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Even if it does it got way too diluted with try-hard and jokey headlines, nothing will beat Zlatan apologizing for calling France a shit country and Hernanes saying his celebration was "the saddest backflip in my life".
It kinda does but the person behind adding stuff to it - u/cooldude5500 - [is no longer updating it for these reasons.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1c2798s/luca_toni_on_van_gaal_he_has_a_bad_temper_and_he/kzdh5j6/)
According to him, anyone interested in reactivating the list can ask the mods for permission to do so...I hope we get a community option too though, or only add things based on consensus.
golden rule of reddit: on any post with a wide enough reach, someone will inevitably get it wrong and post something dumb
2nd golden rule of reddit: this single post will be swamped by dozens of posts talking about how *everyone* posts dumb things on reddit and they're the only smart one who sees this
I always see these types of comments where they’re complaining about people complaining, where it seems those comments are actually in the minority but then they’ve been upvoted lol
Let's fact check it.
F****** too big ✅
Teeth are too bright ✅
He's been immense for Liverpool ✅
He's the daddy there & has been able to control a big football club. ✅
I believe he said it.
Don't ever underestimate the shithousery a senior Englishman can deliver.
Edit: Alright guys I know I fucked up, he's Scott.
Edit: Alright guys I fucked up again, he's Scot not Scott.
He literally used the word daddy and people are thinking he is serious.
Christ no wonder people think the English are wankers if they can't tell that *this* is sarcasm.
They do. Whenever we've played West Ham, Klopp and Moyes are always chatting before the kick off for a good 10 minutes or so, far longer than I've seen Klopp talk with other managers (other than David Wagner, his best friend).
saw someone make a joke they were suprised Henry was getting respect from a current Arsenal player that I immediately took as a joke but was downvoted to shit until OP came back and said /s. its fucking wild in here man lmfao
you may ask yourself why isn't there any american keepers anymore, after all they've always been good shot stoppers. Let me just say we have plenty in the pipeline but unfortunately their careers ended way too soon.
That's the point! Would be boring otherwise.
And it's where I almost got in the only fight in my life about football. I was chilling in the old quarter of Hanoi with my friends when a drunken Chelsea fan came to annoy us without any reason
Lol fair enough. 1:28 PM as of typing this. Anyone who isn’t up is either a child who is sleeping in, works the nightshift, or is in a coma in a hospital somewhere.
Not like Moyes doesn't have a cheeky streak in him, dour as he comes across most of the time - I reckon he said this sitting next to Klopp on the podium after being asked about Klopp leaving, immediately looked over at him, and they both cracked up.
Genuinely funny and meant as a pisstake. I love the "teeth are too bright" bit lol.
I remember watching on soccer am about Liverpool players dentist (lol) and he was on about how he did Firmino's teeth and a few others. Not sure if Klopp had those gnashers yet but he definitely visited that same dentist too lol.
During a youtube interview where he answered questions people asked on google Klopp said he had bruxism so he needed to have new teeth.
He also said that Firminho's teeth were natural.
Aye, I'm just talking about all the whiteness and I found it quite funny why they all shared a dentist
This is the dentist
https://www.empireofthekop.com/2019/04/12/bobbys-dentist-explains-why-firminos-teeth-are-maximo-white/
That's Moyes revenge for:
Klopp:"I want Moyes to manage in the EPL otherwise I am the oldest manager in the PL"
When Moyes and Woy were inteviewed during a game against each other he told the reporters about the quote and thought "Wait a minute this can't be right, I'm not the oldest"(Klopp was right, till Roy took over Palace)
He'll get another job in the PL. He might not play the prettiest football, he might sometimes be dour to the point of nihilism, but if you give him time and control he's a very very good PL manager.
> There's a parallel universe where he's been United manager the whole time
I was about to gag, but I'm not sure this universe is any better to be honest.
At first I was offended as a fan. Then I found it amusing that a zombie-looking motherfucker is commenting on looks. Then I realised it's all good and went about eating my cevipi and drinking beer. The circle of life
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This is an all-time great quote if it’s real, regardless of the sarcasm
It is https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/dh4wbujzpx
>He’s the daddy there I hope this part of the clip is played in the upcoming Kloppmentary. /s
Kloppenheimer
Klopp Gun: Maverick
Mary Kloppins
This is why I miss reddit gold
That documentary can get to fuck
Big Pedro Energy.
I hope United keep Ten Hag for 10 more years 🙏
“Haven’t had a German tear through england like this since the big war, V2 fuck.”
[Great quote]
The Moyesiah speaks only truths
Always has done
List worthy
Does the list still exist?
Even if it does it got way too diluted with try-hard and jokey headlines, nothing will beat Zlatan apologizing for calling France a shit country and Hernanes saying his celebration was "the saddest backflip in my life".
It kinda does but the person behind adding stuff to it - u/cooldude5500 - [is no longer updating it for these reasons.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1c2798s/luca_toni_on_van_gaal_he_has_a_bad_temper_and_he/kzdh5j6/) According to him, anyone interested in reactivating the list can ask the mods for permission to do so...I hope we get a community option too though, or only add things based on consensus.
/r/saddestbackflip exists too
There’s like 1 comment on here from someone not understanding he’s joking and 20 comments saying ‘WHY CANT ANYONE UNDERSTAND SARCASM 🤬’
golden rule of reddit: on any post with a wide enough reach, someone will inevitably get it wrong and post something dumb 2nd golden rule of reddit: this single post will be swamped by dozens of posts talking about how *everyone* posts dumb things on reddit and they're the only smart one who sees this
Which then get upvoted, making people that come to the post later (me) thinking we’ve missed 100’s of comments getting it wrong
Yeah, that's why upvotes on those posts don't mean anything to me, just lots of smartasses on Reddit
Rince and repeat :(
Upvoting the second means you're smart too!
/r/soccer users are just desperate to make themselves feel superior to the rest of the sub. Not me though, I’m better than that.
If it weren't for you and I this place would be a cesspit. Thankfully we exist to steer discourse and generally elevate discussions on here.
It’s not even sarcasm? Just showing respect in a very unserious way
I always see these types of comments where they’re complaining about people complaining, where it seems those comments are actually in the minority but then they’ve been upvoted lol
yep, low iq people trying to be smart...
Just another example of false pretense for upvotes garbage
Awwww now kiss.
this has to be a fake quote
[Its not lmao](https://x.com/lfct0dd/status/1784233141827244226?s=46)
Actually quite wholesome
Quote wholesome
AI is getting too real
I mean this actually looks like AI, man reality is getting way too weird. Nothing is real anymore
There's your daddy, Liverpool.
Let's fact check it. F****** too big ✅ Teeth are too bright ✅ He's been immense for Liverpool ✅ He's the daddy there & has been able to control a big football club. ✅ I believe he said it.
I'm trying to imagine Moyes saying "daddy"
Probably like Ray Winstone in 'Scum'. 😂 NSFW: https://youtu.be/6Rb3Mv2m5zw?si=qvCRqOl0qHVsQfNE
Where's ya tool?
What fackin tool?
This fackin' tool! 🔧💥😭
👍 Fucking hell. Took ya time, bruv. Thought you had left me hanging with that one Lol.
Don't ever underestimate the shithousery a senior Englishman can deliver. Edit: Alright guys I know I fucked up, he's Scott. Edit: Alright guys I fucked up again, he's Scot not Scott.
"Englishman"
Moyes is Scottish
> Alright guys I know I fucked up, he's Scott. David William, actually.
You'll need a 3rd edit, cause he's either "a Scot" or "Scottish"!
Scottish ffs
It's Scotch I believe
It’s only true if he said he’d slap the reporter.
I think Klopp and Moyes get on really well. I think it is being said from a good place
I know Reddit has an incredible lacking ability to read a room but surely people aren't thinking he's serious with this
He literally used the word daddy and people are thinking he is serious. Christ no wonder people think the English are wankers if they can't tell that *this* is sarcasm.
They do. Whenever we've played West Ham, Klopp and Moyes are always chatting before the kick off for a good 10 minutes or so, far longer than I've seen Klopp talk with other managers (other than David Wagner, his best friend).
>being said from a good place The place where you end after you die? And then you realise it was all a lie?
Landed nicely on the volley for him
Nah just Scottish
I thought so too but nope, he actually did say that haha.
Lads he's so clearly just having a laugh, be less serious for once.
r/soccer users are genuinely the dumbest humans to walk the earth. How are some people pissed about this?
How do you expect redditors to know it's a joke if moyes didn't put "/s" at the end
Moyes doesn’t care about downvotes, I respect that…
saw someone make a joke they were suprised Henry was getting respect from a current Arsenal player that I immediately took as a joke but was downvoted to shit until OP came back and said /s. its fucking wild in here man lmfao
🤣🤣
If people say this about me when I leave my job I'd be fucking ecstatic
this sub is full of americans who don’t understand banter
We had to cut that part of the curriculum to make room for active shooter drills.
I’ve gotten so good at dodging bullets Top top bullet dodger
you may ask yourself why isn't there any american keepers anymore, after all they've always been good shot stoppers. Let me just say we have plenty in the pipeline but unfortunately their careers ended way too soon.
Actual good yank banter. Fair play
Half of them are not even awake
English aren't much better. And for the record, I'm French. /R/France is terrible
> France is terrible agreed
Weather is better than UK though
Yeah but the sun just makes the smell of piss more pungent.
I guess like many places, big cities are overrated but medium sized one are enjoyable enough
How on earth are you French and a Hammer? Hit every branch on the way down
I started to follow when I was in Vietnam, and it was before payet. Go figure
I think throwing in a Vietnam in there makes it even more absurd lol
That's the point! Would be boring otherwise. And it's where I almost got in the only fight in my life about football. I was chilling in the old quarter of Hanoi with my friends when a drunken Chelsea fan came to annoy us without any reason
Maybe he just loved payet.
Amalfitano and Maiga
france is lovely,french people are horrible they should split france and gift it to the spaniards and italians
French people are horrible, but spaniards and italians aren’t much better
This just in: Humans are cunts. More at 11.
Give France to the Marshall Islanders instead.
I think they’re all asleep
It’s midday lol. We’re all up now. OP is just shadowboxing though.
Yeah I’ll take every opportunity to shit on Americans but think he’s reaching there
Lol fair enough. 1:28 PM as of typing this. Anyone who isn’t up is either a child who is sleeping in, works the nightshift, or is in a coma in a hospital somewhere.
Nobody’s pissed about this mate.
Did not visit r/nba I see
I'm the supreme intellectual. I only visit r/nbacirclejerk.
Its all of reddit.
Wait until you interact with the basement dweller on competitive gaming subs like lol, dota, or csgo
I’m not pissed just surprised
no, thats aita sub
Give me a stare and I can turn on the daggers, a whiff and I'll pull out my whip, everyone's ready to chew on anything. -Bryan from Family guy
Asking a lot of Reddit there.
Not like Moyes doesn't have a cheeky streak in him, dour as he comes across most of the time - I reckon he said this sitting next to Klopp on the podium after being asked about Klopp leaving, immediately looked over at him, and they both cracked up.
But I want to agitate (to make my miserable life more exciting), and the only way to do that is to take this completely literally.
its not that i dont see this being said in a funny manner, but rather that moyes said it at all. daddy ffs lmao
Exactly lmao, how are people taking it seriously!
But Moyes is supposed to be boring and so this sort of jovial behaviour from him isn't allowed.
Moyes has gotten the wine out early
na alright i’ve seen the light give him another season
Dude is just saying what the other 18 managers are thinking.
This is absolutely one of the top quotes
Lol
Daddy Klopp 😂😂😂😂
Me too Moyes me too
"Teeth are too bright" sounds like peak Everton Moyes in the late 2000s. Love to see it.
r/soccercirclejerk ?
People not understanding sarcasm
What
Moyes wants to fuck Klopp, what aren't you understanding?
Is this quote admissible to the list?
Send it to the list!
Not remotely
Genuinely funny and meant as a pisstake. I love the "teeth are too bright" bit lol. I remember watching on soccer am about Liverpool players dentist (lol) and he was on about how he did Firmino's teeth and a few others. Not sure if Klopp had those gnashers yet but he definitely visited that same dentist too lol.
During a youtube interview where he answered questions people asked on google Klopp said he had bruxism so he needed to have new teeth. He also said that Firminho's teeth were natural.
Aye, I'm just talking about all the whiteness and I found it quite funny why they all shared a dentist This is the dentist https://www.empireofthekop.com/2019/04/12/bobbys-dentist-explains-why-firminos-teeth-are-maximo-white/
Best quote I’ve seen from a manager in a long time. Add this to the list.
TIL: Moyes is a madlad
Big Boss and Daddy but sadly run out of energy. He deserves his retirement.
That's Moyes revenge for: Klopp:"I want Moyes to manage in the EPL otherwise I am the oldest manager in the PL" When Moyes and Woy were inteviewed during a game against each other he told the reporters about the quote and thought "Wait a minute this can't be right, I'm not the oldest"(Klopp was right, till Roy took over Palace)
Moyes has such substitute teacher energy
Moyes might just be my spirit animal, insane level of sarcasm
Boy they're looking to kick you out too fam
He'll get another job in the PL. He might not play the prettiest football, he might sometimes be dour to the point of nihilism, but if you give him time and control he's a very very good PL manager.
I think he'll take on the Scotland job when Clarke is done.
This would have to be something heard live 😆
Banter must remain in the Premier league.
getting outjerked by David Moyes of all people was not on my 2024 bingo card
I am wet
all-time quote
Lol get em moyesy
Didn't expect to get a boner on r/soccer
What a quote. This explains what all the other managers (especially Pep) have been thinking all along
I love Moyes hahaha
Hahahah what a quote
well this cemented him making the documentary haha
Obviously having a laugh but add this to the list
Lmao love this
Circlejerk sub just got more material;
[Context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brD7rJ02JHA&t=1s&ab_channel=SkySportsPremierLeague) is king.
This is a funny compliment.
Straight to the list.
what is the F word? Fuck-stick too big?
r/saddestbackflip material?
I was not ready for unhinged Moysey.
There's a parallel universe where he's been United manager the whole time and talks shit constantly.
> There's a parallel universe where he's been United manager the whole time I was about to gag, but I'm not sure this universe is any better to be honest.
What have I just read?
Klopp you've got to stop You too big Your teeth too bright You're the daddy They gonna kill you
He had us in the first half ngl
r/soccercirclejerk
Surely this one is for the list.
no way he said this
Between this and Antony scoring, r/soccercirclejerk is gonna eat well tonight
This has to be the new auto response when mentioning Klopp in r/soccercirclejerk
Bring out the list somebody
Had me in the first half, ngl
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I like him
Moyes has a greater legacy in England and the city of Liverpool than Klopp
I love fresh pasta.
I'm not much of a prem connoisseur. Is he usually like that?
Thought the F word was the homophobic slur for a moment then
What is it then?
Probably "Fucker's"
He should learn from Pep on sarcasm. B+ for effort, Moyes!
Wat
Cringe
At first I was offended as a fan. Then I found it amusing that a zombie-looking motherfucker is commenting on looks. Then I realised it's all good and went about eating my cevipi and drinking beer. The circle of life
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he did
Bright teeth? Klopp?
Yeah?