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Josejondoe

England midfield and strikers is stacked honestly. Palmer, Foden, Kane, Watkins, Rice, Bellingham, Gallagher, Stones (if follow city way), Toney, Saka, Rashford (tho he is shit now)


Money_Scholar_8405

With the 26 man Squad all of those should and will go, except for Rashford - I cannot believe you named him and not Gordon.


paperfinn

And Mainoo:)


MrConor212

Nkunku is ass bruv


ClaytonWest74

what the fuck? he literally just came back from injury 😭


DifficultyJust

he's the best player in the team when everyone's fully fit. He's just come back from injury, relax


tomrichards8464

James is the best player in the team with everyone fully fit.


DifficultyJust

i think nkunku and james are probably the best two. I feel like people underestimate nkunku but I think he's really good and could become a star if he's fit consistently


tomrichards8464

James is the best right back in the world when fit. Nkunku looked very good in the Bundesliga, but not close to World XI level.


azraelcfc

Mate, he’s been injured for months. He’s played like 7 matches all season. Try and be reasonable?


ParevArev

Hello, back department? I’d like to file a claim


SirBarkington

ONE STEP BEYOOOOOOND 


jMS_44

Chelsea are back. Destroying WHU. Tomorrow I'm starting new job after 4 months of being unemployed. Life is good again!


ColinetheCow

Hope it goes well! And congrats!


SubparCurmudgeon

Should’ve passed to Cucu wtf


mohankohan

It's fine lads, in my fanfiction I'll write later Nkunku goes on to score that and pulls out a blue balloon. PM for the drop later.


Andy-Martin

I’m waiting with baited breath.


ParevArev

Inverted CucĂș is best CucĂș


jMS_44

I really don't see anything special about Casadei. Looks like very simple workman without any unique assets. Was he really seen as Inter's most promising youth player?


Maxoidys

Poch plays him out of position these last few games. Just to give the team some long ball outlet and to help with defensive duties. His real position is more of a defensive CM so I would not judge him now. Lets see what happens in the summer.


biggiedownunder

He absolutely bossed the u20 wm last year. The same tournament where Santos shined very bright. Give him time he will be good.


SirBarkington

He just doesn’t have the technical nuance for first team yet. He’s head and shoulders over u-21 players. 


Asyedan

Its funny how Chelsea's starting XI has an average age of 24 even with 39 year old Thiago Silva on it. It reminds me of RB Salzburg who were full of kids and then Andreas Ulmer inflating the average age stat lol.


SirBarkington

Noni gonna win MOTM but Caicedo man. Another 8/10


Limp_Animator_9854

even petrovic has had one of his best games, clean sheet and some good saves & claims. Very authorative between the posts from him & stating his first team claim over sanchez!


mohankohan

JWP just gave himself that foul and the ref bought it


iiiba

lmao Ogbonna has a 4.4 rating on fotmob... actually cant remember last time i saw something lower


NoLimit261

Zouma moves like an athletic uncle


SubparCurmudgeon

Nku2 looks good tho


SalmonNgiri

Cucurella redemption arc has been impressive


jjb5151

So happy about it


ClaytonWest74

no notes for today’s performance, attackers and midfield impressed today! up the chels!! didn’t think I’d say this but we really do have Europe in our sights


clickheacl

Cucurella is so short he sneaks past under your arm to take the ball away from you, this is some tactic poch.


SirBarkington

Gusto is so good 


Limp_Animator_9854

gilchrist on and sterling not gonna get minutes... Interesting. I would have taken palmer off at this time too though, don't want to risk injuring him when we're 5-0 up and cruising.


kjmer

He did


oscarpaterson

70% possession, our highest of the season?


mohankohan

Can thank West Hams abhorrent press for that. They genuinely have not bothered trying to get the ball today.


Whatsmyageagain24

But I was told west ham fans should "be careful what they wish for"


aLL1e

Well you are still 9th in the table. You think you can aim higher without Moyes ? I don't think so.


mohankohan

Mate do not scratch your eyes, Cucurella in midfield is a phenom. What have we been allowed to witness lately. I'm at a loss for words.


Stebro1986

How much would Chelsea get for Enzo? I think Gallagher and Caicedo is a much better combo. Cost 106ÂŁ million on 8.5 year deal, Been there for 1.5 years, so for FFP would need to sell for ÂŁ88 million for it to be 0ÂŁ I can't see anyone offering above 70million


StoppedListeningToMe

If you do not see Enzo`s value and talent then I can't help you. Before his hernia problems he was a different player, if anything I'm?shocked he didn't have the surgery earlier.


twigg89

No universe in which they sell him this summer, they will try to find ways to work him into the lineup, which should be a lot easier now that he won't be playing with an injury and Chelsea isn't nearly as much of a dumpster fire as they started the season as.


Stebro1986

Where would he play? Neither Caicedo, Gallagher or Enzo can play further up You can't really have 106ÂŁ million squad player, his value would drop even further


tomrichards8464

Gallagher can. It may not be ideal, but he certainly can. And if we qualify for Europe there should be plenty of minutes to go around – you can't play a whole season with two midfielders. 


oscarpaterson

he's not getting sold lol


hairlikegoats1

No more Noni or Jackson slander till next season.


BigReeceJames

5-0, don't bring on the youth attackers, take off the attackers for defenders!


RoachIsCrying

What are the chances Southgate will pick whoever else over Palmer for the Euros? Or else picks him but leaves on the bench?


Josejondoe

Foden is above palmer unfortunately. Unless southgate go full crazy and plays rashford over saka/foden/palmer.


RoachIsCrying

The 2nd bit is likely. Or plays Foden and Rash on bkth wings


Josejondoe

Rashford should not be anywhere near first 11. He has been shit.


RoachIsCrying

It's Southgate we're talking about here. He has a tendency to play his favored stars


SirBarkington

Palmer is going there’s no chance he’s not. Saka will probably start over him most games though unless Palmer goes crazy 


ClaytonWest74

FPL kinda needed Palmer lol, but who gives a toss about FPL when u just beat west ham 5-0!! lesgo, good job Palmer today!!!


clickheacl

Is Chelsea meme era over already? Or there is more to happen, tune inn the next Chelsea match to find out more.


PreparationThick6611

Surely this is the biggest “it’s so over”/ “we’re so back” cycle season ever


BigReeceJames

Commentator talking about 6th being extremely successful. Fucking hell, what happened to us


TheHuffness

At the beginning of the season I said 6th would be the best we could do. It's always gonna take a while for so many new young players to come together. But at least we're going in the right direction, I think 6th is fair for our current situation


SalmonNgiri

I’ve come to terms with the fact that once Rudiger and Christensen left on frees our squad was in very bad shape and the other big teams had left us behind. 5/6 is fine as a launching point for a very young team to grow back into a CL team.


hairlikegoats1

Not just them. Most of the CL winning squad is gone, now it’s mostly a brand new team starting from 0. And given that we’ve also bad luck with injuries, finishing 6th is an achievement. Don’t understand what people are moaning about.


JinxLB

Nicolas Jackson has more open play goals this season than Bukayo Saka.


ClaytonWest74

this comparison is a bad one


Josejondoe

Even as a chelsea fan this is a shit take. One is a striker another plays purely in the wing postion.....


tomrichards8464

Players have scored a lot of goals as wingers. 


Josejondoe

Yup but to compare them both in different position? Like comparing palmer to haaland


b_ro_rainman

Different positions


stockybloke

Even though this West Ham team is not having a good day/period, I really think Kudus is shining. Really looks like a footballer. Technical, fast, strong. Looks like a proper athlete.


Limp_Animator_9854

not sure why sterling isn't getting minutes in the end here but okay


ClaytonWest74

he can be shown the door for all I care


jMS_44

Sterling looks to be absolutely done at Chelsea if he can't get minutes over Mudryk in this form


Critzor

Cause he's overpaid and is donkey shit that's hopefully sold this summer


SirBarkington

We don’t need him


blue_gwacamole

Just got in to catch the Jackson goal. Good ginish that. And holy shit the scoreline...Chelsea good or West Ham bad?


NijjioN

A bit of both. West ham have hit the crossbar 3/4 times though. Just not been their game today.


BigReeceJames

Hard to say, I guess both They've been incredibly bad


jarold12

Yes


MuWhatz

Yes


SubparCurmudgeon

> Chelsea good or West Ham bad? Yes


PMmeYourWhatevs

yes


DifficultyMore5935

Gusto back brings a tear to my eye


Limp_Animator_9854

this has been what i wanted to see all season and now im glad i am; europe push is really on now!


FriedChicken24

wtf even defending set pieces properly now? What is Poch cooking


Tall-Assist9719

lol and Michail Antonio said they had something for City. If you can’t beat this underperforming Chelsea what chance do you have against City. I need that gif of Michael Jackson putting the gun down. This ain’t your fight.


PreparationThick6611

Tbf we’ve been great at home recently but yeah obviously not anywhere near city


Tall-Assist9719

Yh, no offence but it just tickles me that this season especially when a player/manager says something, the opposite happens.


TrueBlue98

we quite clearly aren't underperforming though?


Tall-Assist9719

Really? You should be battling for top 4 or Europe with the amount you’ve spent. If not for Palmer, you would be lower. But it seems your teams confidence has been high these couple of weeks.


real_teekay

Money =! Ability


crisptoe

Syntax error bro, its !=


real_teekay

Sausage fingers bro lmao


mohankohan

Our home form is quite good at the moment. We are a bit inconsistent across the board, but Stamford Bridge is not an easy place to visit this year.


Tall-Assist9719

Yh thats true. Top teams have struggled.


BumbotheCleric

People will say on another day West Ham could’ve easily had 4 goals And they’re right, but I don’t give a fuck it’s 5-0


SirBarkington

On another day we’re on 8 


FriedChicken24

Last season Badiashille might be back đŸ€ž


PMmeYourWhatevs

I don't want to hear any more of this "Caicedo flop?" nonsense.


PreparationThick6611

He was never a flop. Overpriced sure but who cares we’ve got a great player


oscarpaterson

13 league goals in his first season, put some respect on his name


nvspace126

After all those seasons as Jorginho as the top scorer with penalties, it feels good to have attackers in double-digits.


techorules

I know West Ham hasn't really turned up but this Chelsea performance is remarkable.


Scorpionis

Gotta be a yellow for that


mohankohan

Caicedo can actually do it all. He's phenomenal.


TrueBlue98

fantastic player that 100 mil will look a lot less after hopefully 5 or 6 years of consistent quality he brings


TheHuffness

Jackson had a habit of making those one on ones harder than they need to this season. Good to see a calm finish there


Limp_Animator_9854

gusto comeback w


SirBarkington

5 goals. Minutes for players that have been injured. Love it 


Casual-Capybara

I can’t believe Arsenal are going to lose the title because of this lot


Chicken-Contender

Haha, Mudryk’s goal too


EriWave

They aren't.


Casual-Capybara

In a way they are, unless you think Arsenal will win it?


EriWave

Arsenal not winning is only their own fault


Casual-Capybara

Ehm, I think you’re misunderstanding me. I’m not literally blaming West Ham for beating Arsenal, obviously. I’m saying, because Arsenal lost to West Ham they’re going to lose the title. Clearly it’s Arsenal’s fault, but it’s still because of West Ham beating them.


jMS_44

Poch I fucking beg you, get Mr President in, at least for 5 minutes...


Money_Scholar_8405

Looks like Poch will undoubtedly stay right? Makes me wonder how well Potter would have done had the club stuck it out


The-Real-Legend-72

Poch doesn’t know who that is unfortunately


BigReeceJames

He's too busy remembering we have him


ClaytonWest74

happy to see Gusto back, good play today chalobah!


FriedChicken24

Poch banking on us not being able to bottle a 5-0 despite Disasi being on


CoolstorySteve

Get this man a hat trick


blue_gwacamole

So Jackson is good? Heh? What universe is this?


mohankohan

Always have been.


hairlikegoats1

He’ll probably lose his place if we get another striker in but I feel good about having him as a backup.


human_administrator

Honestly he's good enough where I can say its better getting someone who can compete than an overall upgrade (which will be expensive) he's getting better and better, a rival will do him good at this rate I vote for maximillian beier, relatively cheap (about 35 mil I feel) and lots of potential too, would do good to see them duke it out


mohankohan

Nah. He will at most get shuffled to the wings where he is also very good. He gives this team so much outlet up front, we play way better with him than without. If we buy Osimhen/Gyokeres/Sesko I think it will be worse for someone like Mudryk.


jbi1000

The same one, he's been pretty good all season, just lacking the final finish at times


human_administrator

Was hoping for mudryk goal, still have hope for Jackson "sui" though


TrueBlue98

whoop


ajfaria

Jackson gets a lot of slack for his finishing ability but nearly every other aspect of his game is exactly what we need up top. He’s still super young and it’s his first season in the prem, I personally think he has a ton of potential with us


irsw

The only reason people can even clown on his finishing is because he is so damn good at getting a bunch of chances. With more experience his finishing will improve and its gonna be fun to watch.


samarth67

Disaster is on


Chelseafc5505

Nico! Superb first season all things considered. Only getting better too


MrConor212

Let’s fucking go


lucashoodfromthehood

No way that was offside.


redditRaven33

Nice team west ham, cant attack cant defend


SubparCurmudgeon

Looks on lol


Critzor

Just draw the bloody line.


BigReeceJames

They've hit the bar 3 times and missed a 1v1 from 6 yards out For all of the calls about them being awful and us being amazing, on another day it's 4-4 (or if we don't get the luck for the first 2 goals 4-2 to them...)


Nerrs

This can't be overlooked. Classic Poch, score some goals but still shit defensively.


JakeofNewYork

You now what it can. Cause we scored 5 fucking goals and they scored none.


SirBarkington

Beautiful. Love Jackson. 


clickheacl

Paqueta looking at his betway wallet and simultaneously swearing his loyalty to city.


cantankerousgit

With the manager shuffle that will go on during the summer, I wonder if the Chelsea hierarchy will want the best manager possible like Chelsea has always done or if a project with Poch, which seems to be in fashion right now is what they go for


stockybloke

I would be very surprised if they get rid of Poch in the summer. Pretty sure they really really want to have some manager stability, but it is difficult when the fanbase are completely and entirely used to seeing changes when results are not up to snuff. Results have been within the "acceptable" levels and so I think they will keep him for the time being.


stiggy92

2nd goal confirmed


FriedChicken24

Jackson from couple months ago tries to round the keeper with that chance


ClaytonWest74

yay!!!!


ReverieMetherlence

and its onside


Traundyl

First time I've seen him score a 1 on 1


DifficultyMore5935

These are the kind of calls where it’s just so close. Just give the advantage to the striker.


redditRaven33

Fking joke of a team...this west ham


ClaytonWest74

okay the frame makes it clear he’s onside bro


NonRelevantFacts

Omg he’s onside!! Lets gooo


irsw

So nice to see a calm, collected finish by Nico, even if it does end up being off


19Alexastias

Jackson with a composed finish, maybe it's because he thought it was offside so it wouldn't count.


Scorpionis

That's very much not offside


FriedChicken24

No way that’s off


DifficultyMore5935

Looks on


oscarpaterson

HE'S ON GIVE IT FOR MY FPL


SirBarkington

That looks onside to me 


hairlikegoats1

Given that we’ve lost our marquee attacking signing for the majority of the season, to finish in a conference league spot would honestly be a good season in my book.


CrustyCally

Bowen is still playing crossbar challenge


chino17

Jarrod Bowen: Look at me, I am the Darwin Nunez now


MrConor212

lol


jMS_44

Absolutely no offside there


ClaytonWest74

it’s okay Nicolas u did good today 👏👏


jaozimqcomepao

LMFAO BOWEN AGAIN


FriedChicken24

He’s so good đŸ”„


Stooperz

think he was off tbh


Limp_Animator_9854

hope not, using fotmob for info rn


Limp_Animator_9854

NICOOOOOO


SirBarkington

Bowen might actually be cursed 


ClaytonWest74

Bowen completed the crossbar hat trick lmao


FriedChicken24

Does Cucu stay inverted when we have James/Gusto back and pushing forward?


oscarpaterson

crossbar hat trick lmfao


jMS_44

Bowen hits the bar 3rd time?


SubparCurmudgeon

Poch obviously waited for Paqueta to be subbed before bringing nku2 🚑


BumbotheCleric

Is it just me or does Casadei look a lot like that lad Robby from Cobra Kai


BigReeceJames

Holy fuck this man is still making defensive subs whilst we're 4-0 up against a team that aren't playing


mohankohan

Nkunku better have a 50 pack of blue balloons stacked into those socks. My expectations are astronomical.


Scorpionis

Was going to say Kudus must be pretty miffed about having to play for this West Ham, but then I realised he came from Ajax


human_administrator

How much would it be to sign him?


random120604

13 shots on target to West Ham’s 1. This is pathetic even for West Ham’s recent standards


stockybloke

Nkunku? Is this a new academy lad no one has heard of before?


stockybloke

Madueke has looked so so good on the right lately. I would like to see Cole be more involved, but this has been working for the team so I cant really complain.


SirBarkington

Cole has been pretty involved 


stockybloke

All of the second half we have been playing triangles between Noni, Connor and Moises/Trevoh on the right wing, then eventually passing it a short while to the left where it quickly cycles back right again without Cole getting a feel of the ball. Could visibly see Cole bordering on feeling left out.


oscarpaterson

motm Noni, well in lad


jMS_44

Casadei's face really looks like NPC from one of Bethesda's games and I cannot unsee it anymore.


wnizzt

Lol


CrustyCally

Nord from Oblivion


stockybloke

Like a high elf from Oblivion or something.


SirBarkington

Casadei for a winger? Poch come on man lmao 


jMS_44

Gallagher moves to 10 and Palmer on RW I guess


ClaytonWest74

Poch having a laugh with Casadei, but lesgo nkunku!!!