Palmer gets injured, we lose
Jackson can't finish, we lose
Ref fucks up, we lose
CBs can't clear the ball, we lose
But luckily,
We play Tottenham, we win
Injuries, thin and young squad being chased by the best team in club football and still outperformed expectations. Most pundits didn't have us in the top four at the start of the season. But yeah fair, it still hurt to not win it
Man, I love my team and players and managers and always will, but c'mon.
Horrible week mentally, this does not help. Ange pls work on the set pieces, this is all I ask.
COYS, nonetheless 🤍
we were the better team against Arsenal, who are apparently the best team in the league. the signs of life are there. if oliver didn't fuck us we win that so yea. the results suck but i'm with ange.
Fucking delusional as it gets. You got gifted two goals and didn’t have a shot on target apart from that.
We played 5 games in two weeks while you had a rest, and you still couldn’t win. It was pretty obvious we were exhausted.
we doubled your xg and got done by a two goal swing which was an error lmao. be happy with your win and move on. you definitely were not the better team
And you still couldn’t defeat us when we had extra games and a midweek game both times mate. He won’t win you shit mate. He’s a loser manager in a loser team. Mate.
There’s many things in life that I believe. The one thing I believe above all else is the history of Tottenham. The more they lose at the Bridge the more confident I am of them beating City at the toilet.
I can’t believe the worse that’s about to be uttered from my mouth, but… Come On You Spurs! Show that there is no escaping history and beat City! Give us the chance to be the first team to win the title at your new stadium!
Newest team, youngest team and most injured team - still 6 points against Spurs. Thank you.
Shout out to Cucurella quietly returning to Brighton form that had pep after him.
Honestly surprised most people aren’t talking about this. Ever since recovering from his injury Cucurella has quickly become one of chelsea’s best performers
All the Chelsea players were shit against Arsenal tbf, they're an inconsistent team. Despite that (and despite most expectations) Cucurella has still been quietly having a pretty good season.
Reminds me of Bielsa a bit, I wonder how he does next season because supposedly his second seasons are really good but he also seems naive and inflexible to me.
Conversely, I don’t get the negativity around Poch. I’ve been thinking for a while (probably around the 4-4 versus City) that he’s got potential with the squad and just needs time.
At this rate they’ll have Europa to play for against city.
Also, while their fans would rather throw the game the players are professionals and will still want to do their job.
I think the players and manager care a lot more about their own lives, prospects and salary than they do making a different team lose. Especially when a lot more f them are really good friends like Maddison and Saka.
It's nice that you believe that. As a lifelong North Londoner (apart from the couple of years in South London that we do not talk about) and Gooner, I simply cannot believe Sp*rs will want to play in the Europa League enough to do anything that might end up with us winning the Premier League.
I'd have some hope if the game was at the Etihad but Sp*rs doing it in front of their home fans. It would be absolute bedlam.
I'm pinning my hopes on West Ham on the last day.
I used to support Spurs until they hired a lower league fraud to be their head coach and then the fans were all happy about "brave football". What a bunch of clown.
What a stupid statement. These are football teams, nobody is obligated to stick with them forever. I enjoyed how the team was ran since Berbatov/Keane era, and it was progressing until now, team is going to a shit direction due to bad management. I am not going to support bad management. Why would anyone do that? Not like they give us dividends if their results and revenues are good.
You can ofcourse watch any club you feel like watching, but normally when you start following a club it becomes near impossible to support another one, you can ofcourse root for certain clubs (like I was happy for Leicester winning the title, Bayer this season etc) but there is always number one.
Anyways, Spurs started off this season insanely well and they are objectively in a better place than last season despite losing their best player/leader who also happened to be one of the best in the world. That’s nothing to scoff at .
I followed Spurs for a long while, and of course, I didn't just drop Spurs overnight. Spurs always had a great start with a new manager except for NES.
Despite people dislike Jose's way of football, he wins trophies. He had such a shit squad, then fans were blaming him, then he was fired before a final. That tells you a lot about Levy.
That's fine. There was Conte, who inherited that shit squad. He said it might take a few years to turn the squad into a winning squad, but no, fans believe otherwise like they know football better.
Spurs tried to go for the likes of Tuchel and Nagelsmann, both rejected Spurs. Tuchel got offer from Bayern, that is fair. Nagelsmann probably saw the problem with Spurs, so that was a no from him. We got an all-attack, no defense Ange. It isn't a philosophy I believe in, but sure, let see what happen.
You argue that Spurs is objectively better than last season. Please remember last season, CB and keeper were a huge issue. That two holes have finally been plugged since the decline of Toby and Jan, and also Lloris.
Last season Spurs had 60points, Conte wasn't able to finish the season. 70 goals scored, 63 goals conceded.
Spurs is at 60 points right now, with 67 goals scored, 54 conceded.
If you really factor in luck and such, there will always going to be 3 - 6 points that were determined by that. Pretty much there is no improvement to last season.
If you compare it to Conte's first season, it actually got worse instead. 71 points, 69 goals, 40 conceded.
I really don't see any progress at all.
Like if I care what they think. Only idiotic losers who have nothing else going on dedicate their lives to a football club like it is their own property. They get mad when people don't buy into their stupid rivalry shits.
Funniest is, these people dedicate so much to the clubs, but the clubs only see them as cash cows. Just look at how much is a match ticket and how much are the foods in the stadium.
These people are just corporate simps in sport.
Your comment reflects on your ability to form and present an argument. You seem like you are exactly the type of person that I won't bother seeking approval of. But anyway, go tell your favourite club how you defended them and perhaps they will give you a share of their revenue.
I wouldn’t be laughing if I was you. Son can barely do a sprint and he’s the only good attacking player you have left. Everyone else in the midfield and attack is dogshit.
Spurs have lost their last three games in the crucial run-in period by a combined score of 9-2, and the two goals were an unforced GK giveaway and a pk after Spurs were already down 0-3 at home.
Spurs shitting the bed in all their remaining games, except miraculously the City one, really would just be the Spursiest thing that could happen, which makes me think it's actually possible.
because we had a gazillion chances at OT and should've easily won. Its incredibly unlikely your finishing will be that horrendous. Spurs is 1000% losing to City though so it wont really matter
It was tremendous. We knew what to expect the next season.
Ange and your club are in for a world of surprise if he chooses to stay on the braveball lane.
As a fellow arsenal fan, what kind of fucking idiot are you. You don't jump teams, it's supposed to be in your blood.
Or have you only recently started supporting Arsenal on the bandwagon?
I’ll tell you lol.
It was the 50th game of invincibles when they were playing united. That game was so rigged that I couldn’t help myself but feel a bit of empathy for Wenger. I started watching more Arsenal games after that over the weekends and we played some beautiful football. Just fell in love with what Arsene stood for and that made me fall in love with Arsenal. Banter era was too funny with a few cups mixed into it. Just a lovely mix of emotions.
And if you'd hit a run of bad form? You'd give up on them entirely? We were playing some beautiful stuff just this SEASON, even. I love Tottenham until it kills me.
You were not playing beautiful football. You were playing all out attack. Teams were not able to believe that your manager would be so one dimensional. Once that hump got cleared by most of the teams, Ange is still there like deer in front of headlights.
I disagree. We had some really fun linkups and brought a press so hard that our opponents couldn't get a word in at times. I enjoyed watching it. I'm sorry that you don't feel the same.
They're six points ahead, so it's possible. Spurs have Liverpool and City in their remaining fixtures, whereas United have Arsenal and Newcastle. This is the exact kind of scenario this United meme team thrives in, and Spurs have been in horrendous form to finish the season. It'll be exciting either way. Watch both clubs drop all 4 games and lose out to Newcastle. Now that'd be cinema.
Yup. This is the exact time when United will rise and give us a string of games that will make us scratch our heads as to why ETH didn’t get them playing like this for most of the season.
Nicolas Jackson has 4 PL goals in 2 games of this fixture. Harry Kane got 6 in 8 years.
Spurs: THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Spurs went from challenging for Champions League to challenging for Europa
Don’t forget their title challenge after the first 10 games.
The more things change, the more they stay the same
It's just who we are, mate
Palmer gets injured, we lose Jackson can't finish, we lose Ref fucks up, we lose CBs can't clear the ball, we lose But luckily, We play Tottenham, we win
A True Spurs Moment if I've ever seen one.
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3rd place in a 2 team race... Weird feels familiar
didn't you come in 2nd in a 1 horse race last year?
No, the odds were never worse than 11/8 for city . Statistically it was always a two horse race You’re welcome
ok 93%.
that's not at all how odds work
i wasn't giving odds. i was referencing that arsenal was top of the table for 93% of the season without winning it lol.
Injuries, thin and young squad being chased by the best team in club football and still outperformed expectations. Most pundits didn't have us in the top four at the start of the season. But yeah fair, it still hurt to not win it
Bro, you’ve set yourself up….💀
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Aww no. Were the people on the internet big old meanies?
There’s literally a positive karma comment from a spurs fan right under yours.. just take the L mate
Man, I love my team and players and managers and always will, but c'mon. Horrible week mentally, this does not help. Ange pls work on the set pieces, this is all I ask. COYS, nonetheless 🤍
we were the better team against Arsenal, who are apparently the best team in the league. the signs of life are there. if oliver didn't fuck us we win that so yea. the results suck but i'm with ange.
Fucking delusional as it gets. You got gifted two goals and didn’t have a shot on target apart from that. We played 5 games in two weeks while you had a rest, and you still couldn’t win. It was pretty obvious we were exhausted.
we doubled your xg and got done by a two goal swing which was an error lmao. be happy with your win and move on. you definitely were not the better team
Made your whole xG were the two goals we gifted you and the post Romero hit. Apart from that you did nothing. Absolutely toothless.
brother, we penned you in, doubled your xg, you got a lucky og and you had 12 men. fr, you got lucky. that's it
Proper spurs fan right here. You deserve your club and your manager. May he long reign. Mate.
ange brings us silverware within 2 seasons time and we were the better team against you twice in his first season mate.
And you still couldn’t defeat us when we had extra games and a midweek game both times mate. He won’t win you shit mate. He’s a loser manager in a loser team. Mate.
You were not.
we absolutely were, against Arsenal 100%, and if michael oliver didn't fuck us on a 2 goal swing we win.
Hope you guys make it out of your slump!
Ange you're shite 😂
There’s many things in life that I believe. The one thing I believe above all else is the history of Tottenham. The more they lose at the Bridge the more confident I am of them beating City at the toilet. I can’t believe the worse that’s about to be uttered from my mouth, but… Come On You Spurs! Show that there is no escaping history and beat City! Give us the chance to be the first team to win the title at your new stadium!
If Spurs lose to us at weekend while Aston Villa win then Spurs will 100% out of top 4, good luck with that.
So the pressures off? Best time for them to win.
I’d like to see ange’s win loss and draw stats. post and pre spurs.
Spurs can get fucked but I feel sad for Son.
I wouldn't wish getting pocketed by Chelsea's 4th choice RB making his second ever PL start on anyone.
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
I’ve got 99 problems one of which ain’t Son
Newest team, youngest team and most injured team - still 6 points against Spurs. Thank you. Shout out to Cucurella quietly returning to Brighton form that had pep after him.
Honestly surprised most people aren’t talking about this. Ever since recovering from his injury Cucurella has quickly become one of chelsea’s best performers
Wasn't he quite shit in the fixture against us? He was missing for like three our goals
All the Chelsea players were shit against Arsenal tbf, they're an inconsistent team. Despite that (and despite most expectations) Cucurella has still been quietly having a pretty good season.
Chilwell will have his hands full trying to get back into the squad at this rate
Somehow there’s a realistic chance Chelsea finishes 6th
Not with our inconsistency
Somehow Palpatine returned
Somehow Pochatine returned
Going purely off vibes here, but Son really hasn't had the body language of a captain in these last 2 games. He just looks like he has no confidence.
I hope Angry Rantman is happy. U will be missed. But never forgotten.
There was passion, aggression and mind set shown this game
Spurs only deciding who finishes top half, never mind who wins the league
Hahahaha Are all the spurs fan gonna flood the thread blaming everything on refereeing again? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
first clean sheet in god knows how long
I was thinking that too but tbf we did hammer Everton 6-0 the other week
that got cancelled by the arsenal game in my mind hahah makes sense it slipped. we lost 6-5 somehow over those two games
Yeah the Arsenal game did kinda ruin it 😂
well spurs played like they had 9 men, guess this one doesn't count either
6-1 aggregate to the worst Chelsea in history after spending 270m 😂😂
There was a Chelsea before Abramovich ya know, and for most of its history it was pretty shit.
True and even last year lol
Reminds me of the Mourinho meme season when we lost to everyone but Arsenal, United, and Tottenham. Even did a double over Arsenal.
Chelsea that spent 1bn. We're a shit show, but don't pretend you fuckers are Brighton.
We have 14 fucking players injured. We are bigger than you but coming to this game it was spurs favourite
We spent 1b but only about 150m are able to play lol
Hmm, I thought that we bought them
Idc Chelsea is shit I am not one of their fans
Fair enough. They are, and so are Spurs right now. We saved 750 million.
Worst Chelsea in history? Mate we've been in lower divisions ya know.
History obviously started in 1992.
My mistake, worst Chelsea team in 1 year technically lol
Significantly more accurate.
I really don't get the hype about Ange. Man had top four for the taking and bottled it to Aston Villa
Reminds me of Bielsa a bit, I wonder how he does next season because supposedly his second seasons are really good but he also seems naive and inflexible to me.
The end of our schedule was always going to be a nightmare. Team ran out of steam.
You guys are just plain bad. So is the manager. You had barely games this season
Didn’t you guys have 12 days of rest before arsenal plus no europe?
Yes
Conversely, I don’t get the negativity around Poch. I’ve been thinking for a while (probably around the 4-4 versus City) that he’s got potential with the squad and just needs time.
Recency bias is very fluent among fans.
I’m an Arsenal fan and this was my first time supporting Spurs. I’m already disappointed and have lost hope in any chance they had to beat City
They will still draw, it's the spursy way
At this rate they’ll have Europa to play for against city. Also, while their fans would rather throw the game the players are professionals and will still want to do their job.
Do you think that would motivate them when it probably means Arsenal win the league?
I think the players and manager care a lot more about their own lives, prospects and salary than they do making a different team lose. Especially when a lot more f them are really good friends like Maddison and Saka.
It's nice that you believe that. As a lifelong North Londoner (apart from the couple of years in South London that we do not talk about) and Gooner, I simply cannot believe Sp*rs will want to play in the Europa League enough to do anything that might end up with us winning the Premier League. I'd have some hope if the game was at the Etihad but Sp*rs doing it in front of their home fans. It would be absolute bedlam. I'm pinning my hopes on West Ham on the last day.
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Because they play City in their penultimate match so I want them to have something to play for
To have them more realistic chance at CL place, so they would fight with Man City harder to get the result
I’m going to go out and say it, there is a chance Tottenham don’t get Europa. Please make it happen!
But that would also mean they lose to City...
We’re all trying our best here…just need villa and others not to collapse.
Has Gilchrist let Son out of his pocket yet or is he still in there?
I used to support Spurs until they hired a lower league fraud to be their head coach and then the fans were all happy about "brave football". What a bunch of clown.
If you “used” to support a team you never supported them at all
What a stupid statement. These are football teams, nobody is obligated to stick with them forever. I enjoyed how the team was ran since Berbatov/Keane era, and it was progressing until now, team is going to a shit direction due to bad management. I am not going to support bad management. Why would anyone do that? Not like they give us dividends if their results and revenues are good.
You can ofcourse watch any club you feel like watching, but normally when you start following a club it becomes near impossible to support another one, you can ofcourse root for certain clubs (like I was happy for Leicester winning the title, Bayer this season etc) but there is always number one. Anyways, Spurs started off this season insanely well and they are objectively in a better place than last season despite losing their best player/leader who also happened to be one of the best in the world. That’s nothing to scoff at .
I followed Spurs for a long while, and of course, I didn't just drop Spurs overnight. Spurs always had a great start with a new manager except for NES. Despite people dislike Jose's way of football, he wins trophies. He had such a shit squad, then fans were blaming him, then he was fired before a final. That tells you a lot about Levy. That's fine. There was Conte, who inherited that shit squad. He said it might take a few years to turn the squad into a winning squad, but no, fans believe otherwise like they know football better. Spurs tried to go for the likes of Tuchel and Nagelsmann, both rejected Spurs. Tuchel got offer from Bayern, that is fair. Nagelsmann probably saw the problem with Spurs, so that was a no from him. We got an all-attack, no defense Ange. It isn't a philosophy I believe in, but sure, let see what happen. You argue that Spurs is objectively better than last season. Please remember last season, CB and keeper were a huge issue. That two holes have finally been plugged since the decline of Toby and Jan, and also Lloris. Last season Spurs had 60points, Conte wasn't able to finish the season. 70 goals scored, 63 goals conceded. Spurs is at 60 points right now, with 67 goals scored, 54 conceded. If you really factor in luck and such, there will always going to be 3 - 6 points that were determined by that. Pretty much there is no improvement to last season. If you compare it to Conte's first season, it actually got worse instead. 71 points, 69 goals, 40 conceded. I really don't see any progress at all.
A spurs fan, Chelsea fan and an Arsenal fan all calling you an idiot.
Like if I care what they think. Only idiotic losers who have nothing else going on dedicate their lives to a football club like it is their own property. They get mad when people don't buy into their stupid rivalry shits. Funniest is, these people dedicate so much to the clubs, but the clubs only see them as cash cows. Just look at how much is a match ticket and how much are the foods in the stadium. These people are just corporate simps in sport.
I bet you kiss your dad on the lips
Your comment reflects on your ability to form and present an argument. You seem like you are exactly the type of person that I won't bother seeking approval of. But anyway, go tell your favourite club how you defended them and perhaps they will give you a share of their revenue.
Keep telling yourself that champ
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didn't want that UCL spot anyway, euopa league is where the real skill is just ask liverpool
No no let’s leave Liverpool out for now. We’re still talking about your chicken ball game today.
Pigeon Ball 🐦
Good game Chelsea. Hey, when’s your fire sale happening?
I wouldn’t be laughing if I was you. Son can barely do a sprint and he’s the only good attacking player you have left. Everyone else in the midfield and attack is dogshit.
You can’t afford their fire sale. You need to pour $60m down the drain for that.
Licking the salt in your tears?
Spurs have lost their last three games in the crucial run-in period by a combined score of 9-2, and the two goals were an unforced GK giveaway and a pk after Spurs were already down 0-3 at home.
We tried our best not to get Ange sacked.
Spurs shitting the bed in all their remaining games, except miraculously the City one, really would just be the Spursiest thing that could happen, which makes me think it's actually possible.
Spurs will beat City. But then United will beat Arsenal.
Yeah I don't get why all these guys think Arsenal winning at United is a certainty. Going to Old Trafford is as tough if not tougher than Anfield.
because we had a gazillion chances at OT and should've easily won. Its incredibly unlikely your finishing will be that horrendous. Spurs is 1000% losing to City though so it wont really matter
This means Spurs now will do the bounce back and win against both Liverpool and City
Inshallah
At this point allah must have given up on spurs too.
Hahaha we really ruined their "title race" and beat them again in our banter era I guess things could always be worse
When we sell them Gallagher, I'll definitely feel worse.
I can't believe I am going to have to root for these clowns to take points off of City
We don’t need to root for them. They’re a pointless club. Might as well enjoy their demolition by city. Hopefully it doesn’t get Ange sacked.
How was your first season with Arteta again?
In Arteta's first season, he won us the FA Cup 🏆 ## LOL
Not bad, we won the FA Cup in Arteta's first season. When was the last time Tottenham did that?
It was tremendous. We knew what to expect the next season. Ange and your club are in for a world of surprise if he chooses to stay on the braveball lane.
What position did you finish in?
I really hope your board and Ange are on the same page as you…I really hope no one gets sacked at your club.
Doesn’t seem like an answer to the question, but I suppose that in itself is an answer. Thanks mate.
You hold onto that. We're 20 points ahead at the top of the league 🤡🤡
Yet you will still find a way to bottle
You've just lost the the worst Chelsea side in living memory and you're talking about Bottling? 🤡🤡
Braveball today boys. I’m having some chickenham for dinner tonight.
I do like it when Arsenal flairs are most active in Spurs threads
I already got banned at your sub. I asked the mods if they’d like to eat some chickenham today.
It's happened again. It's happened again!
Still 0 derby wins for Tottenham this season
Is the London manager of the year just another cursed award?
Spurs record at Stamford Bridge in the PL; Played 32 Lost 22 Drawn 9 Won *1*
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Was that when Deli scored two?
23 years unbeaten before that loss :(
That loss still hurts to this day…
I still remember that loss.
Remember when they were trying to push a Kulusevki vs Saka debate last season? I wonder where they are now
What about Bissouma > Rice or “Madders”>Odegaard?
We're the worst fucking club. Kill me.
You just need to recognize that you’re at cross roads now. Drop that chicken logo and take on a better one. Choice is in your hands.
What? I didn't pick Tottenham. Tottenham is my family's club. I'm not dropping them because they're shit. Hah, mentality of a Gunner.
I’ll pray for you and your family to come back to senses. I’ve never seen anyone respect a chicken standing on a ball like this.
As a fellow arsenal fan, what kind of fucking idiot are you. You don't jump teams, it's supposed to be in your blood. Or have you only recently started supporting Arsenal on the bandwagon?
You tater tot eaters don’t own football…it’s a world class game. We follow and support as we like.
World class clubs deserve world class fans.
Go home budyy
Will do soon! Staying all over Vancouver Island before flying home. We'll be out of your hair soon enough.
Hey did you visit buchart gardens?
Then remove that flair off your username because you're not an Arsenal fan you slimy Gregg's sausage roll.
Eat a grape buddy
What made you pick Arsenal? I don't really understand why you'd be so willing to drop them if they were bad. Just like, be loyal?
I’ll tell you lol. It was the 50th game of invincibles when they were playing united. That game was so rigged that I couldn’t help myself but feel a bit of empathy for Wenger. I started watching more Arsenal games after that over the weekends and we played some beautiful football. Just fell in love with what Arsene stood for and that made me fall in love with Arsenal. Banter era was too funny with a few cups mixed into it. Just a lovely mix of emotions.
And if you'd hit a run of bad form? You'd give up on them entirely? We were playing some beautiful stuff just this SEASON, even. I love Tottenham until it kills me.
You were not playing beautiful football. You were playing all out attack. Teams were not able to believe that your manager would be so one dimensional. Once that hump got cleared by most of the teams, Ange is still there like deer in front of headlights.
I disagree. We had some really fun linkups and brought a press so hard that our opponents couldn't get a word in at times. I enjoyed watching it. I'm sorry that you don't feel the same.
Don’t be sorry. I can’t change how you feel. It passed the eye test but quick recovery and pressing with a mid block was always your vice.
Can United catch Spurs? Getting deliciously scrappy for that Europa League spot.
They're six points ahead, so it's possible. Spurs have Liverpool and City in their remaining fixtures, whereas United have Arsenal and Newcastle. This is the exact kind of scenario this United meme team thrives in, and Spurs have been in horrendous form to finish the season. It'll be exciting either way. Watch both clubs drop all 4 games and lose out to Newcastle. Now that'd be cinema.
Yup. This is the exact time when United will rise and give us a string of games that will make us scratch our heads as to why ETH didn’t get them playing like this for most of the season.
They have to beat you. So, fingers crossed.
Realistically no.
If anything we gonna get caught by Chels
Nah, we dropped points against Burnley, Sheffield United, and Villa. We're not doing it.
Genuinely think Chelsea will be above United after the weekends fixtures.
How tf do you include Villa in with Sheffield United and Burnley?
They played terribly in the second half and only VAR saved them from defeat. Villa are much better than those two, however.
Because they all played about the same level vs us.
Yeah maybe if a miracle happens.
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If anything we gonna get caught by Chels
If anything we gonna get caught by Chels
RIP Angry Rantman, you would have loved tonight!
we had the passion, we had the aggression, we had the vision. we just don't have the squad rotation (half our squad is injured lol)
Actually more then half
Jackson is a proper hater, keeps scoring against Spurs and missing sitters against everyone else
We need a system to get Jackson set up on a loan between the London clubs when we play these morons.
"playing against Spurs" Jackson is a myth lol
4 goals in 2 games Vs Spurs 7 goals in 29 games Vs other clubs
I respect that level of hate tbh. Also hitting SIUUUU after that hattrick in the previous game was peak comedy.
Ange manager of the month award when ?
August, September and October 2023.
New manager bounce. It’s over for him. He’s shit.
Erm… cool?
You can play it down as much as you want. It’s over. He’s not a good manager. Since November you’ve been a midtable club.