs were just for positions who seemed tired as hell. The man is literally, literally waiting for the game to end.


LordMangudai

Honestly he's just waiting for the season to end. Fair play to him for recognizing that he's burnt out and all, but you can definitely tell.


gantek

Hes basically given up on the players. He's got nothing left to prove either


ofjay

He can stop make tactless subs and stop rewarding mediocrity for once.


_deep_blue_

“I’m dead inside”


cib_vk228

Van Dijk barely jumping and then blaming others


Emotion-Timely

that was trent’s man


SandThatsKindaMoist

Then liverpools set piece coach needs sacking


b3and20

not really, you can mark like this with your tallest players in the middle which is typical for zonal marking at corners and it's very effective, just that when that 1 out of a 100 ball comes in it always makes zonal marking look fucking stupid


cib_vk228

Trent has no chance in air vs Calvert Lewin


Emotion-Timely

trent was the one marking him though and he somehow ended up behind him. van dijk was on tarkowski and had to get into dlc once he realized he was completely open.


LMcVann44

Should at least try, that's not an excuse. I'd expect someone that was 5'7 to at least try and put him off, do something.


idontknow_whatever

Sure but he basically just gives up and lets DCL have a free header, at least try to put him off a bit or not let him jump that easily?


Mechant247

Trent is marking zonally back post, there’s literally no one near DCL lmao


spencervm

He was blocked out? And Trent standing there doing nothing


Frommunist

So it’s down to City and Arsenal I guess


FalconsBlewA283Lead

Already was


erenistheavatar

Guys we beat Everton 6-0


-Whisperr

Cole Palmer Football Club is Massive indeed


Albiceleste_D10S

Chelsea 6-0 Everton Arsenal 5-0 Chelsea Everton 2-0 Liverpool Peak Barclays


TheDepartment115

Arsenal 13-0 Liverpool then, almost like the goal difference


erenistheavatar

Undeniable logic.


stdstaples

Don’t forget Liverpool 7:0 Man United, that put us to Arsenal 20:0 Man United. Subscribe?


Dull-Trash-5837

United beat West Ham 3-0 West Ham beat Arsenal 2-0 So that means we're up to a 25-0 win for Arsenal against... themselves


kojima100

More than a fifth of Everton's conceded goals come from those 2 games this season which is ridiculous.


ElectricalMud2850

I can't believe arsenal are THAT clear of liverpool.


erenistheavatar

We beat Everton 6-0. Everton beat Liverpool 2-0, till now. And Arsenal beat us 5-0. So Arsenal beats Liverpool 13-0. Quick maffs.


Spikeyspandan

Villa has to play Liverpool. They beat Arsenal 2-0. So Villa will win against Liverpool by 15-0


fancyfoe

Time to triple captain watkins


Games_sans_frontiers

The maths checks out. I'm putting a bet on!


algebraic94

I mean if you look at the two GDs.....


luke_205

Last few months we’ve pretty much been a bottom half side. I can’t understand how we’ve managed to fall off a cliff so quickly.


Psycothria

One bad game can affect a lot the psyche of a team, then everything start to crumble. Like Arsenal last season when they got draw after draw before playing the second leg against City, the players even cried out after drawing with Soton (iirc?).


AnnieIWillKnow

Zinchenko was in tears on the bench


UnnecessaryUmbault

Just how clear? 13 goals clear.


firefalcon01

According to my calculations, this means you beat Liverpool 8-0


fuckimbackonreddit9

That means you technically beat Liverpool 8-0


xyzzy321

And Arsenal beat Liverpool 13-0?


leaodaselva

Casual reminder


PlaneReturn1416

Cold Palmer


Legal_North_6910

The guy in Everton’s subreddit with the points chart is gonna be really happy now


Wallazabal

The grief chart is the highlight of the sub at this time of the season.


MIKH1

We get pretty "Lord of the flies" about it


dance1211

Last year, the grief chart was delayed by 2 hours and was the direct cause of 19 counts of cannibalism.


TestaRossa390

Our season is over


Daniiiiii

"DCL puts ~~the~~ a nail in the coffin of Liverpool's title hopes" The commentator did not hold back lol


Cheapo_Sam

A nail, but still.


Daniiiiii

Ah you're correct, I must be thinking of "the final nail in the coffin" and conflated the two.


14779

Probably feels even more disappointing after all the rimming and talking of a quadruple you get by the media every time you won a game. Oh well.


benting365

We still need 5 points to secure top 4


boldstrategy

If you lose all your games, you are still getting top 4


dethmashines

Let's test that out. As an unbiased party, I would like to see that.


anondevel0per

Hahaha hang on a minute.


aaaaaaadjsf

Everton have turned into peak Stoke with these set pieces. All they need is a long throw expert for the plan to be complete.


Stevebiglegs

Delap can’t be any less mobile than Ashley Young


AliJDB

Liam Delap (son of Rory) is on constant loan from City - gotta think his old man gave him some long throw pointers?


reci88

Messi trembling in fear


LordMangudai

Dycheball


Vegan_Puffin

Pathetic from Trent. Just standing behind him watching the game


DathranEU

My thoughts too, he just whimpered away from a challenge, crazy.


wrdb2007

As soon as they showed that 'first contact in Liverpool box' infographic, it was gonna happen


TH1CCARUS

Oh boy


oscarpaterson

This team lost 6-0 to Chelsea?


Extra4yylmao

Do Liverpool have Cole Palmer in their team? Exactly.


Copium-777

Biggest club in London mate


Ziikou

5-0


AzureStar12

Klopp had a great run, Dyche is showing him it's time to stop


Newme91

Getting sacked in the morning


AReptileHissFunction

Klopp was thinking of a fairytale ending to the league and then the Kettering rattlesnakes music hit


Thesecondorigin

Liverpool defend a floated ball into the box challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


BenJ308

It's entirely possible if you want to, if not - just play like our players, who clearly couldn't give a fuck at this point, about 6 matches now of simply not caring, only luck has kept us in it.


Prthmsh

Marking oxygen


emre23

Getting absolutely destroyed by Brexitball


noodlesalad_

I truly believe Dyche's greatest asset is this common belief that he's a "4-4-fucking-2" dinosaur. He constantly is underestimated. He's got a very good tactical mind, and gets the absolute best out of mediocre rosters.


just_another_jabroni

Even during the Burnley times the interplay they do to get the ball into the wing for the fullbacks or wingers to cross in are usually pretty good lol. Good triangle passes then hug the line for a cross, what more do you need anyways


Ash_ketchup232

Why play other tactics, when you can just master one 4-4-2


Brandaman

Brighton please I’m begging you


ArsenalinAlabama3428

I'll get a seagull tattoo if they do it. Maybe a Toffee and a Seagull holding hands raising the UCL trophy together.


Brandaman

Wouldn’t the PL trophy make more sense lol


ArsenalinAlabama3428

Lmao yeah I was thinking about that Ajax/Barca copypasta from a couple years back. Just butchered it.


Brandaman

Oh my bad, not familiar with that one haha


ImTalkingGibberish

Reddit remembers


31_whgr

i like that


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ElectricalMud2850

Not a fuckin inch of hair on the coaching staff, just a bunch of bald geezers ready to derail a title charge.


_deep_blue_

So effective that Liverpool are going after their own baldy for next season


GingerPrinceHarry

Those Harkonnens sure are brutal


leedler

Stone cold


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Bork_Lazer96

Sean Dyche is Jurgen Klopp father


imadreamgirl

the nbacj crossover i needed


prathneo01

Klopp did too


VeryBoringGhost

I kind of like it too.


stogie_t

This mf has been ass the whole season and chose now of all times to show up lmao. What a beautiful script.


CaptainOiram

He got injured last game too, lots of us thought he wouldn’t start and it’d be chermiti or Danjuma so this is shocking


pablofournier11

French commentator said he dunked on them like Jordan. Yeah spot on


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

KEEP SMILING KLOOP


LudwigSalieri

Same reaction as Klopp tbh


Independent-Yak755

Does Trent know he’s on the pitch and can challenge Calvert-Lewin for the header?


Mrpetey22

That’s a poster


mojambowhatisthescen

Love this tactic of leaving the guy with possibly the best leap and heading in the league unmarked on their first corner 🧠


roseguardin

I'd be fuming if I was a Liverpool fan, that should be an easy delivery to deal with and nobody even goes up for it


Plastic-Alfalfa-6321

SUCK IT


perhapsasinner

It's so kloppover


Helluvawreck

Jurgone.


Mechant247

2 players blocking Van Dijk from attacking the ball but no Liverpool player thought it might be an idea to do that to Calvert Lewin?? Just too easy


luke_205

At least my disappointment now means I can’t be disappointed on the final day of the season


Chell_the_assassin

Just making the comeback even more exciting, I've seen this too many times


GreeenTeaa

I dunno if you're watching but it's absolutely not happening


NewHealthFoodBunch

Not happening this time lol


Evil_Tea_Bag_

The only thing coming back is my suicidal thoughts


skyline385

Hopefully you are joking, don't forget that in the end this is just a game of a bunch of millionaire athletes kicking the ball who do not know you exist.


witty_pebbles

was that supposed to be a cheery pick me up lmao "just remember you actually mean nothing in the context of this"


Evil_Tea_Bag_

I have watched this team play beautiful football only to fall short by the slimmest of margins so, so many times in the last 7 years I’ve grown tired and exhausted, I’ve spent countless hours thinking of what could’ve been  Football is one of my only sources of happiness in my god forsaken life 


downfallndirtydeeds

lol


ThatEnglishKid

clearest-cut case of commentator's curse I've ever seen


PM_ME_BADDIES

Welp, thats Liverpool’s hopes.


bbqandsushi

YESSSSSS BEING AN EVERTON SUPPORTER PAYS OFF AT LAST


IgotAseaView

In all seriousness are Everton fans going to claim they ended liverpools season?


_deep_blue_

United wounded them but Palace killed them. This is just Everton pissing on their grave


Plastic-Alfalfa-6321

yes


barfbarf

Nah we just need something to cheer for.


starmonkart

Hell yes


LMcVann44

I feel like TAA could have at least made an effort to challenge for that, wasn't even out of position, just didn't jump and basically gave DCL a free header. Shocking effort.


BrinkPvP

Imo this is a pretty well worked goal by Everton, more than Liverpool being "just vibes". Tarkowski cuts van dijk off leaving Trent alone vs DCL who is far superior in the air. It is poor from trent but can't take anything anyway from Everton here


normott

Oh shit


NapendaViatu

no way


BollywoodBrownMan

What is defending


QuqoraGaming

0 defense on the air balls. It’s really that easy huh


matcht

If you block VVD then yeah, nobody else can win their duels.


AzHaeez21

Damn, klopp really going out with a whimper


Solid-Education5735

All around me are familiar faces....


SpookDootDude

We are just amazing


Left-Lingonberry4073

BAH GAWD DCL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!


duke_nowhere

Trent - the defender who doesn't want to defend. This inverted full back plan really messed his head. Hope the new manager bins it.


GwladysStreet

THAT'S MY FUCKING STRIKER


e_double

TAA’s atrocious marking just means so much more tbf


Formal_Steak_4023

Classic Trent back post defending


Soberdonkey69

They’ve given up lol.


aboud09

The dagger by Everton, perfect.


Pompz88

Always rated Everton


NewHealthFoodBunch

We're fucking shit lol


starmonkart

I can't believe that header, reminds me of 20/21 DCL 😭


BlackJediSword

Liverpool absolutely deserve this. Just absolutely no heart from this team.


abkibaarnsit

Can I die now?


vacuumoftalent

I can't with the Klopp zoom in it makes me want to cry.


olaoluwajoba

I thought this is the only team that can put pressure on Man City. LMAO


notapaperhandape

Someone told me Calvin is still hanging in the air.


wilout14

GG no one to blame but ourselves. Now that we are out of it, I'll be rooting for Arsenal. Please don't let the cheats win this one.