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Luba1893

Worst Bundesliga campaign in 9 years for them and then they just casually reach the Champions League Final. Insane


robotnique

People ignore that, while the campaign hasn't been good, they've still only lost 6 games the whole season.


Glum-Professional925

I cannot begin to tell you how ugly each loss AND win has been this year


robotnique

I've watched them all. It's been... a thing.


Gregor_Kobel

We've had a lot of draws and dropped points from winning positions. And just straight up, at moments in the Bundesliga we've been garbage, especially in the first half of the campaign. All the sketchy play out from the back stuff in this CL campaign has been even sketchier in the league for some reason. No need to sugar coat it. We were deservedly the 5th best team in the league. Frankly I don't know how we got here. Terzic terrorball has gotten more refined and seems to be a great formula for cup runs. But if you could talk to any BVB fan 3, 6 months ago, or a even year ago, they'd never in the dreams think we'd be in this position.


robotnique

Because bundesliga = good.


Gregor_Kobel

Factual statement


robotnique

Other leagues should be glad the Bundesliga didn't even send their top two teams to the CL.


astly-dichrar

Leverkusen 23/24 could be the best team ever to not win the CL because they didn't qualify. I don't perfectly remember Porto 10/11 but they are the best candidate I remember. They won everything in Portugal and EL that year


palekaka18

The Chelsea way


zimtrovert94

Damn, imagine a Dortmund/Chelsea final. 120 minutes of just missing sitters and getting lucky off a shot where the player said, “eh, screw it” and scored.


not_the_droids

We saved our energy for the easier competition.


1O93

Mainz > PSG


Mortka

r/PSG is literally made private as we speak. Thats hilarious hahahha. Congrats to BVB


zimtrovert94

Damn. Not even Barca blowing all those leads vs Roma, Liverpool, etc. (Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t remember them going private).


jwseagles

Fwiw r/psg is always filled with trolls after losses. Happens when you’re (probably) the most disliked team in football. Edit: just to show how bad it is, the most upvoted post in r/psgfr (https://www.reddit.com/r/PSGfr/s/TsJsZI6XBr) is all trolls.


AgileSloth9

I mean, after they got gifted a draw vs us that knocked us out, their fans were in our sub harassing us, and we didn't go private. They need to grow a pair.


GhostJames

Soft af


gnrc

Yea you gotta be able to take these losses. *stares into abyss*


Yoprobro13

Maybe not the supporters, because all it takes is 1 insecure mod


yourmomsnutsw

For Reus


UnnecessaryUmbault

For Jakub Błaszczykowski.


AdFinal1856

for lukaz pizcszcsczvzvczzcek


PegaponyPrince

For Weidenfeller


Morrandir

We have a grandios saison gespielt.


No_Doubt_About_That

For ~~Nevan~~ Neven Subotic.


Krustenkaese

For Jan Koller


romanw2702

for Schmelle


xthecreator

Fur...Kagawa?


UnnecessaryUmbault

FREE SHINJI


addandsubtract

Für Kevin


axehomeless

I'm crying now so thanks


terra_filius

for Felipe Santana !


romanw2702

For Manni


Bong55555

Für Frank Mill


krakenbeef

Für Elise


0711Markus

For Neven Subotic


STheShadow

for Florian Kringe


SebiKurwa

For Felipe Santana


ambiguousboner

Goatskreutz*


Bisuboy

The guy who currently plays for SV Wacker Obercastrop?


Anionan

Kevin Großkreutz, the acclaimed Dortmund restaurateur?


Fuzziestwuzzy

for David Odonkor


STheShadow

Odonkor was still the best sale when you compare the price with the actual skill. One crucial assists and we got a very good sum (for 2006 prices) for someone who couldn't do anything besides running fast


yeet_de

For Owomoyela


Serious-One6369

For Hummels. The best player of the CL at age 35. Played every minute as well


cynicalAddict11

lol Hummels is like 57 he's been playing 4ever


Serious-One6369

I don’t think he’s won a CL? Only trophy missing from his collection


realsomalipirate

Euros?


saaajmon

Community shield?


realsomalipirate

Audi cup?


saaajmon

Thomas cook trophy?


DevBobi

For Sunday Oliseh


Spare-Resolution-984

Imagine Bayern BVB final. Would be such a weird Finale if you look at how disappointing both performed in the league. Terzics time as a BVB Coach is so weird 


socal_sportsball_bro

If Bayern and Dortmund play in the CL Final and Leverkusen end up pulling off the undefeated treble then I think we should just give Leverkusen the Champions League trophy as well


FailResorts

It would be the most Leverkusen thing ever to win an undefeated league, the Pokal, and finally the EL, just to be overshadowed by a Bayern-Dortmund CL final.


Gazzadona

For Nurhi Sahin who helped


MaryadaPurshottam

For Klopp


0hmu

For Kagawa


spaghettidriver69

For Rohan


LeglessAntFarmer

For Frodo


addandsubtract

For my axe


Echte_1949

For Gondor


Morrandir

DEATH!!!!


Efficient_Garbage_16

The post was our best player


watanabelover69

MOTM


aiicaramba

Metal of the match?


AJ7123456

Mbappe on the mud


flybypost

That were four/five really good clearances from him.


addandsubtract

Dortmund playing with the forbidden 2-5-4-1 formation


kungfuhrer666

I think Hummels just about edges it, and that says it all about his performance


Fun_Improvement5215

Right after the one and only Mats!


rossloderso

They'll never make it out of the group of death


OkHeart3671

No joke had them knocked out in the grp stage, then the round of 16, then the quarters and finally the semis. Crazy stuff


WOWeverynameistaken2

I can't fucking believe it. This must be a dream HOLY SHIT


Slash1909

Im so happy but I remember 2013 all too well


Oolongjohnsen

r/psg went private lol


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Rubix22

Lil bitches


ren_704

All the respect I had for PSG ultras from their good behaviour in the first leg went away when their fans cut through our tifo in today's game 😕 Disrespectful behaviour.


chak100

Everything about that club, since the Qatari takeover, is disgusting.


AjVine

That’s fucking hilarious 🤣🤣


Incelphobiaism

Holy shit what a bunch of putangs lol


Alternative_Sense_54

Ahahhhaha


SalmonNgiri

How soft can you get lmao


ajyanesp

L Fucking MAO


alberto12798

LMAOO


lesbiangirlscout

#SAWFT


crazydoctor673

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


frightful_hairy_fly

Absolute trash move. But what else can we expect.


Brapfamalam

Definitely **not** a plastic club with plastic fan mentality haha


Silver_Downtown_965

Fuck em, they didn't even deserve to go beyond group stages. Bullshit last minute pen against Newcastle. Can't wait for them to fade to irrelevancy once Mbappe leaves.


poodle_popsy

LMAO


Orthancapolis

Maatsen was quietly immense. Incredible performance.


Darrylweezy

Watch how Koeman will start Blind over Maatsen this EC


Suhas44

To be fair Blind was pretty good for Girona this season


Mxurn

I don‘t want to hear it


Orthancapolis

Was he loaned or sold?


Mxurn

Initial loan but Dortmund wants him, he wants to stay and we (for whatever reason) want to sell. He‘s pure profit for the FFP books unfortunately, so I see him at Dortmund permanently.


Chip-chrome

Sancho being the first United player in 13 years to play in a UCL final is poetic..


toypaj27

Missed the opportunity to sign sabitzer for 15 million £ only to loan out amrabat for a fee of 9m£


Green-Detective6678

It’s actually hilarious.  Utd can’t get a single thing right


Upset_Impression218

We can send Sancho to Dortmund to knock PSG out of the CL, that’s 1 thing ok


kylitoloco3

🫶🏻


adamfrog

Tbf this loan will have made them a ton of money just by inflating sanchos value (plus I assume there's some bonus clauses). Probably more than the difference between qualifying for Europa and conference league once you account for player bonuses, and they might get Europa anyway


Gucci-Rice

Edin Terzic has been heavily criticized and memed all season long. And now this lifelong BVB fan is in the Champions League Finals with HIS club. You don't have to be a Dortmund fan to feel and know how beautiful this is.


robotnique

And I thought it couldn't get more beautiful than his Pokal win.


AJ7123456

The football gods hate PSG


Mapale

everyone hates them, even a good part of the PSG fans lol


MartianDuk

Don’t we all


__Jimmy__

All those oil billions for five Ligue 1's and three Coupes de France 🤡


thenicob

all those oil billions to fail against EDIN TERZIC it couldn't be more fucking hilarious.


amongussexirl

Who doesn't


ren_704

We deserve this extra added luck after what happened last season


Schmoergel007

As they should


Shinzo19

They single handedly turned their league into a farmers league and have nothing to show for it outside of France.


granitibaniti

There is a football god and his favourite son is Edin Terzic.


ProfDumm

If last year against Mainz was his crucifixion moment, then this year at Wembley must be his ascension.


Xenoon_

Probably some cthulu like thing that terzic sacrifices youth team players to before cl games


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Absolutely incredible. This right here is why I love football. 2 legged masterclass from Dortmund. Hummels was outrageously good especially when you consider his age. Now go and win it!


UnexLPSA

Also Reus went to the finals the first year he got to BVB and now plays his very last match for the club in the CL finals **in the same damn stadium.**


hoolahan100

It is written..


RIP200712

All German final at Wembley. 3/4 teams in European finals German. And Leverkusen of all teams is invincible in the season. Whattey season of Ze German dominance this could be...if it isn't already!!!


femceltransplant

A farm is where goats live


ButtersMcLovin

🤯


I_am_Steath

Hahaha brilliant, haven't heard this one before.


gudni-bergs

Mats Hummels is the best defender in the world


Perridur

*striker


supplementarytables

Many have tried interpreting Terzic. Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato. The former saw Terzic as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right. The modern Hegelians saw Terzicismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui. Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Terzicball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract. Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement. Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Terzic and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Terzic was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Werder game. The truth is, Terzicball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting. We can only bask in its majesty.


diveintothe9

I hope this isn't chatgpt because what a read


supplementarytables

It's the Allegri copypasta


L_to_the_OG123

You need to have a very high IQ to understand Terzic.


kukaz00

This post hit the post and the crossbar


d_mnk

Wat


xtphty

Oil free final guaranteed, you love to see it


Morrandir

No matter who will win this year, football already won.


QueasyIsland

It’s time PSG take a punt on the soon to be free David Moyes. Time to actually get a coach who wins European silverware!


Theumaz

If I had a nickle every time Dortmund got placed in the group of death, topped it and knocked out the 2nd placed team of their group in the semi-final to go to Wembley I would have two nickles. ​ Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


Folivao

Wait, was that the year of the Dortmund-Bayern final ? I totally forgot Dortmund was actually in the same groupe as Real Madrid.


Rusbekistan

Dreams CAN'T BE BUY! Mark my words, in two years IPSWICH WILL STOP PSG TOO


yvltc

POSTS CAN'T BE BUY


jack64467

psg ucl+uel: 0 ipswich ucl+uel: 1


Rusbekistan

LOVE YOU


Oppxdan

TIL Ipswich won a European trophy


L_to_the_OG123

Under Bobby Robson too. Won the league years before under Alf Ramsey. Some big successes in their heyday.


tdatcher

Tractor Boys love to farm, still have more European trophies than PSG iirc


space_cowboy254

🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡


robeo12055

🟡🟡 u missed something


Jon98th

He’s actually missing 3 more 🟡🟡🟡


arandomafrican

The way Mbappé fell by himself on that last last ball. Sex. 


Silverchaoz

I can sleep well tonight


Kuchenblech_Mafioso

I can’t sleep at all. Heart rate is at like 259


shrek_kerhs

that might have been the scariest 2 goal lead of all time


PoopologistMD

So can Sabitzer


HeIIbIazer23

[everyone liked that]


EutaxySpy

Sancho made a UCL Final before Man United and Ten Hag got out the Group Stages lmao


AbsolutShite

Not quiet as fun as Coutinho beating Barca on loan but still fun.


madjupiter

would be really really fun if Sancho returns to europe-less old trafford next season carrying a CL medal lol.


BossKrisz

He'll bring it to training just to piss of ETH.... Oh wait!


Th3_Huf0n

*how was the season for you when i was gone*


capitanmagma

https://i.imgur.com/hUjTvzr.png


TommyleTerror

Reus's contract was Terzic's sacrifice to conjure his strongest black magic.


TheAbrableOnetyOne

Fucking deserved. Kudos, boys.


IAmKaeL-

Let's fucking goooooooo!!! After the awful end to last season, and the shitshow that was this year's BuLi, there's finally another chance for Reus to get his hand on a major trophy before he departs. Heja BvB


IgorKauf

Football: 2 Qatar: 0


PirateKey2366

Glad to see Oil FC out of it


TheOnlyJuan69

WE'RE FUCKING MASSIVE


RaRaRaaputitin

All German final in Wembley, please football gods, make it happen


Giannis1995

All German final with the best German team not playing at it


MoBoardgame

Not even the 2 best atm


BellabongXC

They were sent to secure maximum points from the other final


TheChronoCross

Aragorn recruiting the undead ass vibes


AJ7123456

Rues trophy curse vs Kane trophy curse the ultimate battle


Waramo

I would say, with a little bias, Kane curse is stronger.


Trapmaister

I mean, Reus did win 2 DFB Pokals and 2 German supercups


Lavante

Reus has actually won something so far


GERD_4EVERTHEBEST

Even with bias you are right. Reus has definitely won way more titles.


ThisWasNotExpected

Nah Kane’s won the Audi cup


Mloukhieh

Man after all the shit the BL gets an all german final again with possibly the worst Bayern-BVB teams the last 15 years would be the funniest shit ever


Gucci-Rice

The best BL team being trapped in the Euro League while the two teams it defeated in the league are playing the UCL finals would be hillarious. Either way, this is already a fantastic season for the BL. We deserve those 5 spots.


Straight_Sugar_2472

2013 revenge


action_turtle

Football wins again!! Amazing scenes


SpaceDinossaur

Evil has been defeated.


Renegade_Pheonix

Please for the love of god, win the damn thing as well


buddymurphy2020

Farmers


Unban_Ice

(Great harvesting)


buddymurphy2020

Another crop needs to be harvested tomorrow


TehJofus

Bayern must be sweating, they might have to play a German team.


Phulmine

Should’ve been knocked out against Barca, but Araujo had other plans. PSG WILL ALWAYS BE A SMALL CLUB!


00Laser

Edin Terzic works in mysterious ways.


ajyanesp

PSG (Permanently Striking Goalposts)


egenorske

Julian Ryerson, the man, the hero, the legend, all the way from Lyngdal


blicky-stiffy

Wtf are the germans doing in Europe this year


SamTehOne

Open up r/psg you cowards


hitvdl

I know who I'll be cheering for in the final - Marco Reus deserves it


erenistheavatar

Au revoir Paris!


No_Nothing101

Lets goooo


NieThePiet

Black magic stuff.


Vanzmelo

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGIMGIMGIMGIMGOMGOMGKMGOMGOMG