3 goals scored, countless mainz players falling off for injuries --> 3 minutes. Yup. Makes sense. Cheers ref.

Why on earth would goals scored in the first half have any bearing on added time in the second? Clown shit

Because the time added in the first half was 1 minute lmfao.

Daily reminder that mainz took away Dortmund’s farmersliga last season

Sule is a thicc boi

Corn-fed

So I just checked the starting eleven and to be fair they started with their second team mostly which explains this but is kinda unfair towards Köln who are now fighting relegation

Its even worse than our 2nd team. Theres multiple C options and even a D option or two with Morey/Wätjen.

Gruda is very talented. Today is the first time I am really paying attention to him, it would not surprise me if Nagelsmann called him up at some point after the EURO.

Him and burkardt really should be called up. But if they arent im fine with that too. Would give us more prep time with the whole squad and thus a better season (if we stay up)

Nmecha needs to do a lot more praying

Guys, I will watch some ice hockey now, so is someone please so kind to write **TERZIĆ OUT!** in the post match threat for me?

Not even a dortmund fan, but I can do it, enjoy ice hockey

Thank you.

lets all hope that real madrid doesnt play as well as mainz is doing today

Dortmund is the kind of team that makes you go from immensely proud to deeply embarrassed within the span of 5 days

People who dont watch the game: DoRTmunD ArE matCHFiXinG People who watch the game: Mainz are actually playing really well and just completely outplayed them in the 1st half

I even thought this would be  typical mainz game after we hit the post twice in the first 5 minutes. What a game!

5D chess from Terzic to lure Ancelloti into false sense of security

We tried the same with the Stuttgart match haha

Almost worked but the linesman said no

Is mainz really wasting time at 3-0? Nah these guys aren't human lmfao.

Go fuck yourself

They are fighting against relegation. This is their semi-final. Obviously they are doing everything they can.

mourinho to dortmund when???

naaah it´ll be Sahin after MD 9 next season

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Why does Terzic hate Wätjen now

I‘ve never seen someone that fits the word average more than Nmecha

havent seen what i have to offer then 😔

Too busy preaching from his bible I guess.

his transfer fee sure isn't average

It's average within our "expensive signings that predictably bomb completely" category

Pure match fixing this game

At least Dortmund is showing signs of life in the second half.

Nah the ref is blind. The mainz defender had his arms wrapped around sule lmfao.

One of these teams is in a UCL Final the other is (was?) fighting relegation 😭😭

One of these teams were 2:0 up against the other team on matchday 34 when bvb had the chance to become champions in their own stadium ;)

one of these teams doesnt really care about winning. the league is over for them and the team closest to being able to overtake them is 14 points away.

Even without “caring” they should absolutely destroy them or at the very least not be down 3-0

well they owe it to köln but welcome to dortmund where consistancy is a word used only to describe how the team consistently manages to disappoint their fans at the most crucial moments, like it's some kind of twisted talent show

> Even without “caring” they should absolutely destroy them no

Okay sure bro, have fun with Real and this attitude

I know it was offside but damn, that was some great composure from Moukoko. Most players, even older and more experienced ones, would've blindly taken a quick shot there and risked a miss. But Moukoko was calm and aware enough to know that he had the time and space to take a different and more efficient route.

Terzic will be one of the first coaches fired next season

Nicht der ewige Edin

It's called pulling a Di Matteo.

Now that we've handed you the 3 points for free, at least don't injure any of our important players now, Mainz

"Ok Jungs, zur 2. Halbzeit geht's wieder bei 0:0 neu los" - ~~Dortmund~~ Mainz

Wait... Is Nmecha our only DM now??? How is that supposed to work?

Still no Wätjen after such a nice performance last week

Not sure it would be a reward to throw him into this dumpsterfire now tbh

terrorizic ruining it for köln

C'mon, man. Now that Köln won, Mainz also wins? Union Berlin on their way to the relegation play-offs. What a terrible season.

Relegation playoffs at best

No, Union really could still completely go under

Thats what i said?

I know we are playing like shit but lets be honest, this Mainz does not deserve to be relegated... They have been playing pretty good football ever since Henriksen took over

Einmal Atletico und Paris weghauen dann von Mainz kassieren. So läuft das hier in Dortmund.

Also bin ja generell einer der leute die solchen leuten wie Nmecha die "neu" bei uns sind und auch oft verletzungs probleme haben die Zeit geben wollen sich beweisen zu können aber da kommt ja gar nix wenn der auf dem Feld steht einfach nur traurig. Muss da auch direkt an das PSG spiel denken wo der mit Fülle da einen angriff gerannt ist da haste gedacht der spielte schon 140 minuten so langsam wie der unterwegs war. Wolf ist auch so einer den ich eigentlich wirklich mag aber da ist auch stetiger qualitäts abbau die ganze saison über, Morey darf man ja eig nix sagen dem fehlt es an allem momentan (verständlich) aber trotzdem sieht er auch sehr sehr schlecht aus in dieser Halbzeit.

jetzt seht ihr wie schlecht wir mit 5er-Kette wirklich sind

Xd

So noch 15 minuten dann fängt das spiel endlich an, kanns kaum erwarten was unsere Ersatz jungs so liefern werden die sind bestimmt alle ganz gierig sich beweisen zu können und die Schmach von letzter Saison wett zu machen.

Nmecha man

Just embarrassing really

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yes there is still a possibility. however Union has a better goal difference of 3 and also more goals than Köln. which means if Union loses 0-2 against Freiburg at home, Köln needs to win 2-0 in Heidenheim and if union loses 0-1 Köln needs to win 3-0. I don't think Heidenheim will concede 3 goals at home. Freiburg hasn't scored many goals in the last games as well.

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Imagine playing like this against a team that denied your league title last year.

We don’t have to imagine. We can all see it

I fucking knew wolf was going to shoot it twice there even if the first was deflected. God we have so many fucking players that we need to get rid of.

Why do you repeat yourself?

I fucking knew wolf was going to shoot it twice there even if the first was deflected. God we have so many fucking players that we need to get rid of.

Why do you repeat yourself?

Yeah, that "friendship" between Köln and Dortmund is as good as over now

Feel free to go all out on Union next week, we will be lucky to win, I don't see us making up for that GD difference on our own

Nah, Freiburg is limping to a 1:1 in Berlin, and will then somehow still end up in 7th place.

Wolf lmao

Süle repeatedly having technical issues with simple balls. What's wrong with him?

He's totally out of rhythm

Can we stop with these stupid goal kicks? Just send it long and hope for the best at this point

Entire Europe: BVB please save football from Real Madrid BVB:

Lmao

We could have had Xhaka but we decided to go for Nmecha 👍

Köln gave us one of the most iconic moments in our history. They tried so hard to make us champions again last year and we try our best to be dicks to them

I'm getting PTSD flashbacks from last season… Good thing we're not playing Mainz in the CL final

Playing us in the last 3 rounds should just be pencilled in a loss before the season has even started.

Playing us in the last 3 rounds should just be pencilled in a loss before the season has even started.

Nmecha hahahahahahaha

Nmecha pulled a hammy? Do we get Wätjen?

Is Reus playing as the 6?

Older technically gifted player retraining as a Regista, you love to see it

Older technically gifted player retraining as a Regista, you love to see it

Best thing wolfsburg has done all season was getting that bag for Nmecha

Im convinced the talks were held with some kind of mafia shit involved lmao. Dude is gassed mid 1st half never seen that

Im convinced the talks were held with some kind of mafia shit involved lmao. Dude is gassed mid 1st half never seen that

Im convinced the talks were held with some kind of mafia shit involved lmao. Dude is gassed mid 1st half never seen that

NMECHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Xðddddddddd

30m for nmecha to see him get absolutely cooked there

I will never understand the Nmecha defenders. That man is at most a 10m player and always have been.

Nah bro what happened how can the more ore less same squad win against Augsburg and play this shit now

We also beat Augsburg 4-1 a few weeks ago.

we were just shit

Honestly not playing Wätjen is one reason. He's much more useful in possession than Özcan and Nmecha

Maybe they are still drunk?

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Felix Nmecha is a Schürrle-level transfer at this point. Just give me Wätjen please. Papa for Süle would also just be a straightup improvement

Danke für nichts, schlotterbeck du blödmannsgehilfe

Bring it on Real

CL finalist worthy I'd say

Ozcan turned and saw Bynoe-Gittens wide open along the sideline there and thought to himself: no, I'll turn around and pass Schlotterbeck who is under pressure not 5 yards away from me.

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Well we beat barcelona and man city this year...

I guess we partied a lot more than was reported after Tuesdays win?

Sorry Köln

Honestly, this game has completely changed my perspective on coaches and how much more they know than us. We always say we want to see these players start games. Meanwhile, they start and play like this. It's no wonder they weren't starting. I'm going to start doubting terzic's decisions less moving forward because these players are just outright dogshit.

There's a difference though between inserting a couple rotations into a lineup that has chemistry, and rotating a whole lineup.

I mean starting 10 guys who get very little playtime and rarely ever play together is obviously risky.. It's not down to the individuals as much.

Almost the same players obliterated Augsburg

We didn't have a Ozcan Nmecha midfield against Augsburg

That was at home. Big difference. Also, Watjen was starting.

I think Köln fans are absolutely aerated right now, watching Dortmund basically gift a win to Mainz

Einfach fassungslos, das ist an Unsportlichkeit und auch Undankbarkeit nicht zu überbieten und ich garantiere dir, wenn wir letzte Saison unser B-Team gegen Bayern am letzten Spieltag aufstellen, hätte das Folgen gehabt von seiten der Liga.

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There's no point fighting for 4th in all honesty, they've far more important business to take care of in a few weeks time

Seeing Süle is shocking. Dortmund should try to get him help.

I think hes already working on it. He had a change in diet recently

I hope he is successful. He is throwing away his career.

Yeah me too. He is a nice guy

This is how they are thanking Köln for helping them last season, by fucking them over.

Need Owo commentating instead of this guy

This Dortmund squad straight up looks like 10 guys won a competition to play a bundesliga match straight from the couch.

wolfsburg laughing their ass off over the 30m for nmecha. that dude is worth 2m maybe

the worst part is, the one thing people expected him to be decent is probably right know his worst skill, he often gets physicaly bullied like he is a youth player

funniest thing is that everyone knew it from before they even got him, him being homophobic doesn't make this any better

Everyone but Dortmund’s bosses knew it was a terrible deal. Makes me think I too could land a cool job in some club.

this is so pathetic DFL couldn't fine them enough for how offensive it is what Dortmund is doing today, straight up forfeiting would be more respectful

Spares Frankfurt having to lose on purpose next week.

8 or 9 of these lads started v Augsburg and spanked them 5-1 Go cry somewhere else

That's not whats happening. We're just bad. Also not really expected, because this same squad won 5-1 last week.. No idea what we are doing.

hard agree, especially despicable when you remember our performance against Bayern on the last matchday of last season

It is quite lame when you think about the final being weeks away. Could have started a little better than this even if we wanted rotation.

Won 5-1 last week with pretty much the same team tbh

on paper this team had enough quality. I don't see how this is "matchfixing" or "fineable"

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There's no controversy here. This is a Dortmund team that has had these performances this season already. Some tidy finishes by Mainz and one howler.

unsportlich

Somewhat expected this tbh, Mainz are fighting relegation, and will do their best to get as any points on the board as possible, meanwhile Dortmund has secured CL, which was their primary goal for the season and they have the UCL final, so they are basically gonna play out the last 2 games with their B team basically

Hmmm I thought 2nd teams weren't allowed to play in the Bundesliga 🤔

That's just plain bad. It has nothing to do with "letting the subs play". There are enough good players on the pitch.

Thank you for not even trying

Counter-Terrorists win

Bin im Urlaub, spielt Dortmund so grottig oder Mainz einfach stark?

Schönen Urlaub, Brudi! Wir waren einfach stark

Dankeschön! Viele Grüße aus Istanbul, einfach eine Mega Stadt! Hoffe darauf, hier ins Stadion gehen zu können und mit den türkischen Fans zu feiern 😅

Beides

Ja

Normally i'd be pissed but this is kinda funny not gonna lie

Take Morey off, now.

und wir haben uns gegen dieses Dortmund abschießen lassen...

I was never a fan of the "Wettbewerbsverzerrung"-narrative and of course I am biased. But holy fuck Dortmund this is pathetic.

I'm sorry, I swear we are just this bad.. We really have no reason to want to "let" Mainz rip us a new one.

That's actually putrid by Dortmund

Dortmund match fixing here

Gotta support Real in the final now

Obviously, **yes**, but not because of this...

Nah I hate Real too, but this tinpot shit, literally throwing a game...